NEW SHORT: "STUPID TOYS: PART 4!"

[Mockery]

Here's another batch o' stupid toys that I've been meaning to cover for a while including some Transformers and an infamous He-Man character that I'm sure you've all seen. As always, if you have more stupid toy suggestions, email them to me and I might include them in future updates!

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/boxes/stupidtoys4-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/stupid-toys4)
NEW SHORT: "STUPID TOYS: PART 4!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/stupid-toys4


Enjoy!

[GADZOOKS]

The stripper pole has to be a gag gift. Like something SNL would have a sketch about. :(

If it's really aimed for children that's just awful. :(

[El Douche]

The stripper pole was the funniest part of the article. It can't be a real toy, like the person above me said it has to be a joke otherwise it's the most disturbing toy ever created.

[Protoclown]

If that stripper pole is actually real, I'll bet somebody went to jail over that thing. Fucking hilarious though...

[Mockery]

Believe me, if it was a joke, I wouldn't have written about it. Here's an article on it:
http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/biz2/0701/gallery.101dumbest_2007/99.html

Glad you guys liked the latest installment!

[Grislygus]

After complaints from parent groups, Tesco decides to keep selling the item as a "fitness accessory" but agrees to remove the listing from the toy section.

This goes in the "Abercrombie and Fitch Thongs for Three Year Olds" category of dumbassery.

[JohhnyDamage]

Wow, just wow.

I need to buy one, just to say I own it. But what kind of (LEGAL) conversation can include the words, "Children's stripper pole."?

[Mockery]

This goes in the "Abercrombie and Fitch Thongs for Three Year Olds" category of dumbassery.
Please tell me those never really existed.

[RaNkeri]

Believe me, if it was a joke, I wouldn't have written about it. Here's an article on it:
http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/biz2/0701/gallery.101dumbest_2007/99.html

Glad you guys liked the latest installment!

Did anybody else notice that if you click the link and choose "Next" on top of the page, there will be stuff about tattoo maker for kids? :lol

[stitchfan626]

it was really funny, although the stripper pole is an example of how bratz is turning little girls into future tramps

[Goat Cheese]

While you guys are talking about the stripper pole, I'm more worried about the Airzooka. What if terrorists get that kind of technology? With that weapon they'll be annoying every cubicle inhabitant this side of the Mississippi!