Zombie Nation (2nd Review)

[thordog]

So, I'm sitting here rummaging through Trespassing.cc's endless amount of ROMs when I discover one titled "Zombie Nation" (and one title "Zombie Hunter", but damn, that is a much different story.). I happen to like zombies and the whole idea behind them, so I download this little ROM. I open it up and I figure it'd look and feel a bit like ye olde "Zombies Ate My Neighbors" for SNES; a more primitive version, I guess.<BR><BR>BUT NO. Apparently, Meldac believes that a "zombie nation" is of course going to be overrun by a giant head of which spews mucus and bullshit out of its mouth and destroys BUILDINGS. BUT OF FUCKING COURSE. <BR><BR>I can see the people at Meldac right now, brainstorming for upcoming games. <BR><BR>"Hey, hey, guys, let's do a game." <BR>
"About what?" <BR>
"Uh... vamp- Nah... HOW ABOUT ZOMBIES?!" <BR>
"WHY YES AND BY ZOMBIES YOU OF COURSE MEAN A GIANT HEAD THAT ATTACKS BUILDINGS?!" <BR>
"YES YES OF COURSE." <BR>
"AND HOW ABOUT WE ADD 'SAMURAI' INTO THE NAME?!" <BR>
"YES ALL THE WAY LET'S GO MAKE IT. :D"<BR><BR>

Yeah. That's about how this piece of shit went. <BR><BR>

I guess without my bias that a game about zombies should at least have something to do with zombies, rather than just the people in a town you're attacking being zombies, this game might be labeled decent. <BR><BR>

By a moron. <BR><BR>

With AIDS. <BR><BR>

And no eyeballs. <BR><BR>

Or fingers. <BR><BR>