HEY GUYS I JUST FOUND THE RPG I MADE FOR MAX!

[Chojin]

Yeah! While looking through old backup DVDs, I found the RPG I made in the 2001 Mock Wars for my fight with Max Burbank. Please consider that I was a fool then! All told though, I love this game :<

Max Burbank Gets A Fucking Life (http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/burbankrpg.zip) - The Game!

Font patch (http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/rm2k_fp.exe) (Fixes the fonts in the game)

Without a doubt, this is the second finest RPGMaker 2000 game ever made. The best one, of course, being the epic adventure I never finished about a boy that rapes cats.

[Matt Harty]

HOW DO I EQUIP FEIGNED IGNORANCE

[Matt Harty]

haha i loved it. sad ending though :(

[GADZOOKS]

The font patch...it's not workinggggg :(

[Chojin]

you just run the font patch exe and then run the game :<

[Chojin]

oh also to beat the game you have to use the computer after you reach level 6!

[GADZOOKS]

I managed to beat the game without the font change :(

Good game by the way, you should make a new one with Gabby GaGa as the main boss. :(

[Chojin]

GEE I SURE AM GLAD I RE-RELEASED THIS, WHAT IS THIS NOW 6 COMMENTS HOLY SHIT I JUST CAN'T READ IT ALL

[Matt Harty]

HERES ANOTHER ONE

[Sacks]

I haven't played yet I am excited to try this out I'm going to go get an icy cold cola before I start!

[mburbank]

My macintosh couldn't cope with this the first time you did it, sad emoticon, and it still can't.

[mew barios]

i had actually thought about how id like to play this again when you an max were hyperfighting recently. i had fun attempting to explain all the ancient references to my boy :>

[MarioRPG]

After "getting my ass handed to me" by "Boy" I quit. I laughed from it though, and felt pretty glad I wasn't Max ever.

[DuFresne]

I don't think it was an intentional joke, I find it hilarious how Max needs to go home to take a nap after almost every argument. :lol

[Supafly345]

I wish I were there

[Lenor]

The post conversation to my 'playing' of this game, with Chojin:

Me: so I played your game.
Chojin: How far did you get?
Me: I dunno, I beat that one guy and like bought the 100 page thesaurus.
Chojin: You do know you start off with that right?
Me: Uh, It didn't say I had any, and it was all I could buy.
Chojin: That is all you really played?
Me: Yea...
Chojin: You have the WORSE CASE OF ADD I've ever seen!
Me: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT??

[Zomboid]

Riveting.

[Matt Harty]

you forgot to make the conversation into a very personal experience. so we know how good of friends you and chojin really are.

Me: so I played your game Eric.
Chojin: How far did you get Amber?
Me: I dunno Eric, I beat that one guy and like bought the 100 page thesaurus.
Chojin: You do know you start off with that right Amber?
Me: Uh, It didn't say I had any Eric, and it was all I could buy.
Chojin: That is all you really played Amber?
Me: Yea Eric...
Chojin: You have the WORSE CASE OF ADD I've ever seen Amber!
Me: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT ERIC??

[Lenor]

Matt, NO.

[Supafly345]

touché

[mburbank]

If there were any way at all I could get away with taking a nap after every argument I had, you can damn well bet I would be in Nap Land a lot, and I'd start more arguments too.

[Seven Force]

you should give it another ten years AT BEST :lol

[Lenor]

Max you should just start bitch slappin everyone round, it would be funny!

[mburbank]

Yeah, I haven't just attacked somebody here for a long time. I guess I have too much to do.

[Lenor]

Maybe if it wasn't for all that MAX time, you spend alone. :lol

[Zomboid]

Good one.

[SimpleLogicnMocking]

Well programmed game, Chojin. You have a knack and good-eye at formatting and setting the structure. Do you have a possible job in this area already? If not you should look into the possibility.