unknowledgeable [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

voltaire26

Jun 8th, 2007, 02:41 AM

hello i-mockery ladies and gentleman!!

I am sooooo new to this thread and forum posting. I cringe at the heaps and mounds of evidence available that could prove I've been living under a rock.
Nonetheless I have taken these few baby steps forth into what I hope is a fun filled world of sarcasm and derision for the shape of our culture/media/technopoopy/political/humanitarian existence on its downhill slide to a hell with a starbucks on every corner. Conveniently placed next to any and all facemelting brimstone. I couldn't enjoy my frappaccino any other way.
tips and tricks of the trade always welcome

MattJack

Jun 8th, 2007, 02:50 AM

So do you think that Giambi should talk to George Mitchell?

Cause I really think that Giambi shouldn't talk with Mitchell.

I think Selig is just bluffing really, and if he did decide to punish Giambi he would be opening Pandora's Box as far as I'm concerned.

What do you think Voltaire?

voltaire26

Jun 8th, 2007, 02:58 AM

I think you are trying to prove my "I've been living under a rock" theory for all the world to see!!
I can do no less than oblige and ask you what the hell your talking bout? :)

Fathom Zero

Jun 8th, 2007, 03:15 AM

Did any of you guys see Little Big League?

That's a good-ass movie.

MattJack

Jun 8th, 2007, 03:33 AM

who's in that one again?

I can only think of The Little Giants, which is another good-ass movie.

kahljorn

Jun 8th, 2007, 04:44 AM

you guys got some good ass taste

MattJack

Jun 8th, 2007, 04:59 AM

I just learned some shit that opened my mind n shit.

"In reality a fool is one who believes all women are ladies, and a nigga is one who believes all ladies are bitches, and all bitches are created equal."

That's some good ass knowledge, son.

kahljorn

Jun 9th, 2007, 03:44 PM

oh shit, yo

Sacks

Jun 9th, 2007, 10:18 PM

Bitches is bitches, y'all.

MisSFiT

Jun 10th, 2007, 11:17 AM

You're all a bunch of bitches.

gimmidamonii

Jun 10th, 2007, 04:50 PM

black people with lots of time.... made this! (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=2016011866)

Fathom Zero

Jun 10th, 2007, 08:14 PM

And LOLZ were had.

WhiteRat

Jun 11th, 2007, 02:52 AM

Looks like King James has fallen!

MattJack

Jun 11th, 2007, 03:05 AM

The Spurs simply have a better team. James is a fuckin great player, he just doesn't have a team like the Spurs.

WhiteRat

Jun 11th, 2007, 03:38 AM

What, you don't think Donyell Marshall has the goods to get the job done?

MattJack

Jun 11th, 2007, 03:41 AM

Nope. To be fair though, I'm currently located in southern Tejas :p

WhiteRat

Jun 11th, 2007, 03:56 AM

I think he's garbage to tell you the truth. And bums like him or oft-injured centers like Ilgauskas won't be enough to take out a deep team like San Antonio. Oh, how I love watching King James fail!

MattJack

Jun 11th, 2007, 04:06 AM

iupheftg;htro;ihjerg

kahljorn

Jun 11th, 2007, 07:56 AM

sports are for losers!

Grislygus

Jun 11th, 2007, 10:45 AM

This thread is killing my brain.

Took you long enough.

MisSFiT

Jun 11th, 2007, 10:59 AM

I just called you all bitches, what the fuck is wrong with you people.
What happened to mockery-not mockery the person, but mockery in general? I've been coming to this website since 2000, where did all the mean people go?

Grislygus

Jun 11th, 2007, 11:43 AM

Be interesting and you will be mocked. Otherwise, nobody gives a shit. For fuck's sake, look at the musicisjustice retard.

Would it make you feel better if I called you a pustulent cuntgob?

MisSFiT

Jun 12th, 2007, 09:29 PM

Esuohlim

Jun 12th, 2007, 09:32 PM

I'm going out to buy a bunch of flowers, who wants a flower?

kahljorn

Jun 13th, 2007, 01:55 AM

a cannabis flower? OPIUM!?

MattJack

Jun 13th, 2007, 02:27 AM

MisSFiT

Jun 13th, 2007, 09:50 AM

Sorry, but I'm into Golden Showers.

MockMeAmadeus

Jun 13th, 2007, 10:13 AM

Man, I thought this post was totally my ticket to free kinky porn, but it ended just being unfunny! What a clicktease.

Grislygus

Jun 13th, 2007, 11:25 AM

First of all I don't know who musicjustice is, I guess that explains it.
And yes it does make me feel better, and what the fuck do you mean by interesting, I didn't know that jhsjhfskjhdf293 shit was interesting, I guess maybe if you can actually understand computer language it must have been fucking hilarious.

Honestly, who are any of you to stereotype all ravers?

Computer Language!

lol just kidding but i will admit that ravers are better than the jew-devils but they are still white

Computer Language!

Haha, is this turning political?
Use your college slander on me, it'll make up for the fact that you dropped out.

Now let's see, how did you get anything imperial from what I have just typed?
That's almost as moronic as me saying you're politically leftist for wishing to erase certain socail types and supporting cheap sites that agree with your out of order priorities in life.

I won't go that far.

Computer Language!

democracy has failed, christianity has failed. your self indulgent fallacies shall not go unpunished. you filthy "ravers" will have their flesh torn on the tree of zaqqam as you eat the bitter fruit of sin

Computer Language!

FUCKING ASCII BASTARDS

MattJack

Jun 13th, 2007, 11:33 AM

Man, I thought this post was totally my ticket to free kinky porn, but it ended just being unfunny! What a clicktease.

You heard any good jokes lately, man?

My uncle told me a knock knock joke, but it wasn't very good. :\

MockMeAmadeus

Jun 13th, 2007, 11:37 AM

Nah, I'm funny broke. The funny I took to vegas, stayed in vegas. :\

WhiteRat

Jun 13th, 2007, 11:58 AM

Is it supposed to stay there or did you just forget it there?

MockMeAmadeus

Jun 13th, 2007, 12:01 PM

God work in mysterious ways, I hope.

WhiteRat

Jun 13th, 2007, 12:12 PM

Your words...they are so cryptic.

MockMeAmadeus

Jun 13th, 2007, 12:21 PM

Wadrake, brohemian?

Yo, how's it going, brohemian?
Chillin' dawg, just lampin' it.

I'll warm up to you guys yet.

PS: I did the Edit?! Now I look stupid. grrrr...

Misdemonar

Jun 13th, 2007, 12:32 PM

is that there ****** speak?

MockMeAmadeus

Jun 13th, 2007, 12:52 PM

No, it is actually nig*** speak. Sheesh.

ItalianStereotype

Jun 13th, 2007, 03:01 PM

man, I live in San Antonio and I really hope the Spurs wake up transgendered in a seedy Mexican motel.

MockMeAmadeus

Jun 13th, 2007, 03:11 PM

Where is San Antonio?

Seven Force

Jun 13th, 2007, 03:19 PM

I didn't read a goddamn word of this thread but I think missfit might be a harlot

MockMeAmadeus

Jun 13th, 2007, 03:28 PM

She is such a hobeau, with her long hair and beard. She hasn't showered since they invented water but i luv her anyways.

Fathom Zero

Jun 13th, 2007, 03:46 PM

I don't know what the fuck is happening here.

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU THIS CHARACTER?

MockMeAmadeus

Jun 13th, 2007, 03:55 PM

Zero, relax, you are building up saliva in the salivary glands using unnessary stimulus, like sour food or yawning, and then pressing your tongue upon the fathom glands, causing the saliva to shoot out, usually at an impressive distance.

O Shit, Zero just gleeked all over my food!

Fathom Zero

Jun 13th, 2007, 03:57 PM

I'd rape you just because it'd hurt you.

MockMeAmadeus

Jun 13th, 2007, 04:07 PM

Zero was the object of ridicule when the bullies ripped his arm off and shoved it up his ass. He was referred to as "tripod" ever since. And no, it is to soon for me to go to Mock Wars, OK. I've still some stuff to learn. Thank you very much!

Misdemonar

Jun 13th, 2007, 04:43 PM

this thread sucks guys, let's go to the cool place

MockMeAmadeus

Jun 13th, 2007, 04:49 PM

Do you like my chew toy for the night? I met her on the dance floor...god, i suck!

Fathom Zero

Jun 13th, 2007, 05:56 PM

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies"
Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!"
Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again

MattJack

Jun 13th, 2007, 08:23 PM

Nah, I'm funny broke. The funny I took to vegas, stayed in vegas. :\

http://www.custommade.com/gallery/custom-furniture-NY/Home-Theater-Doors.jpg

KNOCK KNOCK

Fathom Zero

Jun 13th, 2007, 09:20 PM

WHO'S THERE?

MisSFiT

Jun 14th, 2007, 12:06 AM

I like the Golden Girls.
I've been said to resemble Bea Arthur.

MattJack

Jun 14th, 2007, 12:17 AM

WHO'S THERE?
http://www.custommade.com/gallery/custom-furniture-NY/Home-Theater-Doors.jpg

KNOCK KNOCK

Fathom Zero

Jun 14th, 2007, 12:38 AM

WHO THE HELL IS IN MY PANTRY?

>:

MattJack

Jun 14th, 2007, 01:59 AM

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/494ab4c47a.jpg

MattJack

Jun 14th, 2007, 02:09 AM

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/964085efcb.jpg

kahljorn

Jun 14th, 2007, 02:21 AM

MORE COSBY

executioneer

Jun 14th, 2007, 03:57 AM

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/spaceghostdad.jpg

executioneer

Jun 14th, 2007, 03:58 AM

oh whoops i did that wrong i think

kahljorn

Jun 14th, 2007, 04:14 AM

:lol that's awesome

Fathom Zero

Jun 14th, 2007, 04:23 AM

OH SHIT.

MattJack

Jun 14th, 2007, 05:10 AM

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8c72033b17.jpg

THIS THREAD IS NOW THE BILL COSBY THREAD

Blue Fox

Jun 14th, 2007, 12:04 PM

we will pay tribute to cosby here?

MockMeAmadeus

Jun 14th, 2007, 04:31 PM

http://www.custommade.com/gallery/custom-furniture-NY/Home-Theater-Doors.jpg

KNOCK KNOCK

Very good. I Like. :) KNOCK KNOCK

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MisSFiT

Jun 14th, 2007, 06:30 PM

Ya'll have WAY too much time on your hands.

kahljorn

Jun 14th, 2007, 06:54 PM

OMG PEOPLE HAVE TIME TO WASTE WHEN THEY POST ON MESSAGE BOARDS AND SOCiALIZIEIEDJEIL :O:O:OIKdo;k;e

MattJack

Jun 14th, 2007, 10:34 PM

MisSfat, I have no life, no job, no responsibilities, no friends, and no direction in life.

I spend all of my time on this board just to get some type of human interaction. It really helps my nonexistent self-esteem. I hope you can understand.

<3

MattJack

Jun 14th, 2007, 11:15 PM

Ya'll have WAY too much time on your hands.

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/fab72f290c.jpg

gimmidamonii

Jun 15th, 2007, 12:11 AM

hahahhahahahh b&w gosby, srsly one of the funniest dudes

http://www.thecolouredlights.com/gosbymania.jpg

MisSFiT

Jun 15th, 2007, 09:42 AM

MockMeAmadeus

Jun 15th, 2007, 09:47 AM

Yes indeed. A very sore spot.

MattJack

Jun 15th, 2007, 11:05 AM

Wow I finally get a reaction, I must have hit a sore spot.

uhhhh yeauh you shure did git me in a sore spot. Gud Job

MockMeAmadeus

Jun 15th, 2007, 11:51 AM

Wow I finally get a reaction, I must have hit a sore spot.

I also have no life, no job, no responsibilities, no friends, and no direction in life.

I also spend all of my time on this board just to get some type of human interaction. It really helps my nonexistent self-esteem. I hope you can understand.

Does that mean you have kicked me in the crotch already?

MattJack

Jun 16th, 2007, 11:17 AM

I think 7F was right. You are Lenor.

Seven Force

Jun 16th, 2007, 01:40 PM

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/8c72033b17.jpg

THIS THREAD IS NOW THE BILL COSBY THREAD

that is fucking hilariouse :lenor

MattJack

Jun 16th, 2007, 02:31 PM

Hopefully one day I can lose my terrible sense of humor, and adopt your cool cutting edge style sense of LOL humor.

kahljorn

Jun 16th, 2007, 06:42 PM

who's lenor?

FartinMowler

Jun 16th, 2007, 07:03 PM

Lenor is my biggest musical fan and has a big Korn tattoo :\

kahljorn

Jun 16th, 2007, 09:21 PM

You deserve it.

Seven Force

Jun 17th, 2007, 01:39 AM

Hopefully one day I can lose my terrible sense of humor, and adopt your cool cutting edge style sense of LOL humor.

I was being sincere and mocking lenor's spelling simultaneously if you didnt catch that

MattJack

Jun 17th, 2007, 01:41 AM

I'm sorry :(

I'm stupid :(

Seven Force

Jun 17th, 2007, 01:44 AM

hey man it's ok your trigger finger was itchy it happens to the best of us

MattJack

Jun 17th, 2007, 01:46 AM

I was out for blood

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 02:04 AM

FRIENDLY FIIIIRE

MattJack

Jun 17th, 2007, 02:06 AM

I will make another Cosby image to heal the wounds

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 02:39 AM

lol im listening to this thing now about how quantum mechanics let people heal through INTENTIONS maybe they should've considered that quantum mechanics lets people heal with COSBY.

MattJack

Jun 17th, 2007, 02:54 AM

I don't know much about healing through quantum mechanics, much less anything on quantum mechanics period.

I do know this can be just as powerful though (if used correctly).

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e111feecad.jpg

Seven Force

Jun 17th, 2007, 02:58 AM

Bill Cosby makes anything funny

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:00 AM

heh, quantum leap is hilarious in itself!

I don't know jackshit about it either, it's one of those new age fads. It's on this conspiracy theory/paranormal radio show that my girlfriend has been listening to lately.

the other night they had some guy on who said he was descended from adam and that he was a prophet who was going to save the world and that the quigi (is that how you spell it? that psychic board game) board told him this.

Seven Force

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:07 AM

spelled Ouija

MattJack

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:11 AM

I think if you just put the word 'quantum' in front of anything, it makes it fucking cool. Go ahead try it.

Quantum Sex
Quantum Pepsi
Quantum Trampoline
Quantum Jungle Juice
Quantum Couch
Quantum Girlfriend
Quantum Cheeseburger

Ouija board huh? I wasn't allowed to have one of those growing up. I grew up in the deep south/bible belt and a Ouija board was fer talkn to the devil. :(

One of my friends would have to come over to my house to play Final Fantasy games because it had "magic" in it and his mother was staunchly against him playing with such demonry.

Another friend of mine couldn't play D&D or Magic The Gathering, for the same reasons.

Good times.

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:16 AM

lol, religous people are retarded. There's a lot of magic in the bible.

and thanks for the spelling check ;o

if you want to listen to the madness it's on 1560 am right now.

MattJack

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:18 AM

THE MAGIC OF GOD

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:19 AM

lol yea.

THE MAGIC OF GOD TO MAKE THE COWS OF EVIL COWMEN WITHER AWAY

SECRET GOD POWERS

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:20 AM

BEWARE YE COWS OF ASCENTING COWMEN WHOM WHORE THEIR DAUGHTERS OUT UGLY ONE FIRST TO YON MAN OF GODNESS, FOR HE SHALT SMITE THY COWS WITH ANEMIA AND PROFIT BY THEIR ANOREXIA

Fathom Zero

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:23 AM

Totally not the same thing.

QUANTUM BASTARD.

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:24 AM

those are the insults of the future. in the future, all insults will be scientific.

Fathom Zero

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:26 AM

GOD HATES FAGS GO JUMP IN AN OVEN.

MattJack

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:26 AM

I remember when I questioned god's existence at my Baptist (I was raised Catholic, SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY) private school in jr high, all the kids called me a devil worshipper :(

GOD AND COWS
starring Charles Bronson and Starr Jones

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:27 AM

God loves cows, I would say that if anybody is more the children/people of god than jews it would be cows.

Seven Force

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:28 AM

Yeah but Ouija boards are retarded though. :(

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:29 AM

Yea, that's what was funny about that guy saying he discovered his ultimate purpose in life as the PROPHEIC SAVIOR OF MANKIND and reincarnation of Adam is that he discovered it through a Ouija board :(

Seven Force

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:30 AM

Wow im real late with that one

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:31 AM

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A PREGNANCY TEST KIT SEVEN FORCE

Fathom Zero

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:32 AM

Mattjack, where do babies come from?

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:40 AM

VAGINAS

: (

and sorry yes i know im not mattjack but the anticipation was killing me!

Fathom Zero

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:41 AM

What do you know, anyway?

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:42 AM

things.

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:42 AM

THINGS THAT WOULD DESTROY YOUR MIND INSTANTANEOUSLY IF YOU COULD ONLY COMPREHEND THEM

Fathom Zero

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:43 AM

LIKE WHAT?

BRING IT ON.

:ANGRYLOUD

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:45 AM

FEHIL FEPIOJFJPOIA FJEOP FJOEPGuipUG 9-482-9i aei fae][flea;ae i9fea-i _(WFUU(_WF

SORRY MIND DESTRUCTION IDEAS DONT TRANSLATE WELL INTO ENGLISH :(

Seven Force

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:47 AM

I like vaginas

Fathom Zero

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:48 AM

DAMN THAT JUST BLEW MY MIND.

MattJack

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:50 AM

Mattjack, where do babies come from?

ANSWER:
http://www.usaplaza.com/City_Morgue_Gift_Shop/_files/CharlesBronson.jpg

I've never touched a Ouija board to this day. Do THEY REALLY WORK?

Cause I'd totally wanna talk to Abe Lincoln and my dead neighbor.

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 03:55 AM

I have no idea, I know i used it a few times as a kid and was never impressed with it. PROBABLY BECAUSE I COULD TELL MY FRIENDS WERE MOVING IT.

did you see my post in the mockwars thread about that paranormal website where they believe their furbies have psychic powers? it's awful.

MattJack

Jun 17th, 2007, 04:01 AM

Mattjack, where do babies come from?

CORRECTION:
http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/14ac2da9d6.jpg

Kahl, no I didnt. Furbies got powers? The only power I thought they possessed was endless battery power. My little brother had one and it would talk ALL fucking night. It never stopped. Ever. I fixed that with my MC Hammer though.

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 04:03 AM

It traumatized me, because i never thought people were that retarded.

MattJack

Jun 17th, 2007, 04:04 AM

This is the internet, so you will see some shit that'll blow your mind/break your will to live

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 04:11 AM

I DIDNT KNOW!

i have been to chatrooms before where people tried to convince me that they had powers like that guy from the deadzone, though. I guess I shouldn't be surprised :(

executioneer

Jun 17th, 2007, 05:03 AM

hey hey hey i heard there was a party goin on in this thread 8-)

MattJack

Jun 17th, 2007, 05:07 AM

a quantum party

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 05:08 AM

hey hey HEY!

MattJack

Jun 17th, 2007, 05:24 AM

LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL

http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/3efb1f7aec.jpg

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 05:26 AM

lol i love his expression in that picture

its like an old person who just drank a hallucinagenic brew!

MattJack

Jun 17th, 2007, 05:28 AM

that reminds me of eating mushrooms once upon a time. Somebody told me 2g would be plenty, but I thought they said 4g.

Never doing that again :(

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 05:37 AM

that's awesome ;O

One time there was this arrogant drug user who I sold drugs to and I gave him specific directions on a drug he had never done and he stayed up all night going in-between agony and bliss it was awesome.

He's one of those people that has to go overboard with everything to be "Cool." To prove what an awesome druggie he is.

despite the fact that I'm already an awesome druggie so I was giving him a good dosage recommendation.

MattJack

Jun 17th, 2007, 05:49 AM

;jhasdfg;jbhasdfbigboytalkforbigboys;jkhdjklhasdfl ;khjsdf;jklh

kahljorn

Jun 17th, 2007, 05:52 AM

I'm relatively the same. I don't drink anymore because it makes me tired and people in bars/drunk people are kind of annoying.

that's why i smoke pot! i do like most pills, too, though. i do do hallucinagens from time to time, and I'd probably do the drug i just talked about again if i could find it ;o