Hit Me With Your Best Shot!

[Optimistic Socks]

I'm new...I'm Expecting abuse as soon as it becomes apparent to the scavengers just how much I reek of that Noob Car Smell...so come on, lets see you all do your worst knowing NOTHING about me!

I don't expect much, but maybe somebody here will surprise me enough to actually warrant a response.

[Terra]

hey cosmo? i want to fuck you, baby

[Optimistic Socks]

I'm not cosmo.. Offer still open?

[Terra]

not gonna happen. have you even started a "hi i'm new" thread in general blabber??? come back after you've done that.

in the meantime...cos, i wanna make teh mad love to you

[GADZOOKS]

NOT SO FAST TERRA

http://www.spookmaster.com/pumpkin-carving-patterns/pumpkin-carving-patterns-firefighter.jpg
THREAD HIJACKED

http://www.spookmaster.com/pumpkin-carving-patterns/pumpkin-carving-patterns-firefighter.jpg

[Optimistic Socks]

Doing a "Hi I'm New" Thread is so expected...like surprise sex

I Prefer taking the path less travelled...Wink wink...nudge nudge...chortle chortle..fudge

[Lenor]

Masturbation in moderation!

[Optimistic Socks]

Amen!!

[Bubsy]

optimistic SUCKS yiou sUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol

[Optimistic Socks]

Touche my good man...touche

[Grislygus]

I resent your moderate optimism.

[neojester12]

Your mom resents your moderate optimism...

[Lenor]

NEOJET, due to the 'yo momma' joke, you have been stripped of all future post that involve you saying either the words, YOUR or MOM, including but not limited too any other word resembling, slang terms, or

HELL, ANY FUCKING WORDS! In lament term's, PLEASE DON'T POST.

thanks,
-Lenore

[Goat Cheese]

:party :newbie


:die:die:die
:die:die:die


:imock

[Womti]

I'M HIJACKING THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Goat Cheese]

Luckily I'm the thread marshall. You're under arrest, bub.

[Optimistic Socks]

Moderate optimism is the best optimism!!

This thread has lost the vision and ideals it once held true...I am saddened by this fact..

[Terra]

oh well, gee. welcome to the site you dunb ass

[Optimistic Socks]

oh well, gee. welcome to the site you dunb ass


Does this even need a comment? nah, its DUNB enough as is

[Womti]

Luckily I'm the thread marshall. You're under arrest, bub.


but I can still SHOOT you!!!!!!!!!!:eek:lol

[Optimistic Socks]

There will be no shooting in this thread...apart from the previous shooting...

This is a place of mocking business, try to behave accordingly people

[Womti]

OK FINE THEN GOPTAt CHEESES CAN CONSIDFDER HIMSELF FLAMED >:

[Goat Cheese]

YOU CAN CONSIDER YOURSELF FLANNED.



http://www.edining.ca/pictures/Caramel%20KISSES%20Flan.jpg

[Womti]

http://www.edining.ca/pictures/Caramel%20KISSES%20Flan.jpg
:explode

[Terra]

>: only true sack suckers post pics! >:

[Fathom Zero]

Mrnh?.

[Womti]

did you eat those?

[xscoot]

You play PS3. That is basically the best way to burn you.

[Womti]

burn your mind, you mean

[Optimistic Socks]

I play PS2 Dammit!!

With Gusto!

[bigtimecow]

i know that you are a cunt

[Bubsy]

home sweet STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol

[GADZOOKS]

Hey Bubsy what is your favorite videogame?

[Lenor]

:lol at gadzooks

[Bubsy]

Hey Bubsy what is your favorite videogame?

bubsy...WAIT A SEONCD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rock:lol:confused:

reallly though maybe super mario brothe4rs or grand theft auto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Seven Force]

STOP MESSAGING ME SOCKS >:

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GIRL IT WAS A TERRIBLE MISTAKE :lol