Movie marathon

[cenamalo]

Since i'm a dork and i'm not going anywhere for spring break i'm just gonna swing by family video and spend $20 on 20 rentals for the week. Anyone have any ideas for funny classics, cheesy horrors, or ridiculous pornos that would be good to watch at a party?

[Anonymous]

Death Race 2000.

[Esuohlim]

Rent an assortment of 80's teen movies such as Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller, or the Breakfast Club.

[pjalne]

The Evil Dead movies are a sure bet when it comes to marathon viewing. Start off hardcore, end up light and easy.

Been done to death, though.

[Skulhedface]

Been done to death is true, but this IS an individual basis. Maybe he's not seen them before?

At any rate.. I do agree with starting off heavy and ending light.

[Mockery]

Jack Frost 1 and 2 (the killer snowman movies)

The first one is superb, the second one is horrible. Both should be seen at least once.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I thought those were funny. The killed him with antifreeze! I suggest The Wizard, Dirty Work, and Baseketball.

[Zomboid]

DEMONS >:
Suspiria >:
The Stuff >:
Return to Horror High >:

[punkgrrrlie10]

BASEketball
Officespace
Goodfellas
Casino
Out Cold
Miss Congeniality
America's Sweethearts
Lilo & Stitch
The Transporter
Serendipity

[Protoclown]

"The Transporter." Ahh, what a magnificent piece of shit that movie was! Alas, I could not gouge my eyes out quickly enough!

[James]

Instead of a ton of movies, just watch the 4-disc version of Fellowship of the Ring.

24+ hours of nummy good stuff.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I forgot about the Goonies. Also, get Wierd Science and Back to the Future. Get Jack Frost 1 and 2, like Rog said. You'll get a good laugh.

[punkgrrrlie10]

i liked transporter, ...it had grrrl appeal though mmmmmmmm.

[Zomboid]

Out Cold
Miss Congeniality
America's Sweethearts
Lilo & Stitch
The Transporter
Serendipity

...Wow...

[Anonymous]

"The Transporter." Ahh, what a magnificent piece of shit that movie was! Alas, I could not gouge my eyes out quickly enough!

Yes, the oil scene was absolutely priceless. A true pick for any crappy movie marathon.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

The Seventh Seal
Wild Strawberries
Rashomon
Wages of Fear
The Celebration
Breaking the Waves
Sullivan's Travels
The Lady Eve
Annie Hall
Manhattan
Boogie Nights

[Protoclown]

"The Transporter." Ahh, what a magnificent piece of shit that movie was! Alas, I could not gouge my eyes out quickly enough!

Yes, the oil scene was absolutely priceless. A true pick for any crappy movie marathon.

Yeah, that oil fight gets my vote for "most homoerotic fight scene ever".

[punkgrrrlie10]

I liked it. It was basically just a great action movie. You people need to learn that it doesn't have to be intellectual to be entertaining.

I would pick it over those monotonous james bond pieces of crap any day.

[Zomboid]

The transporter over james bond...You know, I should be surprised, but you liked out cold, miss congeniality and america's sweethearts so I'm not.

[James]

Fuck, even though Transporter sucked, the James Bond films suck more. Old and boring. They should have died with communist Russia.

And fuck you, Zomboid. Out Cold and Miss Congeniality were good.

[Zomboid]

...Holy shit. I'm seriously shocked right now that not one, but two people like those fucking shit fests.

[Protoclown]

I hate James Bond.

"The Transporter" was crappy, but I have to admit I enjoyed it on a certain level. The same way I enjoyed "XXX" in fact. To me, those aren't action movies so much as comedies and the fight scenes make me laugh uncontrollably. I love that outrageously unrealistic shit like the oil fight in the Transporter or the part where he's like holding off three guys with one arm and kicking people on the other side of him, that sort of shit.

I like Jason Statham, but I don't think that kind of movie is right for him at ALL.

[James]

Holy shit, I'm gonna have top watch that movie now. :lol

But, it better not be unrealistic fighting like they had in every Jet Li film. Otherwise, instead of laughing, I'll be turning the fucking movie off.

[The_Rorschach]

Blood Dolls. It's worth seeing just for the chick band locked in the cage.

[whoreable]

The Celebration

Holy shit, was the french movie were kids bring up sexual abuse accusations on their dad? or some shit like that....I saw that a long time ago....and I remeber it being hilarious. i am a sick disturbed person though.

[Ninjavenom]

The Transporter was not at all meant to be a realistic movie. It was an Action movie. I.e. a movie containing scenes involving action, so as to keep the audience interested. I'm the same way about some movies, but The Transporter for me was just a fun movie to watch, not something that irked me like a bug in my ass. :/

[punkgrrrlie10]

Yay, fun movies :rave

I like to not be so much of a movie snob that it keeps me from enjoying stupid movies and being entertained b/c that's what movies are supposed to do. Yes, those are alot of stupid movies but they are fun and for some people, a break from thinking is nice :)

And honestly, I don't see much difference from Transporter and almost every single other cheesy action flick I've ever seen.

[Geggy]

If you rent every Friday the 13th films, Nightmare on Elm Street films and the first three Halloween, you'll have 20 movies.

[Ninjavenom]

Yes, i will admit that i liked Dude, Where's My Car? . :rebel

[cenamalo]

my friend told me that i should get themes for each day. but of course they have to have alliteration in the names. all i got so far is

Mel Brooks Monday :)
Three Stooges Thursday (we have 13 one-hour long tapes of them) :)
Silent Bob Saturday (but i've seen them all so much i don't know if i will again) :/

[punkgrrrlie10]

dude where's my car is even beyond MY limits guy. :lol

[James]

Agreed. Ninjavenom revealed too much.

It's like guys talking about how they jerk off, and one of them says he has his dog lick peanut butter off his nuts. Too far, man. Just too far.

[Protoclown]

dude where's my car is even beyond MY limits guy. :lol

LIKE OMG WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SNOB :rolleyes :(

[Zomboid]

Ok, there's a difference between action movies and shit. If you want action that doesn't involve "I wanna be a ninja!" style fights, get one of the old ahnuld movies or aliens. Predator kicks total ass and commando's another classic ahnuld movie.

I'll agree with proto though, shit like xxx is incredibly fun to laugh at. I saw it with a few friends and that's all we did. There's enough make fun of in there to last hours.

[Ninjavenom]

Oh shit my secret is out :(




Where's your car, dude?

[Royal Tenenbaum]

"Holy shit, was the french movie were kids bring up sexual abuse accusations on their dad? or some shit like that....I saw that a long time ago....and I remeber it being hilarious. i am a sick disturbed person though."

It's Danish. And it is funny in a fucked up way.

[Protoclown]

Good action movies = Die Hard, Aliens, The Terminator

Crappy action movies, but still enjoyable if thought of as comedies = XXX, The Transporter, anything by Jerry Bruckenheimer

See the difference here is that the top three movies, while not exactly "thinking man's films" don't REQUIRE you to turn off your brain to accept what's going on. The bottom three examples do, or else you're just going to find them too hilarious to take seriously. There is nothing funny about the first three examples that isn't intentionally meant to be.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

"anything by Jerry Bruckenheimer"

I still give those guys credit for The Rock. It was a pretty solid action film, especially since it had Ed Harris who is always great.

[James]

Crappy action movies, but still enjoyable if thought of as comedies = Jerry Bruckenheimer

Coyote Ugly ;)

[punkgrrrlie10]

I think any action movie with Bruce Willis in it, I will watch. :)

[GADZOOKS]

Kangaroo Jack :lol
Critters :lol
Outlander :lol
Memento :lol

[bartman]

-Real Genius: a young Val Kilmer as a rambunctiousteen genius
-Uncle Sam: an angry corpse of a Vietnam War soldier comes back to kill flag burners.
-Wet Hot American Summer: guys from MTV's the State take on 80's summer camp
-Summer School: classic 80's summer school
-Ski School: classic 80's ski school
-Better Off Dead: if you haven't seen it by now, you should
-One Crazy Summer: more Cusack/Curtis Armstrong classic 80's summer vacation
-The Lost Boys: great vampire movie, Corey Feldman/Haim
-Spring Break: two squares get stuck in the same room as two studs on their spring break trip-hilarity ensues
-Commando: One of Arnold's highest kill counts
-Raw Deal: Arnold infiltrating the mafia

[Protoclown]

Dammit Snake, you're right. "The Rock" was pretty good. :(

[pjalne]

Yeah, that oil fight gets my vote for "most homoerotic fight scene ever".

Fuck you, now I have to see it.

[Generator86]

I don't care if you've ever seen the movie, or have seen it 100 times, but "Orgazmo" is still my favourite movie of all time.

Also, to sound like a total dork, either of the Harry Potter movies are alright.