Kick your cat [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

Dr. V

Jul 15th, 2007, 03:07 AM

Who likes to kick their cat?

Yggdrasill

Jul 15th, 2007, 08:12 AM

I like to kiss my cat, is that the same?

Obscurus Lupa

Jul 15th, 2007, 02:17 PM

Sometimes my cat gets smashed in the door. Not on purpose though.

ArrowX

Jul 15th, 2007, 03:00 PM

I wouldn't say I kick my cat, its more of a lifting motion and the inertia of her fattiness sends her lobing across the room. Cuz If you actually kick a cat you run the risk of bruising or even hemorrhaging major organs :(

MisSFiT

Jul 15th, 2007, 10:34 PM

I like to kiss my cat, is that the same?
That's risky buisness there.

Dr. V

Jul 15th, 2007, 11:54 PM

I like to nudge her with the side of my foot from behind, forcing a wheelbarrow like walk.

Obscurus Lupa

Jul 16th, 2007, 03:14 AM

My rabbit liked my cat. A lot.

Yggdrasill

Jul 17th, 2007, 01:30 PM

I just remembered i've licked the cat before. He taste like stale powdered sugar.

Angryhydralisk

Jul 17th, 2007, 01:37 PM

I give them lots of kisses before promptly powerbombing them to sleep.

Yggdrasill

Jul 17th, 2007, 01:45 PM

My friend plays with a laser pointer with her cats. One day I pointed it between my friends eyes and one of the cats began to freak and speak click language from then on.

Blue Fox

Jul 17th, 2007, 03:39 PM

i think my cat likes to be kicked. :(

he walks in front of me all the time. he's gigantic! like having a midget walking around.

Yggdrasill

Jul 17th, 2007, 09:53 PM

SOME PUSSIES NEEDS A SLAPPIN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkAM_31SU0U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6a8T5Z5wkk

I love these vids

Otto

Jul 18th, 2007, 07:29 AM

I like to put tape on my kitty and watch him walk funny.

MisSFiT

Jul 18th, 2007, 11:34 AM

Do you tape his legs together?

kellychaos

Jul 18th, 2007, 01:18 PM

When I was a kid, I could rub under my cat's chin for hynotizing-like effect. He'd be lights out in about two minutes. Forced hypnotization isn't a crime is it?

Dr. V

Jul 19th, 2007, 01:11 AM

This is the best one by far. Go to 2:40.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-UZ6EETp8Y

zeldasbiggestfan

Jul 19th, 2007, 01:38 AM

I like playing those videos with pissed off cats. My kitties freak the fuck out.

Yggdrasill

Jul 20th, 2007, 11:00 PM

That's risky buisness there.

What do you mean exactly?

GADZOOKS

Jul 21st, 2007, 03:09 AM

I like playing those videos with pissed off cats. My kitties freak the fuck out.

http://www.ottentas.theblog.com.br/dead_clown.jpg

MisSFiT

Jul 23rd, 2007, 12:10 AM

What do you mean exactly?
You could get worms.:x