Email of the Moment #25

[Protoclown]

From: cOurtney<3
Subject:sick day shennanigans
so i called out "sick" today.........i just couldn't face the office today. i was checking out the site right before i fell back to sleep (for 5 hours, yay!)..........which lead to very inappropriate dreams featuring you and Rog. very strange, because i never have sex dreams.

anyways, love the site, and the dream made my day off a little more enjoyable *wink*
So let me get this straight...this girl is having sex dreams about me and Roger getting it on? Are we getting it on with her, or each other? Frankly I'm not sure I want to know.

[Sacks]

Maybe she was having sex with someone else and you and Rog were dressed as Skeeter and J-Dawg standing over them doing air guitar. I know I've had a few of those.

[Mockery]

All I know is that any sexual scenario involving Proto and I is HOT HOT HOT!

:love

[Protoclown]

Maybe she was having sex with someone else and you and Rog were dressed as Skeeter and J-Dawg standing over them doing air guitar. I know I've had a few of those.

Now see, this is perfectly acceptable.

[arg_zombies]

I think she is stallking you....
You've already practically given her your addresses on the website, and now she's gonna grab a mask, 2 sleeping bags and a whole load of trees :eek

[Smon]

All I know is that any sexual scenario involving Proto and I is HOT HOT HOT!

:love

...thanks for that image Rog, really. :shocked

[arg_zombies]

I just realised something......
The name: cOurtney<3
Courtney... <3.
<3 = heart/LOVE

COURTNEY LOVE!

RUN PROTO! RUN ROG! SHE'S GONNA SHOOT YOU WITH THAT BIG OL' SHOTGUN OF HERS! COBAIN WAS ONLY AN EXAMPLE OF HER EVILNESS!

[Gregorio Wilhelm III]

I have the greatest dreams ever. I once dreamed that my drama teacher was a soul singer in the 70s

[DuFresne]

Thank you, Gregorio Wilhelm III, for that lovely and insightful bit of useless information no one could possibly care about.

[DuFresne]

"I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon!"

[Gregorio Wilhelm III]

Thank you, Gregorio Wilhelm III, for that lovely and insightful bit of useless information no one could possibly care about.

Hey...It's what I'm here for!

[tenno]

My sociology teacher WAS a rock god in the 70's.

Oh my, I'm witless aren't I?