Explain your signatures!

[Womti]

mine is my favorite gif plus an interesting quote from a website which I found upon dissecting someone else's sig

[Womti]

upon dissecting someone else's sig

with yahoo.

[Terra]

oh fuck you. i have no signature. no anime woes. no latent angst. i can't post a butthole the size of the lincoln tunnel (porn issues here) so i fucking pass, you lame assbubble.

[noob3]

can we ban this guy? he sucked as what, and he still sucks. his sig slows down my shit in every thread he posts in (WHICH IS WAY TOO MANY)

[Terra]

there are way you can stop that.

just suggesting, is all

[Pudty]

Wellllll.... My sig shows my upmost intelligence and demand for perfection and correctness.
Its a beautiful thing, really.

[Lenor]

You mean your demand to be the most arrogant son of a bitch?

[Matt Harty]

mines a kissing face because i like kissing hehehe

[Lenor]

oh let me explain my signature:

So this one time, on msn, me and noob were talking:

ME: Theres many colors in the homo rainbow..
Noob3: ha, we should start a club.
ME: The homo rainbow club?
Noob3: OK, lets find a rainbow
INTERMISSION TIME WHILE WE GOOGLED IMAGES OF RAINBOWS
Noob3: dude, we'll just use the one on msn.
ME: damn your a smart guy!
Noob3: Are you going to host the picture?
ME: yeah of course, but we have to pick a color also.
Noob3: OK I want green.
ME: I have purple.
Noob3: we should make blackflag do it too!
ME: and liquid!
Noob3: haha, and put it in our signatures and we'll be cooler than everyone!
ME: we already are!


and that is the story of how it happened. Or well the revised edition anyway.

[MattJack]

Mine is for you to read.

[executioneer]

my sig is links to important web pages for the internetn

[MetalMilitia]

I made mine so my posts would stand out and be recognisable, as the actual content certainly wouldn't accomplish this.
Haha, I'm joking. My posts are fantastic.

I also like NIN and that is what its THEME is :rolleyes

[Sacks]

Mine describes this thread.

[Esuohlim]

My sig shows my upmost intelligence.

The word is "utmost", fag.

Mine's just the crappy button I made for my website

[Sacks]

Milhouse backwards, I have never told you this, but your signature always reminds me of a better time and place. Thank you, for all the little things. :tear

[Seven Force]

My sig is about me and my ever-growing influence (positive or otherwise) into the many users personal lives.

[Seven Force]

Because I am important.

[RaNkeri]

Mines just a weird ass comic of Spider-man bullying diabetics :/

It's funny because I'm a diabetic too :conspiracy

[Ninjavenom]

who let all of these faggots in here? I don't remember receiving a memo about this.

[Lenor]

who let all of these faggots in here? I don't remember receiving a memo about this.

Heres a memo: Quit Bitching

[Ninjavenom]

Heres a memo: Quit Bitching

I have appended something to your memo and forwarded it back to your inbox:

No one wants you here. You are a waste of precious oxygen and you've ruined a perfectly good vagina through endless punishment and the insertion of household items, not limited to but including dirty broomhandles and, stunningly enough, the busy end of a rusty powerdill whose age exceeds your own. When you sit it looks like a tiger mauled a sack of human fat and stuck a few piercings and a Korn tattoo on it. No one likes you. No one wants to see your name attached to anything, and most certainly, no one requires your opinion.

GTFO my internets.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Mine is the complete truth... and some toast.

[Lenor]

Damn your sure an opinionated one aren't you? If you don't like me, then thats what ignore is for. And as for the piercings and whatever in hell you think I look like, your quite mistaken.

As for this 'nobody' nonsense you keep on insisting about, I disagree. But eh' who cares about my opinion right? So why in hell are you still even reading this?

Get off your pedestal, because I don't see anyone looking up at you.

[Ninjavenom]

Damn your sure an opinionated one aren't you? If you don't like me, then thats what ignore is for. And as for the piercings and whatever in hell you think I look like, your quite mistaken.

As for this 'nobody' nonsense you keep on insisting about, I disagree. But eh' who cares about my opinion right? So why in hell are you still even reading this?

Get off your pedestal, because I don't see anyone looking up at you.

everyone looks up at me when i am pissing in their mouths >:

[Lenor]

Wow that was impressive, keep coming on with the feisty-ness. Such a damn turn on.

[Supafly345]

Mine is a quote.

[stitchfan626]

my signature is in memory of Back to the Future: The Ride which will close at the end of the month.

[Blue Fox]

Oh my god you're still going on about that?!?

Mine is an awesome recreation of Mr. Adventure"s sig. He made it and my dreams have all come true.

Oh, and i do wish foxes and humans could live in peace. Why shouldn't they?

[Goat Cheese]

Maybe God didn't want humans and foxes to co-exist peacefully. Maybe thats why chickens were invented. To give us reason to dislike foxes and their cunning ways. Goddamn foxes, getting in my chicken pen.

[Zinger]

Mine's pretty self-explanitory, as well as being based on a true story.

[GADZOOKS]

It's explain your signature not explain your title. :rolleyes

[Lenor]

That was quite the zinger, Gadzook :rolleyes

[Pudty]

Ba-zinger!

[Goat Cheese]

Ba-shut up.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I was hacked!

[Deadbolt85]

It's a quote from the second to last page of WANTED #2 , when Professor Solomon Seltzer says to Wesley "That's exactly what you think it is. My own little 'Fuck You' to the world."

[Pudty]

[_] Become an I-mockery god.

Shut up. You're going nowhere can't you see?

[Womti]

I was hacked!


this has happened to me several times, but luckily it was only with various posts

[morbidoranges]

mines, kinda bad german for
"i have no purple cow"

learned it german class frosh year.
<;/

[Goat Cheese]

[_] Become an I-mockery god.

Shut up. You're going nowhere can't you see?

I can't see because your stupid covers the screen.

[Pudty]

More like I can't see because YOU'RE stupid covers t3h 5cr33n. lawl

[Pudty]

And I am extremely offended by your so called avatar.

[Lenor]

I can't see because your stupid covers the screen.

Let me take a crack at what Goat Fuck is REALLY trying to say:

Pudty, what was that again? Your monstrosity of a signature covers my screen.


Goat fuck only has two inches to work with.


Of course that was not directed toward his penis size at all. :x

[Pudty]

Now THAT was a burn. Owned.
/props to lenor

[Goat Cheese]

Burn like your clamydia, pudty.

[ReidFlair]

Mine is.....non-existant!

[Matt Harty]

like your personality!