THE "CAPTAIN N: PUT YOURSELF IN THE GAME" CONTEST!

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/contests/captain-n/captain-n.gif
THE "CAPTAIN N: PUT YOURSELF IN THE GAME" CONTEST!

I-Mockery's latest contest is in celebration of the release of Captain N on DVD. I've been waiting a long time for them to release this series on DVD, and other than them leaving out some episodes from the 3rd season due to legal reasons, the DVD set is great.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with "Captain N: The Game Master", you can look up some info on the series on Wikipedia. But to put it simply, back in the day it was the one cartoon that every NES fanboy absolutely HAD to watch every week. In the show, a teenager by the name of Kevin Keene is sucked into the world of video games "Videoland" to help some of your favorite good guy video game characters fight some of your favorite bad guy video game characters. Mother Brain, King Hippo, Kid Icarus, Eggplant Wizard, Dr. Wily, Ganon, Donkey Kong... they're all in it.

Well, for I-Mockery's latest contest, YOU get to become Captain N! That's right, I want each of you to take a photo of yourself and put yourself into a screenshot of any video game of your choice. Do your best to make it look like you're interacting with what's going on in the video game. Feel free to use any nifty controllers to help make your picture look all the better (example: the Nintendo Zapper, the Power Glove or whatever you have). You can choose any video game you like, new or old, just as long as you insert a photograph of yourself into it and make it look like you're interacting with the game somehow. Make yourself save the princess, make yourself getting slaughtered in a street brawl, it really doesn't matter... just have fun with it! One lucky winner will receive a brand new copy of the Captain N DVD set!

Since some of you probably aren't sure about what I mean when I say "insert yourself into a video game", I've worked up a quick example to show you what I'm talkin' about:

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/contests/captain-n/rog-defender.gif

See? That's all there is to it. Just choose any game you like and add yourself into the action! If you have any questions, feel free to ask.


RULES:

-To participate, you must register an account on these forums (if you don't already have one) and post your entries in this thread.

-Once the contest is over, myself and the other staff members will vote on the entries! First place winner will receive a brand new copy of the Captain N DVD set.

-Entries will be judged on quality and humor.

-Whether you win or not, your entries will be put on display for everybody to enjoy.

-Enter as many times as you like!

Ok that's it. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Good luck to all of you!

This contest ends 4/15/07.

[Max Radical]

I am SO entering this contest, with such absolute certainty and conviction, that there is a tiny chance one of my entries will spontaneously tunnel from the future and appear right now.

no?

Well, soon then.

Really looking forward to seeing how this contest turns out - the prize is a reward fit for a Nerd King!

[Dr. V]

If someone can get me a screen of the ending to metal slug 3 that doesn't look like I took a picture of the tv, I'm in.

[MarioRPG]

Pssst, http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/neogeo/b/ms3.htm
I'll enter this one a couple times... This will take some serious thought.

[Aura Fox]

Huzzah, im a girl so i can be Zelda without defending my manliness!

[Blue Fox]

>: Foxes don't generally get along well in the wild.

[Aura Fox]

Well ehhh, ill share my animal carcass?

[Blue Fox]

well... i am a sucker for dead rabbit...

[Aura Fox]

I Should shoot myself for this horror..
http://i18.tinypic.com/2d1uwq0.jpg

[Emu]

the wood mustache made me laugh

[Aura Fox]

Huh..that avvy looks like duo maxwell's head on a sailor scout's body..

[bigtimecow]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u10/bigtimecow/CNC-earthbound.jpg

awwwwwwwwwww yeah

[Emu]

Huh..that avvy looks like duo maxwell's head on a sailor scout's body..


that's what it is

and fuck you bigtimecow i was going to do earthbound

[bigtimecow]

hey jerk you can still do it god

[bigtimecow]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u10/bigtimecow/CNC-earthwormjim.jpg

errfwerm jim is a jerk

[bigtimecow]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u10/bigtimecow/CNC-pokemon.jpg

forget the earthworm jim one :(

[Smon]

I was too young to experience this show... I must rectify this! Four edits... that are honestly crap except the last one.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc1.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc2.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc3.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc4.png
While it would be fun to team up with the heroes... they'd probably just steal all the glory, much better to replace than remove...

[EisigerBiskuit]

I enjoyed the last one.

[Obscurus Lupa]

http://geocities.com/cbpatches2001/duckhuntme.jpg

[bigtimecow]

who the fuck are you?

[Aura Fox]

Psh, it's obvious, someone obscure.

[Smon]

Two more stupid entries.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc5.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc6.png

[mew barios]

http://www.inverteddungeon.com/rainbowcemetery/watchmydance2.gif

[Obscurus Lupa]

Mockery said I could enter the contest. :( I'm gonna go cry now.

Yeesh, I've only posted like eight times. I don't expect to get well-known or anything.

[Aura Fox]

Onward flammie!

http://i16.tinypic.com/2elebyo.jpg

[Aura Fox]

You learn song nows!

http://i18.tinypic.com/2j4wokw

[MarioRPG]

Are we allowed to put ourselves into game covers as well?

[Mockery]

Yes, absolutely.

Enter as many times as you like too.

Keep up the good work everybody, some real entertaining entries so far!

[Aura Fox]

http://i19.tinypic.com/4drkuia.jpg

[Emu]

that one wins ;(

[Smon]

Take that, King Hippo!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc7.png
Ah who am I kidding... these pics are terrible...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cncgif.gif
Let's hope this is enough.

[arg_zombies]

I've always wanted to be the baron!
http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/077/3/9/Wingnuts_by_100walrus.jpg

And I Thought My Cat Would Like To Enter:
http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/077/5/1/Millie_is_In_Starcraft_by_100walrus.jpg
*Looking At This One I Just Realised How Much the Humans Were Being Massacred...*

[arg_zombies]

And just for the hell of it:
http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/077/f/5/Captain_N_by_100walrus.jpg
I never realised how annoying it could be to change captain n's face! it's so annoyingly pointy! This was the closest I could get my face to fit with it...

[Obscurus Lupa]

smon, that was class.

[Aura Fox]

Hehe, you have no forehead.

[Lord Blazer]

Posting oldies for the hell of it.

Made bfore photoshop existed?!
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a102/LordBlazer/Tjam1.jpg


Made for a friend:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a102/LordBlazer/Torres.png

working on real one for contest posthaste!

[bigtimecow]

german toe jam and earl? ps9jd80ahsd08oahsda

[arg_zombies]

I think Smon should win, just for the mini-strip....
And yes, I did neglect a forehead :(

[Blue Fox]

wow! all these new people are kicking our asses. :(

[Obscurus Lupa]

http://www.geocities.com/cbpatches2001/marioprincessme.jpg

[Smon]

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, the Dreamcast was awesome. Also, I am KING OF GRAFITTI. Jet Grind Radiooooo!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc8.png
Note the extra attention made to imitate the cel-shaded look but ended up with sweat stains... god I wish I had PhotoShop.

[arg_zombies]

I like the Fresh prince tag :)

[rockets redglare]

http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/962/8bitmiketysonkf1.jpg

This was hardly worth the 5 minutes spent on it.

[arg_zombies]

hey Smon.... what happened to your left hand!

[arg_zombies]

I might try another... any game ideas anyone?

[Smon]

Trogdor.

...or Q*Bert if you're looking for a real game.

[arg_zombies]

Here are *BOTH*!

Q*Bert
http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/078/f/d/QBert_by_100walrus.jpg

Trogdor
(I got bored so I trashed the picture up)
http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/078/0/a/Trogdar_by_100walrus.jpg
And some random trivia: ^ On the Trogdor pic, I accidentally de-selected my right knee, so it is actually a floating, independant piece now, and not part of me!
On Q*bert, look at my left arm! It's all weird and boneless!

[Obscurus Lupa]

lol I like the Q*Bert one.

[Max Radical]

Smons Elite Beat Agents entry is rocking the house - but its musical power is no match for my SONIC BOOM!

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/Pictures/contestgameentry.jpg

[Smon]

This is more true than I'd care to admit.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc9.png
Edit:CRAP. I just realized the subtitle would be better if it had said "If Sims have souls, this is what Hell will be like for me."

[Mockery]

You guys are doing some seriously great stuff in this contest. Glad to see new forum members getting in on these contests. Keep up it!

:squigly

[Obscurus Lupa]

Ha! I love the Sims one, smon.

[MarioRPG]

Ha! I love the Sims one, smon.
THERE IS A COMMENTARY THREAD FOR THIS SORT OF THING YOUNG LADY (?).
But seriously I shall enter tommorows, when I find my NES zapper.

[arg_zombies]

Urgh, i'm ill... Very ill
Here, you can see a picture of my illness:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51374010/
^For some reason that's not appearing, so just right click it, and view picture in new window'...

And here is how I integrate my illness into games!
http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/080/a/6/Marathon_by_100walrus.jpg
American McGee's Alice - weird, demented version of alice in wonderland where you attack people with knives :S
http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/080/3/8/Marathon_by_100walrus.jpg
Marathon - greatest game EVER

I'm not really putting effort into these, so only count these as entries if you like them(?!?!) - I just need something to do in my boredom and sickness..

[Smon]

GRAGGHJKAJAKADKJAL!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc10.png

[arg_zombies]

Heh, when I saw that one, it made me think of an evil eye toy.... commanding millions of people across the globe to kill or mutilate themselves!

http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/081/3/c/Eye_Toy_by_100walrus.jpg

I. Need. Help.

[liquidcross]

I knew I'd find a use for my Raiden costume from last Halloween!!!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/99/287170370_294abdc349_o.gif (http://flickr.com/photos/liquidcross/287170370)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/116/287169739_7c27f14206_o.gif (http://flickr.com/photos/liquidcross/287169739)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/121/287169080_ea36fc7bae_o.gif (http://flickr.com/photos/liquidcross/287169080)

[arg_zombies]

I'm seriously doing too many of these, it' just that I never enjoy neglecting photoshop....

Doom RPG - phone game!!! If you have a relatively new phone, I reccomend this game, it's immense! NEDM!
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/081/6/6/Doom_RPG_by_100walrus.jpg

And Snood, another classic...
God this one took ages :(
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/081/e/5/Snooooooooood_by_100walrus.gif
Now that i look at it, it is shite, but who cares :)

[MarioRPG]

Ok guys, I got around to working on these, so these are the pictures that are here for you to enjoy. I shall enter again tomorrow, because I own no Zapper so I am borrowing from a friend.

Firstly, a frolic into Castlevania (I am actually wearing a CV shirt, too!) series:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Soda_Popskinski/I-Mock/healdone.jpg

On to Street Fighter (which you speed demons beat me to):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Soda_Popskinski/I-Mock/Hadoukendone.jpg

And Mortal Kombat (a game I can only mash buttons at):

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Soda_Popskinski/I-Mock/Mortal-Kombat1Fatalitydone.jpg

Now, let us take a trip through time to the game we all loved. Some a little too much. I call it, PONG. It made tennis bearable!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Soda_Popskinski/I-Mock/pongdone.jpg

And lastly the one I went to far too much detail on. The blue striped shirt (which isn't visible :/), brown pants, black shoes, and (beige :() trench coat. Also, I don't own any parrots nor maps, so I substituted a penguin. I present, the Mêlée Island Citizen from The Secret Of Monkey Island.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/Soda_Popskinski/I-Mock/meleedone.jpg

[arg_zombies]

heh, my favourite is the Pong one :)

[bigtimecow]

the pong one will win :(

[Smon]

Well, that explains that.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc11.png

[Max Radical]

Smons entries are excellent, but they stand between me and the Captain N DVDs. Which I cannot allow.

For such a prize, I would fight in the street!

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/Pictures/gohome.png

[bigtimecow]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u10/bigtimecow/cnc-kirby.gif
super duper win

oh, and that mortal kombat one with rayden doesn't even look like he replaced rayden. wow!

[Mockery]

You guys are all gonna make this contest REALLY hard to judge. I wish I had more than one copy to give away!

[Smon]

You guys are all gonna make this contest REALLY hard to judge. I wish I had more than one copy to give away!

As so I... I mean like, three people won the Mario thing.

[arg_zombies]

I wish I had something to make gifs :(

I don't mind if I don't win thoguh - i've only seen captain N once on an old video and they all split up (kid Icarus etc.) to fin something and there was a giant robot fight :O

[arg_zombies]

Oh wait - I found out how to, don't worry XD

[arg_zombies]

Time for some serious gif-age.

"Keen Never Knew What He'd Got Into"
http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/082/a/6/Commander_Keen_Was_Me_by_100walrus.gif

"Ms. Pacman!"
http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/082/9/4/Ms_Pacman_by_100walrus.gif

Yum.

[Aura Fox]

I know i know, immature.http://i5.tinypic.com/2h7ffp2.jpg

[Smon]

I know i know, immature.http://i5.tinypic.com/2h7ffp2.jpg
Only if FlashMan gets it too, gotta be fair.

[arg_zombies]

ha, woodman looks like such a dickhead :lol

[Aura Fox]

It was perfect that he looked annoyed too

[arg_zombies]

It always messes up the speeds :(
Zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom
Edit: Changed the speeds slightly :O
(and added level bar!!!!)
http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/083/6/d/Space_Invaders_by_100walrus.gif


zom zoom zooom zooom zoom zoom zooom zooooom

[Aura Fox]

http://i3.tinypic.com/4beb77q.jpg
Dude, Luigi is OURS!

[arg_zombies]

Whatever happened to sibling love :'(

[Aura Fox]

He's dead to me! anyway, i'm amazed no one's touched Zero Wing
http://i12.tinypic.com/2n83epf.jpg

[arg_zombies]

Because it's blasphemy :eek

[arg_zombies]

My favourite so far :)




http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/083/4/3/Diablo_II_by_100walrus.gif
(Sorry about Title Screen - I forgot to fill a colour :(

It Says:
Diablo II

Our Hero And His 'not-So-heroic' Sidekick Find Themselves
Transported To
A SECRET Location


!THE FABLED COW LEVEL!)

[arg_zombies]

I just thought to myself, 'God, I wish I had frogger on my mac :(' when I remembered the competition, and I was really happy because Frogger is amazing :lol

Took ages though :(

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/083/6/0/Frogger_by_100walrus.gif

I love having something to do with photoshop - I used to ask my friends all the time whether they wanted a picture made etc. for free :) I still do as well :(

Any offers? Anyone? PLEASE? :shocked:tear:shocked

[arg_zombies]

for Aura Fox:
http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/083/a/c/Metal_Wing_by_100walrus.gif

[Aura Fox]

Yes, i started a cats movement VIVA LA ZIG!

[arg_zombies]

I ran out of ideas :(

[arg_zombies]

Oka, new one!
Metal Slug :)

(I tried to make myself their size, but it went wrong and now I look short and fat :()

http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/083/4/c/Metal_Slug_Streaker_by_100walrus.gif

I couldn't find a sprite reporter, so I just took the first one which came up on google :)

[arg_zombies]

I sincerely hope that everyone understands this :tear
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/084/2/6/Zelda_or_Mad_Max__by_100walrus.jpg


Where's zeldasbiggestfan when you need him? how do I know what Zelda game this is from!

Edits:
Mistakes in picture - my arm is in front of LINK's (I kept calling him Zelda) sword :(
I have no legs :(
About the resizing making me al squishy - I just realised that i did it here again, pulled down too much :O

Oh, and am I the only one who thinks that the plots of Super Mario and Zelda are suspiciously similar?

I feel lonely being the only person making these :tear
People, make more!

[JohhnyDamage]

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, the Dreamcast was awesome. Also, I am KING OF GRAFITTI. Jet Grind Radiooooo!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc8.png
Note the extra attention made to imitate the cel-shaded look but ended up with sweat stains... god I wish I had PhotoShop.

Download Paint.Net, It works the same.

[Smon]

Oh, and am I the only one who thinks that the plots of Super Mario and Zelda are suspiciously similar?

I feel lonely being the only person making these :tear
People, make more!
Mekka lekka hai, mekka heiny ho!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc12.png
Also, Mario and Zelda are really different, AS ONE CAN SEE.
SMB1-Mario must traverse a kingdom of mutated Toads to rescue a Princess from King Koopa.
LOZ-Link must quest a barren land where villagers have fled from monsters to save a Princess from Ganon.

Now yes, they start out kinda similar, but their latest games are very different.

SMS-Mario must clean an island of filth to clear his name and save Peach from an evil duplicate of himself.
TWW-Link must gather sacred stones across the seas to save his sister and discover the secret of Hyrule's end.

[Aura Fox]

Yeah, besides did mario ever imagine an ENTIRE WORLD in his head? pfft nope, though there mustve been something in his potions to concoct something like a 'wind fish'

[Aura Fox]

http://i11.tinypic.com/2n1ev7b.jpghttp://i10.tinypic.com/2niy35s.jpg

[arg_zombies]

Mekka lekka hai, mekka heiny ho!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc12.png


Holy Shit! gimme that mask!

[Smon]

Yeah, besides did mario ever imagine an ENTIRE WORLD in his head? pfft nope, though there mustve been something in his potions to concoct something like a 'wind fish'
Uh... actually... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_Bros._2)

[Aura Fox]

oh waait thats right mario 2..CRAP

[Smon]

There are a few similar elements, most notably the Blooper and the Octorok and the fact that Mario constantly shows up in the Zelda universe.

[Aura Fox]

Well the same dude created both so its understandable, big difference is link never talks while mario never shuts the hell up

[arg_zombies]

Had lots of thoughts in my head, so condensed them into one, shitty, gunky pile....
Eat up, children!
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/084/7/2/Super_Highlander_Ninja_by_100walrus.gif

As I've said before - the times muck up for some reason :(
I saw 300 today, and wanted to something of that in, but it was too hard :( Amazing film btw :)

[Smon]

Apparentally there are other forces that don't want me to win, Max Radical.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc13.png

[arg_zombies]

The eyes! Poke him in the eyes!


Ha, that made me laugh because I had thought beforehand of doing God of War :lol

[arg_zombies]

Ha, the option writing at the top is a bit dogy :lol
I was playing this about a week ago and I just remembered this scene, so i did it :)
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7376/dukedl1.jpg

[Obscurus Lupa]

Man, these entries are kicking some major ace. I ain't got squat now.

[Smon]

OH NO I CAN'T FLY. D:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc14.png

[arg_zombies]

OH NO I CAN'T FLY. D:

Hahaha
That puts you out of the competition :lol
hahahahahahaha

[arg_zombies]

Oh and guys, whoever wins

is it not moral to donate something, as it is a big dvd set, which've cost something you wouldn't of wanted to pay...

I don't care if whoever doesn't - just pushing the thought out there :lol

[Aura Fox]

Oh go eat some brains already

[Mockery]

No, no donations are required or even suggested. Your donations are your entries in this contest. Whoever wins it, just enjoy the DVD set. As for the rest of the entrants, don't worry, we've got more contests coming up soon! In the meantime, keep on posting any entries you come up with... plenty o' time left to enter this Captain N contest!

[Aura Fox]

My journey through secret of mana!
http://i12.tinypic.com/2v3q006.jpg

http://i11.tinypic.com/2cymqva.jpg

http://i9.tinypic.com/47bcjmx.jpg

[Aura Fox]

And this is in tribute to anyone who got stuck perpetually in 5th-8th place in super mariokart and had to watch your lil kart spin in circles in the back of the procession

http://i11.tinypic.com/2w6upt4.jpg

[Smon]

Ironic, I wished I could fly, I suppose it came true.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc15.png

[arg_zombies]

wow, I keep passing up so many ideas - I thought of a worms onw a few days ago, but couldn't find a good screenshot :lol

[mario2000]

a well i dont have anything yet but i will hahahhahahahhhaahhahah i will





yesyesyeyseysyseyysyesyyesyeysyey sye blag yes

[arg_zombies]

Yeah.... okay..

[Aura Fox]

I was wondering when the sanity would ebb away in here

[Smon]

Crap, after way too many entries, I'm outta ideas.

Guess I went to the well too much...

[arg_zombies]

Join the club :lol

[Aura Fox]

I probably wont have another idea til the day before the contest ends bleeh.

[arg_zombies]

Hah aha ha

'Tis Easter Holidays fo' me so have lots of time to think of something (it really shouldn't be this hard - I know lots of games).

I think the problem I'm having is that I don't know a game worthy enough to be used :( They aren't good enough to be entered as competition ideas :(

[Smon]

Hah aha ha

'Tis Easter Holidays fo' me so have lots of time to think of something (it really shouldn't be this hard - I know lots of games).

I think the problem I'm having is that I don't know a game worthy enough to be used :( They aren't good enough to be entered as competition ideas :(
Eh... use... hm... uh... Final Fantasy... for something.

[arg_zombies]

Eh... use... hm... uh... Final Fantasy... for something.

I've already used FF8 :tear

[arg_zombies]

I've already used FF8 :tear

Oh wait - I didn't upload that because it was so random it made my friend choke on his sandwich :lol

[arg_zombies]

Did 2 for you guys :lol

Both shite though... oh well :)

Vincent Valentine - Final Fantasy 7
http://aycu34.webshots.com/image/10873/2004522550916415507_rs.jpg

Viva Pinata must die!
http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/091/1/7/Viva_Pinata_Must_Die_by_100walrus.gif
^Proudly modelling my motorhead shirt :lol

[elecman_x]

Here is my entry. I hope n00bs can enter :D

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s271/elecman_x/SOTN-1.jpg?t=1175659141

Edit: I cant get it to display in the forums, only the link. I couldnt figure it out in the edgeemu.com forums either.

[arg_zombies]

I don't understand it :tear

[Aura Fox]

Heehee..butt

[elecman_x]

I don't understand it :tear

its from a newgrounds.com video... my personal fav.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/302791

view it there.

[arg_zombies]

Guys


Riven

http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/12835/2000989018862237394_rs.jpg

If anyone needs an idea, try doing Hogs of War :lol

[arg_zombies]

its from a newgrounds.com video... my personal fav.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/302791

view it there.

personal favourite?


Pah.

[Aura Fox]

I loved how the little thwomps were called thwimps

http://i13.tinypic.com/2m2ettc.jpg

[Smon]

As soon as I got Guitar Hero, I challenged my friend to rock off. Which is where he gets his GH guitar and I throw rocks at him.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc16.png

[macroidtoe]

Ever since I was a kid, I've always wanted to grow up to be a creepy ass Japanese serial killer.

http://ofadam.com/sin/persona2entry.jpg

[arg_zombies]

ha, i like the second one :lol

[arg_zombies]

Hey Smon, whilst you fought King Hippo......
I FOUGHT MIKE TYSON HIMSELF!
(But out of his way - he can KO you with 1 uppercut :()
http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/096/5/e/Mike_Tyson_Punch_out_by_100walrus.gif

[Guarmar]

man, i really wish the same three people would stop posting such terrible entries!

[Smon]

man, i really wish the same three people would stop posting such terrible entries!

Your's are so much better after all.

...and no, I didn't go after M.Tyson. Too busy. Defeating M.Bison. With ULTIMATE ATTACK SUPER NUT PUNCH.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc17.png

[Smooth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/PsychoSmooth/SmoothFall2edited.jpg

[arg_zombies]

Your's are so much better after all.
...and no, I didn't go after M.Tyson. Too busy. Defeating M.Bison. With ULTIMATE ATTACK SUPER NUT PUNCH.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc17.png

I never realised that Bison looked so much like Pickleman :eek

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/misc/captainn1.PNG

[Smon]

...huh.

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/genestealer.jpg

I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF FOR THIS

[arg_zombies]

I'm too ashamed to post anymore - I was forced into a haircut :(

[Guarmar]

thank god, no more of that zombie fucks terrible posts. and that fallout one is the best!

[Smon]

thank god, no more of that zombie fucks terrible posts. and that fallout one is the best!
I agree, you should replace him and post some more of your own, they're hilarious!

[arg_zombies]

thank god, no more of that zombie fucks terrible posts. and that fallout one is the best!


Mate, say all you will, but until you post some of your own which are actually competition standard, you're just gonna keep coming across as a retard.

So shut the fuck up, and get out of the thread, if you're not actually taking part, m'kay?

[bigtimecow]

OMG JIXBY YOUR EARTHBOUND ONE IS SO LOL


BUT NOT BETTER THAN MINE

[arg_zombies]

Jixby's ones are so amazing I just shat myself :(

[arg_zombies]

2 resident evils:

1. Magic + Zombie game = Nobody wins
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/4229/magiczombiesph8.gif

2. Please, No Photos
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/393/ressyevilphotocq5.gif
^ that's my hand :eek

[Guarmar]

Mate, say all you will, but until you post some of your own which are actually competition standard, you're just gonna keep coming across as a retard.

So shut the fuck up, and get out of the thread, if you're not actually taking part, m'kay?


oh they're coming.

[Smon]

oh they're coming.
You've got six days. GO!

[arg_zombies]

oh they're coming.


Well, I'll be here waiting :lol

[Smooth]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/PsychoSmooth/Oblivion.jpg

[Demagus]

I've been watching all the submissions, but after Guarmar posted, I just had to register for the forums and chime in.

You all are doing an AMAZING job, and it's been wonderful to see how creative you all are. Don't let some idiot bring you down.

Keep it up!

[Smooth]

I never thought I would find a use for all these drunken college pictures until today.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v639/PsychoSmooth/mrrowind.jpg

They need to make the tables bigger in Raven Rock once people actually start showing up.

[arg_zombies]

Ha, Morrowind - classic game :lol

Should've gone retro though, and done the older ones :(
I've got elder scrolls 3, so you should do that now, so I can recognise everything :)

[arg_zombies]

I've been watching all the submissions, but after Guarmar posted, I just had to register for the forums and chime in.

You all are doing an AMAZING job, and it's been wonderful to see how creative you all are. Don't let some idiot bring you down.

Keep it up!

l

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[Smooth]

I'm just having fun doing something in my digital imaging class besides making logos and rollover icons..

If I can find some decent screenshots of the older ones I'll see what I can do.

[arg_zombies]

:eek
http://static.filefront.com/images/ekzndekmje.jpg

http://www.nukeation.net/content/binary/ScreenShot%2018.jpg

http://www.2404.org/downloads/The%20Elder%20Scrolls%20IV:%20Oblivion/11358204263.jpg

[Smooth]

Morrowind shots aren't a problem. Anything older than that's tricky, especially if I want to do something creative with it.

[Smon]

This has aboslutely nothing to do with a game I want.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/Smon/cnc18.png

[arg_zombies]

Watch out for paper cuts :eek

They can be nasty, especially if made by bowser

[arg_zombies]

WoW versus A.L.E. lyrics :eek
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/5998/wowbw2.gif

[Aura Fox]

i decided to stop entering around lucky number 13, i dont think i can top myself as the deku tree though.

[arg_zombies]

With your fancy wooden moustache :eek

[Aura Fox]

Precisely.

[Captain Awesome]

Aquaman is such a butthole. :lol Watching me and Ash kill a poor panda bear with chainsaws.

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/7669/whatthehellev6.png


Yes, I own a zombie costume. :lol

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/1250/zombielolca3.png


I guess its a game.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/725/copseq8.png

PS: This is my first post. But Im a long time reader, and a fellow Southwestern Area Virginian. CLOVERLEAF MALL CARNIVALS ARE AWESOME.:lol I drove by it, but I was so scared to even go anywhere near Cloverleaf.

[Obscurus Lupa]

lol That police chase was the best.

[arg_zombies]

Dude, you just brought a new level to this competition:

AD GAMES!

[arg_zombies]

Oh and, 3 days to go, and still no sign of Guarmar's entry :lol

[Smon]

...what is that game with Ash and Aquaman? I would pay, oh I don't know, any amount of money for it.

[Max Radical]

Seconded. I REQUIRE any game with Ash and Aquaman in it.

[arg_zombies]

I'm guessing it's one of those 'various' fight games, like Soul Caliber, where you have loads of cool characters :)

[Smon]

...I guess it could be a MUGEN scheme, but where did Ash come from?

[Captain Awesome]

Smon guessed correctly. Its MUGEN. I forgot where I found Ash. Also the character I "replaced" was the Doom Marine if you couldnt tell. :D

[Smon]

Smon guessed correctly. Its MUGEN. I forgot where I found Ash. Also the character I "replaced" was the Doom Marine if you couldnt tell. :D
I think that makes me the double winner, I get two DVDs now, AHAHA!

[arg_zombies]

Yu..buh..bu...ash...pasted?

[executioneer]

have you guys seriously not heard of mugen before

[Mega-Rhys]

Hey guys, first post, hope I can impress you guys with my submissions:

First I was whisked of to Street Fighter 2, where I had to fight Ken!
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7947/rhysstreetfightersc2.png

My mums boyfriends son wanted in on the action, and he got cought in a deadly game of balloon fight!
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/4047/chrisbaloonfightvx1.png

Then I got carted away to River City, all I can say is BARF!

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3706/rivercityrr7.png

More (Might) Be coming soon :D

[Aura Fox]

Maybe ill do another entry, what female herione have i not tried?

[Mega-Rhys]

Heh, one more before bed, eh?

Woah, radical, I'm in the real classics now! I SHALL SAVE YOU SYLVIA!
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6083/kungfurhysdq8.png

[Aura Fox]

Spoony:Foolishly in love

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=43h7shw

..or maybe spoon-like.

[Thanos]

Hello everyone! I'm a long-time visitor of the site, but a first time poster. This contest caught my eye, so I figured I'd toss an entry in. Enjoy!


http://supportzombies.com/images/ZombieNationComic.jpg

And, as a shameless plug, check out my website. Click the banner in my signature for some Zombie Comic Goodness!

[arg_zombies]

DO YOURSELF!!!!!
(for Aura Fox lol)

[Aura Fox]

*smacks hand to forehead* Males

[arg_zombies]

Better believe it :lol

[arg_zombies]

A last minute one, looking at the contest deadline, then back at the date, then back at the deadline....

HITMAN: THE WAR AT HOME
http://aycu40.webshots.com/image/12479/2001576496482195674_rs.jpg

[macroidtoe]

You leave me no choice!!!

First, and updated version of one of my previous entries. As I said before, I think I speak for us all in saying that I was massively disappointed when I discovered that this is what Super Mario Strikers wasn't.

http://ofadam.com/sin/mariostrikersentry2.jpg

Next, Captain N had it easy.

http://ofadam.com/sin/custer%20entry.jpg

And finally, my secret weapon. Believe me, I didn't want to do this.

http://ofadam.com/sin/choaniki%20entry.jpg

[Mockery]

Just so you guys know, you'll still have until the end of Sunday to submit any last-minute entries. Keep up the good work!

[Smon]

(Really gay picture)
...a formiddable foe indeed...

[macroidtoe]

Just so you guys know, you'll still have until the end of Sunday to submit any last-minute entries. Keep up the good work!

Oh great, now I've prematurely tipped my hand :suicide

[macroidtoe]

Wait, I got one more in me. I'm not sure that it technically meets the requirements, since it's not actually a photo of me, but what the heck.

http://ofadam.com/sin/dq%20entry.jpg

[arg_zombies]

Just so you guys know, you'll still have until the end of Sunday to submit any last-minute entries. Keep up the good work!


I'm too busy carving me one of those chapstick dartguns :eek

[arg_zombies]

A follow up to Proto's carnival trip :lol
http://img364.imageshack.us/my.php?image=andridehm4.gif

[Grislygus]

Ah, what the hell.

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/TETRIS.gif

[Jomb]

John Holmes, eat your heart out! ;)
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e337/nnnmmm1134/April07_01.jpg

So, it's something of an exaggeration.. ..

[Jomb]

In my time zone it is still the 15th.
Damn you time zones!!

[Thanos]

And before the dealine is up, I want to get in one final entry. I like this one slightly better. Hopefully, you do too.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/DragonManiac/Galactus-Comic.gif

[Mockery]

Alrighty, the contest is officially closed. Myself and the other staff members will be looking through all of the entries and will then cast our votes. Once we have a winner declared, we'll post it in this thread (probably in the next day or so).

Also, I'll be launching another fun photoshopping contest in this forum really soon - possibly today - so keep an eye out for it.

Anyway, thanks again to all of you who entered, this has easily been the best contest we've had so far on I-Mockery. Glad to see such enthusiastic participation from you guys. There's some truly funny shit in this thread!

[arg_zombies]

Nice!


I love using photoshop, so expect me to be there :lol

[macroidtoe]

I'll be launching another fun photoshopping contest in this forum really soon

Oh crap, I've been using Paint Shop Pro this whole time... DON'T TELL ANYONE :chatter

Haha, but yeah, some good stuff, I especially like that Tetris one that got posted towards the end.

Just for the record regarding my last entry: Lisa Frank (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Frank). You know, the artist behind all of those awful folders all the girls in gradeschool always had, with the pictures of whales flying through space on them (or am I showing my age with that one)? I just didn't want there to be any confusion with people thinking my name is Lisa Frank, since I am neither a girl nor an artist of hyperdimensional unicorns.

[Aura Fox]

I dun have photoshop *sad*

[Aura Fox]

Oh crap, I've been using Paint Shop Pro this whole time... DON'T TELL ANYONE :chatter

Haha, but yeah, some good stuff, I especially like that Tetris one that got posted towards the end.

Just for the record regarding my last entry: Lisa Frank (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Frank). You know, the artist behind all of those awful folders all the girls in gradeschool always had, with the pictures of whales flying through space on them (or am I showing my age with that one)? I just didn't want there to be any confusion with people thinking my name is Lisa Frank, since I am neither a girl nor an artist of hyperdimensional unicorns.
Lisa frank, i had a lisa frank trapper keeper, ha!

[Mockery]

I dun have photoshop *sad*
Use whatever image editing program you like... "photoshopping" is just a term generally used on the web when people manipulate photos/images.

And speaking of which, our latest contest has arrived! Hope you'll all enter this one too... should make for some really amusing content:
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25757

[Obscurus Lupa]

lol I used to love Lisa Frank, but I think that's normal for me being a teenage girl. I'm not sure about you.

[Aura Fox]

Fear the happy orcas

http://www.fromtheheartpostcards.com/greetingcards/lf17.gif

[arg_zombies]

The suspense!

Hehehe

[Smon]

The suspense!

Hehehe

It's murder! I wish he'd just say "YOU ALL LOSE LOL" and get it over with! It's the waiting I can't stand...

[arg_zombies]

Hehe, I'm just waiting for them to say Rog's example one wins :lol

[Aura Fox]

The flag ninjas wouldnt allow that sort of injustice..

:flagninja:flagninja:flagninja

[Mockery]

Sorry for the delay, I'm still waiting for some of the judges to hurry the hell up and cast their votes.

*cough*dr.boogie*cough*maxburbank*cough*

[arg_zombies]

Sorry for the delay, I'm still waiting for some of the judges to hurry the hell up and cast their votes.

*cough*dr.boogie*cough*maxburbank*cough*

Max is off selling his Brand Burbank :lol

[Aura Fox]

Pfffft, bunch of meat popsicles..

[Smon]

Sorry for the delay, I'm still waiting for some of the judges to hurry the hell up and cast their votes.

*cough*dr.boogie*cough*maxburbank*cough*
Seriously? Gah, what do they think I'm paying them for!?

[Mockery]

Alrighty, the votes have finally been tallied. I'd just like to say that this is by far the nicest turnout we've had for a contest so far and I'd like to thank each of you who took the time to enter. Since there were so many entries and each of the judges were asked to pick their top 3 favorites, it was impossible to determine any winners based on a single entry really, so instead, we ended up basing the winners on what people received the most votes in total.

Anyway, on with the results:

WE HAVE A TIE FOR 1ST PLACE!

MarioRPG - 3 votes (2 for Pong, 1 for Monkey Island)
Macroidtoe - 3 votes (2 for custer's revenge, 1 for mario strikers labor union)

As a last minute surprise, I've decided to give out TWO copies of the Captain N DVD set instead of just one since there were so many entries for this contest. Plus, it works out nicely since we have a tie for first place anyway heheh. To the winners: please send me a PM with your full name and mailing addresses so I can send out your prizes.

2ND PLACE RUNNER-UPS:

arg_zombies - 2 votes (1 for resident evil, 1 for zelda-bartertown)
Max Radical - 2 votes (2 for street fighter 2)

While the runner-ups aren't receiving the DVD set, you guys can pick out some I-Mockery stickers if ya like and I'll be more than happy to send them your way.

There are a lot of entries in this contest that deserve recognition (many of which received single votes), so make sure you check out all the pages because there really was some good stuff in there. There was some bad stuff too, but that's the way it goes with most contests of this nature.

Anyway, thanks again all!

[arg_zombies]

:lol I did 2 resident evils :lol

[macroidtoe]

Yarrrrg, alright! Although I thought if anything was going to do it for me, it was that Cho Aniki one... self-degradation is the key!

I really enjoyed the contest, got me motivated to do some photoshopping again. I'll make sure to try to get some stuff in for the current contest and all future ones (as soon as I finish the 8 million pages of papers my professors are demanding of me).

[arg_zombies]

It's funny because the two which won were the ones which I thought would... and it made me sad :( lol

Enjoy watching guys :lol

[Aura Fox]

*sigh*

[MarioRPG]

Aw fuck yeah! Who would've thought playing video games could pay off? I am more than pleased that I won, but I am content the contest ended. I've been hyping this up with my friends and they're all "WTF? Didn't the contest end a week ago?" This has made my day and quite possibly my week!


P.S: I'm not gonna lie, I thought arg_zombies only good entry was the Q-Bert one.

[Mockery]

I actually really liked Grislygus' "Tetris" entry, but nobody else voted for it.

[Grislygus]

Most likely due to the lack of an actual joke and obvious halfassery.
Anyway, good show, good contest, good participation, I'll fucking kill anyone that beats me out for the Black Christmas dvd, etc. Isn't there a commentary thread for this?

[executioneer]

could you post who got honorable mention (i.e. one vote) or was it just g.gus

[Aura Fox]

Oh well, the rest of us will have to turn to alluminum foil in leu of shiney stickers.

[Mockery]

Oh well, the rest of us will have to turn to alluminum foil in leu of shiney stickers.
Considering how many entries you made, I'll be happy to send you some shiny stickers too if you like, Aura.

could you post who got honorable mention (i.e. one vote) or was it just g.gus
Sure man. The other people who were mentioned in our voting discussion were:

liquid (mortal kombat)
executioneer (space hulk)
grislygus (tetris)
jixby (super mario bros. 2)
bigtimecow (kirby)
mew (watch my dance)

[arg_zombies]

P.S: I'm not gonna lie, I thought arg_zombies only good entry was the Q-Bert one.

Fair enough ;)

Probably was as well :lol

[Aura Fox]

Nah ill earn my adhesives eventually and mr zombie had some good ones

[arg_zombies]

Yeah, I hold the same concept as you Aura...
I'll earn my stickers :lol

No point giving prizes to those that didn't make the best - that'd defeat the object of the contest :eek