My Current Out-going Voicemail message:

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/misc/cat-stevens-voicemail.mp3

[noob3]

HEY GOOD THING I HAVE NO SOUND BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR THIS

MAYBE RECAP WITH SOME TYPING? SO I KNOW WHY IT'S SO COOL?

[GADZOOKS]

It's Jixby doing his best Ricky Gervais impression.

[executioneer]

i have a yakov smirnoff joke for my voicemail message