HOT SET!

[McClain]

Edit this so I can put it on my site. I've already got a dozen or so I'm featuring.

http://www.flampoo.com/images/asst/theme/hotset.jpg

[Evil Robot]

WOW DE-JA-VU!

[Evil Robot]

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL47/890833/1623425/19508461.jpg

[James]

Somebody get me a crown. We have just found the king of bad photoshops.

[Evil Robot]

for christs sake why dont you just get a stamp that says that you fuck. As if you know ANYTHING about photoshop.

[James]

I know how to make a fucking pasted face actually look like it belongs on the body, you dumb shit.

And if I did have a stamp, I'd smack you on the head with it until it wore a hole in your skull and I could piss on your brain.

[Evil Robot]

YOU SAid boobs! hahahahaha!!!!

[Rez]

shut up you burgher. >:

as for that pic, somebody already (competently) photoshopped that on a penis enlargement kit and it was funnier than your peice o crap >:

[Evil Robot]

hey rez! pull my finger

[Jixby Phillips]

DON'T DO IT, HE'LL FART IF YOU DO IT

[Jixby Phillips]

ON SECOND THOUGHT DO DO IT, WE COULD USE SOMETHING TO LIVEN UP THIS THREAD :rolleyes

[Geggy]

"Watch out, everyone! This cigerette I'm holding is hot! If you cross the line, I'm a gonna poke your eyes with it!"

[James]

First off, he's looking for photoshops, not captions.

Second off, that caption sucked. >:

[Jixby Phillips]

"WARNING, DO NOT FEED THE GAYS" :lol

GUYS REMEMBER THAT ONE? :lol

[Geggy]

Can someone do me a favor and stab jamesman in the eye with a burning cigerette because I don't smoke and cigerettes are for losers?

[glowbelly]

NO :/

[Tree]

http://www.geekincognito.com/images/feedGays.jpg

[Evil Robot]

you suck tree. Do me a favor and never try anything ever again. :(

[James]

http://www.geocities.com/jamesman_x/McClain.txt

[MrAdventure]

http://www.geocities.com/crockpotmonkey/hotturkey.txt

LOL THATS REALLY GAY MISTER A

[Tree]

Yay! I just start and already I suck!
Mission accomplished.

[Evil Robot]

http://pic3.picturetrail.com/VOL25/914260/1674208/19698925.jpg

[Jixby Phillips]

:lol

THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE, YOU WILL NEVER DO ANYTHIGN ANY FUNNIER SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL LEAVE OKAY? :/

[Rev. Danno]

After the Adams Family was cancled, Pugsly took up smoking, & just kinda hung around the set.

[Rez]

http://pic3.picturetrail.com/VOL25/914260/1674208/19698925.jpg

LOL!

[Captain Robo]

Tigglebitties!

[FartinMowler]

Billy was on a hot streak being cast in two soft porn movies, "Find Waldo's Wiener and a submarine movie called "Das Bunk Boy"

FArtin Mowler

[McClain]

No. I'm not looking for captions. I'm looking for image alterations.

[James]

If they didn't understand the first 3 times, they're not going to understand it, McClain.

[McClain]

Good point Jamesman. Maybe I should demonstrate:

http://www.flampoo.com/images/asst/theme/turtles.jpg

[Protoclown]

MCCLAIN, YOU SUCKED IN THAT MOVIE >:

[AChimp]

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/mcclain.jpg

I ALREADY POSTED THIS LAST TIME. :lol

[Sketch33]

http://www.geocities.com/sketch3335/hotset2.txt

More what you are looking for?

[James]

No, I think he was looking for things that were good, and funny, and good.

Nice filter used around the edges though.

[Sketch33]

No, I think he was looking for things that were good, and funny, and good.

Nice filter used around the edges though.

I figured you would be the first to comment on this. Now I'll wait to see what he has to say about it. And thanks for the backhanded compliment, however it wasn't a filter for the edges.

Also, I'm still waiting to see what you can do, other than toss off insults. I've looked around this forum topic and the art forum topic and still haven't noticed any of your"fantastic" MS Paint illustrations. Post something so that I may be impressed.

[Les Waste]

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/hotset.txt

[FartinMowler]

Think Rongi would like boys and corn? Oh ya he left oh well..

[James]

:lol for Les

Anyway, Sketch. I see what looks like a filter used around the edges. What filter is it? Or if it's not, what is it?

[Sketch33]

Anyway, Sketch. I see what looks like a filter used around the edges. What filter is it? Or if it's not, what is it?

Tell you what, consider your own mad Photoshop skills and tell me how I did it. I'll tell you if you're right. It wasn't done with a filter.

The fire and smoke are filters, obviously. I didn't see any point in looking for suitable flame photos.

[Anonymous]

You are a whiny filter-using baby. :)

Why don't you toss in some Lens Flares for his eyes, champ? That'd be HILARIOUS. :)

[Anonymous]

What's kicking my ass is trying to find a good photo hosting service.
I HAVE HAD A CHANGE OF HEART AND HAVE DECIDED TO HOST THIS WEE PRODIGY'S "ART."

So, without further adieu, I present to you Sketch33's latest masterpiece:

http://www.popndeth.com/imock/hotsetawesomejob.jpg

I am certainly not alone in saying this deserves a hearty round of applause.

And to think, it only took him 6 hours to get the filters 'just right.'

[James]

:lol Yeah, that seems about right.

[Les Waste]

The copywright in the corner is a nice touch, Chojin. :)

Like anyone would try to steal it :lol

[whoreable]

DAMN MY PLANS HAVE BEEN SPOILED :lol
________
Housewives Cams (http://www.girlcamfriend.com/webcam/housewives/)

[Sketch33]

Bravo Chojin. You figured out how to use the default PS filters. Impressive. I see you weren't able to do the border though. Is that because you can't do that with a filter? Or is it because "you" can't do it at all?

And Jamesman, I see you still haven't posted...mmm...anything artistic.

And Les, there's no "w" in copyright.

By the way, it's admirable how you all jump to Jamesmans defence when he is incapable of defending himself. Especially when the only thing that I have questioned is his artistic skills (or lack thereof). Something he should be able to defend himself. Must be love.

From all of the pages I've visited that have a comment from Jamesman, not a single one was in any way supportive of anything. He just spouts off about how it's all crap and he can do better. So. Do better. Prove yourself, trash talker. Don't hide behind your "buddies".

[MrAdventure]

ART FIGHT LOL

HEY DO YOU REALIZE THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU STINK AT ART, SKETCHERS? :)

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW GOOD OTHER FOLKS ARE. GET IT?

LOL SORRY GUYS I HAD TO RUIN THE FIGHT :(

[Sketch33]

ART FIGHT LOL

HEY DO YOU REALIZE THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU STINK AT ART, SKETCHERS? :)

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW GOOD OTHER FOLKS ARE. GET IT?

LOL SORRY GUYS I HAD TO RUIN THE FIGHT :(

It matters when "other folks" trash other people's work while saying they are the shit with mad photoshopping skills, yet have nothing that backs it up. Not even art that stinks.

As far as "my" stinking at art, at least I'm posting something. And we have yet to hear from McClain. If he doesn't like it, no problem.

[Les Waste]

Sketch, are you retarded? Did you not notice the photoshopped picture Jamesman posted in this thread?

:rolleyes

[Sketch33]

Sketch, are you retarded? Did you not notice the photoshopped picture Jamesman posted in this thread?

:rolleyes

Actually, when going back through the thread I did notice his pic. The first time through I wasn't paying much attention to who was doing what, only what it all looked like. And since I hadn't yet posted anything, Jamesman hadn't started insulting me, so he wasn't really on my mind. After that I kept going to page two, rather than scrolling through the whole thread each time. So no, I'm not retarded.

As to his pic, surely he can do better. Can't he? I mean, honestly, if that's his best he really shouldn't tell anyone else they suck.

[Anonymous]

:lol

The default filters! You're amazing because when you grabbed it off your buddy Lawrence's Hotline server you picked up a million and one extra gay plug-ins?

Whatever. I could post some stuff from my server that everyone here's already seen, but it's probably funnier to watch you throw your tantrum.

PS. Nice naked demon girl in Art Shit. :lol

[Sketch33]

Hmmm. I have one other set of filters that I find occasionally useful and my Photoshop is legally registered. Is yours?

I also find it funny how many of you trash talkers say you "have some stuff you can post", then come up with a reason for not doing so. Come on. I saw your homesite that hasn't been updated in nearly a year. Who did you steal your Avitar from? Or was it drawn for you?

[xandor2783]

Why don't you guys lay off sketch. I liked sketch's pic and he's right about jamesman's photoshopped pic, its fucking gay. Maybe if chojin got off jamesmans nuts for a minute he could tell what quality and whats not.

[Anonymous]

Maybe I'll post some of the things I did for my friend for his game.

But probably not. ;)

Anyway, I was one of the people that made Jamesman cry and leave months and months ago. Not everyone that thinks you're a crybaby is on a little league team with a diabolical agenda to mar your 'wonderful works.'

[Sketch33]

Maybe I'll post some of the things I did for my friend for his game.

But probably not. ;)

Anyway, I was one of the people that made Jamesman cry and leave months and months ago. Not everyone that thinks you're a crybaby is on a little league team with a diabolical agenda to mar your 'wonderful works.'

And you are proud of making him cry? wtf? I see, you're just another asshole. I'm not trying to make him cry, I'm trying to find out how qualified he is to be insulting everyone who posts a pic. As far as being a cry baby, who is the pussy that made a fake image and attributed it to me? Oh yeah, you're the pussy.

As to my "wonderful works", I have yet to actually spend any significant time working on any of them. They are fluff. Time wasters. My 'Demonette' pic was something I made four years ago when I was first learning my way around Photoshop. I like the layout and composition, so I posted it here to see what anyone else thought. I've improved considerably in four years. So you haven't marred shit except old work and fluff.

When I actually do post something that I care about, I'll be sure to let you know so you can insult it. If you ever do post anything you are proud of, please let me know. I would like to see if you are any more capable of creating something good than Jamesman is.

[Sketch33]

http://www.geocities.com/sketch3335/hotset3.txt

Here's an homage to Jamesman.

[xandor2783]

http://www.geocities.com/xandor1072783/diss.txt

[Sketch33]

http://www.geocities.com/crockpotmonkey/hotturkey.txt

LOL THATS REALLY GAY MISTER A

Holy fucking shit! I thought so. You toss together this humorless abomination and then you actually have the nerve to critique the quality of the pants in my atomic wedgie pic? Are you SERIOUS? I think it's obvious who stinks at art. Unbelievable.

[Les Waste]

sketch is a dumb fuck :lol

and I think we all know why xandor "liked" sketche's "picture" :anal

[MrAdventure]

LOL THATS REALLY GAY MISTER A
LOL THATS REALLY GAY MISTER A
LOL THATS REALLY GAY MISTER A
LOL THATS REALLY GAY MISTER A
LOL THATS REALLY GAY MISTER A
LOL THATS REALLY GAY MISTER A
LOL THATS REALLY GAY MISTER A
LOL THATS REALLY GAY MISTER A
LOL THATS REALLY GAY MISTER A

FAG WHY DON'T YOU READ IT BACK TO YOURSELF?

SELF-DEPRECIATING, ABSURDITY...LOL JOEKS :lol :lol

[sadie]

:lol i love this thread. :lol

[FS]

WTF YOU GUYS LIKE TO MAKE PPL CRY THATS FUCKED UP

R U MEAN OR SUMTHIN

FAGS

PS GR8 PIC XANDOR

[MrAdventure]

STUF FS SHOW ME YOUR PICTURES >:

R YUO QUALEFIDE TO SAY WHAT IS GOOD AND WHAT ISN'T NO I DID NOT THINK SO

[James]

Sketch, that photshop attempt was really lame. LOL IT'S FUNNY TO USE SOMEONE'S USER PIC LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!1111111

And Xandor or whatever, It seems like you very breifly tried to make it look like the face was behind the window, and then stopped. I coulda had a slight chuckle if you had gotten off your lazy ass and finished the job.

Now Mr Adventure's picture is probably the purest of gold in this whole thread. If you don't know why, then you don't belong here.

As for Chojin being on my nuts, he's not. That would hurt, and I don't like it (much).

And I must second the "GREAT DEMON GIRL" comment. It's nice to know that in your professional life as a graphic artist, you still find the time to draw disproportionate melon-chested demon girls with yellow nipples. Don't EVER talk about someone else's work so long as you continue to draw your pedophilia fantasies, you fucking racist.

[Sketch33]

Sketch, that photshop attempt was really lame. LOL IT'S FUNNY TO USE SOMEONE'S USER PIC LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!1111111
...
And I must second the "GREAT DEMON GIRL" comment. It's nice to know that in your professional life as a graphic artist, you still find the time to draw disproportionate melon-chested demon girls with yellow nipples. Don't EVER talk about someone else's work so long as you continue to draw your pedophilia fantasies, you fucking racist.

You are such a random, fucked up mess. As to that photoshop attempt being lame, all I did was recreate what you did, only more effectively and in under six minutes including posting time. That's what makes it an homage to your pic.

As to Demonette, I can always find time to draw melon-chested demon girls with yellow nipples. Just like you can always find time to be the flashlight bearer for the Special Olympics. To each their own. As far as it being a 'pedophilia fantasy', just how fucking stupid ARE you? Do your parents allow you to use a fork? Do you wear headgear to keep you from hurting yourself when you are bumping into corners? Were you dropped a lot when you were younger? On purpose? Are you allowed to cross the street alone yet? Encouraged to? A child couldn't be shaped like that. If you can look at Demonette and picture it as a child, you are the one with pedophilia fantasies.

And I'm a racist? I'm not the one posting pics of the KKK burning a cross with the tagline "We put the LOL back in LOL we hate black people" (and man is that a shining example of your MS Paint skills). The only way my pointing out your shortcomings and assinine statements is racist is if stupid people were a race. I don't see how that could be possible; they would never figure out how to breed. And I seriously hope you never do either. Go play with your fork. Advice: Aim for your groin, it will tickle.

[Anonymous]

Actually, Jamesman's PS in the beginning of this thread was a hell of a lot better than yours. For one thing, it's a B&W picture, and he changed the edited source to be...um...B&W. And edited the contrast a little.

Xanadu's is slightly funny and definitely better than your crap, but why he placed one bar of the window in front of Jamesman and the other behind him is a mystery as involved as why your parents hide your mother's clothing from you.

[James]

:lol for Chojin.


A child couldn't be shaped like that.

No, but I bet you wish they were, which is why you drew that child with such humongous tits and a baby-bald vagina.

[Sketch33]

:lol for Chojin.

No, but I bet you wish they were, which is why you drew that child with such humongous tits and a baby-bald vagina.

My guess is the last time you were near a real vagina was when you were in the womb, and even then you weren't wanted there. That's why you have those coat hanger marks in your skull, in case you've been wondering.

I really wish you would stop projecting your child molesting tendencies and racism on to others. You aren't fooling anyone and it's getting redundant. Oops. I used a big word, and I would hate for you to have to borrow MrAdventure's Thesaurus. Sorry. It means "it's getting old". You may want to spend some more time building up your vocabulary and less time building up your right hand.

[Sketch33]

Actually, Jamesman's PS in the beginning of this thread was a hell of a lot better than yours. For one thing, it's a B&W picture, and he changed the edited source to be...um...B&W. And edited the contrast a little.

Xanadu's is slightly funny and definitely better than your crap, but why he placed one bar of the window in front of Jamesman and the other behind him is a mystery as involved as why your parents hide your mother's clothing from you.

You actually said he edited the contrast a little? You see that as a sign of skill? And yeah, it's a black and white picture. I chose to put him in color to create contrast and draw the eye to his sorry self. It's called making a design decision, and I feel it works. I had two goals. Accomplish what he did only better, and do it in the shortest time possible. Done and done.

By the way, you never did say where you stole your avatar from, or if you're stealing your Photoshop. Did I hit too close to home?

[FS]

You are such a random, fucked up mess.

I'm serious, if I'd get a comment like that, I'd frame it and hang it on the wall. Or put it in my sig.

[Les Waste]

As to that photoshop attempt being lame, all I did was recreate what you did, only more effectively
You are an idiot.

I'm sorry sketch, but your photoshop pictures aren't that good and you aren't funny at all. Just pretend this thread never happened. The only thing your doing is showing total strangers that you are a dip shit.

I mean, you're trying to convince people that your photoshop is good when it obviously isn't. Did you think that would work? "Hey guys! It doesn't suck! It's good! You're just not looking at it right!" And the only person who agrees with you is Xandor, who you obviously told to come post here so he could "back you up" which in itself is so very, very sad.

[Anonymous]

I love how you talk like you're being professionally contracted for your elaborate works of ass. It wouldn't even be as unintentionally funny as it is if it didn't reek of effort.

The fox himself in the pic is Six, a character from Jax on VCL. Which you'd know if you had been on the old boards ("What! There were old boards? I thought you all had really small post counts for no readily apparent reason and I could scream and cry in public as hard as that time five years ago when my babysitter made me wear pull-ups ten sizes too tiny and my stomach acid began to bore through my testicles!").

My copy of Photoshop is 100% stolen. And I'm sure Adobe would wish you had stolen their program as well after witnessing your digital bullshit so they could profess ignorance that their product would be used in such a niggardly manner. If you purchase any Adobe product, you are either a rich moron or running a business.

Did that 'hit too close to home?' Maybe 'get your goat?' Or perhaps 'another scathing clichéd phrase that I picked out of the nonsensical ramblings of my home ec teacher while he brutally violated me in detention with a dry-erase marker for drawing naked, disproportionate pictures of my mom DANCING IN HELL WITH A POORLY-SHADED SICKLE (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=868)?'

[James]

I admit your effort was quite good in your first photoshop. It was poor, but you had spirit. Unfortunately, you're unable to handle "It sucks," and you have now fallen down to a very sad level. You're just going to go around making shitty photshops just to piss people off (and fail, mind you), then defend your work through insult.

Just cut your losses, and get out of here.

[Sketch33]

I admit your effort was quite good in your first photoshop. It was poor, but you had spirit. Unfortunately, you're unable to handle "It sucks," and you have now fallen down to a very sad level. You're just going to go around making shitty photshops just to piss people off (and fail, mind you), then defend your work through insult.

Just cut your losses, and get out of here.

You admit my effort was quite good? Yet is was poor? And I had spirit? Gee, James*ahem*man. I still have spirit. If anything, all this crap I am going through with you and your wanking partners is resolving my spirit. See, I can take "It sucks". It just means more when it comes from someone who doesn't themselves suck. I haven't seen that yet. As far as insults, I'm just slinging them back.

I also don't feel the need to "cut my losses, and get out of here." I'm having too much fun.

[Anonymous]

I certainly haven't ever seen that response before. Nope.

[James]

:lol

Daisyhead became and "artist."

[Sketch33]

To Chojin: Oh, please forgive me for being ignorant of the "old boards". I am so humbled for not knowing about something I couldn't know about, and someone had to be a dickhead about informing me. I wish I was more like you. I wish I could know everything about everything like you do. Oh the thought of being the mighty, know everything Chojin. Respected by all, loved by the women, fist fucked by the men, revealed as an asshole, pimp-smacked by old ladies... Actually, that would probably really suck. I'm amazed you don't just go ahead and swallow a gun barrel.

I asked about your stolen fox pic because the more I see it, the more I like how it was drawn. Then looking at your site, I figured you couldn't have drawn it.

As far as my "elaborate works of ass" go, I told you, I'm doing this stuff for the hell of it. If I put more time into it, it would be a waste. If you are referring to my actual job I should clarify. I'm not a freelancer and I am not contracted. I am a full-time, employed graphic designer. That means they pay me to play with Photoshop all day. Kinda like how you pay hookers to play with your nezzos for ten minutes, only I get paid more and actually enjoy what I'm doing. I have a feeling that Adobe would be far more interested in your stealing their program than me legally using it, Eric Yockey.

And I am sorry to hear that Demonette looks like your mom. I must have seen her at a strip club some time back and the image burned itself into my brain. How's the old bitch doing? She still fucking those donkies for shots of tequilla? She sure is stretchy. Tell her I said "hi".
...
And rather than do this in a seperate post, I think I'll address you now Les. You are mistaken. Idiots are what you and your other little fuck buddies are. You are arguing incessantly with me, trying to convince me that I suck at Photoshop. Why are you this stupid? Why can't you tell that I am baiting you? My confidence isn't so fragile that your pissant comments will do anything but encourge me. Fuck you. Tell me more how I suck. I'll just do more.

I'm sorry you are "very, very sad". Don't cry. Someone loves you, even though they are wrong.

[Anonymous]

I am a full-time, employed graphic designer. That means they pay me to play with Photoshop all day.

So why aren't you any good at it yet?

I have a feeling that Adobe would be far more interested in your stealing their program than me legally using it, Eric Yockey.

NOOOOO! WILL I GET SENT TO INTERNET JAIL NOW? :tear

By the way, have I ever told you that I do tons of illegal drugs, sell tobacco to minors, and plan to brutally rape and murder the President, AMELIO ESTEFAN MACDONALD?

[Sketch33]

Um. Yeah. I'm AMELIO ESTEFAN MACDONALD. But did you tell your mom "Hi" for me? Ask her if she remembers me. I'm the one that helped her into her special saddle. She's kinky.

[Anonymous]

You know what would really be scary? If you used all this information on me I have readily available on my web site, on yellowpages.com to get my address. THAT SURE WOULD SHOW ME WHO I'M DEALING WITH :goth

I'm not saying your art is bad to make you feel insecure or even because I don't like you. It is honest-to-god crap and I don't deign to participate in a penis measuring contest with you in the girls' locker room over it, considering that the only effort I put into my encounters with you is proportional to the personal entertainment it affords.

PS. I have a feeling that Adobe would be far more interested in your usage of maternally-related one-liners than me illegally using their product, Leslie Carpenter.

[Les Waste]

You are arguing incessantly with me, trying to convince me that I suck at Photoshop. Why are you this stupid? Why can't you tell that I am baiting you?

HAHAHA SKETCH33 IS A MASTER AT BAITING :lol

Nobody is trying to convince you that you suck at photoshop. Because you do suck. I don't give a rat's ass if you think you're any good, because you're not. You're not very good at all.

And why do you think you're baiting us? You consider "baiting" to be posting shitty pictures you made in photoshop so that everyone can tell you how much you suck? BOY YOU SURE SHOWED US I AM SO EMBARRASSED THAT YOU ARE TELLING ME YOU AREN'T GETTING MAD ON A MESSAGE BOARD :(

And nobody is arguing with you. You're the only person arguing. This is not an argument:

"Here is a crappy picture I made in photoshop"
"It sucks."
"No you're mistaken it's very good because I do photoshop professionally"
"But that sucks."
"Why don't you post something better oh wait you won't because you suck and your just jealous"
"But I did. And it was better than your's."
"You're just jealous why are you arguing don't you know you're losing what is wrong with you I'm just so much better than you I'm not a virgin and I paid the full price for my Photoshop."
"But you suck."

[Sketch33]

Ahhh, Chojin-monkey! Baby! Goofy-fucker! I'm not the one that started insulting moms:

...for drawing naked, disproportionate pictures of my mom DANCING IN HELL WITH A POORLY-SHADED SICKLE?

I just did it better. Don't start to tear up now. Your mom still loves you no matter how many donkies she's had. Plus, all that extra room she has helped her to steal that new TV for you. And on really cold nights she can be your sleeping bag.

As far as finding out who you are, I really could care less, unless I wanted to drive by and laugh at someone. I just wanted to point out that you were a stupid fuck to admit that you commited a theft that Adobe does prosecute for when your information is so easily available. Silly Chojin.

And for you to measure your penis, it would require a depth caliper, and more time than it's worth.

[Les Waste]

Jesus, that sucked.

So I'm guessing, according to John Cleese, people who are witty are better than you?

[xandor2783]

Chojin i don't see how you can judge anything anyone has done on this thread when you haven't even posted a pic. Oh wait you did. The one that "sketch" did. That was sooo fucking hilarious i almost fell off your mom with laughter.
Seriously, who the fuck are you??? You belittle other peoples work with lame ass comments and all you've done is Pop'n Death. Pop'n Death couldn't be gayer if he wore an ass for a hat.
As for me "backing up sketch" yeah i do, because jamesman and the rest of the posse from the back of the short bus keep harassing him. Here's a tip chojin, why don't you and jamesman and mr.adventure stop the circle jerk for a minute and do something...good, and funny, and good that would at least prove you have some ability. As it is chojin, you fucking suck.

[Sketch33]

Les is still less:

Now that was a fun post. It was actually well thought out. Funny though, I never said anything about any of you being jealous.

You're not very good at all.
Ouch. Such a way with words. It may be my turn to cry now. (thinking of how bad I suck at Photoshop because king dink and his pussy posse say so)... nope. nothing. I must have used up all my tears from laughing at you silly shits. Oh well.

I almost forgot! What a fantastic useage of the play on word for masturbate. it was soooo clever! Let's see, how did it go?
HAHAHA SKETCH33 IS A MASTER AT BAITING
Why, I'll bet you are the first nuckledragger to think of that! I think I know your secret though. You were sitting there, fondling your little swizzle stick, reading my post and thinking, "I wish I could think of something clever to say." Then you read the word "baiting" and thought, "Hey! That's almost like what I am doing RIGHT THIS SECOND! That's clever, isn't it? I'll call him a masterbator, and that will lessen my sin in God's eyes because He favors clever people! And then I'll call Sketch a virgin and nobody will really know I'm really talking about myself!" Oh, you clever little Les than zero.

[xandor2783]

HAHAHA SKETCH33 IS A MASTER AT BAITING

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I get it Les Waste! Master Baiting, kinda sounds like masturbating! That's the funniest fucking thing i've ever heard!!!! And to think that if your father had done more of that we wouldn't have to deal with what could have been just another nut stain on your mom's back, you.

[Les Waste]

You should enter a joke getting contest :)

And everybody already knows Sketch and Xandor are the same person, so just stop trying to fool everybody.

Why don't you post something that doesn't suck? I'm sure people will stop questioning your professional photoshop skills if you could prove you're good at it.

Here's a tip chojin, why don't you and jamesman and mr.adventure stop the circle jerk for a minute and do something...

:contradiction

[James]

Out of everyone in the fucking world, Xandor and Sketch are the last two people who should be insulting other people's creativity. How quickly did they resort to mom jokes? How quickly did they resort to such "creative" name-calling such as Jameson, James*cough*man, Less Waste, etc?

Honestly, this is just going beyond sad. I think we may need to have a true battle of wits in the Mock Wars forum.

Don't worry, you two. We'll let you borrow some of ours. ;)

[xandor2783]

Same person? wtf is wrong with you? You see Les Waste, normal people can have friends and don't have to make due with their internet lackeys.
You should enter a joke getting contest
You started the master baiting thing, retarded.
Why don't you post something that doesn't suck?
And why don't you, nut stain?

[xandor2783]

Why are you wanting to go to mock wars? Is it because you know you can't do shit with photoshop?

[xandor2783]

Jamesman, I'm sorry for my last post. All you really can do with photoshop IS shit. I didn't want to take that away from you.

[James]

Well, for about a page and a half now, we've been putting you and your buddy in your place, which is very unfair to McClain. We might as well move it somewhere else, where fewer people will have to be subjected to your idiocy.

As for my skills, why are you still on that? I really have nothing to prove to you two. I know that my work is better than yours. And it is, in fact, shit. I'll give you a minute or six to figure that comment out.

Now, just shut up, and give McClain his thread back. We can own you and Sketch up and down this block, so we might as well do it in a more fitting forum: WHINY GOTH KIDS!

[xandor2783]

Don't worry, you two. We'll let you borrow some of ours.

Borrow some of your what, retardation? I know you have a lot of it, but if I were you,(thank god im not) I wouldnt be so quick to let others borrow any when it's all you've got going for you.

[Les Waste]

You should enter a joke getting contest
You started the master baiting thing, retarded.

And you didn't get the joke, Sketch. Which means you also didn't get the "You should enter a joke getting contest" joke. You also used retarded as noun. :)

[xandor2783]

My bad with the noun. I ment to say retard, but I can call you
handi-capable if you prefer.

[Sketch33]

Jesus, that sucked.

So I'm guessing, according to John Cleese, people who are witty are better than you?

And I guess that leaves you out entirely. You got me feeling so bad that I was thinking of changing my tag line. How does this sound?

"Les likes to lick the urinals at the bus station. While they are being used. For money. He says it beats working and the tips are good."
- Everyone

[xandor2783]

Ewwww, bus stations! I alaways said that Les was gay put that's Pop'n Death gay.

[McClain]

Sketch, xandor... You two fags are ruining my thread. And you both suck balls at manipulating images. I'm not saying that in defense of anyone, but I'm saying it because apparently you have Carpal Tunnel syndrome and Parkinson's. I'm not claiming to be the best in the world, but I could conjure up better work while masturbating with both hands and forks in my eyes.
Quit trying to be a smartass. Just shut the fuck up. Post your goddamn pictures and quit trying prove yourself to everyone. And quit swinging on sketch's nuts xandor. It's not very becoming of an 8-year-old.

[Sketch33]

How quickly did they resort to mom jokes? How quickly did they resort to such "creative" name-calling such as Jameson, James*cough*man, Less Waste, etc?

Honestly, this is just going beyond sad. I think we may need to have a true battle of wits in the Mock Wars forum.

Don't worry, you two. We'll let you borrow some of ours. ;)

Jamesman, your deep-kissing budy Chojin started the mom jokes, in this thread for that matter. I also recall him calling Xandor "Xanadu" a while back. And what I said was "Les is still less" Now if I was going to play with "Waste" I would possibly say he's a "Waste of space, air and sperm". As for taking this to the mock wars forum, why? You're getting your ass handed to you here, why take it anywhere else? If you are worried about how McClain feels about his thread staying near the top of the list, we can always take it to my thread where all you little boys who dream of one day touching a boobie that isn't your mom's have already posted.

[mew barios]

is there some rule about making characters for the sole purpose of having conversations with yourself? maybe there should be. :(

[Sketch33]

Sketch, xandor... You two fags are ruining my thread. And you both suck balls at manipulating images. I'm not saying that in defense of anyone, but I'm saying it because apparently you have Carpal Tunnel syndrome and Parkinson's. I'm not claiming to be the best in the world, but I could conjure up better work while masturbating with both hands and forks in my eyes.
Quit trying to be a smartass. Just shut the fuck up. Post your goddamn pictures and quit trying prove yourself to everyone. And quit swinging on sketch's nuts xandor. It's not very becoming of an 8-year-old.

I'm genuinely sorry McClain. I could tell from your sample pic with the TNMT toys that you do have exceptional PS skills. I wasn't aware that you were requesting submissions from people and then tolerating Jamesman shit talking anyone who actually posts who isn't one of his buddies. Now that I know the score, you don't have to worry about me posting in your thread after this. It would have been nice if you had said something a bit sooner though. Peace.

[Sketch33]

is there some rule about making characters for the sole purpose of having conversations with yourself? maybe there should be. :(

Sorry McClain, have to answer this, then I'm through in your thread. I'm not Xandor. He's a friend of mine who I called to check and see if he was able to access the board last night when I was getting a connection failure. When he asked why, I told him what was going on. Then he set up his own account to back me up when I was getting team slamed by Jamesman, Chojin, MrAdventure and Les More. I told him not to bother, but he did it anyway.

Oh yeah, there isn't a single series of posts where I have had a conversation with him, so I have no idea where you pulled that from.

[Anonymous]

There's so much to respond to, and so very little of it worth it.

So instead I'll just post something from aim.

Popndeth (Chojin): do sketch33 and xanadu really have the same ip?
holysheist (Mew Barios): yes
Popndeth (Chojin): hahaha

It would actually be funny, too, if this weren't the millionth time I've seen whiny, lying tots like you pull off this 'stunt.'

[James]

Now that Sketch just got owned hard, let's get back on track here.

http://www.geocities.com/jamesman_x/ClainDND.txt

[Les Waste]

Hahaha, yes! I called it! You suck Sketch! :)

And Jamesman that is LOL :)

[McClain]

"... you don't have to worry about me posting in your thread after this. It would have been nice if you had said something a bit sooner though. Peace."

I don't care if you post in this thread you dummy. Just quit posting stupid shit. And yes, I even encourage horrible PS work. Look at the page and see for yourself. Not all of it is what I call good work. Now quit acting like a pussy and show us some real photoshop art.

http://www.flampoo.com/fotoshop.html

[jin]

http://images.deviantart.com/large/indyart/photo/mcclain_hot_set_01.jpg

River city rocks.

however my pixel art skills do not.

:/

HAhahehahaheaHhahah

[Rez]

http://www.geocities.com/sketch3335/hotset3.txt

Here's an homage to Jamesman.

thats the only thing i ever liked from you.

[Evil Robot]

Whats this photoshop thing you all keep talking about? Does it have something to do with selling porn?

[Sketch33]

River city rocks.

however my pixel art skills do not.

:/

HAhahehahaheaHhahah

Actually, that's pretty cool. Nice job.

[Sketch33]

Whats this photoshop thing you all keep talking about? Does it have something to do with selling porn?

Actually, it probably does.

[Evil Robot]

http://www.headlice.org/images/bannerkids20.gif
will you tell me what porn is? Is this porn?

[Evil Robot]

http://ohioline.osu.edu/aex-fact/images/592_1.jpg
Is this porn? I dont get it.

[Sketch33]

Definitely porn. Look at the curves on that tractor. The Moral Majority wouldn't approve, Evil Robot. Shame.

[Tree]

This probably isn't the right place to ask, but I'm going to ask anyways:
Can someone point me in the direction of a good site to download Windows/Photoshop fonts? I've been searching all day and I can't seem to find any sites that offer free fonts. Any help would be appreciated.

[James]

Search up "free fonts," and you'll find like 50,000 websites.

[Tree]

I've been searching all day and I can't seem to find any sites that offer free fonts
As I said, I have been searching and the 50,000 sites under 'Free Fonts' are all bait-n-switch pay for font sites.
Any direction would be nice. Thanks again.

[MaskedMonk]

http://blambot.com

[Tree]

Thanks a ton Monk!

[James]

How come mine aren't on your page. You hate them, don't you? :(

[James]

Bumping this.

Come on, you collective mass of faggot. Get your Photoshop working and post some motherfucking pictures! >: