Hey James what's up?

[Esuohlim]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/search.php?searchid=13707

Dude you haven't been making a lick of sense lately!

Seriously, besides the Mock Wars forums (which you can't edit your posts in) he's fucked with every one of his posts since September 24th.

[Lenor]

man knowing james he is busy stalking soem girl at work :o or making a long post about it in loveline :lol

[Lenor]

"IT'S LIKE, I THINK SHE LIKES ME BECAUSE WHEN I CAME INTO WORK TODAY SHE SAID 'HEY WHAT'S UP' SMILING, BUT WHEN THEN SHE ASKED ME TO RESTOCK THE CANNED CORN MAN WHA IS SHE DOING USING MY EMOTIONS!? I THINK I SHOULD BUY HER SOME CHOCOLATES WHAT DO U GUYS THINK"

[noob3]

uh hey lenor, have you lost your mind?

[Matt Harty]

just laugh and maybe she'll stop

[Matt Harty]

I wish I was around to see what happened. Why'd he go all emo?

[noob3]

matt your gay, shutup!

[Matt Harty]

Don't take it out on me cause you're going on a nosedive with Lenor. Fuck man you totally used to be funny :rolleyes

Lenor: EVERYONES MAKING FUN OF ME ;_; PROTECT ME YOURE MY ONLY FRIEND
Noob: I know but i don't wanna look like a dense cunt like you :(
Lenor: Please i'll send you more pics of my veiny lopsided tits!
Noob: count me in!

[noob3]

aww SNAP!

[Matt Harty]

HAW HAW HAW APRIL FOOLS

[noob3]

Ut oh, did matt figure something out? ;)

[Matt Harty]

You're desperate?

[Lenor]

hey i remember when you had the cat loaf maybe back then you'd get jokes

[Matt Harty]

that's not ironic

[Lenor]

man you need to shut the fuck up

[Matt Harty]

whoa lenor means business

[Matt Harty]

haha lenor remember that time you tried helping gadzooks with his microphone and you pretended to know what you were talking about by google-ing websites and asking professional questions such as:

hmm what is your microphone model hum hum hum :posh

hmmm im gonna need to get some more specifics on your sound card hum hum :posh

oh wait nothing ive said is relevant to what you asked gadzooks well hum hum let me see what google has to say about this :posh

[noob3]

Yup, lenor sure does!

[noob3]

Matt, you have no idea what your saying. GTFO

[Lenor]

i know about microphones 8)

[Lenor]

they call me mic master amber :o

[Matt Harty]

awww you poor thing

[noob3]

lenor, don't worry about Matt. He has to take pictures of girls he has met off the Internet and send them to people, so they believe him when he talks about all his 'crazy sex antics'.

[MattJack]

lenor, don't worry, alot of people have a penis just like you.

[Zomboid]

Hey noob, remember when you DIDN'T rush in to every thread to declare that everyone must want to fuck lenor and that's the only reason they'd have for mocking her? It seems like so long ago now :(

PS MAYBE STOP LETTING LENOR POST FOR YOU

[Supafly345]

What was Esuohlim talking about again. I know that james has been deleting everything from the link exchange posty thing in games.

[Zomboid]

This was his last post:

Fine, you win. :/

I'm a pathetic virgin who lives with his parents who can't get anyone to give a shit about him, and I'm better off just killing myself instead of trying to live this worthless life the best I know how. There, I said it. You're absolutely right on all fronts, Cosmo.

You're a better person than I am, and I'll never be able to change what I am, and I'll never be able to be happy with what I have. So fuck it all. You win, I'm a loser.

[Esuohlim]

What a faggot

[Womti]

a faggot with STALKING TENDENCIES

[MetalMilitia]

He's one sandwich short of a picnic apparently.

[Lenor]

maybe I should quit posting for lenor? :lol

Maybe James has the depression :o

[Esuohlim]

For the record, his SA account is still alive and kicking with a post count of 12000 since the end of 2004.

[Matt Harty]

But what led up to that? Cause Zomboids quote comments something Cosmo said, and I can't remember anyone ever taking Cosmo seriously.

[noob3]

Maybe james just got sick of the board? I dunno. But it wasn't from cosmo's quote that led him to say that, it was from tera's.

[kahljorn]

Cosmo, terra, two asses of the same elk :(

[Lenor]

Shit happens, but I don't know why james should take it so personally?

[Matt Harty]

yeah like it sounds like he was being a huge pussy. but i just don't get why he felt the need to delete his existence from every thread.

forum suicide perhaps.

rip :oao

[noob3]

james has always been a pussy

[GADZOOKS]

I can understand quitting the board(you know with wotmi being all awful) but what is he trying to hide? Did he buy a Wii or something?

[Lenor]

I think it's more than that.

[Zomboid]

Nice observation, Doctor.

He probably had a breakdown but going around editing all of his posts all the way back to september is a bit odd, even for him. My first thought was that he probably killed himself but before that, he went around editing up to a while back to hide any kind of hints of why if someone were to come and check, but then he left that one really obvious one up, so that's kinda shot to hell.

Of course, he could also just be trying to get us to do what we're doing.

[Lenor]

Eh' I suppose he could just be an attention whore.

But then again, maybe he actually got a gf?

[Matt Harty]

yeah but who actually cares about him as a person. i was just wondering what posts drove him over the edge. must be good reading :D

[Lenor]

Maybe he was secretly in love with you matt, and you drove him off by your denial. :/

[Fathom Zero]

Maybe he led double lives. :eek


And his other wife was gonna find out! :lol

[MattJack]

James is dead :lol

[Fathom Zero]

Maybe he was that dude that hung himself on webcam.

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/7095/hangsmm0cq5.jpg

[Matt Harty]

yeah lets making some speculations

james is actually bluefox!!!!

[noob3]

don't you dare insult blue fox (she is in the cool kids club) for all we know you're james looking for sympathy :x

[MattJack]

Maybe he was that dude that hung himself on webcam.

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/7095/hangsmm0cq5.jpg

:lol
"hope hes insured"
:lol

[Fathom Zero]

"this is real puma"

[Matt Harty]

That's actually true Noob3. I didn't feel like having to deal with the undeserved verbal abuse so I im'd Matt and asked him for his account info. Which is why Matt Harty suddenly came back right after I said i was leaving on the other account

[Matt Harty]

But now that you all know i'm going to bow out for a few months. I need to do some serious soul searching. I may be back. I may not. But I doubt anyone cares despite this thread.

Cya guys

[Zomboid]

More people that are going to commit suicide anyway should do it on webcam.

[Zomboid]

LOL APRIL FOOLS WAS YESTURDAY DOOD

[MattJack]

More people that are going to commit suicide anyway should do it on webcam.

Hear Hear!:posh

[Fathom Zero]

I don't believe a word of what Matt Harty said.

[noob3]

why would anyone commit suicide i know i wouldnt have the balls to do it i just love livin' too much!

ahh i gotta go smoke a cig!!!

[MattJack]

because they want to go to heaven before everyone else

[noob3]

in my american history class we were talking about progressive laws that are still around today and the class was like oh gambling prostitution drugs and i was like "SUICIDE?" and my teacher looked at me weird and was like "i dont think that's a easy law to enforce!"

[Terra]

oh kee-ryst. it was my final post on that thread that did it. not cosmo's. if you idiots are that curious about what went down, you can pm me. >:

[MattJack]

or you could just share! Some of us find it ethically wrong to PM others.

SPILL THE BEANS TERRA

[Esuohlim]

Or you could tell us why he said "Cosmo" and not "Terra" and why the fuck you had anything to do with it since your final post was the usual flamboyant Terra insult that I associate with kellychaos and then move on.

[MattJack]

oh no you didnn

[Esuohlim]

MattJack you stay out of this lest you get hurt :eek

[Matt Harty]

terra i demand you tell us this story and i will convert it to cartoon form so the tale of james' demise may live onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[MattJack]

You're right. I best check myself, must I wreck myself.

[Terra]

oh! hum. hum. hum. buh. buh. buh.:posh

the true insider stuff is behind the scenes!! :posh milhouse you KNOW better, you speak the code and frankly i'm surprised you've not figured it out.:posh

[MattJack]

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/stack.jpg

Unsolved Mysteries
Disgruntled Virgin Suicide or The End of Posting on I-Mockery?

Next after Golden Girls

[GADZOOKS]

I think it's ridiculous that people think it's because of something Cosmo (or Terra) said. James isn't that big of a wimp.

He'll probably show up all "It was a fucking joke, you idiots". You know how it is, with the jokes.

[Zomboid]

Y'know, after seeing james be a weirdo for a few years, I think that he really might have gone through with it. He seemed happy every now and then, but that was usually followed by bitching about video games or girls who don't notice him.

Edit: I don't think it's cause of them, I was just pointing out the last thing he said. It happened to involve them, but it's possible that he was gonna off himself anyway and that was just part of his breaking point.

[MattJack]

So if Cosmo and Terra provided the last straw on the camel's back that drove James to kill himself...


Does this mean that they will both be banned?:love

[Chojin]

Popn VS Internet: lol, how many posts did you asfafasfsdasffaf out
Popn VS Internet: or do you like, do a handful a day
Popn VS Internet: as a project
JamesmanX: I just did all that that night
Popn VS Internet: but why\
JamesmanX: Just felt like it
Popn VS Internet: you just felt like deleting 100 posts and throwing a hissyfit in the terra and cosmo thread?
JamesmanX: Yeah :/
Popn VS Internet: okay, so why did you just feel like it
Popn VS Internet: LIT-TUL LAY-DEE
JamesmanX: Because it's all worthless anyway
After that he didn't want to talk. This was march 26th, and he's still online regularly, just not on i-mockery. As far as I can tell, he got really upset that I wouldn't lock the thread in loveline after he made another picture for it, but it was more of him feeling unappreciated than anything. When you don't really have a life outside the internet, I guess it tends to mean more to you.

Well, whatever. James is a funny (if VERY, VERY SENSITIVE) guy, and I hope he grows up and realizes that acting like that was stupid. And then he could maybe make another adventure.

[MattJack]

Damn, the end to this story sucked.

Can you lie and make up a better one Chojin?

[Chojin]

JAMESMAN, THE PRESIDENT IS IN DANGER. HE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY TERRORISTS.

NO.

YES. AND YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN SAVE HIM.

WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO.

FIRST YOU MUST DELETE YOUR RECENT I-MOCKERY POSTS SO THEY CAN'T IDENTIFY YOU.

WITHIN THE HOUR.

[MattJack]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/24_split_clock_screenshot.jpg

[Matt Harty]

hahahaha

I don't understand what deleting posts outside of the thread in question would prove. I guess it's just a way to draw attention to the fact he left. Which it did hence this thread. Good job. attention is attention I guess, even if it is negative.

[Zomboid]

Yeah that really sucked. I had kinda hoped he'd ran away from home or something.

[Lenor]

Wait, what in hell was Matt talking about earlier? How would you know if it was actually chuck posting under noob3 all those times? And if Matt wasn't under matt's name, then who was?

Who invented skittles, why did theycancel 'Freaks and Geeks', do the four bloody horsemen of the Apocalypse really exist, and why do I not have any fucking soda?

Enough about this James shit, I kept my mouth shut long enough about it all and Tera's right. Go ask her, Eric your noncooperation was doubtfully the reason. He doesn't feel up to being on the board right now. Get over it, we all go through it at one point or another. Maybe not chojin. But were not talking about him are we?

[Chojin]

When I don't feel like using the internet, I go do something else. What I don't do is delete all of my posts.

[Terra]

yes but then again, look at the fuss it has stirred up. james is a pro. long live james

[Esuohlim]

look at the fuss it has stirred up.

Is this why you're trying to take credit for it

[Terra]

Is this why you're trying to take credit for it

no. i take no credit for james doing what he did. nor his initial outburst. i made one last post on that thread, one that was solely for him. i thought his pictures were cool, though.

i did not begin a thread wringing my hands over why he left, for the time being. but then again i'm not a pussyfart like you. :posh

[Esuohlim]

I didn't create this thread to point out that he left, I created it to point out that he wasted time editting over 100 of his posts.

And I already mentioned that he's been posting on SA so he didn't quit the internet all together, either.

[Lenor]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d19/lenore00/ifyourhappy.jpg

[Terra]

I didn't create this thread to point out that he left, I created it to point out that he wasted time editting over 100 of his posts.

And I already mentioned that he's been posting on SA so he didn't quit the internet all together, either.

you know milhouse? you're a good friend that sticks by his internet buddies and never points out their flaws.

you're a whiny, limp wristed, drama queen pustule and this is why the internet is the only place you'll ever receive popularity. :posh

but then again...so am i...:pirate

[Terra]

............>:

[Esuohlim]

Pfft as far as I know James never liked me anyway. What the hell are you talking about.

"Limp-wristed" is becoming very overused too, by the way. Seek a new weak repetitive insult.

[Sacks]

How about shallow-bladdered?

[MattJack]

Abruh-Kadabruh, urine trouble!

[Esuohlim]

Sacks that's using the ol' noodle!

Any adjective-noun combination works too!

[Terra]

Pfft as far as I know James never liked me anyway. What the hell are you talking about.

"Limp-wristed" is becoming very overused too, by the way. Seek a new weak repetitive insult.

i'm pretty sure i've never used "limp wristed" on you. >:

[MattJack]

that sounds like a bad stripper move.

She's all whispering in your ear,
"For another $20 I'll use the Limp Wrist on you baby."

[MattJack]

and then I'm all,

"Guh I've already given you all my twenties! WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!"

[Terra]

that sounds like a bad stripper move.

She's all whispering in your ear,
"For another $20 I'll use the Limp Wrist on you baby."

:lol nuthin like newahleens!

[MattJack]

and then she's all,

"Cause my vagina has knives in it and I can never love a man. It is my curse."

Then a memory sequence happens

[MattJack]

Everyone sees in the memory sequence that she had a boy she loved all through high school. They were happy and when the night of prom came, they decided to do the deed.

Her vagino-knives chopped off his manhood and killed him. Which led to her running away and becoming a stripper because it makes her feel like somebody actually wants her by giving her any type of attention.

[MattJack]

Then it flashes back to me and the stripper. Sorry.

The stripper and I.

I'm all,
"Well,..well, you do have a point, but, I feel so bad now. Let's leave this place and I'll take you to a really nice resturaunt.. It's the least I can do."

[MattJack]

So we arrive at Denny's and have a splendid Grand Slam Breakfast.

She says,
"Wow, no other guy has ever let me have 2 glasses of orange juice AND an extra plate of pancakes." as she plays with her weave.

I smile and say,
"Let's get outta here."

[MattJack]

On the way to the car, a mugger comes out from around another car. He smells like a bowling alley, so I know he means business.

As I try to get my wallet, the stripper eats his hand holding the weapon with her vagino-snatch.

She saved my life.

[MattJack]

We arrive at the stripclub.

"Well this is I guess where we say good-bye, it.., it was really nice MattJack."

I pause, thinking about how she just saved my life with her death snatch. All that I could say was,

"You're still a stripper, get out of my fucking car."

[MattJack]

The End.

[Terra]

:lol
awesome story matt! told in the first person account of somebody that has been saved by a snaggle snatch!

and not the first time, i'll wager?

[MattJack]

actually not the first time I've been saved by a stripper, but first time I've been saved by a crime fighting stripper

[Terra]

and there are so few of us left