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Feb 4th, 2003, 12:21 AM
I always enjoy doing these, and receive a lot of requests for 'em, so once again here's some more educational information from G.I. Joe that was somehow never aired on television.
G.I. JOE: THE LOST PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS - PART 3:
Feb 4th, 2003, 12:29 AM
SORRY I DON'T SPEAK OUTTERSPACE
Feb 4th, 2003, 12:32 AM
You Said it mr. Mockery... Eye patches are sexy!!!http://photo1.matchnet.com/beta/2003/02/04/16054575.jpg
Feb 4th, 2003, 12:36 AM
You Said it mr. Mockery... Eye patches are sexy!!!
Damn straight. In fact, I now have an uncontrollable urge to fuck you, Danno.
Feb 4th, 2003, 12:37 AM
"Ninja get all the ladies."
Another reason why I wanna be a ninja.
Feb 4th, 2003, 12:38 AM
Remember, when being fired at by enemy lasers, you will be fine as long as you wear your gogles.
Feb 4th, 2003, 01:29 AM
Oh shit! I remember seeing the episode with the polar bear in the cobra uniform on my G.I. Joe tapes. Dr. Mindbender had some insane plan to turn people into animals using "protein" and the black snow guy whose name was like Iceburg or Avalanche or something and replaced Snowjob because everyone made fun of his name and nobody bought his toy, was turned into a killer whale and everyone was horrified and called him a monster but he was just a goddamn killer whale.
I :heart G.I. Joe >:
Feb 4th, 2003, 08:13 AM
If this guy spoke in a French accent when he was on GI Joe, I will worship him till the end of my days.
Feb 4th, 2003, 08:34 AM
Hilarious as always, Mr. Mockery! :)
Feb 4th, 2003, 10:00 AM
Feb 4th, 2003, 10:43 AM
DID YOU KNOW:
Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes were originally planned to be brothers? They changed it, because the idea of brother fighting brother didn't sit well with the executives. Also, Snake Eyes being black raised many questions.
Feb 4th, 2003, 11:48 AM
In the new G.I. Joe comics, Storm Shadow gave Snake Eyes quite a beatdown, much to my amusement. I'm sure Snake Eyes is going to return the favor, however (if he hasn't already). If you guys haven't read the new comics, check 'em out, I think they're really well done.
Feb 4th, 2003, 12:19 PM
"Drunken sailors can't do push-ups."
I would like to contest that comment.
Feb 4th, 2003, 05:04 PM
I'm sure you would, but unfortunately, you're probably still too busy puking up burgers from various fast food establishments.
Feb 4th, 2003, 06:03 PM
Shipwreck is radical :)
Feb 4th, 2003, 07:51 PM
I got all the new comics and I think it was an even match. Storm shadow beat the living piss out of Kamakura (and just about everybody else).
I'm also stoked Firefly and Scrap Iron are back in their old costumes.
And I like how it is more grown up and very up to date.
And how could Snake Eyes be black? From day one in 1982 he was blonde haired and blue eyed. Long before there were plans for a cartoon.
Feb 4th, 2003, 07:53 PM
HEY EVERYBODY EL BLANCO DOESN'T GET JOKES :lol
Feb 4th, 2003, 08:04 PM
DID YOU KNOW:
Snake Eyes' real name is Jermaine Wigguns III, and he was born and raised in Harlem.
Feb 4th, 2003, 09:35 PM
I usually get them. I guess I just missed one. But honestly, for years, me and my friends assumed he was black and then, I got the old issues.
Feb 4th, 2003, 10:59 PM
Shipwreck is a bad motherfucker. My service record is a mirror of his file card. No, really.
Feb 4th, 2003, 11:29 PM
Shipwreck is one of the best, but his parrot pisses me off >:
Feb 5th, 2003, 12:03 AM
Beachhead was always my favorite.
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:03 AM
I hate Beachhead >:
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:11 AM
That would be expected, with you being retarded and all. I bet you didn't have your own Baroness figure to molest. Pfft, wierdo.
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:19 AM
I TOUCHED BIG BOA'S BOXING GLOVES >:
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:24 AM
Beachhead sucked. He was just thrown in after the first season to boss around the other characters thrown in after the first season, like Lifeline and dialtone and that one computer guy whose name I can't remember and it's pissing me off for some reason.
Beachhead's gimmick was he wore a ski mask all the time, even when it was stupid to do so.
Feb 5th, 2003, 05:06 PM
No, Beachead was a drill instructor at Fort Bragg, thats why he bossed the other Joes around. He was training them.
And do you think Snake Eyes was stupid for always wearing his mask?
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