NEW SHORT: "GREAT WHITE - A 'JAWS' RIP-OFF!"

[Mockery]

Being the huge fan of sharks that I am, I figured it's time that I start paying tribute to some of my favorite hilariously cheesy shark films. The first one I'm featuring is the most famous "Jaws" rip-off of them all called "Great White" (also known as "The Last Shark" and "Ultimo Squalo, L"). We're going to need a bigger boat...

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NEW SHORT: "GREAT WHITE - A 'JAWS' RIP-OFF!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/great-white

Enjoy!

[Immortal Goat]

Great piece! I love all those horrible Jaws ripoffs, but I do think that, while they aren't exactly "ripoffs", you need to feature the sequels to Jaws, simply because they were just as bad as many of the generics out there.

[Mockery]

Yeah the 3rd and 4th Jaws movies are practically parodies of the original, that's how bad they are. If I had to rank the all-time cheesiest, poorly produced scenes ever to make it into a film, the sight of Jaws making his way towards the glass to crack it open in Jaws 3 would have to be in the top ten. I only wish I could've seen it in 3D in the theaters... that would've been a fuckin' riot.

[noob3]

i read it, it was pretty good! I liked the way the shark was really big, almost a fatty shark. No wonder he was so hungry, that shark had a eating problem!

When I was little I had to watch all the Jaws movies, and I remember 3 scared the shit out of me :( Pretty much any scene in a Jaws with a bloody corpse underwater scared the shit out of my little boy ass :( think: The face in Jaws 1 :o AHHHHH :o In 3 the little guy floats up in the display glass :( scary :(

[Rongi]

what about orca? that movie was basically jaws with a killer whale

i saw orca when i was a little one. it scarred me for life :(

[Grislygus]

The thing that slayed me about Jaws: The Revenge was that it freaking RIPPED OFF ORCA with the first kill.



Also, please, please, please do a bit on the retarded Shark Attack films, they just get worse and worse and worse, with the third one completely outlaming every other Jaws knockoff ever made.

[Goat Cheese]

I didn't know MattJack was in the movie.