WAR AGAINST THE MUSTACHES!!!

[Noodles]

This is a thread to describe your hatred against this evil facial hair that has recently been invading the boards!

[Womti]

GERALDO JUST WOKE UP ONE DAY AND HAD FORGOTTEN TO SHAVE

[Sacks]

I'm for it.

[Noodles]

For what...?

[kahljorn]

guys i shaved my facial hair ;o

facial hair is for people with big square heads or for people who want to look like they have big square heads

[Matt Harty]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/roostah/mustahcehhehe.jpg

do not fight it

[noob3]

AMEN KAHLJORN why would anyone join in a trend that womti is the leader of? :lol u homos

[Matt Harty]

haha yeah we should join the suck up to dense girls on the internet cause its the closest you'll ever get to a vagina trend :lol

[noob3]

matt i am sorry you don't know what it's like to defend a friend or too! maybe one day, somwhere, you will have a friend to defend! and they will get made fun of? and then what, do you team up with the dumbfucks and make fun of your friend? you don't keep friends like that, you pussy

[Matt Harty]

my friends arent retarded so i dont have to constantly dumb myself down when i defend them. i let my friends know when they're wrong. but i know your life would be over if lenor ever blocked you on aim. so i guess i understand that you need to defend all you've got :(

[noob3]

yes my life would be so over, matt! i just don't know what i'd do, first thing that comes to my mind is suicide!

[Matt Harty]

oh no don't commit suicide man i was just kidding! oh wait you were being sarcastic! haha WHOA you got me there i was worried for a second

[noob3]

call 911

[Matt Harty]

wait dont!

[noob3]

I AM DYEING OF AN ILLEAGAL OVER DOSE OF SUICIDE

[Matt Harty]

he died a virgin :( RIP noob3

[noob3]

what about that time i give you rectal rabies

[Matt Harty]

one of your many wet dreams

[noob3]

dude but u tried to take me to ppls court for the perscription bill and the whole time u kept bitching that ur butt was frothing :(

[Matt Harty]

haha remember that time i told you if you tucked your penis between your legs and fingered yourself that itd count as losing your virginiity? well i lied dude stop doing that shit :lol

[noob3]

i told u i got an erection half way and it didnt work :( :( :(

[kahljorn]

the leader of the bearded homos is WOMTI? You guys could've picked a better role-model for hairy beardness than a homeless person. those guys always have dirty disgusting non-cool beards that smell bad.

I bet all of you bearded homo zealots wish you could have a dirty filthy beard that's full of rotting waffles -- disgusting.

[noob3]

kahl will u let me lose my virginity on ur butthole plz so matt will quit making fun of me :(

[Matt Harty]

i love you im just not in love with you

[kahljorn]

if you don't mind your cock being strangled to death by my jungle of ass hair.

[kahljorn]

I HAVE A RABBIT TAIL.

[noob3]

we can shave that it together it will be some intimate bonding i mean we make love not just fuck that is so disgusting!!!

[kahljorn]

I've been growing t his thing since i was 12 I'm not about to give it up for a man.

[kahljorn]

SORRY YOURE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE WItH NO RELIGOUS VOWS OF NONASSSHAVING.

[noob3]

we can give you some weave

[GADZOOKS]

I agree with Noob3, this fad stinks! Beards are the place to be.

(source: willie)

[kahljorn]

whatever, in five years asshair and chaps will be in and you guys will all be dying your ass hair and styling it to try to make it sexy and they will probably sell fake faces to put on your ass and they will come only in cartoon varieties.

[MattJack]

yalls are assholes. Mustaches are so damn hot, my d*ck can't stand it!

[MattJack]

By the way, Irish Car Bombs are better than you. Yes I did enjoy my night tonight thnx

[kahljorn]

you only think mustaches are sexy because you grow mustache shaped toupees out of the small of your back and sell them to cancer children you fucking mustache conman you think that shit covers all of their head are you trying to create a race of mohawk mustache cancer radiated children fuck you i hate you mattjackcarjackmcbombface fuck you again good night.

[MattJack]

I can't grow body hair :( I have like, let me count... yeah 15 hairs on my chest.

[kahljorn]

whatever woman

WHORE

WHORE

WHORE

YOU FUCKING WHORE

lol jk

[kahljorn]

i have like seven hairs on my chest and i used to be pretty hairless then all of a sudden my belly started growing toupees like crazy.

[kahljorn]

I'm going to bed :(

[MattJack]

man my do you ever get just a random long hair here and there?

[kahljorn]

not really here and there usually they are in the vicinity of other man hairs.

[MattJack]

oh. Me either. :(

[Womti]

SO WHO THE FUCK IS WATCHGING ME

[Goat Cheese]

i told u i got an erection half way and it didnt work :( :( :(

as if you could get an erection

[Womti]

HAY
ANSWER MY QUESTION

[Goat Cheese]

SO WHO THE FUCK IS WATCHGING ME

http://www.dailypepper.com/mt/archives/rockwell.bmp

[Fathom Zero]

You and me, Goat Cheese, we on da same wave-length.

[kahljorn]

buncha cheezits posting onthis message board!

[Fathom Zero]

Maybe if you quit attracting the gay community Kahl-whore-n.

[kahljorn]

I don't see how that alleviates the problem of you being cheezy fags, fag-o. ;o

[kahljorn]

CHEESY FAGODICK WITH COCKTAIL SAUCE AND CLUB CRACKERS

[kahljorn]

HAMFAGGER W/CHEESE AND A DIET COCKA-COLA WITH LARGE PENIS FRIES.

SUPERSIZE FOR 35 CENTS


NO THANKS I DONT WANT TO GET FAT ON FAGS

[kahljorn]

You know what's weird is I never use the words fag or gay as an insult.
one time i said, "That's gay" about something and this girl got all emotional and butthurt and we stopped talking. She was a fag martyr, PLAIN, NO CHEESE, NO PICKLES, ONLY A SIX INCH THICK TOMATO AND A WET PATTIE MAYONAISE.

[kahljorn]

I'm insulting you with food and making a lot of posts :(

[Fathom Zero]

YOU LIKE DICK.

[kahljorn]

NUH UH U DO

[Womti]

I DONT LIKE DICK :( :( :(

[Noodles]

People with mustaches like dick womti!!!

[Goat Cheese]

DONT MAKE ME TAKE OFF MY BELT LENOR!

[Womti]

OH HELLS NO

[arg_zombies]

I'M GAY BECAUSE IT'S COOL >:

[arg_zombies]

I'M GAY BECAUSE IT'S COOL >:

[Womti]

I'M GAY BECAUSE I WAS RAPED >: >:

[kahljorn]

he said it twice it must be true

[arg_zombies]

I'M GAY BECAUSE IT'S COOL >: