STUPIDEST COMMERCIALS

[Cap'n Crunch]

Did you ever see that Maxaroni commercial? The macaroni and cheese filled up the whole lunch room. Everyone should have drowned in cheese, but they didn't. The song is dumb too.

[Professor Cool]

Maxaroni?

As for anyone in the Chicago area, we all know the stupidest commercial ever is the Eagle Man ones. Especially the one with Manxow Muller in it.

[Cap'n Crunch]

It was on ABC.

[Professor Cool]

Oh I see, you were watching Drew Carey >:

[Les Waste]

Professor Cool, you're from Chicago. Have you ever heard of Les Waste (http://www.kcb.org/lesstory.html)?

[Cap'n Crunch]

Can we have a Les Waste near where I live?

[Esuohlim]

Geico Commercials >: Geico Commercials >: Geico Commercials >: Geico Commercials >: Geico Commercials >: Geico Commercials >: Geico Commercials >: Geico Commercials >: Geico Commercials >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

I FUCKING HATE THAT GECKO!

[CaptainBubba]

Ya, I especially hate how he always tricks that fucking coyote even though he spent so much effort trying to capture him. Its like, WTF!? Why can't you just let him WIN for once you stupid gecko.

Sometimes i wish I could just go inside the t.v and help the coyote catch his lizard ass. I'd be all like, "use this big massive gun from DOOM2" And we'd shoot his ass and eat it. IT'd be fucking awsome.

Sorry for this post, but I drank like, 13 cups of water and ate a whole box of acutane. I'm pretty fucked up right now and my last layer of skin just fell off. I'll be back in like 12 minutes, so just don't worry if I'm gone a while, I promise I'll be back.

Just chill till I get back. :hat :hat :hat :hat :( :( :(

[liquidstatik]

I hate all the Old Navy commercial >:

[Professor Cool]

Professor Cool, you're from Chicago. Have you ever heard of Les Waste (http://www.kcb.org/lesstory.html)?

I sure do :)

[Spectre X]

Sometimes i wish I could just go inside the t.v and help the coyote catch his lizard ass. I'd be all like, "use this big massive gun from DOOM2" And we'd shoot his ass and eat it. IT'd be fucking awsome.

you mean the BFG9000? did you know that that actually stands for Big Fucking Gun?

[liquidstatik]

:lol interestsing

[Chris P. Bacon]

I hate those Pier One commericals. Kristy Alley gives me the creeps. The one that takes the cake to me is that loud ass Billy Mays guy. THIS IS BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEW OXY CLEAN! Dude relax I don't have the mute button on. His products bite ass. Oh and a friend of mine's mom bought one of those Pasta Pots and the lid broke off the first time she used it resulting in that night's spaghetti going down the drain (literally).

[n00bward]

There is just to many to be able to pick an exact worst. But I'll say the Dell commercials at this time as they were the most recent ones to annoy me. They may be the very slightest cute or funny but it just gets annoying after the 50 millionth time in a row they show them. And they can't rotate them often can they, they always play one several million times before going to a new/different one. I thought we were ok when the dell dude got caught smoking weed, but then they just put those dumbass interns in. If I ever meet the person who comes up with these commercials I might just have to remove his testicals to stop the suffering of future generations. >:

[Queefer Sutherland]

I must chime in on the Geico. Yes, the gecko sucks but equally bad were the 3rd rate Bill Plympton ripoff bits they had before him(maybe it was really Plympton, I dunno but they still sucked my load.) On top of that, they always show 2 of the damn things back to back.

[Chris P. Bacon]

http://www.bigfatharrules.com/bacon/pasta.jpg

This is the culprit.


SORRY about the password thing. I'll got it fixed now. I typed in the wrong thing. Don't ban my just yet. :)

[Esuohlim]

How come every time I enter a thread that Chris P. Bacon posted in, I get a popup asking me the network username and password of bigfatharrules.com?

[liquidstatik]

I get the same thing >: Its annoying too

[Anonymous]

It's because his pictures are all password protected. If he continues to use 'em, I'm going to have to ban his ass, because I'm not interested in hunting down and editing all his posts.

[Cap'n Crunch]

It never popped up on me. :)

[Generator86]

Professor Cool[b]- I'm not precisely sure if I have the exact number correct, despite living around the Chicago area my entire life, but what about those fucking Empire carpet commercials? I swear, that guy is the walking talking proof of cryogenics, even though nowadays he looks like a Depo-Provera-addicted child molester.

About the number, I've successfully drunken myself into a stupor and forgotten the exact jingle, but I just [/i]know that it'll come back to me in the morning.

Wait, 1-800-588-2300, EMPIRE? Is that it?

[Esuohlim]

Yes, that's the right number. :)

I'm not from Chicago, but we have that commercial here too.

But they changed it into "Empire Today" :(

[HickMan]

The worst commercial i have ever seen was for the Smoke Away Program. It's this three min. commercial about how you can Kick the Habbit in just seven days! They interviewed these '20yr smokers' that quit in LESS THAN SEVEN DAYS! And they also interview this 'doctor' that is also on one of those 'special' beds that shape your body. Also at the very end you see this guy that used to have a 'mustache' in the commercial jump for joy because he KICKED THE HABBIT IN JUST SEVEN DAYS!

[Seven Force]

I saw those Chicago commercials on my trip last week.

Not the Eagleman one though.

There's a new one with a judge, talking about SR22 insurance or something. It's...stupid?

[Esuohlim]

I can't fucking believe I used the smile emoticon in this thread. >:

[liquidstatik]

HEY I REMEMBER THIS THREAD :O

[Emu]

is this let's revive year old threads day

[Seven Force]

Geez, i'm sorry. :(

...fucking goo-backs.

[Emu]

You're a fucking moron.

[Seven Force]

You're a towel!

[MLE]

you will never be funny :(

[ArrowX]

I Hate the new sprite commercials with thirst

[liquidstatik]

The carrot-top commercials are starting to get annoying. :/

[Esuohlim]

I Hate the new sprite commercials with thirst

You would, you racist.

[Jixby Phillips]

i hate those commercials where it keeps showing guy getting shot at the baseball game and his wife is like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"

[liquidstatik]

:lol I haven't seen it yet. :(

[Captain Goodtimes]

Any commerical featuring these three words

"can" "it" or "but"

[ArrowX]

you are worse than me :(

[Seven Force]

i hate those commercials where it keeps showing guy getting shot at the baseball game and his wife is like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"

:lol

I could see that.