IT made me giggle..

[Lenor]

Being known to have the shortest attention span on the board, I decided to search and dig around for some really old post, that were made about me, from some of my favorite people. :fu

Carnivore: Who once actually made me cry.
I would nominate Lenor for biggest waste of bandwith, but she doesn't post that much (fortunately).

I'd nominate her for person whose opinions matter the least, but VinceZeb owns that category.

I'd nominate her for poorest spelling and grammar, but there are people out there who manage to do worse somehow.

Holy crap. Lenor sucks so badly that she can't even win an award for sucking!

Now, this is when noob was going to leave for good, being the friend I am, I did something rather dumb.
This thread, as is the case with most threads bearing Noob's name, was ruined before its inception.

in noob's defense, hes actually smarter than almost anyone on this board. He has alot of growing up to do, as do most of the 30+ age people on this board also have. I'd pick having noob post rant after rant about whatever over ALMOST anyone else on this board.

OH and carni, leave your stupid white trash ass outta shit that doesn't pertain to you.
Such poetic memories, calling carnivore white trash, kind of trite now. Yet,it did not stop there.
Sadie really hated me..
lol. lenore called carni white trash.

Another surprise, rongi, actually being nice, although not to me.
I like noob because he has good taste in music and he also likes zebra cakes.


I wasn't all that popular with the girls on the board, I was the loser outcast.
I wonder if Lenore will get here Korn tattoo changed now...:lol
Yet, not much of a surprise that this kid is buddies with gris.
Korn is the shittiest band ever made, ALL rap is for homos and white people who like rap should be shot, and the only good music Fagtallica wrote was Kill 'Em All which Dave Mustaine wrote. Also Creeping death is a song called Die by my hand that Gary Holt wrote for Exodus and Kirk Hmmett stole if from him. It even has the same chorus and song structure. Death to Metallica and death to Korn and fuck God.

Although, not being here for The Official KoRn thread, back in 04', almost disappoints me.
1.Jon Davis did not go Christian, Head, lead guitarist, left the band after finding his faith in Christianity.
2. Old KoRn is not Rap, they branched out and connected with other sounds, not to 'sell out', to create a different sound of music. Twisted Transistor, whoever thought they would see lil Jon, snoop, etc.. head bang. And not just any band can have Angelina Jolie, be in their video. (damn shes hot)


Alright, I'm done for now. I'm going to post some more later on, Feel free to add to the 'LENORE, MOST HATED"
haha..

All post are from early 2003-2004.

[Womti]

Whiner.

I hste words :(

[Lenor]

WHAT, try searching for OLD post with either lenore or lenor in them, they were alot better.

[Womti]

the message of that quote was directed at you.

[Lenor]

Can't forget Jixby, close second to making me snap. But he was original.

Users browsing this forum: Jixby Phillips, Lenor

HEY CUTIE, GOT ANY RABIES ;) ;) ;)

[Lenor]

As mine, was directed towards you!

Get out of my thread, now.

[Terra]

i always liked you lenore

[Lenor]

Terra, true, I did not find any post towards me from you at all! haha

At least I had one girl on my side :lol

[liquidstatik]

but too bad it was terra :x

[Terra]

wow, and somebody was just telling me about the douchebags on this forum, liquid. funny how you just popped in when it happened.

[liquidstatik]

wow, and somebody was just telling me about the lack of humorous posts on this forum, terra. funny how you just popped in when it happened.

[Terra]

somebody else was teling me how you were missing a dick. haven't found it yet?

[liquidstatik]

i'm sorry, terra. i now realize that sturring you up will unleash a tornado of dick jokes that would just destroy my self being.

[Lenor]

Please STOP.. I was hoping to find some more funny commentary on me, in my earlier years on the board, to post. And I would really rather not have you two fighting while I'm trying too do it!

[Terra]

actually i wasn't fighting. to do so with liquid would mean that his trailer will overturn and he would become homeless (and dickless).

please continue!

[liquidstatik]

you'd be more enjoyable if you weren't so predictable, hun

but seriousslyy, i'm not gonna rile you up. this is lonooorrrs thread. :]

[Terra]

i was just trying to relieve your mother from verbally beating you down. sometimes that poor woman needs a break.

liquid do you have any funny things to say that were about lenore? I think we should turn this around and make it a lenore appreciation thread.

i'll go first.

i appreciate lenore for being a breath of fresh air in an otherwise pretty stale forum. i'm glad she's here because she doesn't seem to care what anybody thinks and just has a good time.

plus she's radically hot looking

[noob3]

lenor is my cool sister 8)

[liquidstatik]

nooobb3 you're like my cool friend whose sister i wanna f*ck :x

[Lenor]

Seriously, do I need to pull out my whip?

FUNNY COMMENTARY QUOTES ON YOU!
and your lame rebuttles.

[Grislygus]

Yet, not much of a surprise that this kid is buddies with gris.

If by "this kid", you mean the dickless chimp by the name of Azrael, and if by "gris", you mean me, then you are sorely mistaken.

[Grislygus]

Not to butt in, or anything.

[noob3]

does somone have that picture of when i scanned my semen?

[noob3]

cuz that'd be awesome ^________^

[Black Flag]

lenor sent me links to all sorts of old threads telling me i used to be part of the in crowd and was a jerk and i'm yet to find any evidence of that

[Black Flag]

i'm a consistently nice guy

[Lenor]

Sorry Gris, for his sub-name, he mentions you two being friends. Made that impression on me.

If you want I can change that caption?

If you have any good quotes on me, feel free to post them Gris.

NOOB .. NO YOU ARE NOT GOING TO POST YOUR SEMEN IN MY THREAD!!

[noob3]

Guys, I regret to tell you guys this but..

I'm going to die! :lol

[Lenor]

I call for your adrenaglan! within 15 minutes after you go. :rock

[liquidstatik]

NOOB3 I SAW THAT

[Grislygus]

I didn't even notice Azrael's title. Oh well. Don't change anything on my account, just making a minor correction.

[Lenor]

Just thought I would ask.

So, Gris, is this a non-hating Lenore week? haha

[Grislygus]

I've been feeling antagonistically neutral for the past few weeks.

[Lenor]

I must say I was quite surprised, when you voted for me. Maybe the apathy is slowly melting away, toward me.

[liquidstatik]

i h8 all of u so much

[Moobs]

that hurts :(

[Black Flag]

moobs why are you avoiding the issue

[Lenor]

Danny you <3 me!

slut

[Moobs]

moobs why are you avoiding the issue

sorry i just showed up and dont know what the issue is?
All I know is you may hate me and also like blue homosexual rainbows

[Black Flag]

change your signature moobs

[Black Flag]

don't complicate things

[Moobs]

oh right thought so. Technically my blue is..

f*ck it ;<

[Moobs]

Yeah ok are we cool now?

[Lenor]

Sure, keep on ruining my thread. I have a play to memorize and hopefully sleep.

[Black Flag]

i already covered the light blue dark blue issue if you'll look at the mockwars commentary thread moobs i'm glad we could resolve this

[Moobs]

ok great sorry lenor serious sig buisness you understand?

[Black Flag]

lenor i am not ruining anything

any thread i post in is instantly transformed into the gold standard of i-mockery goodness

[Black Flag]

you're welcome

[Lenor]

Sean, you best believe, that when I need help with this play shit, you better answer your text messages bitch!

Ha, only kidding.

But can we seriously try and turn this back into my thread? Or will that be too damn hard?

[Moobs]

It's lost forever. Sorry :O

[Schimid]

Guys, Lenor gets this board.

[Lenor]

schimid or zac, whoever.

What, really, are you trying to say?

This is a thread.

[Schimid]

I mean, seriously guys, Lenor knows, like, everyone on the board.

[Lenor]

Like seriously, schimid.

You got me, with your all- knowing endless supply of sources, never-ending, one can only guess.

[Schimid]

Last word!

[Lenor]

SPRINKLES!

[kahljorn]

"i'm glad she's here because she doesn't seem to care what anybody thinks and just has a good time."

me too dude i love reading her talk about herself. that's how i know she doesn't care what anybody thinks about her. Why else would she make threads about herself?

[Terra]

girlfriend i really wish you would stop crapping on my stinking poop rainbow!

[Lenor]

Now, back to the silly quotes and commentary on ME:
Remember, you can add your own, if you have said anything you find really amusing about me or yourself.

When Terra confused the hell outta me, and told me to stop fucking up her rainbow.


girlfriend i really wish you would stop crapping on my stinking poop rainbow!

[Lenor]

Zero, ohh how he knows me so. :lol
Don't talk to her Zinger. She only wants your body.

[Zinger]

So, is this basically a thread where you quote what people have said about you and analyze them? I quite like that.

[Fathom Zero]

I told you not to respond. Now you're going to wake up tomorrow with all sorts of parts of you missing.

[Zinger]

Kinky...

[Terra]

Now, back to the silly quotes and commentary on ME:
Remember, you can add your own, if you have said anything you find really amusing about me or yourself.

When Terra confused the hell outta me, and told me to stop fucking up her rainbow.





i was talking to kahl.

[kahljorn]

:lol :(

[Zomboid]

I will always remember the time when **I** said that Splatterhouse 3 is very fun, and ItalianStereotype and Dr.Boogie agreed!

~Guys, please, let's all remember everything that has ever been said to ME on this board and I shall regale you with tales of my daily trials and tribulations ~

[Lenor]

I remember the time when I put zomboid on IGNORE

err wait that was 5 seconds ago. .

[kahljorn]

lol i know

what about that time lenor pmed me complaining that i had misquoted her when the quote was exactly the same and she kept on rambling stupidly and when i refused to take it down she threatened to tell chojin on me like a little bitch and said he would ban me because they are friends and had sex or something then got all paranoid when i offered to post all the pms on the board so we could have a public account of my evil accurate "mis"quotes.

[kahljorn]

that's a funny one let's laugh and talk about how silly that was!

ps dont worry guys usually i keep pms CONFIDENTIAL

[Lenor]

I remember when kahl lied about what was actually said in the PM, and also started screaming at me for being so 'insensitive' to his feelings, amongst other things.

PS. I never said me and chojin had sex, weirdo . Or any of the second part.

[liquidstatik]

guys so i have the house to myself tonight 8)

[kahljorn]

Lenor:
think you could please take out the edited version of my quote that is resideing as your signature, please?

Kahljorn:
I didn't edit the quote, that's how you said it.

lenor:
Allright, Its completely ridicolous sounding, and was also just a part of the complete sentence. So, the point of this is not about weither I said that exacly but the fact that your useing it as your signature, and the only reason your doing it is petty. If you want to quote something stupid ive said, then use the entirety that made it. If you cant at least make some compromise with me, then I can just have someone warn you about it. Your choice, you know chojins stance with me.

kahljorn:
have you even read the quote? it wasn't part of a complete sentence.

you went

WORDSWORDS WORDS

STUPIDWORDSIQUOTED

wORDSWORDSWORDS

the paragraph breaks were all yours.

tell chojin, you simperinglittle whore. Why did you threaten me when I was treating you nicely in pm? I could've pointed out you're a dumb fucking jerk who doesn't even remember what you said but I didn't

Lenor
im a dumb fucking jerk now? Actually, I planned on showing him he pm's and the post that were made asking you nicely to please remove it. I find it disrespectful, how would you like it if I went through and just threw some parts of a sentence of yours together to laugh and make idiotic comments about with everyone and purposely make it the size of a paragraph to make it really stand out? Honestly, im not that big of a bitch, and I dont mind people quoteing me, I find it flattering most of the time, unless its extremly distastful. If your upset with me because of being completely honest with you, and trying to be as adult with you about this, without a catfight, then I honestly have no other options.

Kahljorn:
It's not ou tof context. It was not part of a complete sentence. You don't even usually use complete sentences.

Kahljorn:
And yes you're a stupid jerk because you use your "Friends" like they're your personal toys or something who will bend at your whim and do whatever you want. That's why you act all friendly towards so many people, you're a "Collector". That's what you're making it seem like, anyway.
Knock it off.

Lenor:
You really think that chojin would take the risk of having rog and every other admin pissed at him for whats going on if their wasnt a bigger purpose going on? Think about it. This is my 5th year anniversary of being on the board, and since long time back, I was the object of chojins desires and shit like that, we hung out several times, and we have been very close for along time. So, do not tell me im a collector of people to use. Me, noob, and blackflag all came on here at the same time and [i]suck together[/u][sic], and remained friends the entire time, hell they know be better then most of the people I hang out with. Which is why noob wont give in to his gf's constant bullshit about telling me to fuck off. danny and a few others just do shit themselves.
But give the whole first couple sentences I said at first a good thought, the mockwars are comeing up very soon. For someone who claims to know everyone so well, you sure are blind to whats right in front of you! If rog did not aprove of any of this he would not have it.

Kahljorn:
Want to find out what they think about it?

We can make this public, if you want.

Lenor:
Two problems with that idea. One- chojin would just delete it, or someone else might... and two- I could just say I was lieing to get you to take the sig out of your profile because I was desperate and wanted you to think you would get something out of it. Especially after how you came at me with the verbal bashing that is actually harrasment being im a female.
I tried to be nice to you, and I tried to make some sort of compromise, you chose to take that as an opertunity to come aferer me. and now are threatening not just me, but eric also.

[kahljorn]

the quote in my signature for a while:
and about the same insults... I use far more then that .. and I wont apologize for being proud of what ive accomplished.

actual lenor post:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showpost.php?p=468153&postcount=20
kahl.. ha .. true the only times I come on here is when im really fuckin bored.. and yeah i was last nite and he was startin crazy shit.. I was tryin to make it interesting.

and about the same insults... I use far more then that .. and I wont apologize for being proud of what ive accomplished.

True einstein did have an iq of that in extremly high levels, but he couldnt read, never finished school, and had not much social skills.. But he rocked math that I will never be able to do because ill be takeing 10 extra fuckin years of just math to graduate :/

[liquidstatik]

danny and a few others just do shit themselves.

i don't get that sentence :x

[liquidstatik]

i DO shit by myself

[liquidstatik]

not on myself, though :x

[Zomboid]

Oh wow...What a stupid whore :lol

[kahljorn]

i didn't even notice that gem but i really like the one where she said "we suck together"
mostly because of the philosophical implications that anybody, even the coolest guy, associated with her would "suck together" with her.

[kahljorn]

I'm threatening eric, and you know erics stance on that.

[Zomboid]

I love how she seems to think that everyone here loves her and they will STOP WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO SAVE HER FROM HARASSMENT.

[Lenor]

Woah, I never wrote any of that. It's a little too personal for me to write, considering I don't know you.
-I would never put chojin in any compromising position.
-i would never say any of that about anyone.

I don't know who wrote those, or if you did it yourself, but that is not me.

But, you can think what you want. Show me proof they were written by me, from my IP, before accusing me of writeing that. Especially, to someone I dont know.

[Zomboid]

Uh huh.

Take a screenshot of your PM box kahl.

[kahljorn]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/proof2.jpg

I used that one since it has you "Putting chojin in a compromising position" buti can use the other ones if you need more proof

[liquidstatik]

hey guys can i be the judge :lol

[kahljorn]

i dont mind posting more evidence if you guys aren't secure in my honesty.

but honestly who could make up all that shit besides a retard. i dont think anybody on this message board could pull of lenors vapid stupidity that well.

[Schimid]

Pff, that's one fine photoshop. :rolleyes

[kahljorn]

do you really think it's a photoshop?

[Zomboid]

Kahl if they don't believe you, you can always give me your password and I can go into your pm box and look :D

[kahljorn]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/lunarpandas/proof3.jpg

:sixletters

[kahljorn]

i was thinking that zomboid but they probably wouldn't believe you :O

[kahljorn]

is this still making you giggle lenor you attention whore ;) ;)

[Supafly345]

Don't worry Lenor, I'm in your corner. I mean, I don't want to get banned or anything.

[GADZOOKS]

Wooooooo! What is this thread about? I'm plastered!

[FartinMowler]

I remember saying Lenor rhymes with whore and she said that Lenor wasn't her real name :bestthread

[Cosmo Electrolux]

so, basically if we choose NOT to side with Lenor, we get banned because Chojin wants her and Rog approves. :confused:

[Terra]

lenore, chojin and mayonaise

[Cosmo Electrolux]

lenor, chojin, a pound of crisco and a slip and slide

[Terra]

chojin, lenore, the ban bomb, and a little mace

[kahljorn]

lenor is silly you guys
I'm glad she's changed and now we can look back and laugh at this

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Chojin, Lenor, some pink hair die, a hello kitty dildo, and some spicy salsa

[Grislygus]

This reminds me of that awesome contemporary Mexican horor story where the family won't go into certain rooms in the house because "They" (probably ghosts) control those rooms and soon the ghosts take over the house, room by room.

Except in this instance, "They" are Terra and Cosmo, and they get condiments and various putrid oils all over the place.

[Terra]

Chojin, Lenor, some pink hair die, a hello kitty dildo, and some spicy salsa

lenore, chojin, rotten eggs, flat laytex paint (any color) and a pissed off mle banging on the bedroom door

[MLE]

that's funnier if you imagine the bedroom as empty

[Zomboid]

It's funnier if they keep it to the one or ten fucking threads in loveline made for it >:

[Terra]

dude, i am soooo glad your taking what we post as serious. you know the internet is serious fucking shit.

i hope you heed my advice on your houseboat trip just as serious as you do every other fucking vaginal dribbling i do here on i-mock.

oh, cos and i are getting married. i am bearing both of his two pomerainians, a golden retriever named schultz, and ten of his finches.

Damn serious shit this internet is. if we make you barf it's becuase it's fucking real!!!!

[Terra]

that's funnier if you imagine the bedroom as empty

any bedroom your in is considered empty :)

[Zomboid]

Your advice for the houseboat trip was good. Busting into otherwise fun threads and continuing an ongoing little game with cosmo is not :O

[Terra]

those threads were fun??? sorry, our bad. at least we waited for them to toss off, then did what we did. i aplogize for holding a gun to everybody's head and making them read the threads to the very end.

i promise not to do it again. well tonight that is

seriously, have lots of fun on your boat trip! and you are going to have lots of fun!!!! :)

[liquidstatik]

No, but seriously Terra, shits getting pretty annoying.

"YEAH CUZ WEERE TOTATLYALY HOLDIN A GUN TU URR HEED RITE"

Well, no. But then again, I don't expect EVERY thread to have you guys fucking in it. So, you know, it's not like i'm TRYING to read your horrible attempts at being funny. ;D

[Terra]

i heard a fart. did somebody fart?

[liquidstatik]

lol i told you sevenforce

[Seven Force]

Don't you and Cosmo have your own thread where you can fondle each others withered, malformed e-privates?

[Terra]

don't you have an ignore feature too?

[Terra]

or are you going to be a self absorbed douchbag

[MattJack]

Hey yall, what's up?

[liquidstatik]

if only you had the shut up feature :eek

[MattJack]

i sensed some hostility so I came to help

[Terra]

i sensed some hostility so I came to help

I have an aunt that is down in new orleans. she didn't go the mardi gras because she was so depressed. next month i'm going down there to help out.

hosility. actually i love these guys. and you did very well thumping me. a round of applause to you

[MattJack]

Hear any funny jokes lately Terra? Cause I have

[MattJack]

You aunt must be a dyke

[Terra]

if only you had the shut up feature :eek

i don't so use the "ignore" feature you idiot.

[MattJack]

that's the only joke i've heard :\

[MetalMilitia]

MattJack check out the chatroom thread I just posted a great joke about an egg.

[MattJack]

Basically how it works is, you call someone's aunt a dyke after they tell you a story about said relative

[Terra]

You aunt must be a dyke

not anymore since they broke down there.

[MetalMilitia]

OOPS, I think I have away the punchline!

[liquidstatik]

i just told my dad he ddin't laugh at all i didn't think he got it

[Terra]

i just told my dad he ddin't laugh at all i didn't think he got it

if he's your dad, i'm not surprised, emo boy

[kahljorn]

whoa guys were getting off topic
this thread's about lenor and her silliness. Lets get back on topic! Especially you terra you know what's going on here i didn't expect to hear your eflirtations

[kahljorn]

"Please STOP.. I was hoping to find some more funny commentary on me, in my earlier years on the board, to post. And I would really rather not have you two fighting while I'm trying too do it!" thus spake lenor

[Terra]

oh shit i forgot about the title of this thread. thank you girlfriend!!

HEY GUYS LET'S BE MORE RESPECTFUL FOR LENORE. ESPECIALLY YOU LIQUID! YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HER NOT ME!! FOR SHAME! :x :x :x :x :confused:

[MattJack]

Yall, it's totally joke time in the chatroom

[liquidstatik]

I'LL DO HER IF YOU SHUT UP

[Terra]

just hit the ignore feature you fucking idiot and you can do her all you want

[liquidstatik]

just stop tying you fucking idiot and i can do her all i want

[liquidstatik]

but srrsly terra could you please shut up before i have to stab you in the throat okay thanks

[liquidstatik]

omg it worked :eek

[kahljorn]

so i mean did this evidence suffice for lenor because she couldn't seem to remember that we had that crazy conversation.

what's up lenor whats happenin yea

[Jeanette X]

I'm gone from the board for a while and I miss a Lenor thread?! I've got to come by here more often!

NOOB .. NO YOU ARE NOT GOING TO POST YOUR SEMEN IN MY THREAD!!

:wank :wank :wank :wank :wank :wank :wank :wank :wank :wank :wank :wank :wank:wank :wank

[Zinger]

You know, when I first saw the title to this thread, I was all thinking "The movie IT? how can that make anyone giggle? It's the scariest god damn movie on the face of this earth!".

I'm glad my World didn't just cave in on itself there.

[Goat Cheese]

You were scared of IT?

wuss.

[Zinger]

Wayyy scarier than the crap they churn out these days. :(

[Goat Cheese]

I don't know man the trailer for The Messengers had me up all night sometimes.

[Jeanette X]

Say Lenor...

Is that you in your avatar, or some other girl trying desperately to look sexy?