ASSKICKING SONGS >:

[Rongi]

By that, I mean what song, when it comes on, makes you want to beat the shit out of something. That could mean two things, either the song is really bad, or it really kicks ass.

Mine is "Punch Up At A Wedding".

[Generator86]

Propagandhi's "Ordinary People Do Fucked Up Things When Fucked Up Things Become Ordinary" and "Purina Hall of Fame" make me want to beat the holy hell out of whoever is nearby.

As for songs that are so wretched that I want to just spray all passersby with shotgun blasts, fuck. Any song by a nu-metal band, specifically Limp Bizkit or Disturbed.

[Skulhedface]

In the GOOD way... What comes immediately to mind is White Zombie's "Electric Head Pt. I"

In the BAD way... god damn, there's too many to list.

[Bennett]

Rongi,

what do you listen to while soaking in your piss-soiled pants upon the realization that you are a pussy?

[Royal Tenenbaum]

While I love Radiohead, I must agree. That's a really bad ass-kicking song.

"Street Fighting Man" by the Rolling Stones is always the best for any fight.

[Les Waste]

Cheat by the Clash

[CastroMotorOil]

Anything off the Fighting Music Vol II CD I just bought or SoulFly, Eye for An Eye.

And in a bad way, anything pop.

[Protoclown]

"IT'S RAINING MEN" BY THE WEATHER GIRLS >:

[Rongi]

Rongi,

what do you listen to while soaking in your piss-soiled pants upon the realization that you are a pussy?

I dunno Bennett, what do you listen to when you realize that you can't come up with good insults for shit :)?

[Bennett]

I listen to my old Vaudeville blackface records because they are so funny

[Rongi]

Unlike you.

If you're not here to talk about ass kicking songs, then procede to get the fuck out of my thread :).

[sspadowsky]

"I Hate" -Overkill
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[Protoclown]

Radiohead, to the best of my knowledge, has never done anything REMOTELY akin to an asskicking song. They do have a lot of "sit around and mope" songs though, which are quite nice.

[Spectre X]

Engel, Du Hast, Halleluja, Sehnsucht and Rammstein by Rammstein are the coolest songs ever written! >:

[Mockery]

Megadeth "HOLY WARS"

:rock

[The Retro Kat]

Iron Maiden "The Trooper"


The Rabbit Chase song in Snatch. Hell, most of that soundtrack is badass.

[Les Waste]

Wu-Tang Clan - Bring the Ruckus

[Helm]

Proto, that was so LOL. That overkill

http://www.xtortion.de/xtortion_shop/catalog/images/images_big/overkill_fuckyouandthensome.jpg

not some silly rapper.

Thrash/power from hell :E

Rock on sspad!

My choice is Hatesong by The Haunted.


Edit: I don't know how I misread radiohead for overkill. Call it a freudian slip. This post's silly, so I'll otherwise leave it as it is.

[Jeanette X]

The theme to Xena Warrior Princess. Sung by the Bulgarian Women's Choir. It is the sort of wild chanting that makes me want to pick up a sword and ram it down somebody's throat.

Jenata iazdi samotna
Neinoto minalo srazi ia
Sreshtu voiskite ot tumen sviat
Vouva za dobro tia

Rogovi zvunove idavt
Napraite put na voina!
Tupani biat vuv ritum
Princhesata e pak tuka!

Translation:

A woman is riding alone
Her shameful past almost destroyed her
She is battling the army of the dark world
She is fighting in the name of good

Horns are sounding as she approaches
Way must be made for a fierce battle
Rhythmical drums are heard
The Princess is back ...

http://members.madasafish.com/~whitewitch/images/expics/ex013.jpg

[Rez]

By that, I mean what song, when it comes on, makes you want to beat the shit out of something. That could mean two things, either the song is really bad, or it really kicks ass.

Mine is "Punch Up At A Wedding".

thats the wierdest song to kick someone's ass to. unless it's in that violent "british movie" kind of way. but probably not.

violence isnt my thing tho.

[Rongi]

Thank you! That's exactly what I meant Rez :).

[jewishcarpenter]

aphex twin - come to daddy

that song makes me want to trash a Pier 1 Import store and it's got a nice video to go along with the song too.

[Esuohlim]

ANY CHRISTMAS CAROL

SERIOUSLY

[FlakTrooper]

Some good ol fasion punk music

[Blackjack]

Damage Incorporated... GO!!!

[Ninjavenom]

I imagine Sodom's "Napalm in the Morning" would be just dandy.

[kellychaos]

"Paranoid" Black Sabbath

"Liar" The Rollins Band

"The Trooper" Iron Maiden

"Seek & Destroy" Metallica

"You Got Another Thing Comin" Judas Priest

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Ride of the Valkyrie's.

[FlakTrooper]

Ride of the Valkyrie's.

That makes visions of Apocalypse Now dance in my head.

[The Retro Kat]

Damn, why didnt i think of Ride of the Valkarie? Wagner kicks ass.

[Les Waste]

I know this thread is a month old, but I have decided to bring it back to life because I had a thought (the first one always hurts LOL)

Electioneering by Radiohead makes me want to beat someone's ass.

That's all. >:

[WorthlessLiar]

What was the song Smithers taped over Ride of the Valkyrie's with in that one Simpsons episode?

[Grazzt]

Wagner was an anti-Semite. But to the point, GWAR's Ragnarok makes me want to... Well, bring Ragnarok.

[Captain Robo]

MOSTLY ANYTHING BY CELINE DION.

[CrapOnAStick]

MOSTLY ANYTHING BY CELINE DION.

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY ROBO >:

"Tall Cans In The Air" - The Transplants :picklehat

[Captain Robo]

OKAY.

[The_voice_of_reason]

Firstly "My Last Serenade" by Killswitch Engage because it goes straight from melodious happy music to pure assripping metal. Secondly "Five Minutes Alone" by Pantera because well


I see you had your mind all made up you group of
Pitiful liars. Before I woke to face the day, your master
Plan transpired. -Something told me- this job had more to
Meet the eye. My song is not believed? My words some-
What deceiving? Now I'm unwhole.
You've waged a war of nerves
But you can't crush the kingdom
Can't be what your idols are. Can't leave the scar.
You cry for compensation. I ask you please just give us...
5 minutes alone
I read your eyes, your mind was made up. You took me for
A fool. You used complexion of my skin for a counter
Rascist tool. -You can't burn me- I've spilled my guts out
In the past. Taken advantage of because you know where
I've come. My past.
You've waged a war of nerves
But you can't crush the kingdom
Can't be what your idols are. Can't leave the scar.
You cry for compensation. I ask you please just give us...
5 minutes alone