Currently Active Users: 143

[Mockery]

Who are all these lurkers that are always lurking about in such a lurkish manner as if they were from the town of lurkerdom?

Show yourselves! :domo

[executioneer]

my guess would be that they are spam bots :(

[AChimp]

It's spambots, which is partly why these forums are running so slowly. We might need to crank up the security settings a bit.

[Mockery]

Can't be all spambots since we get a nice chunk o' traffic coming to the forums constantly from the big link under the "latest" feature on the homepage. But yeah, if you have any security setting tweaks we can update AChimp, send me a PM and lemme know.

[AChimp]

I'll dig around in the admin panel and see what I can find. I'm a bit surprised that vBulletin is letting that kind of stuff pass as easily as phpBB.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Its probably not spam bots. If it were, it would be nothing but 10 pages of

FREE VIAGRA
ENLARGE YOUR PENIS
REAL GIRLS LIVE NOW CLICK HERE

Its Just a bunch of lurkers.

[Googie]

I keep forgetting my password to log in here, that's my fault though. Sorry about that. ^_^'

[executioneer]

Its probably not spam bots. If it were, it would be nothing but 10 pages of

FREE VIAGRA
ENLARGE YOUR PENIS
REAL GIRLS LIVE NOW CLICK HERE

Its Just a bunch of lurkers.

the spambots are busy making new user accounts that they will probably be using in the next six months or so, they delay to avoid any scripts to catch spambots that only look at new users

[MattJack]

WHATEVER IT IS IT MAKES ME MAD BCUZ OF HOW SLOW THIS FORUM RUNZ

[executioneer]

plz welcome our oviously not a spambot newest member random jumble of letters

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=5490

[MattJack]

i H8 u newezt membr who slowz down my imockery forum attntn needz

[KevinTheOmnivore]

So currently it's me online, with 130 "guests".

Are they all robot spiders?

[executioneer]

probably at least 100 of them are

[glowbelly]

electronic spiders :chatter

[gimmidamonii]

Here is proof it's not all spambots. I have been lurking around these forums trying to find one iota of the intelligence displayed by Rog's hilarious articles, but all I find here in the basement are a bunch of "SO-CALLED" haxxors.

Wait is this AthlonOCForums.net

Shit I signed up for the wrong board, what the hell is this site anyway? I used to play NES... when I had baby teeth and could destroy Castlevania in one hour without losing a single life.

Games these days are too easy for geniuses like me, can you write an article about that?

Peace,
The funniest dude on the forums,
GimmiDAMonii

p.s. anybody else on athlonupgradeoverclockforums.biz?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Who the fuck are you? JP from Grandma's Boy?

Cock and balls I have no life.

[Seven Force]

I hate you so much zelda

[kahljorn]

whatever the problem is with slowness, there's 18 people on right now and it still took me like 5 minutes to log in...

[kahljorn]

it took four minutes for that last post to post.

[kahljorn]

stan the mexican mans arms were working for like 2 minutes on that last QUICK post this is just like the express lane at albertsons :rolleyes

now it's going way faster ;o

[Wiffle Bat]

Maybe its a recconaissance task force sent to study our habbits, for when the invasion comes, they will know all our weaknesses! Save the children please!

[executioneer]

gimme da money i'll give you a fist in the face how about that

[kahljorn]

shit nigga i can get a sandwich at subway for 2.50, with comeuppances such as those i don't need your stinky hand sandwich.

[Dr. V]

sometimes it's me. I'm too lazy to log in.

[gimmidamonii]

Who the fuck are you? JP from Grandma's Boy?

Zelda:
no, if u wanna flame me, come up with somethin better, like haxx my ip or somethin at least, p.s. do u need e.z. hax, if u do lets put our differences aside, u can page me at the # below


gimme da money i'll give you a fist in the face how about that

Executioneer:
ur all about the fistin, i'm pretty sure i saw some iranian dude pumpin another guy at redtube.com (i wasn't watchin it, ur mom was, i was lookin' over her shoulder), and the guy gettin pwned kept sayin "I'm executioneer at the i-mockery forums oh oh oh", so i'm pretty sure it was u, p.s. do u need hax

[executioneer]

would you get the fuck off of this message board this message board is for adults

[gimmidamonii]

Oh that's right I forgot, adults don't need to hack. For your info buddy, 67% of nUtCrAcKeRz is adultz!

[gimmidamonii]

btw r u interested in joinin nutcrackerz

[Dr. V]

Ok, who's character is this?

[gimmidamonii]

dude i'm for real i just signed up, i even have a blog creepydudes.blogspot.com (http://creepydudes.blogspot.com) where i talk about my chatz here

[DuFresne]

Since you seem to be not getting it, allow me to explain in your native tounge, Give Me the Money:

stfu evy1 her h8s u u stoopid prik u r so -1337 u pees of shizit

Hope that cleared things up.

[MattJack]

can u teach me how to be a hax0r?

[gimmidamonii]

Well DuFresne would make you think it's as easy as 1337Speek (good 1337speek i must say).

But to truly be a haxxor, step 1 is to watch SwordFish and sign up for that religion by John Travolta.

[MattJack]

But I already signed up for the T-Bird religion by John Travolta :(


















Oh SANDY :(

[MattJack]

Everything.
I'm invisible.
An eraser of love. an erazor of love.
Why dont you call me I feel like flying in two.
Im invisible.
An eraser of love. an erazor of love.
Why dont you call me I feel like flying in two.
An eraser of love. an erazor of love.


http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/bedd390f5a.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Who wants to come over to my house and watch Purple Rain?

:)

[kahljorn]

whoa dude you must have some good drugs to see purple rain :O

that's awesome!

[Dr. V]

Sugar. Water. Purple.

[Chojin]

23 posts of pure comedy, let me tell you.

Gimli has received 92 demerits. Griffindor is ASHAMED.

[gimmidamonii]

should i be scared of the demerits i just received? this is all pure jokes, i dont know whether to actually shut up or not after u all yelled at me, i dont wanna get kicked... (nobody call me a pussy plz) im just tryin' to be funny and friendly, i like u!

Is there anybody on this internet message board that can inform me as to whether I am actually in serious danger of being booted?

I really like I-Mockery and don't want to be kicked, I mean I was one of the original members (I think) of the site. I really like GW, she is really nice, we met in person and had a lot of fun, it actually is a girl btw every1.

And Chojin and I send each other private messages even, well just 1:

Subject: Shut up
Message: shut up, read the forums before you post, you lose 98 points, r u free tonite

What did he mean by the last sentence? In any case, i m free, r u free?

p.s. not to be a broken record or anything.... but (highlite to read, warning, spoilers) i wud like to offer u my pant hax, anybody?

[DuFresne]

Wow, you sure are stupid! :lol

[kahljorn]

"Sugar. Water. Purple."

HOW DO YOU MAKE IT FALL FROM THE SKY FOR ANY LONGER THAN THREE SECONDS AND IN A DIAMETER LARGER THAN LIKE A COUPLE OF FEET?

[Guitar Woman]

They don't give demerits at Hogwarts, poser. :rolleyes

[MattJack]

Gimmi you should talk to Lenor. She is pretty much the most popular person on this board, and coincidentally, the most intelligent.

She will provide you with the best answers.

[Guitar Woman]

Speaking of Lenor, was her getting past the Qualifiers supposed to be funny? Because it wasn't.

[Fathom Zero]

I think gimli deserves a barnstar for the Relentless Pursuit of the Elusive Funny.

[MattJack]

I think Lenor took a bath with a toaster.

You know, multitasking.

[Guitar Woman]

I was totally expecting Zomboid to pop in after my post and go WELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT LOLOLOL

I guess he's not as predictable as I thought!

[Esuohlim]

I think Lenor took a bath with a toaster.

You know, multitasking.

Haha I wouldn't put it past her. :x

[gimmidamonii]

Fathom STOP CALLIN ME GIMLI virus architects have feelings two!!!!

http://www.sega-16.com/Features/Interviews/Tommy%20Tallarico/vol101.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Gimli gimli never gets.

[executioneer]

dude if you really make viruses then i think you should go play on the freeway, for serious

virus-making is easily the scummiest low-life thing a person can do with their time apart from soliciting child prostitutes

[gimmidamonii]

auctioneer: no

female users: who deleted my thread about mattjack, p.s. r u free