thordog
Feb 25th, 2007, 08:35 PM
Running around in pot holes may seem fun in the day when you were a kid, oh I used to love running round with a shovel digging holes in my back garden while throwing rope ladders so I can drop down safely, come on for god's sake.<BR> You play what seems to be a 10 year old child wielding a shovel a few rope ladders and some dynamite who must venture in the deep dark cave to find treasure. Jesus Christ this is a child we're talking about, who gives a child a shovel, some rope ladders and some dynamite and says "go down the hole son and find us some damn treasure", people go to prison for these kind of things.<BR> Through the caves you will meet some nasty bastard critters on the way, ok bats and all that seem fine in caves and holes, but god-damn T rex's!! Oh Lucifer. I loved those old tales my grandfather used to tell me, he would say " In the caves as a child I used to slaughter dinosaurs with shovel oh yes" <BR> The music sounds like a load of snorting from a heavily wounded ox and will want you to scratch your skin off your body, but the worst part of the game has to be the fact that if you see a loose boulder hanging from the ceiling you would think hmm I better wait for it to fall. HA HA HA that’s a good one instead as you walk underneath it, it falls right on you, what timing eh? just as your underneath it.<BR> Also the fact if you fall down a drop about the size of the kid you end up dieing, so you must drop a rope ladder, if you can ever place it right as it never goes where you want it to, <BR> Legend of the lost city!!! What city I don’t see no city!!!! Where’s this goddamn city.<BR><BR>Such a poor game, it is really sad