FeelEvil VS Esuohlim (OR FeelEvil's army vs Milhouse pansies

[Johannas]

I b representin for my G FeelEvil. Im startin a gang war against that muthafucka Esuohlim. He be hating all us rappas, and we gotta end it biznatches!!!

DTH
JOHANNAS

FeelEvils Right hand man

[Johannas]

Ok here are the playas:

Feelevil
Johannas(me)
Wiffles

VS the white crackaz:

Rongi
Esuohlim
Skulhedface

[Rongi]

I'd love to play, kids. But I have grown up things to do.

[feelevil]

u know betta than 2 step> specially wit poppa chojin gone

WERD JOHANNAS :rock

[Esuohlim]

:rolleyes doesn't roll eyes enough for this thread.

[Johannas]

dont b hatin, mofo.

[Skulhedface]

I'd love to play, kids. But I have grown up things to do.

I'm actually with Rongi on this one.

[jin]

WORD UP, Yo.

You be back feelevil???

Well I guess its time to ryhme again!

AEHaHEhaHEhaHEhahea

Now I aint be in this lil turf battlee;
Aint gunna be dukin it out in this fightee;
But resist a chance to freestylee?;
I cant, yo, be in my blood niggaz;
Dont be hatin, Or i bust a cap in yo ass;
Now Johannas He be;
The right hand of tha Feelevil armee;
Gotta ryhme wit tha ee;
Feelevilee;
now he be like tha livin dead yo';
smokin and ridin back from bein scared away;
soon as chojin is a go;
fo sho;
hes a hard wanna-be;
That crackahs johannas;
Now that ******s got problems, yo;
No one gives a shit bout what he be playin;
Cause hes just trick shit;
Gunna jump on tha band wagon;
Of the least trippinist dogg in town;
Cause when tha mockery starts;
Feelevilee runs to momee;
But I just be JIN*;
Just playin yo;
Dont be hatin;
Both teams are the losers;
Never had a chance, ho;
So let the ghetto fagfest begin!;
Word to your mother.

REPREZENT, YO.

PS. Does Warsaw have a Thug Mansion?

[Les Waste]

I swear Jin is my favorite person here.

"PS. Does Warsaw have a Thug Mansion?"

:lol :lol :lol

[feelevil]

cuz i gots ta be scared
shits real yo
muthafucka comes str8 from
HEAVEN AND HELL
muthafuckin vagrant
but an anime god
that * could mean ANYTHING
n i dun take no shit
my italics emphasize >my pink
words revolutionizes my>
size 24 crucifies
n everything else
is tha same old shit n its
best in small doses cuz
AehHhehEhhehEHheaehheheaaehHEHhahaahea

[jin]

Though I gotta say yo ryhmin;
Be real satisfyin;
Appealin my vanity;
Specially bout the crucifying;
The line "everything else is the same old shit" confuses me;
You say I got no new shit?;
******- you never had nuthin to BEGIN with;
I said I wouldnt enter this fight again;
But a hypocrite you make me be;
So I need clarifying;
"best in small doses"?;
The doses better be small, cause the mass replyin you do;
That shit is just lame ******;
Dont be trippin foo;
Your posts;
They is lame;
Crazier than a bag of angel dust?;
Boy, you more tame than tame!;
Noone can understand a mudda-fuckin word you be sayin;
You speak englee;
Worst then mee;
And i be a immigrant from chinee;
It aint pink ******, its violet, cant you see?

Word up. Yo.

[Sam]

Somebody give Jin a record deal.

I'd be first in line to buy it.

[feelevil]

now this shit be turnin from rhymin
to a little bitch crying
a whiny goth poem wit no size 24
n questions abound
muthafuckas lame tAME boy TAMER than TAME!
if this be freestylin i'd consider record
'angel dust' be jacked muthafuckin words i can take no credit 4
shit sometimes used in a sig little boy
unlike the deep dark mysterious boy n *

Word up. Yo. Reprezent.

it's losin it's touch
yer werds gettin smaller
n it's all just a front
so i waitin for * n im fallin asleep
to see that u stepped wit
a little more pink

HeheHhahehehehEhahAhehh

[jin]

Woah;
You be startin to say words that be hurtin me;
Dont you know im just playin ******;
Words hurt;
I be cryin yo;
You be trippin ******;
Your the one turn coat like a two-dollar ho;
The * be for "awesome" or maybe not;
You be the one tamer than lame tame lame LAMER THAN TAME;
Bitch what language you speak?;
I aint be deep dark mysterious no;
I use violet to stand out yo;
If you be fallin asleep then go;
Your wacky hilarious comedy antics are running slow;
You cant spell nothing;
And cant speak even that well;
The pink is the shiznit;
While you just sit at home dreamin of welfare moms and lettin go with the jizznit;
No need for big words round here;
Your race murdered the language;
And you boy, you wouldnt understand it;
You talk big bout bullets and blunts;
Shit ******, You all just junk;
You aint shot a man or even cut a deal;
You all just talk homey;
Now keep it real;
I just be playin, ******, but you just boring the hell out of us;
Though i gotta admit;
Your more fun than the other sheep;
Even though, your wasting all our time, Just Go.


Peace.

AEHJaHEhaHEhaEHhaHEhAEHaE

[Wiffles]

We like flowers, we like sun
We frolic around the fields, we have fun

We do fun stuff, we have some laughs
Its time to go now, I had a blast ^_^

[jin]

I LOVE WIFFLES. :love :love :love

[feelevil]

homey mad props
didn't mean to make u cry
n didn't mean 4 that jizznit 2 get in ur eyes
pink to stand out and that jin* u do
between HEAVEN AND HELL n everywhere cool

i killed many muthafuckas!
left them dead in tha streets!
n i be as black as u want me to be

i said u got style
n that still be true
but here i be wastin precious time that could be spent
readin capn' crunch posts n seein drama queen pictures of u

GO i will do
4 tha evening my friend
now back to 1 liners
n AHHEhhehahaheEHHhah

:love wiffles :love

[Professor Cool]

I can't rap
I can't rhyme
It's sounds like crap
When I take my time
To try to be fluent
Like a ghetto street student
I can't rap at all!


I got a hunch
Here comes cap'n crunch

:(

[jin]

This be my final ryhme for the night;
Cause ****** it aint my fight;
Get back your G Johannas;
Stay in the ghetto yo;
Never thought Id see the time;
When Captain Crunch would be immortalised in ryhme;
But do us a favor yall;
stay away from proper threads;
Cause though you be;
"Killin many muthafuckas!;
left them dead in tha streets!";
Your crews comments leave all to be desired;
So wherever you go please take these newbs wit you;
And make the forums fun again to be read;
Wiffles is the shizznit fo sho;
But the rest of all of yo garbage be makin us sick;
When you pull some ryhme off yo fun to ride wit;
But otherwise what you say is so gibberish cant understand it;
Keep it smooth;
Groove and flow;
Keep off the trick shit ******;
And maybe we can all get along;
Mad Props, Yo.

[ziggytrix]

BAM!

[Rongi]

Jin is my idol :(.

[whoreable]

MR ADVENTURE NEEDS TO GET IN HERE AND BUST SOME RYHMES >:

[feelevil]

drop tha beat muthafucka
kick back n groove
cuz shits jus gettin started
n muthafuckas be smooth

but dun be trippin believe dat
cuz this mock war be dead
none of the PLAYAZ stepped up
n there be no blood shed

but bitch dun be sayin
u gots grown up shit 2 do
frontin wit ur frownies
like u ain't fuckin n00b

got mad luv 4 yall
n feelevil is ur friend
no need to get offended
act big n pretend

but ima give face to the OG
who stepped to the plate
wit more than STFU ****** n frownies
n all that sorry ass shit

so ima offer sum quality control
as a sign of respect
i suggest sum u others do this
cuz ur shit be whack

PEACE OUT

[The Retro Kat]

You suck, I'm going to burn a lower case "t" into your yard, for "time to get out."


-credited to South Park



But seriously now, you suck. Stop. For the love of god, stop.

[MrAdventure]

THIS AINT MY FIGHT WHOREABLE

OH WELL, THEY AHD THIS COMING

WELL NOW, A RAP FIGHT HUH?

LET'S PUT YOU ALL IN A PLACE.



MY NAME IS MRADVENTURE (RAP)
SIT DOWN FOR THIS RAP LECTURE (STFU)
YOU'RE JUST EDGING MY RAP PREFECTURE (RAP OFFICIAL)
NOW LET'S RACE A SPACESHUTTLE (IN A BIG RACE)

(YEAH YOU KNOW IT ALL COMES DOWN
(YOU'RE ABOUT TO MAKE A RAP FROWN
(WHAT DO THEY SELL IN MO-TOWN?
(FAKE RAP LESSONS FROM YOU

I MADE FUN OF YOUR FACE (FAGGOT FACE)
AND IN THE SHUTTLE RACE (UH HUH YEAH)
YOU GOT LAST PLACE (LOL, LOSER)
I THINK YOU WENT TO A RAP SCHOOL (FOR STUPIDS, ******)

(THEY'VE GOT THE RAP BLUES
(OSTRACIZED RAP JEWS
(THEY CAN'T GO FOR A RAP CRUISE
(LET'S GO WATCH BARBERSHOP

I HAD SOME RAP FOR DINNER (WITH A SIDE OF RAP)
RAP IS MY BREAD-WINNER (LET'S HEAR IT FOR RAP)
RAP MURDERS FOR HIMMLER (LOOK OUT FOR RAP)
PORCH-MONKEY, NOT A PORSCHE MONKEY. (UNLESS YOUSTEAL IT BUT THEN IT'S JUST UNTIL YOU DRIVE IT TO YOUR EMPLOYER, LOL)

[whoreable]

YOU WIN >:

[feelevil]

Plz! Plz stop black man!! plz shut up! u suck!!!!




/me == 0WN3D

HALKJSHSAFLKhje;l;;;:E

Wiffles can u bitch slap this for me??

[Wiffles]

Wiffles can u bitch slap this for me??

Uh.. ok.
He is a noodle head hee hee ^_^

*runs*

[Schimid]

Funniest. Thread. Ever.

Professor Cool. :rock