View Full Version : If you had a band, what would you name it?
Apr 5th, 2007, 07:06 PM
Or if you have a band, what is its name?
I'd name it The Situation or Swollen Gourd or something and be ultra popular and make bajillions of dollars.
Apr 5th, 2007, 10:49 PM
Jesus christ and the hillbillies for classic folk jazz music.
JESUS CHRIST CUNTLIES
Apr 5th, 2007, 10:54 PM
N*gger Susan's Good Time Band
Apr 5th, 2007, 11:24 PM
i would name my band "void" and our first album would be titled "where prohibited"
Apr 5th, 2007, 11:25 PM
WHOOPS THERE ALREADY IS A BAND W/ THAT NAME >:
Apr 6th, 2007, 02:28 AM
If you had a band, what would you name it?
Margret Thatcher and The Soul Searchers
we'd be a soul/funk band that gets all the peoples on the dance floor
Apr 6th, 2007, 03:02 AM
Apr 6th, 2007, 03:10 AM
don't abbreviate this band name, you jerks, leave it the way it's written (or i'm gonna knife you)
Apr 6th, 2007, 03:36 AM
Bad Smell Air
Nigga an de n*ggerz
Apr 6th, 2007, 04:45 AM
The Sleezeball Barbaloots (I'll be happily surprised if anyone knows what a barbaloot is. This one never existed but I still love that name.)
Lamentable Plight (This Ultra DethGothMetal band made one super-rare recording before breaking up aka Kyle's mom came home.)
The Dagger City Hate Crew (DCHC is a 50sXcore punk rock explosion!)
Apr 6th, 2007, 05:09 AM
Apr 6th, 2007, 06:23 AM
Pace yourself Seth
Apr 6th, 2007, 07:46 PM
Apr 9th, 2007, 01:10 AM
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Apr 9th, 2007, 01:38 AM
or bloody punch kick
guys i think that one is really good
Apr 9th, 2007, 11:02 AM
The Singed Spareribs
Apr 9th, 2007, 11:46 PM
i like bloody punch kick..
that "The Dagger City Hate Crew" reminds me of the name of a band but i can't remember who :(
Apr 10th, 2007, 01:15 AM
Not those dicks the Cobra City Rollers I hope.
Apr 10th, 2007, 03:50 PM
I'd name it "Nokturnal Baphomet", scream a lot about satan and play every single song by myself in my dad's garage. I can't really play a single instrument, but that never slowed down any shitty lo-fi black metal band before.
Apr 10th, 2007, 11:44 PM
I'd make an all-female band and name Vagina Dentata or something.
Apr 11th, 2007, 02:12 AM
lol no but it might have had city or devil in it
Apr 11th, 2007, 02:25 AM
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Apr 11th, 2007, 08:47 PM
I didn't know so many of you were into Noise Grind.
Apr 11th, 2007, 09:13 PM
Apr 11th, 2007, 10:01 PM
How about Full Cuntal Nudity, or Cunted Growth. Treasure Cunt. Headcunters. Cunt of the Litter. Five Finger Discunt. Mancunt. The Cunt for Red October. Alright I'm spent.
Apr 11th, 2007, 10:02 PM
Oh.. oh wait.... The Cunt of Monte Cristo. Alright there we go.
Apr 11th, 2007, 10:41 PM
cunt your blessings, cunt and center, cunting down the thames, chicago cuntlery
Apr 11th, 2007, 10:45 PM
big game cunter, cunt the wumpus, jungle cunt, the wrath of cunt
Apr 11th, 2007, 11:47 PM
Apr 12th, 2007, 12:11 AM
Apr 12th, 2007, 12:12 AM
(this is hte name of my boy band)
Apr 12th, 2007, 12:53 AM
Apr 12th, 2007, 02:25 AM
(this is hte name of my boy band)
Is it a skinhead boy band? This could be the greatest joke you've ever told. Choose wisely.
Apr 16th, 2007, 04:34 AM
yes that is funnys
MY ultra awesome death/thrash band made up of 30 year olds that should NOT be playing metal is
then my hipster indi post rock band would be
Blood hand Calligraphy...............man
Apr 21st, 2007, 02:33 AM
Satan's Ballsack in a Skillet.
Of course abbreviated we would be Satan's BIAS, oh man, I am all philosophical and shit.
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