HAPPY KANAMARA DAY EVERYONE!

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

Now I'm not Shinto but this is the coolest festival of all time.

The story starts that a long time ago in Japan there was a hot girl. Who had a demon.....in her vagina..... kinda like that chick on Drawn Together. Anyway her first husband tried to bone her... and it BIT HIS WANG OFF! BUt she was so hot another guy married her and tried to bone her. It bit his off too. So she went to Shinto shrine, the one all the hookers used to pray against STDs and asked the priest, who made an iron dildo and used it to break the demon's teeth, Then I think HE boned her.

Anyway this time every year the Japanese celebrate the festival of the steel wang. They use it to raise money for a HIV research. This is celebrated by making penis shaped foods carrying penis idols and taking a hot Asian school girl, and making her ride a Penis idol like the guy from Dr. Strangelove. THis day is also popular for penis shaped lollipops and ice cream.

http://i10.tinypic.com/2qnblmc.gif + http://www.thejapanfaq.com/kogyaru2.jpg =http://fionnaigh.orcon.net.nz/kanamara2.jpg


This is wrong on at LEAST 3 different levels that I can tell. One of which is she is not sharing her wangsicle with her little sister.
http://www.pantherhouse.com/newshelton/wp-content/uploads/icecream.jpg

[Evil Robot]

Theres a guy in the background of one of the photos. This man is wearing a mask to prevent contracting airborne diseases.

[MisSFiT]

Why is this country so sexally repressed. Could you imagine walking out of your front door into a penis festival.

Maybe there wouldn't be so many pervs.

[executioneer]

NOT SAFE FOR WORK TAG, PLZ >:

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

Why is this country so sexually repressed. Could you imagine walking out of your front door into a penis festival.

Maybe there wouldn't be so many pervs.
Japan's child rape rate isn't as high as the US but it's still pretty high for a civilized country.

[Dr. Boogie]

So, the US's child rape rate is extremely high for a civilized country?

[Supafly345]

I dunno, studies have tried to connect the coorelation between the fact that we are the most sexually censored and our highest sex crime rate together without finding cause. As if it has nothing to do with the fact that people here are raised thinking they are allowed to do whatever the hell they want.

[MisSFiT]

The high sex crime rate and the US having a very sexually repressed(censored) society is the correlation.
Legalize prostitution, well, that would fix that part of the "sex crimes"
As for child rape and things like that,well those people are just sick basards that only a little pill(sometimes) and alot of counseling can control, but not fix.

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

The Saudi's simply legalized it. Marry the 8 year old.

[Grislygus]

Japan's child rape rate isn't as high as the US but it's still pretty high for a civilized country.


REPORTED child rape.

[executioneer]

why the hell does this still not mention that it is nsfw in the title

[Mockery]

As for child rape and things like that,well those people are just sick basards that only a little pill(sometimes) and alot of counseling can control, but not fix.
Yeah, a "pill" that can be found in the barrel of a gun. >:

[Courage the Cowardly Dog]

Desire to rape a child = counseling, mental hospital, and pills
Already raped = shoot him after fat prison cell mate rapes him back.

[MisSFiT]

Desire to rape a child=slit your wrists and save everybody the agony of trying to right the wrongs that made you a crazy peice of shit in the first place.

[Lenor]

And this is why I'll have lots of business after college!

Cause of you crazy people with your super fetishes!

[Seven Force]

i thought this was "go fuck yourself, courage" day

[Seven Force]

this is where i would say something gay like "oh hahaha wait that is EVERYDAY" but i think there should be a special day of the year where everyone collectively shits on you for being such a creepy japanophile emo dickrammer

[Seven Force]

you are probably not homosexual but i know for a fact that you have tasted dick before

[Seven Force]

i can tell by the hair cut

[Seven Force]

that dazed look on your face is prolly cause you are thinking about a redwood forest of dicks

[Lenor]

Brian, Lay off the poor kid; he most likely can't even get DICK if he wanted too.

Why do you think he makes up these stories?

To compensate for what he is missing in life; A REAL ONE!

[Seven Force]

you are right

look at the first pic

its almost as if he wants to go brokeback on a big dick

[Seven Force]

he is living vicariously through internet gifs

[executioneer]

happy eating a dick day everyone eat a dick :rolleyes

[Lenor]

Eh' SURE! :sleep

That's not exactly an insult to me..

Finally, being a female pays off on this board:x