thordog
Feb 25th, 2007, 08:35 PM
Tim here, what happens when you combine Super Mario Bros. (the one in the sewers with crabs and stuff) and dinosaurs that spit bubbles? You get one piece of nightmare...<BR>You are either Bub or Bob, two disgustingly cute dinosaurs, that spit bubbles. Your girlfriend has been kidnapped by a... super drunk thingy, or Baron von Blubba, I don’t know, I never finished the game, but I do know the end! Anyway... There are almost 102 levels, so there you are, in a strange place, with only disease ridden bubbles that can make enemies explode... Not an exit to be found, here’s what I was doing in my gaming time.<BR><BR>Level 1: Bub's log, stardate who cares, I am apparently in some strange black place, that is called a cave... I see wind up dolls above me, i quickly annihilate them.<BR>6: Ok... It took me half an hour to get here... Not much here, except for more and more of those goddamn enemies!!!<BR>31: For god sakes man! How many levels do I have to get through!?!? Uh oh... Baron von Blubba just... AW CRAP! ANOTHER LIVE LOST!<BR>50: I cant take this anymore, I think my fingers are starting to bleed... <BR>57 17:09 PM, I’m impressed I got this far...<BR>57 19:31 PM, for gods sake! Its impossible I say, IMPOSSIBLE! Oh no... gameover... lucky I saved...<BR><BR>There you have it, no one I know ever passed level 57. Well back to the review, the levels are totally continuous, and the music too, IMPOSSIBLE, the ending screens?<BR><BR>-=SPOILER=-<BR>End: BAD END<BR>This is not a real end!<BR>Never forget your friend!<BR>End 2: BAD END<BR>This is not a real end!<BR>Get the magic ball to reveal the secret road!<BR>End 3: This is not a real end!<BR>Use (enter password I forgot here) for whatsit...<BR><BR>Ok the score is at the bottom, excuse me while I go kick my NES emulator off my pc.