pat was rad.

[glowbelly]

pat was the kind of guy who every other week would overdraw his bank account for beer so you didn't have to.

pat was the guy who would do just about anything that made him happy, and therefore, was always, always smiling.

pat was the dude who called himself cal ripken after not taking off work for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT.

pat could scream "COME ON BIG SEXY" at baseball players and get away with it.

one time pat vomited on my couch and i wasn't mad at him the next day.

one time pat showed up at my apartment, broke in, passed out on my couch, apologized the next morning and then took me out to breakfast. when we went out to the "SCARE-AVAN" it was still running. it had been all night.

pat was funny and he was generally harmless and he reminded you of a young santa claus, not a 30-something who still lived with his parents because for some reason his maturity was stunted in a way that kept him from living a "normal" 30-year old's life. he was my friend of 13 years. he was found dead in his bed last sunday morning.

i'll miss him.

do any of you have friends like pat? i mean the ones who you always kinda think might die before they really should for no real reason??

[mburbank]

My condolences, Glow.

I've lost a couple of friends like Pat over the years.

[Sacks]

Was it alcohol poisoning or what? :\

[Womti]

http://www.mikeylikey.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/pat.jpg
IT'S PAT

[DeadKennedys]

Awwww, Womti! You ruined everything!

[Divisible by Waffle]

Aw, dude. That's awful...wish I could give you some advice, but I've never been in your position before. All I can really say is, sorry for the loss. =/

[Lenor]

Glow, my sincerest sympathy to you.

I have a friend that reminds me of Pat in a way. His name is Jesse.

Jesse had never knew what having a home of his own to go to every night was like, until he just recently bought his first apartment at 24.

Jesse never really knew any of his real family, and considers his friends to be his family.

Jesse worked for everything he ever got, and knows the value of a dollar.

Jesse unfortunately also knows the value of 4 grams of coke every other night.

Jesse unfortunately has an inability to commit.

Jesse will probably die from contracting hepatitis, due to his 'pantie dropping whores' he uses.

Jesse has his degree from Buffalo University in Psychology, and works with little children.

Jesse once got away with taking a bottle of old Ritalin he found from one of those kids.

Jesse is the most narcissistic dick I've ever met, but he's been a best friend of my for over eight years, and although he can be a sarcastic asshole; I can never stay mad at him, especially knowing I am one of the very few people in his life he will apologize too.

Jesse now lives by himself, in an area that is filled with different nightclub's and lounge bars only two blocks away from his residence.

It sometimes scares me, that he will be on something and never be the same afterward.

[Goat Cheese]

I once had a friend who always talked to me.
I once had a friend who was always by my side.
I once had a friend who always made me feel better about myself.
I once had a friend.

I miss you WHAT.

[Seven Force]

wow womti that was actually funny :lol

[Emu]

This has been bothering me for a while. Why is Womti still here? He circumvented several bans and he's probably the only person here I genuinely dislike, and I think most of the board feels that way.

[Goat Cheese]

I like womti.

[Emu]

You're a cunt.

[Goat Cheese]

A cunt that likes womti.

[Emu]

Yeah this probably isn't the right thread to do this in.

I can't say I really know what you're going through Glow, but the thought of that happening to one of my friends scares me every day. I'm sorry. :(

[Seven Force]

This has been bothering me for a while. Why is Womti still here? He circumvented several bans and he's probably the only person here I genuinely dislike, and I think most of the board feels that way.

So are you saying that most of us genuinely dislike WHAT or most of us know he's the only person you genuinely dislike?

[Seven Force]

help me out here

[Emu]

So are you saying that most of us genuinely dislike WHAT or most of us know he's the only person you genuinely dislike?

i'm saying i THINK most of the board hates him

[Seven Force]

well fuck i know i do

im pretty much most of the board that matters :lol

[Lenor]

Calm down you porch nazi.

[noob3]

THIS IS WHAT GLOWBELLY IS TALKING ABOUT, PEEPS :x

And Womti SHOULD be banned.

Glow, I am sorry :( I am young, so I don't really expect anyone I know to die! One of my childhood friends recently died of cancer at the age of 20, but he's the only one. I don't like thinking about my friends dyeing :(

[glowbelly]

there's my good first son ;)

i just remembered this one time when pat got into a full blown fight with some guy at a bar because the dude LOOKED like derek jeter and pat hated derek jeter.

pat also wrote me a very adolescent love poem when he was drunk one night and sent it to me over email and i got it and read it, but then he called me really early the next morning and told me to run to my computer and delete the email from him and i never had the heart to tell him that i had already read it because HOW COULD I?

[glowbelly]

ps i'm sorry bout your pal dying. i had a fren named adam die super young from cancer, too. that sucked.

[noob3]

the more awesome stories you tell us about pat the more he will be remembered forever for his awsomeness :( did he really like you or was he just so drunk he sent the letter? or were you guys young?

David was always a go-getter, he was validictorian of his high school but when he had to give his speech he was bald from the cancer :( I ofcourse didn't go to highschool to see this, but at his funeral they played the video and it made me so sad :/

[glowbelly]

he really liked me, probably loved me and i loved him the best i could as a friend, but it just wasn't there for me beyond that. i met him when i was 18. he didn't change one single bit in the almost 14 years i knew him. there were periods of time where we didn't talk often, but pat was the kind of guy who was always your friend. he didn't hold grudges at all.

haha, i JUST remembered this one time when pat, verlie and i went to a silent auction and pat bid on a party at a strip club for 20 of his closest friends that included 20 steak dinners. he won the auction and HAD NO MONEY so i had to pay for it and then the mofo didn't invite me >: :lol

[Blue Fox]

Awwwww Glow!

I'm sorry. Like noob i'm kinda too young to hafta worry bout that but I did know one chick that was really cool and is basically dead. U might kno her.
The only reason i think u might kno her is cause when i was little i used to get u 2 confused cause she changed her name from Karen and i never did figure out if u 2 had ever met. Anyway if u didn't kno her that's too bad.

She was an awesome person. She had a really nice apartment and we even gave her one of our many kittens.

She was really pretty and had a cool moon tattoo. She had the coolest job ever. She even had a pinball machine and massage chair in her office.

A couple of years ago she quit her job and moved down to VA beach for a while. When she came back she was really different.

She looked like a skeleton and talked like she had crap in her throat. I heard she was doing drugs and had ODed once or twice and had even died in the hospital one nite but they got her going again. She really had gotten involved in the wrong crowd.

Recently I heard through my parents that she is in jail. :( Hopefully one day i will meet her again and she will be clean. That would be nice cause she was just the nicest person ever. :)

Oh, and womti, that was mean :(

[noob3]

Did you get a refund!?

That sucks, Blue Fox! I can't stand watching people dissapear into drugs.. Good people slowing losing all of their good traits for drugs, eventually they are just crack heads & you don't even know who they are any more :( I don't know anyone like that close, but my girlfriend has alot of people who just turned into skin & treadmarks :/

[MrAdventure]

man i thought this was an achewood thread at first haha ;_;

i know way too many dudes (practically lived with em) who fit most or all of the kinda categories your friend pat fell into. dudes who'd get all worked up on whatever substance and as soon as they were sober they'd be incredibly friendly, apologetic, and do whatever they could to make reparations for anything they messed up on their imbibing spree (when they remembered what they'd done at any rate)

the longest i've known some of them is about seven years, and none of them are dead that i know of, but most of them are easily on their way due to their party all the time lifestyles :(

the biggest thing i hate is that it's become difficult to trust a lot of them, their addictions have gone from plain mary jane to straight up cocaine in some cases, it's heart-breaking to contrast what they used to be (well-read pot smoking hippies) with what they are now (semi-cognizant rotting rice on the shelf co-sign this for me i'm outta cash addicts)

[Matt Harty]

Sorry about the loss Glow. :(

I met this girl Pam my freshman year of highschool during track practice. We became really good friends throughout the years and she yes to have been the only girl friend I had that always remained just a friend, and I was ok with that. She was too genuine of a person to even want to get caught up in a tedious relationship with. She was a very popular person due to her friendly personality and i'm not sure if i'd ever seen her upset once since we'd met. She would be someone remembered most for always smiling and one of the people you'd see under "Most Likely To Succeed" in the yearbook if she'd lived long enough to make it in.

We were running a cooldown lap towards the end our senior spring season, senior year, talking about how we wished we were good enough at running to earn a scholarship to a good college. I knew she was smart and talented enough to get into a top college, and was probably just relating to make me feel better. But while talking about it she dropped out of nowhere and hit the ground hard. I figured she'd tripped on something until a turned around and saw the way she was lying. Kinda looked like she was sleeping. It also looked like she died, which she did. And I rolled her over and I vividly remember brushing the pieces of the rubber track off her face and being terrified and screaming for help. Then after awhile when the ambulance finally sped through the field how seeing dilated her pupils were. And wishing i'd learned how to do cpr properly or anything... It was horrible.

Anyways she died from one of those sudden heart failures from a condition that was undetectable without certain tests, which her entire family got after it happened. They created The Pamela Miller 5k in her honor, and that's what inspired me to start running 5k's, even though previously i'd only done sprint events.

[Zomboid]

No friends close to me have ever died, but I've got one friend in particular who we all figure is heading for an early grave. He's a really good musician and he was supposed to be getting a record deal but I dunno what happened with that.

He loves drugs, drinking and partying and puts a ton of salt on everything he eats. One morning a few months ago we all went out to breakfast before everyone left the city for their towns and he was shitfaced before his drive back to grande prairie (at least 4 hours away) and when we left the restaurant he started firing off fireworks in the parking lot.

People like that are really fun but you just know that they probably won't live so long.

[Womti]

I once had a friend who always talked to me.
I once had a friend who was always by my side.
I once had a friend who always made me feel better about myself.
I once had a friend.

I miss you WHAT.


best friends, it's good to have a friend like you! :fu

[Goat Cheese]

waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiit a minnnnnnnnuuuuuuuutttttttttte.

Womti= WHAT?????!!!?!?!?!?!!?

:faint

[Lenor]

Goat Fuck is a great friend. I knew Womti was WHAT for awhile.

[Goat Cheese]

awwwww, thanks Lenor.

[Lenor]

Anything for someone who specifically list me as the person they hate the most on this board. :rolleyes

[Goat Cheese]

Well stop calling me Goat Fuck. It hurts me deep.

[GADZOOKS]

Can you two be retards somewhere else? Glowbelly threads are one in a million.

I'm in the same boat as Mr. Adventure. While I had friends that died they weren't really close friends. But the friends I had for like forever went through this change sometime during College. One of of them actually came to my house for the first time in years and wanted to hang out. He became incredibly racist over the years and still acted like a teenager (screaming N*GGER out at any person at the street, good grief). When it came down to it, he really wanted to hang out with me because he was in debt and needed money. I told him I couldn't and he just dropped me off back at my place. I haaaatttteeee it

[Iain]

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[Matt Harty]

I rarely get the urge to murder someone off the internet

[Iain]

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[Matt Harty]

yeah because that couldn't possibly be my real name

[MattJack]

But, then again, you named yourself after one of the lamest pro-wrestlers since Ludwig Borga so....

Actually the wrestler's name would be Matt Hardy, good job.
http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/663/663010/matt-hardy-interview-20051031033948851-000.jpg

What a shocker

[Matt Harty]

no no its my fault i should have known a wrestler would come out 12 yrs after i was born with a name similiar to mine. i was really asking for it with that one im having my name changed asap

[Iain]

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[Matt Harty]

No see this is the part where you realize how dense you are

[Iain]

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[Matt Harty]

I can tell you were pretty bitter when you found out wrestling was fake in your twenties.

[Matt Harty]

hey santa isnt real either sorry

[Matt Harty]

03:16 AM Iain (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=4915) Replying to Thread
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/misc/subscribed.gif pat was rad. (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25531)


for like the past 10 minutes. don't try too hard now

[Iain]

Wow... Is that honestly the best you can come up with?

Well, see you later Matt Harty... I'd like to be able to say this was fun, but... You really were like a fish in a barrell..

[glowbelly]

JESUS CHRIST SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU.

pat's funeral was today and i gotta say it's super hard to watch a whole mess of big dudes who you totally partied it up with on a regular weekend basis cry like babies for four hours. i mean, shit. these guys are all woohoo football and cleveland rocks and cheddar beer soup for breakfast and they were reduced to kleenex carrying, nose blowing and far off glazed stares.

i mean, i cried like a lady, but i'm a lady.

the eulogy delivered by pat's sister was heart breaking and she is probably the bravest woman i know now.

the extra cherry topping to this week was my husband getting into not 1, not 2, but 3 car accidents. now i have to go deal with his fear of driving.

something good is going to come of this.

[Matt Harty]

I HAD A GOOD DEATH STORY :( I LOVE YOU GLOW

[glowbelly]

awww matt (matt harty) you're one of my true pals like chris (i'm not telling) and jason (protoclown) and luke (jixby phillips) and karen (glowbelly)

[ArrowX]

My little cousin died 2 months back, lethal overdose of hockey puck in the brain. I swear to god if I ever meet the guy who hit the puck I'm going to jail for murder, he was 6 and was the most rambunctious and coolest little cousin anyone could ever have. I never went to his funeral because it was half the country away and I felt bad.

[Jixby Phillips]

This thread is great :( Sad and stuff, but great :(

GLOWBELLY YOU ARE MY GREAT FRIEND OKAY

[MrAdventure]

if there's any justice in this world pat will get to turn into a ghost who visits his friends and family but it won't be for a few months you know, the dude will just show up on your doorstep looking like he just had a flour shower and look at that his suitcase has got stickers, oh let's see heaven ( great to visit wouldnt wanna live there!) hell (surprisingly laid back!) purgatory ( ) (get it) and oh last but not least the cayman islands (i guess even ghosts gotta get a tan) next thing you know he's on your couch goin halvsies on a pizza and helping your husband get over his streak of bad luck in traffic (it's like a guardian angel!)

pat and me (this is where glowbelly and pat's ghost lean up against their logo on opposite sides) coming to nbc this fall

[sloth]

:lol

Yeah Pat sounds like one cool customer, my condolences :( I haven't lost anyone like that but there are people who he reminds me of, and I can imagine the gap that would be left if they were ever to go. People who you need to have around because, even if their carefree attitude is a bit inappropriate sometimes, it doesnt matter because when it is you end up with stories youll have for the rest of your life. I guess all I can say is i'm sure he wouldn't want to poop the party and see everyone feeling down :(

[Womti]

waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiit a minnnnnnnnuuuuuuuutttttttttte.

Womti= WHAT?????!!!?!?!?!?!!?

:faint



your avatar annoys me :\

[glowbelly]

CUNT.

i think mradventure is on to something here. i also think there needs to be 80's hair.

[Zomboid]

Am I the only one that picture it as a cartoon? Not the show itself, but just the title sequence. Like on the nanny or something.

[Grislygus]

Eesh, that sucks glowbelly. None of my friends have died recently, fortunately.

Of course, I'm positive that a third of my current friends will die before they hit thirty, so I'll get back to you on that.

[Blue Fox]

when my cousin died on his motorcycle, he was like 20-something, like a million people showed up. It was so sad cause it was mostly college-aged people and the guys were so upset. One of them punched a hole in the wall they were so upset. :(

Arrow, that is so sad. Did he die playing hockey or was he watching a game or was it just a bizzare accident? :( I Babysit a boy who's about 7 and i don't think i'd be able to handle it if he died. He's like my little bro. That'd be like stomping a flower, little kids are so full of life and cute and are almost always happy.

I think i'm gonna cry. :(

[Jeanette X]

Aw jeez Glowbelly, I'm so sorry to hear about Pat. But I'm sure he was fortunate to have you as a friend. :(