my myspace page

[mburbank]

I have started a myspace page as an experiment. So far I don't see the point, but that's kind of why I'm doing it. Apparently lots of pretty women want to be friends with me. So far I have denied them all, but rfeally I'm just playing hard to get.

http://www.myspace.com/brandmaxburbank

I have one friend who came along with the page. I think I am going to gay marry him.

[Mockery]

OMG! CAN WE BE BUDDIES???

[mburbank]

ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND,
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND,
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND,
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND,
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND,
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND,
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND,
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND,
ROGER IS MY MYSPACE FRIEND!!!

[mburbank]

OMG, Protos Myspace page crashes my browser every time I try to ask him to be my friend! Is that his idear of a joke or is he JUST MEAN!?

[Blue Fox]

maybe it's a sign from the internet gods!

if i make a myspace page can i be ur buddy? pwease?

[Zomboid]

Body type:274cm / Athletic?

[MockMeAmadeus]

Sorry, directed to Blue Fox:

Of course you can, buddy.

[mburbank]

yes blu fox yes and i am preturnaturally tall and violentlty atheletic and typing with one finger while i eat lunch!

i am getting for real myspace buddies now!

[Guitar Woman]

Max I want to be your friend too ok

[Jixby Phillips]

hey man i sent you a friend request

it is highly benificial to add me as a friend because every single time I change ANYTHING, ANYTHING on my profile I will post a bulliten to let you know this

you'll fucking love it dude!

[executioneer]

hahaha

[executioneer]

ps hey i saw your profile and i liked what i saw, i've got some pics up at www.totalshitwhorecunt.com (http://www.totalshitwhorecunt.com), check them out >: >: >: >: >: >:

[Dr. V]

BE MY FRIEND I"M GONNA BE EVERYONE AT I_MOCKERY'S FRIEND JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE I SENT YOU A REQUEST!

[MisSFiT]

You can be my friend :\

[Googie]

I'm gonna send you a friend request under the name "Googie Toons"...

[Protoclown]

Max, I just sent you a friend request, since it doesn't seem to work when you try to friend me. That's weird too, cuz I don't have all those new-fangled bells and whistles all the kids are putting on their pages these days that slow everything down and inevitably play embarrassingly bad songs at ear shattering volume before I can switch them off.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I want a myspace page so I can be cool....:(

[kellychaos]

If you make me your friend, I will send you amusing links from Fark in an effort to constantly win your approval.

[mburbank]

This is so awesome! Like, do you do anything with a myspace page accept collect friends?

Can you start more than one account? 'Cause I'd oike to do one where I only accept obvious protitutes as friends.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

did you post the typical "myspace" images? you HAVE to do that, or your just not cool at all. Here are some guidelines for proper posing for a myspace photo.

Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.

[Otto]

It's like livejournal, 'cept nobody reads the text.

[MisSFiT]

www.myspace.com/mystyk_star (http://www.myspace.com/mystyk_star)

no seriously you can be my friend, I'm the coolest.

[Supafly345]

You may not care because you have plenty of attention and are on tons of websites and such, but us normal folks want e-props.

[Dr. V]

did you post the typical "myspace" images? you HAVE to do that, or your just not cool at all. Here are some guidelines for proper posing for a myspace photo.

Instructions on how to create the my space pose:
1. Position or hold your webcam above you so that it is pointed down at you from a high angle.
2. Look up at the camera with your eyes without lifting your head, because otherwise you will not be accepted by your peers if you use your neck.
3. Don't smile. This rule MUST be obeyed. Extra points if you look upset or woeful.
4. Take the photo, then make it black and white on your photo editor.
5. Post it and watch your popularity boom.

Don't forget the mirror shot.

[executioneer]

http://home.blarg.net/~mobbswm/monstor.jpg ok i treid it what am i doing wrong ;_; is it that i forgot to black and white it :x

[mburbank]

That photo is AWESOME Willie!

[MockMeAmadeus]

The fact that you look upset enough in the photo, actually nullifies rule 4. :-)

[mburbank]

I am so totally glad I got on Myspace! Check out this message I got, I mean, I'm married and all, but this is just the sweetest thing!



Hello Handsome One !!!
What are the dreams and desires of such beauty in male human form?I what to know.I want to see a smile on your beautiful face and be the reason that it is there.Your body,your mind and your soul are truely a work of art a true master piece.You are something so very special and need to be treated as such.I hope to one day get the chance to do so.........I read your profile and it is good to start our relationship
.I'm gentle and passionate woman with a velvet sight and tender hands, kind heart and purposeful, resolute character. I can be soft and gentle as a cat, and I can be a passionate lioness with my unique lion. I am very romantic and very much love a life! In fact in it so interesting! Very much I like to travel meet interesting an please if u want to contact me real fast and see my pictures i mean to know each other better u can IM me on this yahoo IDlovenina_love@yahoo.com
u can as the same drop your yahoo id too so i can add you.I am looking for honest man that i will spend the rest of my life with u have a nice picture and u look good. Like to meet you very soon and hear from you.I am into Antiques and selling of Golds,I am 28 years of agea nd i am looking for a honest man that i will spend the rest of my life with but when i look forward to ur profile u look so sweet and u look like one but i will like to hear that from you i am a honest woman and i will be honest with you u can check my profile my picture is there please when u read my mail try to add me to ur yahoo messenger.I will like to hear from you soonest.
Nina.. wilson


Should I make Nina my spcial Myspace friend? Her picture sure is pretty!

[Geggy]

http://a503.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00000/20/52/2502_m.jpg

[mburbank]

Hey! That guy is one of my friends! I LOVE THAT GUY!

[Yggdrasill]

Ok i've given in and added Max and Rog. Anyone else want to be a friend?

[MisSFiT]

That cat is creepy.

[Chojin]

i would like to be your friend, ygg

[Sicktodeathmx]

Can we be friends?

myspace.com/sicktodeathmx

[Chojin]

i can't figure out how to get tom off of my friend list

[Sicktodeathmx]

i can't figure out how to get tom off of my friend list

If you want to give me your login information, I'll take care of it...
:P

[Dr. V]

I'll also be ygg's friend

[Yggdrasill]

I added you sicktodeathmx, I think you were talking to me? I'll add Chojin and dr. v but I can't find them anywhere.

[Yggdrasill]

Do you even have a myspace page Erick?

[Sicktodeathmx]

I added you sicktodeathmx, I think you were talking to me? I'll add Chojin and dr. v but I can't find them anywhere.

I don't remember who I was talking to, but I approved your request :P

[Chojin]

http://myspace.com/misterpayback is my myspace account for internets.

It ties into my youtube profile and exists primarily so that I can add people and videos like this http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rb4XepEDK2g without getting static at my place of business over it y'hear

[Wiffle Bat]

can I be your friend too? I can send you lots of glittery messages ^_^

[Dr. V]

I added you sicktodeathmx, I think you were talking to me? I'll add Chojin and dr. v but I can't find them anywhere.

Ok I requested you

[MisSFiT]

Why doesnt anyone want to be my friend :(

[mburbank]

Did you 'Friend me'? I'll be your friend!

[Yggdrasill]

can I be your friend too? I can send you lots of glittery messages ^_^

add me then

[Blue Fox]

Wiffle! I wanna be ur friend!!!


MissFit, I luv the kitty under music on your myspace.

Mine (not as cool as urs probably): http://www.myspace.com/koolspacekitty

[Chojin]

man, myspace has a ridiculous amount of ads on your 'home' page ;<

[Yggdrasill]

man, myspace has a ridiculous amount of ads on your 'home' page ;<

Myspace wants me to join Manhunt.com! I've ever played the game but I heard the sequel will not be available because of adult situations or something.

[Dr. V]

I didn't want to reveal myself to everyone, but I cant stand everyone being friends and me being left out.

http://www.myspace.com/stopreadingthisnow

[mburbank]

I have now gone twenty four hours without a single new friend request from a prostitute.

[MattJack]

It's a cold world, max.