heeeeeeeeeey new peeps.

[glowbelly]

there's a lot of you and i don't wanna sift through that introduce yourselves here garbage of a thread because most of that is just people trying to be clever by answering dull questions extravagently (sp? who cares right now). anywhoo.

here's my question: why should i post here now? i mean, i've been on this board for, keee-rist, 8 years and i'm starting to grow apart from it. can one of you rekindle my love? or have i just naturally outgrown this place? please help. thanks.

[Sacks]

Maybe you should leave for a while and come back when/if you feel like it. 8 years? Yikes.

[JohhnyDamage]

Mother of Christ, I haven't committed to anything for 8 years. When all else fails, become a troll I guess. Break in all of the new meat with your experience. You know, make them cry to remove the bitch from them.

[MrAdventure]

you should post here because you are an A+ person glowbelly that's my opinion

don't let gross outs (like womti) get to you and try not to get discouraged by the flood of fourteen year old zombie fetishists that come flooding in

this place is like a public park i guess so all you can do is weather the storm by hangin out by, like, the michael jansen memorial bench (leukemia yall try not to scuff it up) with some cool dudes and hope for the best

[Sacks]

Can you describe this bench to me?

[DuFresne]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Don't leave, glowbelly!!!!!! PPPLLLLEEEAAASSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! :wah

[Sacks]

Come on The Duf', get a hold of yourself. So not cool. :rolleyes:

[DuFresne]

:(*sniffle, sniff-sniffle**snort* Yes Godfather, sorry godfather... :(

[Chojin]

Maybe it's because I'm the most EXPERIENCED person here, but I don't even have to ignore them because I just mentally filter out their posts.

Anyway, it's not annoying. It's OPPORTUNITY. There's a whole bunch of new idiots to make fun of.

[Jixby Phillips]

Hey Glowbelly! Whats this thread about!

[Blue Fox]

GLOWBELLY! Stay! I have just started having fun and u want to leave me here in the cold dark internet world on my own!!!

[Terra]

don't worry, sweetie i got your back.
BUT STILL GLOW DON'T YOU LEAVE MISSY!!!

I SAID I'M SORRY OVER IN LOVELINE!! :tear

[glowbelly]

this is not about me leaving >: this is about why i should stick around >: if i haven't left after 8 years, do you think i'm going to now? >:>:>:

jixby, this thread is about YOU.

[kahljorn]

yo glow
Maybe you should try to find a more mature message board :O

filled with star trek fans, parents, frequent zoo attendees and stuff.

[mburbank]

You should stay here as an example of what this board can be like. Without such examples, especially from someone who has grown as a person and as one of the few proud I-mockery PARENTS, this board could easily be overwhelmed by the passing schools of guppies that always swam around in circles peeing for a while before being dispersed by various frightening and or Random stimulai.

A nice selection of interesting voices encourages interesting fish that they ahve found a palce worth schooling and they bein to pee less and contribute more.

[Black Flag]

plus we need more people who live by lake erie!

[Chojin]

That was beautiful, max.

[glowbelly]

ok ok ok, but why aren't the new people tellin me why i should stick around. >: perhaps they are afraid that they don't have an answer and therefore do not know what they are doing here themselves? yes. i'm afraid that is it.

bye bye new peeps :(

[Matt Harty]

the new people have so much to offer they dont know where to start!

[Mockery]

The new people are too busy participating in our forum contests :eek

[mburbank]

The new people are having a rumble with the Forever people over an OBSCURE REFERENCE TO A JACK KIRBY COMIC BOOK OF THE 1970'S I JUST MADE!!!

SUCK ON THAT 'NEW' PEEPS!!

SUCK

ON

THAT!!!

[sspadowsky]

I'm confused. Can we pee in this thread, or not?

EDIT: That was not a slam on my beloved glowbelly. I just really have to pee.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

dickjoke! and it wasn't me this time!

[Goat Cheese]

Glowbelly You must stay! For without you here, the gargoyles will feast.

[Sacks]

Who are the new peeps? Like whats the gauge on that? Are there charts? Is it post count, or sign up date?

[Divisible by Waffle]

I suppose I'm what you'd call 'new,' but I've never really seen you around before, nor have I read many of your posts. But it looks like you're intelligent, and being around for 8 years is pretty rad. The longest I've stayed at a forum is four years; at that point, the stampede of new jackasses overwhelmed me and I booked it out of there. In the end, it's up to you; this has been a place for you to be at for eight years (that's half of my life!) and it's your decision whether or not you think it's worth staying or if you should just move on.

I've found that when I leave a forum I've been a part of for awhile, I start to miss it and want to go back. So if you're not sure what to do, maybe you just need a break from it so you can come back and feel like you're getting more of a fresh start? And if you like being away from it, just make it a permanent vacation.

If you want my opinion, I think you should stay. You seem cool, and it'd suck for someone cool to leave before I could chat with them.

[Sacks]

Yeah really, Glowbelly. That is HALF his life.

[Divisible by Waffle]

Yeah, don't go wasting half my life. And besides, even if you ignore that, 8 years is like a million years in Internet time or something.

Also, I'm not a dude. I thought we went over this. :(

[Sacks]

Whatever dude.

[Fathom Zero]

AWWWWH. SACKS. THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE CHARLES BRONSON.

[Sacks]

LOOK MAN, I SAW EVERYONE WITH A BIGGER MOUSTACHE THAN ME AND I COULDN'T TAKE IT, I FLEW OFF THE HANDLE! I'M NOT SORRY FOR WHAT I'VE DONE! I REGRET NOTHING!

[Blue Fox]

Everyone is going to have mustaches eventually... where is the mustache bandit when he is needed?!?

Oh... and as to y u should hang around, it's cause i-mockery is actually a pretty cool forum from what i've seen.

At least they don't talk about sex ALL the time and calling 555-hot-love for fun and asking A/S/L all the time!!!

I-mockery is like a huge disfunctional family.

Much Luv.

[Black Flag]

glowbelly you should post more because we traded in george for blue fox and it's working out great

[kahljorn]

black flag asl

[Jixby Phillips]

suck my dick sacks

[Lenor]

black flag asl

Dude, you just asked Sean for his age/sex/ and location? heh, thats hot!

[Schimid]

GUYS

HIS NAME IS SEAN

ASK ME HOW I KNOW

[Jixby Phillips]

Dear god Lenor. You really are useless, aren't you?

[Lenor]

And Jixby is back...

:)

[Matt Harty]

schimid you act like lenor made that post for the sole purpose of throwing out a name!

[DuFresne]

thats hot!

Lenor is Paris Hilton

[noob3]

What's goin' on, Matt?

[Esuohlim]

Hey noob3 how come Lenor never calls you Chuck it's always "NOOB!!!" I mean I thought you were good friends.

[noob3]

my name isn't chuck?

[noob3]

i thought my handle was chuck3 :x :x :x

[Misdemonar]

IDK, :(

[Lenor]

lol @ CHUCK

[glowbelly]

this is what i am talking about, peeps.

[Sacks]

suck my dick sacks

That was some cold shit, Jixby Phillips! >:

[Zinger]

I don't know why you should stay, glowbelly, but I'm going to be staying here.

I'm going to be staying here for a long time.

[Zinger]

A long time.

[Blue Fox]

glowbelly you should post more because we traded in george for blue fox and it's working out great

:\ He just doesn't have a computer available.

Plus he works waaaaaay too much. >:

We were supposed to go see the Hills Have Eyes 2 tonight but he said he had to work again. :tear

Jerk.

[Lenor]

Zinger is that some kind of threat or a Evil plan you have brewing?

[Goat Cheese]

He's bluffing. No one can stand this place for more than a few months.

[Lenor]

Goat Fucker, I have to beg to differ with you.

[Goat Cheese]

Thats ok LenWHORE everyone has an opinion.

[DuFresne]

O no he dinin't!

[Lenor]

O no he dinin't!

Talk to the WRIST, cuz your about to be DISSED!

[Goat Cheese]

Yo momma so fat, she ate an entire bigfoot pizza!

[Sacks]

Haha man those were awesome! Did anyone else think they tasted different than just the regular pizzas? Woo.. what a blast from the past. What a great thread.

[glowbelly]

i'm giving this thread up for adoption BECAUSE I HATE IT.

[DuFresne]

I'm pretty sure you can't put an abortion up for adoption.
I think it's like a one-or-the-other kind of thing.

[Goat Cheese]

Maybe science will adopt an abortee?

[Seven Force]

I'm pretty sure you can't put an abortion up for adoption.
I think it's like a one-or-the-other kind of thing.

:lol :lol

[GADZOOKS]

I would say there is no reason now because Mr. Adventure left because Wotmi kept ruining good threads on purpose. :(

MR. ADVENTURE 2002-2007
LIKE A FART IN THE WIND

[noob3]

I want to adopt a monkey.

It would be super fun!

[Terra]

>: achimp is taken!!! >:

[Lenor]

noob watch out for zombie monkeys

[noob3]

Yeah who the hell would want a ZOMBIE monkey?

They would probably just shit all over everything.

And whine alot because they don't get enough attention.

[Esuohlim]

Better yet make it a ninja pirate zombie monkey lol lol right lenor

[noob3]

you sure got her with that clever retort.:|

[Esuohlim]

Maybe I should make an image macro out of it (with the word "own" spelled with a "p" of course) and then put it up on YTMND.com then

[Lenor]

Or how about some stupid fucking Doug funny monkey articles that you won't be able to afford to post about on some gay website? :lol

[noob3]

Stop being such a bum milhouse :eek

[Esuohlim]

I have nothing against you noob3, you're interesting as well as hilarious, dude!

[Lenor]

noob3 is the captain of many boats :o i heard he once sailed around the world, conquering sea beasts/dragons along the way!

[noob3]

Lenor, so very true!

But your just as awesome as me!

With your many conquest.

[Cliff Steele]

I would say there is no reason now because Mr. Adventure left because Wotmi kept ruining good threads on purpose. :(

MR. ADVENTURE 2002-2007
LIKE A FART IN THE WIND

man that is terrible! there should be a new disciplinary policy similar to the one the nfl is enacting! womti admited to going to jail during his mockwar, we should make him our pacman jones and suspend him for the season :(

[GADZOOKS]

I wouldn't mind wotmi if there was a forum he couldn't post it. I just don't like people leaving because of stupid shit.

[Matt Harty]

Man what happened to people mocking the shit out of someone they don't like. Now you all just leave the forums like girls. :(

[Matt Harty]

if i know mr adventure hes planning his strike at this very moment

[Lenor]

That is what happens, when you grow up. Simple thing's such as a message board end up becoming less meaningful in your life.

[Schimid]

Yeah, then you graduate to overhead pictures of your tits.

[Lenor]

Great, next you can point out how what it's really about is sitting around playing video-games all day.

[Schimid]

That's all I do, Lenor!

That's all I do.

[MattJack]

Don't feed the monster.

DONT FEED THE MONSTER

[executioneer]

but the mosnter can do tricks for its food IT DOES TRICKS GUYS

AWWWWW lookit the cute monster 0.o

[Zomboid]

That is what happens, when you grow up. Simple thing's such as a message board end up becoming less meaningful in your life.
Yeah, coming from a myspace whore who spends equal parts of her time being a faux (use smart sounding words to be smart like lenor!) intellectual and a myspace whore. You've really ascended to a whole new level here.

[Lenor]

OH NO! :x Not another cheap shot at my MYSPACE page!

I feel so lonely being the only person to have one.:(