Waterwitch appreciation thread

[Jixby Phillips]

Aww, you are all such BIG BAD MOCKERS, yeah right :rolleyes

You have all been acting like you are such big shits, then this NEWBIE comes in and she puts you all in your places! You all type like "yeah we don't care :rolleyes" but you really do care! She REALLY is getting you all pissed off! Look at how big any thread she posts in gets!! This is like Daisyhead all over again, you couldn't handle her so you BANNED her!

Fuckin' babies, I'm joinin' the Waterwitch Army. I know SOME of you have enough sense to join too!!

And Slipknot DID used to be cool

[!!!!]

I agree completely.

[Professor Cool]

I never said I was a big bad mocker :(

[Jixby Phillips]

You act like it ALL The time, it's pathetic. It's a fucking message board, I bet you think it your dick grows from being better than message board people. Fucking LOSER :lol

[feelevil]

http://www.nd.edu/~bkerwin/tupac.gif

JUST TRY AN STEP >:

[Professor Cool]

Whatever you say Jixby..

Frankly, she's not the one who pisses me off, it's that the fact that people get pissed off by her. I think alot of people did it because Protoclown did it, and so they thought they can be anything as close as cool as him by doing the same. But that doesnt go for everyone.

Whatever, i need to put back the tapes in the return box now.

[feelevil]

shiiiiiit d00d imock is muthafuckin do or die like tha hood :lol

show no fear no mercy dun go apologizin for no acts u commit - stand tall like a man. >:

HEHA:LHRE:HFDOIS:HA:H!!!!!!!!!

[LegoLars]

supposed to leave? :)

[feelevil]

u cant keep the brotha man down mofo

wide

[!!!!]

I think we can all agree that Protoclown is very cool. For a virgin.

[feelevil]

p-clown is muthafuckin str8 up > muthafuckin M.O.B. for those in tha know >ima drag his ass to come party wit me :rock

yo an fuck tha waterbitch army >> tha FEELEVIL army be recruitin and anybody not scareda sum bullets and tears lets hit em up

[ziggytrix]

I knew daiseyhead, and this waterwitch is no daiseyhead.

[Wiffles]

I hope Wiffles doesn't go the way of Waterwitch and Daisy head ^_^;;

Or he will be forced to find new proxy servers ^_^;;;;;;;

[FS]

Waterwitch is AMAZING (I bet she's hot too ;) ) and very dark and cynical.

[MISTER FART]

I CAN PRETEND TO BE WATERWITCH ALL I WANT BUT IN THE END I WILL NEVER BLOW MY COVER :lol

[glowbelly]

:shocked

[Krythor]

I don't believe I've had the honor of reading a waterwitch post yet :/

Ok, so now I have, and I don't think she "Won" or whatever, she just... didn't leave. Kept replying back. Who cares? She couldn't think of anything better to respond with than "YOU ARE ALL BORED AND UR SARCASM SUCKS!" "OK, UR SARCASM IT SUCKS AGAIN" "UR ARE ALL BORED I AM AMUSING U."

It's like a little kid who always has to get the last word in in any argument.

[glowbelly]

jixby's point exactly

[CaptainBubba]

I posted her pics in the loveline thread for all those who want to see JUST HOW STEAMINGLY HOT SHE IS!!!!!

And for those who hadn't seen my tribute comics. (http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Alexandra&ID=138880)

And the 2nd. (http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Alexandra&ID=138887)

[Protoclown]

Screw YOU, Jixby Phillips!! That's right, I said it! I'm SERIOUS, too!! You know what you are, buddy? You're a fucking turncoat! That's what you are!

I swear, the first minute somebody comes along who is a seriously formidable, IN-YOUR-FACE kind of opponent, you go and switch sides just like that! Just like THAT! I cannot BELIEVE this!!

It's like, we can use all the help we can get, you know?? And then you go and pull a stunt like THIS!

To say that my panties are in a bunch would be THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR, MISTER >:

[feelevil]

awwww shit man this betta not turn into no east side vs. west side all over again... lost too many homies to that shit >:

[glowbelly]

pizza mouth to the homies

[Matt Harty]

Word muthafucka.

[Protoclown]

word up home skillet

[Esuohlim]

I don't know about you guys, but I think Waterwitch is the cat's meow. :love

What do you say, my princess honey bunny? ;)

[Matt Harty]

She probably wants to kill you.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Wazzup home fries?

http://www.freshfromthestart.com/homefries.jpg

[CaptainBubba]

I CALL IT, "A LABOR OF LOVE" :love :love

http://image1ex.villagephotos.com/pubimage.asp?id_=2284964

[kellychaos]

Who's the pretty princess?! Who's the pretty princess?!

[Johannas]

p-clown is muthafuckin str8 up > muthafuckin M.O.B. for those in tha know >ima drag his ass to come party wit me :rock

yo an fuck tha waterbitch army >> tha FEELEVIL army be recruitin and anybody not scareda sum bullets and tears lets hit em up


Yo, i be wantin to join up! Fool, ill be your right hand nigga!

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm not being sarcastic.

[Les Waste]

I am convinced waterwitch has to be a character. NOBODY could ever possibly be that stupid without doing it on purpose.

I just wish someone would fess up. >:

[Protoclown]

I'm not being sarcastic.

I'm not either. >:

[GnrySgtHartman]

Im going to watch malibus most wanted in commeration of this.

[waterwitch]

no, i'm not some made up character...i'm me...gods, if you don't believe LOOK at the website..i'm not gonna go to all the trouble of creating that for some fucked up character...(and i am fucked up)

but it's so nice to know i have a fan club....in a weird stalking kind of way...

[Jeanette X]

Wow, look at the mud fly back and forth! WW and Proto, you guys should duke it out in the Mock Wars.

I'm getting front row tickets!

[waterwitch]

...nah...he doesn't want to fight me...he's getting "steamed up" or something like that...i maintain that his brains are boiling away inside his head, but he deny's it...(we know he's lying...)

[Skulhedface]

I'm gonna go make some popcorn. This is getting pretty entertaining.

Too bad I don't get paid until Monday. I'd like to place a few bets on this one.

[waterwitch]

care to elaborate an who you'd be betting on...?

[ziggytrix]

:meat

[waterwitch]

...wait, wait, wait...this fuckwit above me can post ONE PICTURE as a comment and yet if i post a sentence it's deemed "stupid" and "immaterial"........i'm sensing favouritsm here...either that, or really stupid people....you choose...

i'm still flattered that there's an appreciation thread...muahaha..

[ziggytrix]

you're cynical, dark, and sarcastic

[waterwitch]

you changed one word....and posted nearly exactly the same thing in two different threads...are you feeling okay there dear?

[ziggytrix]

http://lookinside-images.amazon.com/Qffs+v35lepMCFDzJOfw7xABHbp1OI9S1uHrcX1s+00H+at1cL vVvN4X523/5auPGyPKea1auaY=

[waterwitch]

...there's someone here with HUMOUR! *nearly dies of shock* ye gods...

keep the humour going...

[ziggytrix]

talking to you is a fun way to get my post count up.

[waterwitch]

...argue with proto...that works quite well....probably why my post count is so high...give it a go...should work for you...

[Johannas]

wow waterwitch, im looking at when you joined, which was yesterday, and you already have 141 posts. Thats more that alot of people that have been around since this board was transferred from the old ones. I am impressed.

Also, i really dont mind you. You seem nice enough.

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Les Waste]

I APPRECIATE WATERWITCH

You can't have people who get jokes unless there are people who don't get jokes. It's like how light can't exist without dark. It's very poetic, and very philosophical. I should wear a beret and write poetry that is very philosophical.

[whoreable]

I think the irony might be lost in waterwitch.

[ziggytrix]

she's stark, biochemical, and elastic!

[Les Waste]

But is she a narc, rabbinical, and iconoclastic?

[ziggytrix]

I think the irony might be lost in waterwitch.

it's because she's so dark. i always lose things in the dark.

[Esuohlim]

I appreciate waterwitch too, and no one could have put it into words better than Les Waste did.

DON'T TRY. >:

Plus, she makes me feel better about myself, and it makes me think how much worse life could be.

[jin]

I be joinin tha mudda-fuckin, FEELEVIL ARMY. Yo. REPREZENT.

WORD UP. YO.

[feelevil]

every1 is welcome in tha feelevil army HAE:LHAHFD:LKHAF PINK TEXT ANIME TITS ITALICS BOLD ALKJAHEHHAHhehehHEHHh

WERD

[Johannas]

Dude can i be your General lol?

[waterwitch]

some like me, some hate me...life goes on...

and your jokes are pathetic, so it's porbably not surprising some people don't get them...sharpen your sense of humour...

[Esuohlim]

What's it like having a putrid cunt?

[UnDeath]

razor honed like yours, Im guessing?

[ziggytrix]

a razor honed cunt? that wouldn't be good. :(

[UnDeath]

shush you :(

[waterwitch]

...are you people obsessed with female anatomy? if you get girlfriends you can admire it up close...IF you can get a girlfriend...

[ziggytrix]

...are you people obsessed with female anatomy?

it's a common side-effect of testosterone, it's nothing personal, mind you.

[waterwitch]

hmm...sorry..forgot for a moment there...is it trained into the male brainat a very early age to drool or comment on female anatomy...? or is it just something you pick up from your fathers over the many years...?

[UnDeath]

ZING!!!! :(

[Professor Cool]

hmm...sorry..forgot for a moment there...is it trained into the male brainat a very early age to drool or comment on female anatomy...? or is it just something you pick up from your fathers over the many years...?

No shit Sherlock >:

It's instinct, live with it, or go lesbian.

Some of "us" can be nice guys too :(

[waterwitch]

some of "you" might be, but none of you have proven it over the past 3 days....

[ziggytrix]

:squigly :conspiracy :domo

[Sam]

Another train wreck of an argument saved by Domo-Kun!!!

Yay! :) :) :)

[Professor Cool]

some of "you" might be, but none of you have proven it over the past 3 days....

And what have you proved about yourself to us?

[waterwitch]

that i'm rude nasty and obnoxious??? i don't know...why don't you tell me...? you all seem to be rather good about doing that...i'm a "cunt", i'm "fat", i'm "princess of feces"...i can't be bothered to go through all the numerous insulting posts but hey...

[UnDeath]

that shes smarter than everyone else her. Combined. :(

[Professor Cool]

Some people defend this board like it was their own fucking country, so if you say anything insulting at all, you should expect a retaliation, not matter how insignificant the comment is. There's also people here that are just complete assholes and make a career out of it here.

And I should probably expect someone to say "Like You" .

[waterwitch]

who cares if you're an asshole? i certainly don't....it's the internet...the joy of having completely anonymity is that you can insult/annoy/agravate/hassle anyone you choose...and you don't have that horrible feeling that they're "going to get you" because they don't know you...hence why the internet is probably so popular...

oh, and by the way, i don't think i'm smarter than any of you..most of you seem like intelligent human beings (unless of course you think a SHARK is BOOMBASTIC...i just don't see the correlation)...

[Wiffles]

Internet anonymity provides Wiffles with much protection from harsh outside elements ^_^

[ziggytrix]

Hi Wiffles! ^_^

[glowbelly]

i think sharks are boombastic :)

[Protoclown]

...nah...he doesn't want to fight me...he's getting "steamed up" or something like that...i maintain that his brains are boiling away inside his head, but he deny's it...(we know he's lying...)

Hoo boy! You sure got me there! :dunce You did me quite a "turn" on that one, didn't you? Not much I can say to that! LOL! My brains are melting away I don't even know how I can be typing this! LOL ;) ;) ;)

[Cap'n Crunch]

I think Waterwitch is someone's character. Whoever it is, they are trying to push Protoclown's buttons. Maybe it is someone playing a prank on Proto...

[Esuohlim]

Thank you for your input Cap'n. :rolleyes

Or should I say...WATERWITCH! >:

[waterwitch]

look..people...i am NOT a character...how many times do i have to fucking tell you....i am ONE person...i am not someone's idea to stir shit..i stir shit on my own simply because it's amusing...

now, for fucks sake, quit giving credit to other people....they are NOT ME!

[Matt Harty]

She's my character.

[waterwitch]

cute....very cute....i'm no ones character, remember? i'm a person...

[Sam]

That sounds just like something a character would say to belay suspicion... hmmm... :rolleyes

[waterwitch]

gods..what more proof do you want? (and naked pictures do NOT count as proof...i've already cleared that up for proto once....)

[Matt Harty]

Naked pictures!

[waterwitch]

.....not funny...i am NOT posting naked pictures..it ain't gonna happen..there has to be some other way...

[Matt Harty]

Honestly, the only way is to admit your a character.

Even if your not. (DENIAL)

[waterwitch]

i..am..NOT..A CHARACTER DAMMIT! (and yeah i want some cheesy poofs..)

[Sam]

i..am..NOT..A CHARACTER DAMMIT! (and yeah i want some cheesy poofs..)

I don't get it. You say you're not a character, but you don't wanna prove it?

It boggles the mind.

[waterwitch]

i refuse to post fucking nude pictures for you sleaze bags...go to a fucking porno site for that shit...i'm not posting them....i have SOME morals...

[whoreable]

the dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them

[CaptainBubba]

...the dumber people think you are... the more surprised they're going to be... when you kill them...

[Matt Harty]

I'm going to be REALLY suprised. :o

[Esuohlim]

OK, guys. I'm ready to fess up.

She's my character. I created her to create a little amusement since the boards have been going a little slow over the past couple of days.

Now that the cat's out of the bag, I'll never post under that character again.

[waterwitch]

nice try...won't work though...

[whoreable]

the dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them

[whoreable]

the dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them

[Zosimus]

Waterwitch, at least be happy that nobody is ignoring you *sniff :tear *

[CaptainBubba]

the dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them

[Sam]

nice try...won't work though...


dammit Esuohlim... I thought you were gonna quit! :(

A dead joke is a dead joke. Let it rest in peace.

[Esuohlim]

LOL Sorry. I thought it would be fun to mess with your minds a little bit more.

[waterwitch]

zos, the only reason they're NOT ignoring me is because i'm that annoying they can't get rid of me.....i think they'd like to ignore me if they could...most of them probably do already...

[Esuohlim]

ha ha...stop trying to be funny...it's not working...i am not anyone's character...

EDIT- Whoops, wrong user name. ;)

[whoreable]

the dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them

[Zosimus]

zos, the only reason they're NOT ignoring me is because i'm that annoying they can't get rid of me.....i think they'd like to ignore me if they could...most of them probably do already...

I think that you are wrong. The very fact that you are being mocked on Mockery, is actually showing you that you hold quite a bit of respect from these fellow mockerers ( however crude and vile their comments are). In fact, I believe that this is the very way you are shown love here. Example: :newbie = :love

Now, to be ignored THAT is the death of a newbie! :suicide

[Esuohlim]

Zosimus makes a terrific point, waterwitch. We are merely making fun of your every word because we all love you, and you are special in your own fantastic way. :)

Take these words that I made up myself, waterwitch: "the dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them"

[Sam]

Esuohlim... you know Whoreable made that up first. Don't take credit for his genius.

[Esuohlim]

You are absolutely right. :(

Sorry, Whoreable. All credit goes to you. :)

[sadie]

i thought witches melted in water. :(

[waterwitch]

i'm sure you all love me...really...

and witches don't melt in water! where do you get this rubbish from? have you been listening to proto's dribble?

[whoreable]

the dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them

[sadie]

1. the wizard of oz, you moron.
2. proto's one of the most intelligent people who post in these forums.
3. it's drivel, not dribble. doh.

[Sam]

i'm sure you all love me...really...

and witches don't melt in water! where do you get this rubbish from? have you been listening to proto's dribble?


Acctually I learned it in a little educational film about proper tornado safety...

damn.. Sadie beat me to it. :bows

[sadie]

watch it, sam. my claws are honed and i love me some fur. >:

[Matt Harty]

the dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them

[FS]

Oh, what a world :(

[waterwitch]

you only now just noticed that you live in a world...congratulations...

[FS]

:lol

[Protoclown]

DAYAM, FatSatan!! I don't know why you're laughing, man! She nailed you but GOOD!

[Atheist Martyr]

Witches float in water...if they're really a witch. If not, they sink and die because they're bound before getting tossed into the water. But hey, at least they're not a witch.

So the question is, is waterwitch floating or sinking? I think the latter, because she would be dead, which would make her more goth ;)

[glowbelly]

where's my favorite princess this fine morning?

[kellychaos]

where's my favorite princess this fine morning?

Probably in bed, I think. Unless my conversion is wrong, it's about 12:30 a.m. over there. :/

When is the REAL mock hazing going to commence? I have to do some laundry and I don't want to miss anything. :)

[Matt Harty]

So the question is, is waterwitch floating or sinking?

SHES BEING A MOTHERFUCKER >: :)

[GothNAPrepsBody]

No Protoclown is not the most intelligent person here
I believe that we should all bow down to water witches superiority here.

Any way shes awesome and any sorcorer or witch is a friend of mine. :)

[Protoclown]

R U GHEY? :heart

[Esuohlim]

Witches float in water...if they're really a witch. If not, they sink and die because they're bound before getting tossed into the water.

What the fuck is this? A lesson on witches?

I get my sources from Halloween and the Wizard of Oz, and that's just enough info for me, thank you. >:

[waterwitch]

yeah, i was asleep...is there a problem with me sleeping? did you want me to stay awake all night just to talk to you people? fuck that....

and i really don't care what pathetic fairytale bullshit you dredge up about witches...

[Sam]

The Wizard of Oz isn't made up!

That shit acctually happened!

[waterwitch]

mhmm....and there's this really cute little purple pig sitting right outside my windows and he's FLYING!

[Protoclown]

You call yourself intelligent and yet you BLATANTLY disregard historical FACT???

Typical. :lol

[waterwitch]

typical of what...? elaborate on that, clown boy....

[whoreable]

...........yes................please.............. ...........elaborate.............................. ......................c...........lown...boy

[Protoclown]

Typical of Australians. :lol

[FS]

I bet waterwitch was the kind of kid who, when called a poopyhead in the playground, responded with "....ummm.... what r u on about..... theres no poop on my head......... ur boring me......"

[Matt Harty]

mhmm....and there's this really cute little purple pig sitting right outside my windows and he's FLYING!

What, are you going to tell me THATS FAKE TOO? >: >:

[jin]

Maybe its the little plastic pig on another MAGICAL ADVENTURE!~~~ :eek

or maybe shes on DRUGS!~ :hypno :hypno :hypno :faint

[waterwitch]

...actually, they were imaginary, i'm not on drugs...cute little innocent girls like me don't do drugs...*smiles sweetly*

[Les Waste]

I bet waterwitch has a really hairy cunt.

[feelevil]

shit that be weak bitch>>>

u sound like tha kinda girl that wud get drunk and have sex wit me and then u'd brag to yer fat ugly friends that h8 u that u fucked a brutha and bitch about the fact dat i never called u back

I BE RIGHT OR RIGHT?? ALSKJFFA:LKJ::LELKJFD

:nutinbutluv

[twiztid~juggalo]

why would a chick botha fuckin a brutha.. they probably wear the baggy pants to hide there tiny dicks...


fuck having the flu sucks... i hope you all get it! :melt

[Sam]

yo yo biotch

I be thinkin it's time for Feelevil to pull a :driveby

AND PULL A COUPLE 187's UP IN THIS MUTHA!

wurd to muh niggahs holdin it down in the G.H.E.T.T.O

CRACKAS BETTA RECKANIZE

[Jixby Phillips]

NO CUSSING

[FS]

*smiles sweetly*

[Matt Harty]

I BE RIGHT OR RIGHT?? ALSKJFFA:LKJ::LELKJFD

YOU BE RIGHT!! JDSKL;JDSAFKLDSAOJSA;


*smiles sweetly*

[kellychaos]

LEMON: Citrus limon The fruit, juice, and peel of citrus fruits flavor food and drink and provide vitamin C. Essential oils from the peel scent food, cosmetics and perfume. The seed oils are used in soaps.

MAGICAL USES: Use in Lunar oils. Wear diluted lemon oil during the Full Moon to attune with its energies. Use in purification and healing oils. Purification; Love. A Lemon may serve as a poppet.
Aromatherapy Uses Acne; Anemia; Brittle Nails; Boils; Chilblains; Corns; Cuts; Greasy Skin; Herpes; Insect bites; Mouth Ulcers; Spots; Throat Infections; Warts; Arthritis; Cellulitis; High Blood Pressure; Nosebleeds; Obesity; Poor Circulation; Varicose Veins; Rheumatism; Asthma; Bronchitis; Catarrh; Dyspepsia; Colds; Flu; Fever; Infections. Key Qualities: Refreshing, Mental Stimulant; Cephalic; Purifying; Reviving; Strengthening; Soothing.

[Matt Harty]

Wear diluted lemon oil during the Full Moon to attune with its energies.

And you expect me to believe any of it now? >:

[kellychaos]

AMATEUR!! If you don't follow the spell exactly, it can result in some serious negative consequences. Behold:

[GothNAPrepsBody]

HEX FOR KELLY CHAOS COMING UP

[ziggytrix]

I'd say something clever, but I'm all fucked up on lemons right now :rave

[waterwitch]

and you have an issue with my chubby cheeks, why?

and if you don't believe in my religion, so be it...i really don't care...

[kellychaos]

I just wanted to rub some lemon on 'em ... that's all ... OK ... I love you ... byebye! :love

[FS]

because because because because because of the cynical things she does.

[kellychaos]

Dingdong! The witch is dead? :/

The witch is dead?

The witch is dead?

[NIGhtMAre]

YeA. WE CAN ALL MOCK AGAIN :)

[waterwitch]

i'm not dead, but i am in the process of dying...

this thread shall now be devoted to those who will write epitaphs for me...best one wins and whall be put on my grave...

[Esuohlim]

DOES YOUR CUNT EVER STOP BLEEDING?

[CaptainBubba]

My bet is that she thinks its really immature that you said cunt.

And that she doesn't care what you think of her.

And that she REALLY wants to try one of those new chewy cheesy taco gordita things.

[waterwitch]

cunt? nah..not immature...part of most mens regular vocabulary...and my cunt does stop bleeding when your mouth stops dribbling shit...

[Rongi]

Go sex up a kangaroo >:

[Esuohlim]

and my cunt does stop bleeding when your mouth stops dribbling shit...

It must suck having a chronic period. Does it suck, Princess? ;)

[whoreable]

the dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them

[CaptainBubba]

http://www.tacobell.com/images/03_04_10w42.gif

[whoreable]

I bet she could eat liek 10 or 20 of those things at a time!

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Better yet I bet she could shove 30 or 40 up your ass.
:moon

[kellychaos]

cunt? nah..not immature...part of most mens regular vocabulary...and my cunt does stop bleeding when your mouth stops dribbling shit...

I'd help out but she's not really "sponge worthy". :)

[waterwitch]

goth, it's nice to know there's at least one nice person in this place...

and is being "sponge worthy" some sort of honour?

[kellychaos]

goth, it's nice to know there's at least one nice person in this place...


Are you going to cry now? :)


and is being "sponge worthy" some sort of honour?

Indeed ... but don't you worry your chubby little head about it, princess. :)

[waterwitch]

...crying? no, i don't cry...i just whinge pathetically...it gets more attention that way...

and my HEAD isn't chubby, spongeboy...only my cheeks are...and don't call me princess until you give me my crown, dammit..

[Perfect Suspect]

You want a Kids Club Meal with your crown?



http://www.outerworlds.com/sanantonio/joyenz%20nashville%20&%20chattanooga/gen%20sedgwick%20at%20splitz%20work%20place%20wear ing%20burger%20king%20shrek%20crown.jpg

HOO-RYAH!

[kellychaos]

Well, the term "cheeks" has a dual meaning here, Sheila, and I'll thank you not to use the terminology because the thought of the alternate meaning as it applies to you makes me whinge pathetically. :/ You must be a princess 'cause you sure are a royal pain in my arse. :)

[GothNAPrepsBody]

I'd help out but she's not really "sponge worthy".

So let me ask what is sponge worthy :/
It seems id have to be deep under the dirt for that.

[kellychaos]

I'd help out but she's not really "sponge worthy".

So let me ask what is sponge worthy :/
It seems id have to be deep under the dirt for that.

Just so long as it's not deep enough that you hit Austrailia. :)

[FS]

Follow the yellow brick road!

[kellychaos]

... and your little dog too! >:

[Helm]

Waterwitch, uhh... Morbid Angel want their pentagram back. But you can keep the poetry.

[kellychaos]

Ummm ... Waterwitch? ... the Dixie Chicks called ... they want their cheeks back. :)

[Helm]

From:
waterwitch

To:
Helm

Posted:
Tue Apr 29, 2003 12:01 am

Subject:
RE-Morbid Angel


okay, either this was a joke, or you're for real...

if "Morbid Angel" has copywrite claims on the pentagram, get them to contact me and i will remove it from my site...

and the poetry i CAN keep cause i wrote it myself...



The horror.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

I say keep it all if you can save or copy it on the internet it is by my thoughts perfectly legal to use


Oh By the way Kelly Your goldfish called, it wants its butt virginity back i suggest you tend to that immediately. :troutslap

[kellychaos]

Oh By the way Kelly Your goldfish called, it wants its butt virginity back i suggest you tend to that immediately. :troutslap

Oh, I will ABSOLUTELY tend to that ... QUIT DIDDLIN' MY FISH YOU PALE-SKINNED, GLOWSTICK CARRYING FREAK! ... How's that? :)

[Matt Harty]

You posted in here over 100 times Kelly :)

Waterwitch isn't being fun anymore. :(

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Okay kelly first quit talking to your self then keep your word and stop groping goldie.

[The Unseen]

I was out the last 8-9 days and i'm glad i missed this thread :)

[UnDeath]

hey, look how awesome Goth is now! he has a pantagram for his avatar! I FEEL THE MAGIC COURSING THROUGH MY VEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!

[waterwitch]

reason i'm "not being fun" now is because i'm not sick anymore...there's no fun for me in sitting in front of a computer arguing with you fucks all day when i have better things to do with my time....

[UnDeath]

OMFG U SECKS AT TEH SARCASM OMG!!!!!
We still love you, Princess. :)

[waterwitch]

UNDEATH, fucking hell....THERE WAS NO SARCSAM! i was being blatantly fucking honest....i have better things to do with my days that sit around arguing with you...i have a life, a job, a fianceé...being insulted by a pack of netnerds all day really isn't my scene...

[Rongi]

Waterwitch, you use to be cool man, what happend :(

I expect to get this response;

When...was I ever cool...Rongi?

Or;

Dude...I...was never cool...in the first place

And maybe;

I...just said...I'm not......sick...................................an ymore............................................. .....

[Johannas]

Im not going to defend anyone here but......


You say you dont sit on the computer all day to defend yourself and arguing and be insulted by numbskulls like Undeath, yet you post that countless times. If you have a job and a finacee and all that, then why do you even bother posting at all? For our amusment? For your own? Why dont you just leave the boards? I am just curious. I have no "vendetta" or "malicious intent" twards you. Just a curious guy who would like some answers.

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Rongi]

I have a question for you, Johannas

If no one likes you, why do you continue to post :confused

[UnDeath]

I was talking about Matt Harty's post, which included sarcasm to a point. Im just recollecting the time that you said that our sarcasm sucked, and that you were much better at it than us.
Wow. You have a fianceé. How old are you again? Fucking smart. And you call us a pack of netnerds, but I remember when you posted 100something times in one day...
Get a better insult, other than "you have no life, nerds"
Wait, that requires intelligence, nevermind.

[Johannas]

Rongi, i bet you ask yourself that question every day.

DTH
JOHANNAS

[waterwitch]

no, the reason i became un cool was probably because the little elf whowas suplying my coolness jumped out my head...sorry dear...

and the reason i posted 100+ posts in one day is because i was sick..was at home..had nothing to do...it was either post on here, or go off and play a game of Diablo 2...so i chose your board and played Diablo 2 in between posts....

no, most of you do have lives...i just think it's funny that you choose to SPEND that life paying me out on a forum....

oh, and why does my age have anything to do with this, deathboy?

[UnDeath]

oh, nothing, nothing....
I dont think I need to say anything else. All that matters is that you dont see anything wrong with it.

[Rongi]

Rongi, i bet you ask yourself that question every day.

DTH
JOHANNAS

Oh come on DTH JOHNANNAS, I think you can do a little better then that ;).

[waterwitch]

All that matters is that you dont see anything wrong with it.

anything wrong with WHAT?

[The Unseen]

Yep, definantely glad I missed this

[whoreable]

and the reason i posted 100+ posts in one day is because i was sick..was at home..had nothing to do...it was either post on here, or go off and play a game of Diablo 2...so i chose your board and played Diablo 2 in between posts....


but dont you kill the all powerful satan in diablo 2? That goes against all you believe in. that makes me so sad :(

[UnDeath]

All that matters is that you dont see anything wrong with it.

anything wrong with WHAT?
Read what yours and my little banter was about these past few posts.
Thanks for proving my point.

[kellychaos]

And the number one answer in our Top Ten list as to why "Waterwitch" left the board:

1. There was a sale on Hagen Daz she didn't want to miss.

http://194.162.232.87/GB_EN/120/food_and_beverages/food/haagen_dazs_baileys.jpg

[FS]

Well! Looks like someone's... hoggin' daz!

Ho ho ho!!

[Rongi]

:lol

[GothNAPrepsBody]

And the number one reason kelly IS here...

PORN

[Skulhedface]

And the number one reason Goth is here:

Even Waterwitch turned him down.

THAT'S gotta hurt, m'boy.

[kellychaos]

And the number one reason kelly IS here...

PORN

I'm not going to send any naked pictures of me and I wish that you would quit asking ... no matter how subtle you try to be. All that was from a time in my life when I was young and I needed the money. I'm not ashamed of it. I just moved on and I wish you would too. :/

Sincerely, Kellycockring :)

[glowbelly]

:lol

[kellychaos]

Thank you! ... thank you ... I'll be here all week ... Try the veal and don't forget to tip your wait staff :)

[Matt Harty]

Now it isn't funny :(

[glowbelly]

especially since i was the only one laughing, and i'm a vegetarian

[kellychaos]

Thank you! ... thank you ... I'll be here all week ... try the soy burgers ... and don't forget to tip your organic nutrition providers :)

[GothNAPrepsBody]

I wasnt asking for your pictures i was simply subtily trying to ask you to stop searching for mine.

[kellychaos]

Well that's all fine and dandy ... but that doesn't explain the dramatic increase in hits on my website since you asked, mister. >:

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Why would I want to see this :/

http://www.martybell.com/images/thumbnails/Fat%20city.jpg

[Protoclown]

If this thread doesn't stop sucking right quick, it is sooooo getting locked.

[kellychaos]

I was provoked. :/

[sadie]

i'm thinking duct tape. >:

[Skulhedface]

before I can let this get away, I must point out:

Why would I want to see this :/

http://www.martybell.com/images/thumbnails/Fat%20city.jpg

Gee, I don't know, but you already seem to have found it and knew the html to POST it :rolleyes

[CastroMotorOil]

when will this thread just die...

[waterwitch]

proto, for the first time, i'm actually with you on something..

lock this fucking thing...it's a waste of space...

[Rongi]

Like you :)

[Schimid]

Ooh, yo.

::Gives the "Violently-Angry-Rasta call"::

::Freeevil comes:: :(

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Yeah it is pointless now no more fun lock it

[MISTER FART]

I HAVE SPENT A WEEK TRYING TO THINK OF THE BEST WAY I COULD APPRECIATE WATERWITCH, LIKE, I JUST WANTED IT TO BE PERFECT, BUT ALASS I COULD NOT COME UP WITH ANYTHING AT ALL. I GUESS THIS POST WILL JUST HAVE TO DO :(




:hilarious

[Esuohlim]

You have hand it to Mister Fart. He summed up this entire thread in one post.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Congrats,


Now will somebody please lock the thread.

[Johannas]

Goth, if you hadn't posted what you did, this thread would have dissapeared. Just let it go. And stop saying "Lock this thread". I believe that you should have read the guidlines. If you did, then you know what to do.

DTH
JOHANNAS

[sadie]

give the idiot a break. he doesn't even know where in the hell he is, for christ's sake.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

give the idiot a break. he doesn't even know where in the hell he is, for christ's sake.


Ohh and i suppose you do know my every last location. if so i need help

Where the fuck am I

[kellychaos]

You need help regardless. :/

[Esuohlim]

Ohh and i suppose you do know my every last location. if so i need help

Where the fuck am I

Can someone translate this, because there's no way in hell I can myself.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

You need help regardless. :/



No ones helped yet they all just end up needing "help themselves"

[kellychaos]

Can someone translate this, because there's no way in hell I can myself.

If you figure that one out, can you help ME with that last one?

[GothNAPrepsBody]

If you figure that one out, can you help ME with that last one?[/quote]


Any one whose tried to help me ends up in a loon bin and I walk free :)

[Protoclown]

Verily, no mere mortal may grasp the depths of Gothinaprepsbody's madness without slipping into the pits of lunacy as well. He's just too fucking crazy for the world!

[sadie]

he's just a WILD AND CRAZY GUY. :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

The horror ... the horror ... 8-)

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Verily, no mere mortal may grasp the depths of Gothinaprepsbody's madness without slipping into the pits of lunacy as well. He's just too fucking crazy for the world!

Protoclown wins :) :) :) :) :) :)

[ziggytrix]

I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HUNT DOWN AND EVISCERATE THE NEXT PERSON TO BUMP THIS THREAD, THAT I WILL.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Bump :)