fuck off one armed art fag

[glowbelly]

>: you're a bitch and i hate you and i swear to god if i wasn't so shocked about what the fuck you said to me, i would have ripped your other arm off. >:

>: i should have set my child loose on the "majesty" and let him ruin everything you drove 40 minutes to see >:

[FartinMowler]

I restored my 1983 Ibanez Roadstar II bass (I bough it new). I kept the body as original as I could and put a Fender P bass neck on it...I think it looks sexy :\

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n127/martyman5000/Elliesgraduation.jpg

[Grislygus]

whu hoppen?

[FartinMowler]

I ruined the first neck trying to de-fret it and finally got the money to buy a better neck. I've named this Bass "Majesty"

[GADZOOKS]

hahahahaha!

[MisSFiT]

Toucan's are pretty damn cool birds.

[Perndog]

Toucans are pretty damn cool bird's.

[AChimp]

http://www.musicman.com/00pic/6326.jpg

IT WAS A ONE-ARMED MAN.

[executioneer]

more like a one armed BANDIT if you konw what i mean

[Evil Robot]

Acording to national geographic, tucans have large stabbing beaks that can kill a man. These birds are viscious monsters and must be controlled.

[Dr. V]

With delicious sugar caked loops of fruit flavored corn.

[Perndog]

Viscous like maple syrup.

[MisSFiT]

Acording to national geographic, tucans have large stabbing beaks that can kill a man. These birds are viscious monsters and must be controlled.
He never killed the children>:

[Dr. V]

Is that pronounced vis-kus or vis-shus?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Hey Fartin,

did that p-bass neck drop right in, or did you have to modify the body or neck?

[Perndog]

Maple syrup is viss-kus (viscous).
Wolverines are vish-us (vicious).

[FartinMowler]

Hey Fartin,

did that p-bass neck drop right in, or did you have to modify the body or neck?

It dropped right in :rock


http://youtube.com/watch?v=k5ThulqDmKc

[Emu]

what did this art fag say

[Dr. V]

Yeah, I'm still unclear on the actual subject of this entire thread.

[MisSFiT]

I'm pretty sure about 93% of us are. The other 7% are in a secret cult.

[george]

one armed people are stupid. there is this one dude that cuts meat at the old country buffet near my house and he has one arm with three finger things sticking out of his stump.

needless to say i never get the ham or roast beef there.

[Blue Fox]

i'm pretty sure that people with one arm can't paint well...

wait, was it beethoven who only had one arm?

[Perndog]

No, that was Calvin Klein.

[MisSFiT]

No, Van Gough cut off his ear and then shot himself in the chest in the middle of a field.
DaVinci and Michaelangelo were gay.

Beethoven was deaf.
Elephants can paint with their trunks, my sister has a painting hanging in her living room from an elephant in Tennessee.

[MockMeAmadeus]

Did the elephant sign it? :O

[MockMeAmadeus]

Did the elephant sign it? :eek

[MisSFiT]

I don't think so, but it came with a picture of the elephant painting the picture. :\

[Perndog]

Tillamook Cheddar (b. Greenwich, Connecticut, 17 January 1999; also called Tillie for short) is a Jack Russell terrier dog from the United States. She is the world's most widely shown and successful living animal painter, having since 1999 had 16 solo exhibitions of her work, throughout the United States as well as in Belgium, the Netherlands, and Bermuda. Her paintings have sold for up to US $2,150. :themoreyouknow

[MockMeAmadeus]

http://www.tillamookcheddar.com/shows/portraits/portraits.jpg

Tillamook "van Gogh" At least he makes more sense than van Gogh.

[Blue Fox]

the dog is adorable, but i'm not feeling the emotion in his work... :/

where's the pain and suffering of everyday dog life?

[MockMeAmadeus]

Stare at the eyes. It is in the eyes. Of the dog, I mean.

[Perndog]

i prefer the hair of the dog ha ha am i right guys ;)

[glowbelly]

whoever said van gogh makes no sense is a dum dum. how hard is it to understand starry night?

and, uh, one armed art fag came up to me at an ansel adams exhibit and asked if i could leave for 10 minutes or if there was something i could do to shut my son up because he drove a long way to see these pictures and they were majestic and my son was ruining the experience for him.

my son was not screaming or crying - i leave places when he starts carrying on like that.

he was pointing at a picture and "talking" about it.

now you know what this thread is truly about.

discuss.

[executioneer]

hahaha ansel adams, wth

couldn't he have just gone to an insurance company's office or something instead

[Dr. V]

Should have told him to watch him as you stepped out and had a smoke or something.

[Perndog]

Should have told him that his kind (cripples) ain't welcome here and he best be moving on before you find a good hangin' tree >:

[MisSFiT]

I'm speechless, I didn't realize the severity of the situation

[Grislygus]

That's hilarious. You should have started babytalking.

[Dole]

Ugh, what a wanker. You should have kicked him in the cunt.

[Shyandquietguy]

Maybe you should have discussed art with him. He probably could've gotten scared off or something since he's most likely just working there.

Anyways,
No art for children? Fuck that. >:

[Perndog]

This reminds me. Some of my friends work at Orchestra Hall in Minneapolis, and one day a lady came to complain at the box office because she brought her kids to see Grieg's Peer Gynt and she was shocked by all of the dirty nineteenth-century Norwegian sex. This is supposed to be a family organization!! and everything. And they told her, "actually, our target audience is only adults, and we try to discourage people from bringing young children [so fuck off]." That made me giggle.

[Rez]

here's what this tread is about:

Voldemort kills Burbage on pg. 12
A Death Eater kills Hedwig on pg. 56

Mad-Eye is confirmed dead on pg. 78

Scrimgeour is confirmed dead on pg. 159

Wormtail's silver hand kills him on pg. 471
Dobby dies on pg. 476
Snape gets bitten on the neck by Nagini, dies on pg. 658

Fred Weasley gets blown up, dies on pg. 637
HARRY IS KILLED by Voldemort on pg. 704
Hangs out with Dumbledore (already dead), comes back to life on pg. 724
Voldemort gets killed by his own rebounding curse on pg. 744
Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745

19 years after the events in the book:
*Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
*Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.
The final lines of the book are:
"The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."
"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!" : Molly Weasley, to Bellatrix Lestrange, P. 736
Also: Draco Malfoy is balding by the end of the book.

[executioneer]

hilarious

[Emu]

omfg56

[Dr. V]

Ok, now I don't have to read it.