ITS NOOB3's BIRtHDAY

[kahljorn]

hippy birthday :lol just kidding those guys stink

[Black Flag]

zing!!

[noob3]

kahljorn is just upset because i declined his invitation to butt sex

SORRY KAHL

[kahljorn]

yea well i guess if blackfag (racist/sexist/homophobic in one word beat that jerks) hadn't already given you 21 anal virginity piercings i might've had a chance but it's ok i dont want to stand in the way of love or the recuperation of your anal muscles ;(

maybe when you're renewed and a little fresher you know we can give it a try i don't want to wear you out on your first night

also i wasn't upset i was genuinly congratulating you for gaining a new level!

[noob3]

:lol i f i wasnt so drunk id kick your ass hank hill style boy

[kahljorn]

sorry, lover :(

[noob3]

man if there's 1 mocker i havnt had gay cyber sex with it's black flag

[kahljorn]

that's alright when you have the real thing

[noob3]

so u know from experience? loool

[Chojin]

switching to all-range mode

[kahljorn]

you don't need to be experienced to know that real sex is superior to cyber sex ;o

it's a priori dude

[noob3]

i had sex one time

it's true

[ItalianStereotype]

CARRIER HAS ARRIVED

[noob3]

I would quote somthing but I ONLY PLAYED ZERG BITCHES

Waraaashk!

that's a hydralisk ;)

[ItalianStereotype]

SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS

[noob3]

Warraashk

that's a overlord ;)

[ItalianStereotype]

WE REQUIRE MORE WARRASSHK

[noob3]

gurgling noises

that's the hatchery

eggs hatching noises

ur zerlings are done

EEEYWAAAOUR (zerglings are born & ready to battle)

[noob3]

I REMEMBER A LINE

YOU CALL DOWN THE THUNDER NOW U REAP THE WHIRLWIND *darth vader noise*

[noob3]

i will go buy starcraft RIGHT NOW and beat ANYONE

[ItalianStereotype]

FWOOZH that's my zealots beating up your hatchery sqwarch

CARRIER HAS ARRIVED FWEEN FWEEN FWEENFWEEN PYOOSH PYOOSH

POWER OVERWHELMING

yeah dawg what now

[noob3]

are you joking

[ItalianStereotype]

no dude I'm in the game where are you

[noob3]

all your stuff is dyeing & you hope i don find ur 1 pylon

game over i found that shit and now my zerglings are scraping it with their razor claws

its on fire now

gg KEKE ^_^

[ItalianStereotype]

uh

POWER OVERWHELMING

[noob3]

owned birthday power #1

[Sam]

GUYS I JUST ROLLED UP WITH SOME SEIGE TANKS

WHAT'S UP

[kahljorn]

not much just chillin
underground yo

thats the spot!

[noob3]

guardians, muts

ur tanks are dead

my lings are having sex with ur miners

[ItalianStereotype]

THE MERGING IS COMPLETE
THE MERGING IS COMPLETE
THE MERGING IS COMPLETE
THE MERGING IS COMPLETE
THE MERGING IS COMPLETE
THE MERGING IS COMPLETE
THE MERGING IS COMPLETE

ARCHONS > SIEGE TANKS

[Sam]

THIS PLACE SEEMS PRETTY CHILL.

I'M GONNA LAND AN ACADEMY HERE AND BUILD SOME BUNKERS.

[noob3]

actually responding to siege tanks on a message board with "guardians, muts" is like saying "CARRIERS WIN LOL"

siege tanks+goliaths > guardians/muts

terran is overpowered

I know cuz i was bad addicted to starcraft ;(

[ItalianStereotype]

uh g2g guys bio

[noob3]

chobo :x

[Sam]

kekekekekekekekeke

[Sam]

FOLLOW ME HIPPIES I AM THE DOPE MAN

[noob3]

zealots in my base zealots in my base

[Sam]

STAND BY TO REVISIT THE STONE AGE.

[Sam]

FIREBATS ARE READY

[noob3]

tongue noise

[kahljorn]

I am the eggman :(

[Sam]

I'M IN THE PIPE, FIVE FIVE FIVE

[noob3]

arn't firebats always smoking a monster bleazy

[Sam]

YEAH BUT THEY CALL IT STIMPACKS SO THAT THE PARENTS DON'T GET MAD

[Sam]

KERRIGAN NOOOOO

[kahljorn]

are you guys working on starcraft 3? ;9

[kahljorn]

the bible is fucking crazy and ridiculous. I'm reading it for class.

but i got my title from there :( it's pretty sly.

[executioneer]

h8 starecraft >: >: >: >:

[MrAdventure]

im building a ton of t rex at the hatchery and i cast a spell to make him stronger

[MrAdventure]

get it im playing a different game in the same genre haha

[Wiffle Bat]

Happy bithday! A job well done on surviving the rigors of life and reaching your ripe age!

[kahljorn]

that guy is playing the dinosaur game called paraworld or something!
I'm a detective.
i know it's true because he said he's casting spells!

[Goat Cheese]

Hoppy Birthday.

you powerpuff girl lover.

[FartinMowler]

Happy Birthday Noob3

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