I just wanna say...

[Perndog]

Hi everyone, and thanks administration for letting me login with no troubles after being away for years.

Also, Hail Satan, may the Dark Forces smite my enemies, etc. etc. etc.

Edi: Wow, did I really have three thousand posts? What a dork.

[ArrowX]

PERNDOG!! :O

[Terra]

i miss this dawg. shit howdy do!

[Seven Force]

hello there

[kahljorn]

hello fiend of satan

[noob3]

who the fuck r u

[Perndog]

So what did I miss?

[MisSFiT]

I just came back too. When you were here once you just can't get enough.

[AChimp]

Hello Perndog. Have you done anything exciting that I can make a comic about? :)

[FartinMowler]

Perndog :lol I'm guessing you have no girl friend or you're going to lie about having one.

[Seven Force]

So what did I miss?


Well we had a kid on here that pretended to be a lesbian for a year. And I got a cookie. :)

[DuFresne]

You left out the part about you being attracted to said faux lesbian and being broken-hearted with the eventual revelation of the truth.

[Seven Force]

Oh I think everyone knows that part. That's why I left it out. Needless details. It's not like you're an asshole or anything.

[kahljorn]

so did you and spock/guitarwoman ever cyber-do-it?

[Perndog]

Yes, chimp. In fact, I decided it was time to make an appearance specifically because I wanted to subject myself to your expert mockery. I'll meet you in Loveline.

[MisSFiT]

Didn't you used to have the futurama avatar, if not I'm thinking of someone else

[Womti]

you mean mozz?

[DuFresne]

Oh I think everyone knows that part. That's why I left it out. Needless details. It's not like you're an asshole or anything.

Well if he didn't know the part about GW being a guy, one would assume he wouldn't know your relation to him. :rolleyes

[Perndog]

I had a Zoidberg avatar for a while.

[Protoclown]

Good to see ya, Perndog.

[Schimid]

Hi Perndog! How've you been lately? How's Satan, your dark savior and eternal barrier from the warmth of the Lord? Do you still play trumpet? These are the questions that try men's souls!

[Perndog]

I sound the roar of Satan's eternal fury with my TROMBONE! :rock We're playing the Twin Cities parade circuit this summer.

And I now have a 40-hour desk job so I can screw around on the forums without cutting into my free time.

[Protoclown]

Cutting into Satan's free time, I think you mean.

[mburbank]

You were gone? For how long now?

Are you my daughter or that orderly that brings the butterscotch pudding?

[Blue Fox]

longer than me! :)

hello perndog, nice 2 meet u.

would it be possible to join u in ur fellowship of satan? forever following the great lord and master etc.?

[Esuohlim]

I think I called you Corndog once :(

[Perndog]

Kahljorn, I'm disappointed that you're not dead, a girl, or institutionalized yet. Get with the program.

Thanks for the warm welcome, everyone. I love you all.

[MisSFiT]

I only really remember your avatar, but then again my 600 some posts don't compare to your 3000.
Your parents, or Satan must be proud.

[Zhukov]

I remember liking Perndog, but I think I called you a cunt or something. I probably didn't mean it.

[MisSFiT]

I didn't even cry when my grandmother died.

Well, except for when they played the bag pipes, now that was sad.

[kahljorn]

I'm kind of disappointed you're not an immortal internet vampire who sucks verbiage from the manteet of unsuspecting myspace junkies.

[Perndog]

But I am all of that. I just don't talk about it.

[kahljorn]

I wouldn't either. That would be kind of embarrassing.

[MisSFiT]

Wait did you just say "manteet"

I gotta laugh at that one.

[kahljorn]

yes and he admitted that he sucks words out of them to post on message boards!
everything he has said in this thread came from someone's manteet!

disgusting i can't believe we're posting in this thread.

that's like standing in knee-high manteet juice!