NEW ARTICLE: "FAMOUS PIRATES!"

[Mockery]

With the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie coming out this week, it's time for a few swashbucklin' articles, ye scurvy scabs! In this one, Max takes a look at some of the most famous pirates... many of whom are so famous, you've never even heard of 'em!

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NEW ARTICLE: "FAMOUS PIRATES!" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/famous-pirates.php

Enjoy!

[Supafly345]

Talk about blurring the lines between visionary darkness and micro-mocks. I enjoyeth.

[Sethomas]

The legendary Pirate king commanded a small fleet of vessels from the decks of the forty gun "Queen Anne's Revenge" a slang term of the day for Syphillis.

That was superb.

[Protoclown]

Great stuff, Max. I particularly liked the part about Orlando Bloom and you wanting to have sex with Keira Knightly.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

well done, Max...

maybe I'm just really immature, but I giggle like a schoolgirl when I see the word "weiner" in your articles....

:(