Jixby Phillips+

[GADZOOKS]

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What does the cross next to Jixby's name mean. According to wikipedia that means he DIED? :(

THEN I FOUND THIS POLICE REPORT!

Name:
STILLMAN,
Luke Maxwell
D.O.B: 1984
Height: 176cm
Complexion: Fair
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Brown
Build: Proportionate
Tattoo(s)/Marks: Several Tattoos on his back and a pierced right nipple.

For those of you NOT IN THE KNOW, Jixby's nickname (BESIDES JIXBY) is Stillman, because he would say "I'm still the man" alot! Peirced nipple? What is he? Zomboid?

Have you seen this man, or is he truly dead?

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/2716/stillmanxx8.jpg
1984-2007
IN MEMORY OF LUKE MAXWELL, THE STILLMAN
BECAUSE HE'S STILL THE MAN

[Fathom Zero]

The plus means he's your friend, I believe.

[GADZOOKS]

THIS IS NO TIME TO JOKE, FATHOM ZERO. SOMEBODY DIED.

Or did they

[Fathom Zero]

Oh fuck, I'm sorry.

Bring the squad car around. We're gonna find this poor bastard.

[GADZOOKS]

man, I'm already ahead of yuh

http://www.paulsjusticepage.com/images/police-car-animated.gif

HERE ARE THE SUSPECTS

EXECUTIONEER
http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2124/fireworks1fw3.jpg

Age:
30
Biography:
no
Location:
uh
Interests:
maybe
Occupation:
shut up
Last Activity: Feb 23rd, 2007 01:41 AM

Willie seems to be on some kind of extended vacation. And since him and jixby and only a state's distance away, it would be easy for him to kidnap him. Plus it seems Willie is some king of explosives expert as seen in this crime footage.


But why would Willie, a good friend of Jixby, kidnap him? And why has willie let his famous Chat thread be overtaken by teenagers? Maybe Jixby cussed and Willie overheard? That would be a bad scene, Willie hates swears (source: Willie Website)

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/1442/coptimesg3.gif
I CAN'T GET THIS THING OUT OF NEUTRAL, GOD DAMMIT!

SUSPECT 2

Chojin

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Aura-Moser/chojin-badge.jpg
Date of Birth:
January 4, 1984
Age:
23
Location:
Laurel, MD
Interests:
BANNING
Occupation:
BANNER
It is odd that Jixby would dissappear in the heat of the MOCK WARS biggest battles. It seems that poor Luke didn't get a chance to vote in the BLOCK A and EXTENDED VOTING section of the MAX BURBANK/CHOJIN BRAWL. As we know now, Chojin won by one point. Was Jixby's vote for Max? Did Chojin incapacitate him so he can win his second trophy? Are they still giving out Trophies? We must find out before Chojin deletes this thread as a coverup, SAVE THIS THREAD PEOPLE!

http://www.peaceathomeshelter.org/images/AnimatedCopCar.gif
FUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!


the final suspect

Whoever this guy is
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/544/3gavuq7.jpg
Biography:
Propriator of the Surreal Saniterium, Yours truely dabbles in Revelation and revolution, propaganda
Location:
Surreal saniterium
Interests:
Film and farce, burlesqueology, Vaudeville Vandilism, writting digressions, painting the residents
Occupation:
see above answer

Who is this guy? Sounds like a real nutjob. I hate him already.

http://www.ci.asheville.nc.us/police/cid/animated_police_car_23.gif


I'm on the road! I want a full action squad on this people. Someone call Fartin Mowler: Private Dick if he hasn't killed himself already.

[Emu]

Jixby if you're out there somewhere logging in from some celestial internet hub I just wanted to say we miss you brutha R.I.P. 2007

I painted your name and date of death on the window of my truck so everybody can know

[Goat Cheese]

I bet it was Executioneer! His desire for power may have ultimately try to create a cout de tat and overthrow the government of i-mockery!

[Emu]

Shut up

[Supafly345]

Jixby is in LA with his Dad?

[Jixby Phillips]

hey guys, its me jixby phillips, and i'm okay, as you can see, i'm posting alright

so lets all just stop this investigation right now because I'm alive, see?

later

[DaxF]

I KILLED JIX- Is it my cue yet?

God dammit!

[MetalMilitia]

hey guys, its me jixby phillips, and i'm okay, as you can see, i'm posting alright

so lets all just stop this investigation right now because I'm alive, see?

later


How do we know you're not just FartinMowlar using his internet-from-beyond-the-grave powers?

[MrAdventure]

arrest that daxxx!!!!!!!!

[Blue Fox]

it's not really him you guys! the real Jixby is much wittier!

also, did we ever figure out what the + meant?