THE "CREATE A HORRIFIC XMAS TREE!" CONTEST!

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/contests/black-xmas/xmas-dvd.jpg
THE "CREATE A HORRIFIC XMAS TREE!" CONTEST!

I-Mockery's latest contest is tied in with the release of "Black Christmas (Unrated)" (the remake) on DVD. Though I never saw the original version of the movie which is supposed to be really good, I had a great time when I saw this movie in the theater. It's filled with plenty o' deaths and goes way over-the-top with the dark humor. Definitely one of the more entertaining horror comedies I've seen in recent times.

So, for I-Mockery's latest contest, I want you to design the most horrific Christmas tree you can come up with. All you have to do is photoshop whatever kinds of horrific decorations you want onto a picture of a Christmas tree (if you don't have photoshop, just use whatever image editing program you like). Just think about anything in life that horrifies you and how you could turn it into decorations on a tree. It doesn't have to be just stuff from horror movies, it can be anything you find scary. I'll be interested to see what horror top your tree. ho, ho, ho.

And if you need a tree to decorate, here's one you can use:

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/contests/black-xmas/black-xmas.jpg
If you don't like this tree, feel free to use any others you can find pictures of or draw one of your own.

One lucky winner will receive a brand new copy of the Black Christmas Unrated DVD! That's all there is to it. Just choose any decorations you like and add them onto the tree! As always, if you have any questions, feel free to ask.

RULES:

-To participate, you must register an account on these forums (if you don't already have one) and post your entries in this thread.

-Once the contest is over, myself and the other staff members will vote on the entries! First place winner will receive a brand new copy of the Black Christmas Unrated DVD.

-Entries will be judged on creativity and humor.

-Whether you win or not, your entries will be put on display for everybody to enjoy.

-Enter as many times as you like!

Ok that's it. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Good luck to all of you!

This contest ends 5/15/07.

[arg_zombies]

What's the difference between the rated and the unrated version? :(

[arg_zombies]

Looks like I'll be first to post ;)

This scares me :(
http://aycu15.webshots.com/image/14814/2002655484728569159_rs.jpg

[Mockery]

Well there are deleted scenes, 3 alternate endings and some documentary type videos on it. I'm not sure if there is anything else on the DVD that wasn't shown in the theatrical release. I only saw the movie in theaters and haven't had a chance to watch my DVD copy of it yet. Been too busy working on the site as usual heheh. Wouldn't surprise me if there's some extra gore in there though.

[arg_zombies]

Been too busy working on the site as usual heheh.

I'm sure you have :conspiracy

[arg_zombies]

THE TREE OF DEATH >:
So evil, it set itself on fire
http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/13413/2003346369159308215_rs.jpg

[macroidtoe]

Ahhh, I've got a couple of ideas, although one of them will involve dragging the Christmas tree up out of the basement... not sure how I'll explain that one to the family.

[arg_zombies]

And finally.....
The "Classic" electric tree..... with someone being sliced in the background :eek
http://aycu35.webshots.com/image/13594/2003919624467190794_rs.jpg

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/langoliertree.jpg

[Obscurus Lupa]

http://www.geocities.com/cbpatches2001/horrortree1.jpg

That boy has some bad encouragement.

[Obscurus Lupa]

Oh, and this.

http://www.geocities.com/cbpatches2001/horrortree2.jpg

FORK TREE!!!

[arg_zombies]

How is this not the scariest ting... ever?!

The 'Aquaman' Tree

He can smell the Dolphins
http://aycu37.webshots.com/image/13676/2004630402824440411_rs.jpg

[arg_zombies]

The annoying thing is that I have loads of ideas, just I don't wanna be flooding the competiton :lol

[fatman in a little coat]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j270/hendrxson/evil_x-mas_tree.gif

[arg_zombies]

Rog, you pushed me to this!

This is actually lingering in my mind and I know it'll haunt my dreams tonight....

http://img297.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cassidyjacksongb1.gif

[Guarmar]

And finally.....
The "Classic" electric tree..... with someone being sliced in the background :eek
http://aycu35.webshots.com/image/13594/2003919624467190794_rs.jpg


oh yeah... this ones good. :blah

[mando]

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/5788/blackxmasnz7.gif

[arg_zombies]

oh yeah... this ones good. :blah

Mate, until you actually post something which is RELEVANT to threads, please shut up.

Thank you for your time


P.S. stop fucking stalking me you internet perv! >:

[Obscurus Lupa]

http://www.geocities.com/cbpatches2001/horrortree3.jpg

[!!!freddy!!!krueger!!!]

http://a846.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/m_3b23e1b9b183b50704878132d629f46d.jpg

i was gonna add more but i thought i might enter one more time with my other ideas.

[!!!freddy!!!krueger!!!]

http://a846.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_3b23e1b9b183b50704878132d629f46d.jpg

hres a bigger one. sorry

[Obscurus Lupa]

Love the name, dude. ;)

[arg_zombies]

Just you wait.
http://aycu20.webshots.com/image/13899/2005588104363506910_rs.jpg

[Obscurus Lupa]

There are so many unused racist jokes for the title there. :(

[arg_zombies]

Don't want to step over the line though :\

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/blackchristmas.gif

what are you guys talking about

[executioneer]

THE HORROR OF RACISM, YOU GUYS

[Obscurus Lupa]

LOL I want a light-up watermelon.

[arg_zombies]

I WANT THAT TREE IN MY ROOM RIGHT NOW :eek

[!!!freddy!!!krueger!!!]

http://a889.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/l_bec74bdc81641b76b682a3ef47aed748.jpg

[arg_zombies]

That reminds of that book/film with the little plastic indians and cowboys coming to life :eek

[globule23]

Hi guys and gals, I just love everything ebbydoddy bin doin' for the contest(s) past and present, so I thought Id finally give my 2 cents even though my photoshoping sucks, I can draw a crappy picture, scan it , http://farm1.static.flickr.com/192/475397875_3c8030072c_m.jpg and color whithin the lines. here ya go kids!

[globule23]

p.s. Im sorry but I havent posted on a message board since they were called bbs's and I had a c64 so please excuse my dumbassedness. (i.e. not too sure what Im doing)

[Aaron der Schaedel]

This one is scary because if Spiderman wins, there'll be no more Christmas.

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7606/blackchristmascontestag5.jpg

[zombified]

This tree should strike sheer terror
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s157/MrMcChronic/black-xmas-entry.jpg

[!!!freddy!!!krueger!!!]

http://a971.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/17/l_234808a0ed8951be8f418c308a883a42.jpg

[Gregorio Wilhelm III]

This is my entry. The most horrific Christmas tree in the history of the universe! I strongly advise the faint of heart and the faint of butt to leave the room at this time.
OK, I warned you! Presenting...
THE CHO ANIKI CHRISTMAS TREE!
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/441/horrificchristmastreecz0.png

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/6964/xmaswm8.jpg

[arg_zombies]

That's pretty cool :eek

[MarioRPG]

Wuh? A serious entry?

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Actually, I find it hilarious. But that's just me.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Is this more acceptable?
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/6098/flamingtreekh6.gif

[Gregorio Wilhelm III]

MAYBE.

Seriously, I'm terrified of my own entry

[!!!freddy!!!krueger!!!]

that upside down one is pretty funny

[Supafly345]

God dammit, before I even had a chance to make anything.

[arg_zombies]

Actually, I find it hilarious. But that's just me.

Now you said that, I looked back at it, and it made me laugh :lol

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/5540/blackxmas2eh5.jpg
The irony here is that while a child may be willing to lose a hand in claiming his new Wii, the Wii-mote requires both hands to wield effectively.

[arg_zombies]

Stop Winning :tear

[Zomboid]

HEY J, THAT SCARY LOOKING PICTURE (YOU KNOW THE ONE, LOL!), THIS IS MY COMMENT FOR IT:

Winner.

[Mockery]

Much better, Zomboid. :lol2

[Grislygus]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n157/grislygus/HolyGhostGame.gif

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/7619/blackpopxmasuu1.gif
What's up daddio?

[!!!freddy!!!krueger!!!]

http://a570.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/48/l_edaea51aa416b28470c9476c35001d41.jpg

[!!!freddy!!!krueger!!!]

NOTE: If you move your head down the little boy (toshio) will disapear. Also if you are wondering who the woman in the center of the tree is. She is from Ju-On: The Grudge which is the original japanese one and is incredibly more scarier than the english remake. I suggest you see it.

[!!!freddy!!!krueger!!!]

That tree up the top is cruel.

[arg_zombies]

Eh.

I'll try another when my motivation returns.

[Wiffle Bat]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/T4ch4n/magictree.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/T4ch4n/magictree.jpg)

These trees are so evil that they have caused 73% of all driving fatalities, from people getting distracted by them hanging on their rear-view mirror. They compell you as they daintily swing around on their string fastener before you realize, you are on a headon collision with a 18 wheeler. then its too late.

[arg_zombies]

I did say I lacked motivation


and that I did


so I went onto photoshop and DREW some trees of evilness:tear (I'm cheap like that)

http://aycu38.webshots.com/image/14877/2001349404289213025_rs.jpg
^ This one is shit, I was just pissing around :\

http://aycu17.webshots.com/image/16376/2001337578219540142_rs.jpg
^ Again, shit. Again, just pissing around.



http://aycu06.webshots.com/image/16605/2001362566416713854_rs.jpg

[!!!freddy!!!krueger!!!]

I dont know why i bother making trees. All you guys are way better than me. If you look at your trees and compare them to mine. Yours are gold. My ones SUCK!!!

[!!!freddy!!!krueger!!!]

Im gonna have one last go. Then i give up.

[!!!freddy!!!krueger!!!]

This will be my Last tree. And this is for aussies. Over here there is a commercial about australians are going to different countries and people all over the world are preparing all these aussie inventions and one gay guy makes a vegemite stack and so i made a tree out of vegemite jars. Yeah this ones crap.

[!!!freddy!!!krueger!!!]

This will be my Last tree. And this is for aussies. Over here there is a commercial about australians are going to different countries and people all over the world are preparing all these aussie inventions and one gay guy makes a vegemite stack and so i made a tree out of vegemite jars. Yeah this ones crap.http://a722.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/l_2d0e817c6c486a858b8bbd8a385c6069.jpg

[arg_zombies]

Heh

Don't worry mate,

Nobody really expects to win these :p

:imock

[!!!freddy!!!krueger!!!]

LAST DAY. GET YOUR ENTRIES IN!!!

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9408/monsterunderthebed2xw1.jpg

[!!!freddy!!!krueger!!!]

That boogey tree is pretty funny but not that funny.

[arg_zombies]

That boogey tree is pretty funny but not that funny.

Boogey tree?

[!!!freddy!!!krueger!!!]

when is the winner going to be announced?

[Grislygus]

Everyone already got a pm announcing the winner. It went to "Fatman in a Little Coat", due to brilliant social commentary. Learn to check your inbox.

[Mockery]

We'll be voting on the winner soon and the results will be posted in this thread, so keep a look out for it. More contests coming soon too!

[arg_zombies]

Pray that i-mock never runs out of free competition things! :eek

[Guarmar]

Pray that i-mock never runs out of free competition things! :eek

i pray that you will come to your sense and stop with all the gay posts! :maul

[Obscurus Lupa]

Looking forward to seeing the results! Thanks for holding these awesome contests. I love seeing what people come up with.

[arg_zombies]

i pray that you will come to your sense and stop with all the gay posts! :maul

You're not really of much use to the forums, seeing as you'e only posted 5 times... and all of them aimed at me.
Get a life mate.

[Mockery]

Ok all the votes are in and the winner of our contest is..............


J. Tithonus Pednaud!
http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/6964/xmaswm8.jpg

Congrats to J. on a job extremely well done, the vote for your tree was unanimous amongst all four judges. Please send me a PM with your full name and mailing address info so I can send your DVD prize out to you.

Big thanks to all of you who turned in some entries. Definitely seeing improvements in arg_zombies' entries and Grislygus, Max wanted me to let you know he loved the Langoliers reference. Also, for the record, Willie's entry made me laugh more than anything. The horrors of racism! :o

[arg_zombies]

Improving?

Sir, I object! :eek

[Protoclown]

I enjoyed quite a few of your entries, Arg_Zombies.

[arg_zombies]

Proto, you need to see a doctor - I didn't :p

[Myla]

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/8375/62607915sy3.jpg

[arg_zombies]

lol a bit late

[Obscurus Lupa]

Man, I was hoping to win with Fork Tree. Maybe next time!

[Obscurus Lupa]

Man, I was hoping to win with Fork Tree. Maybe next time!