FAVOURITE HOBBIES

[wreckreation]

HELLO TODOS


LETS GO TALK ABOUT OUR FAVOURITE HOBBIES
I like to listen to cd's and play video games and martial arts and paintball and hanging out with my friends and going to see bands play music and watching movies and i like to cook food.

[Jixby Phillips]

I LIKE GOING ON THE INTERNET ITS A REAL TREAT FOR ME :x :x :x

[mburbank]

i like to respond to threads

[Les Waste]

I ENJOY PIZZA AND HAMBURGERS ;O

I ALSO LIKE CARPET AND SITTING :*

MAYBE WE CAN GET TOGETHER FOR SOME ANAL ;)

[Blackjack]

I like going into a bar and using the restroom WITHOUT BUYING A DRINK!!!!

[Thetawaves]

Ooh, you're a rebel :(

[RaScAr]

I like saying ''OOGYBOOGYBAGA'' while farting.

[Thetawaves]

And you're funny :(

[RaScAr]

:rolleyes

[Thetawaves]

http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/bdayfrown.gif

[Helm]

I like taking silly threads seriously. serious

[Rongi]

I like saying ''OOGYBOOGYBAGA'' while farting.

WOW, NOW THAT WAS COMEDY :rolleyes

[whoreable]

I LIKE BEARS.
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[Evil Robot]

A BEAR ATE MY PARENTS

[RaScAr]

Why didn't they eat you. :/

[Kalashnikov]

I like to wear my 70's aviator sunglasses, and tend my crops, while holding long, bloody stand-offs with Los Federales. :)

[Anonymous]

You like to be bald. And not have any hair.

[Kalashnikov]

You like to make cock-shaped popsicles out of frozen semen, you lil' chubby boy/girl you...........:)

[Anonymous]

I would rather be twice as fat as your gay, dead father than half as bald as you :)

[Evil Robot]

my hobby is hitting refresh over and over again.

[RaScAr]

My hobby is sticking a finger in my ass and sniffing it.

:eek

[Evil Robot]

only on thursdays

[Anonymous]

Thank you for your contribution to this thread.

[Kalashnikov]

Look fatty, I know that being fat and gay really makes you think God is unfair. No, he's not unfair. He just has a sense of humor. :lol

[Orange Juice Bruce]

Don't let him fool you, Chojin! He likes to masturbate thinking of girraffes.

[Anonymous]

Did your hair start falling out before or after the police killed your dad, Jersey? :)

[Kalashnikov]

Bruce, you're what happens when a sperm bank deals in dolphin semen. Now go squeeze some fresh orange juice outta your ass.

[Orange Juice Bruce]

Oh! So clever!! Wattah!

[Anonymous]

Jersey, do you have scary flashbacks to the times when you had hair? :)

Like, how your dad did to earn him a beating neither he nor his bald son would soon forget? :)

[whoreable]

I THINK THAT MIGHT BE A COMPLIMENT AS DOLPHINS ARE SMART ANIMALS :)
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[James]

A woman being impregnated causes her children to produce orange juice from their asses?

THIS SOUNDS LIKE MICHAEL CRICHTON MATERIAL. :eek

[Kalashnikov]

Ok Chojin. Now you're going on a personal level. My father was a hero. A man who fought for this country. Something you wouldn't have the guts to do. I know you probably can't come up with something funny to say, so now you're trying to attack me on something that borders on tasteless and crude.
To you it may mean shit. To me, it means living everyday knowing that he shouldn't have died. Wishing he was still around, because he's gone, and I didn't have a chance to say goodbye. Knowing that it was never his fault, and now he's gone.
If the gay jokes offend you enough to make crude comments about dead fathers, then I'm sorry if I offended you in any way, because the way I see it, you are so offended you are resorting to personal attacks.
Now go fuck yourself.

Oh, and your "girlfriend" can sure lose a few pounds.

[Anonymous]

Your father sure lost a few pounds, when the police knocked his dome off his shoulders, causing it to tumble comically down the sidewalk. :)

[Kalashnikov]

Chojin, hug your father and tell him you love him. You never know if he's going to step outside one day and never come back.

[Helm]

I'm sure your father would blow his head off himself, if someone told him his son would grow up to be the mascot dopehead moron everybody likes to make fun of on internet forums. It's a good thing somebody did it for him before he had to face the fact that maybe keeping that condom on wasn't such a bad idea that faithful night, 8 years ago.

[Evil Robot]

You never know if he's going to step outside one day and never come back.The same shit happened to me but you dont hear me using it as a defense. You think of something better NOW

[Anonymous]

Jersey, you ever think that maybe groping your father and continually confessing your love for him is what caused him to go out in a 'blaze of glory' in the first place? :)

I mean, he did have a lot of patriotic honor to restore after raising his gay, bald son. :)

[Kalashnikov]

I'm not using it as defense. On the contrary, they're using it as offense. I never brought up the topic about my father. I know these people hate me so bad, they'll resort to anything to try and get me out of here, including racism and making fun of dead fathers. And when this happens, it's because they can't come up with anything better. And I really pity them.

[noob3]

It's because there's nothing better, making fun of your silly dead dad is hilaruous!

[Anonymous]

I bet his expression when they cracked through his thick mexican cueball with the tonfa was hilarious :lol

[James]

Jersey, you can't help but realize your dad was an idiot. He was pulled over, and he started attacking the cops. Sounds like your idiocy just pushed him over the edge, and he just snapped.

[Helm]

Your father is dead because he hated you. You father was a fag hater. You figure it out.

[Rongi]

You're father doesn't sound like a hero, he sounds like a nut case.

[Kalashnikov]

Well, get it over with. Say what you want about my father. He's dead, and nothing is gonna bring him back. But at least I know he was a true hero, something you will never be in your lifetime.

[Evil Robot]

including racism
Hey, thats a great idea you filthy jewish ****** spic. I bet your dad was Amadou Diallo wasnt he?

[george]

http://home.swipnet.se/tybalt/bild/skeleton.jpg
jerseyboy, i am your father. it is funny how i am so glad to be dead and not actually know you. it is also funny how i am still bald.

[James]

I'm a hero. I'm a police officer, and I saved my fellow officers by killing this retard who started shooting at us for pulling him over.

[Anonymous]

HIS LUNGS COULD HOLD MORE OF THE HERB THAN ANYONE IN THE DIRTY, FOREIGN SHANTYTOWN :tear

FAREWELL MY HERO :tear

[Helm]

LOL

[Rongi]

HE WAS THE GREATEST PSYCHOTIC SPIC EVER :tear.

[george]

http://www.lamp.ac.uk/tairona/Images/col/juan.jpeg

ehhhhhhhh.....i am Juan. i killed your father jeffe. and then i kissed him. i think he liked being dead and gay very much muchacho.

[James]

For what it's worth, Jerseyboy. I don't like making fun of your dead father. I hate to have myself become the target of such a personal attack on these boards.

But then again, I'm nowhere near the piece of shit that you are, so I should be relatively safe.

[whoreable]

see the secret is YOU DONT FUCKING TELL THEM ABOUT IT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS >:

NOW STOP CRYING YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELF >:
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[Anonymous]

Jersey, did the cops strap your dad to the roof of the squad car afterwards, like a deer, when they hauled him off to the precinct? :)

I wonder if they enjoy coffee under a handsome trophy of your father's shocked face :)

[Evil Robot]

The police better have taken the body, otherwise they would be littering, and that not the way to lead by example.

[Kalashnikov]

By the way, I'm Puerto Rican. Make fun of that too if it makes you happy.

[Helm]

Jerseyboy, what happened to your mother?

[Rongi]

Dead spics tend to smell bad if they decay :(

[Kalashnikov]

C'mon, I know there are more racists out there on I-Mockery. Keep it comin'.

[Anonymous]

I bet the police play jokes with your father's trophy head. :)

Like taking a bottle of Corona and putting it in his slack, broken jaw while saying, "Esse! Mira! I'm drinkin' a beer, homes!" :)

[Helm]

It's easier to make fun of you on grounds of being the retarded asshole that you are, without having to go into specifics. I mean, you're a stoner. You come from New Jersey. Your father was anally raped to death screaming "I HATE YOU SON! I HATE YOU with his last agonizing breaths. Making fun of you for being puerto rican is just overkill.

[Rongi]

Meh, Jersey your dad was an inbred pureto rican who probably deserved to die for giving birth to a retard like you.

[Evil Robot]

Puerto ricans are stealing all the good jobs around my area. They bought my house and 15 of them live there now. All my previous neighbors complain about them and say "how could you sell your house to somebody named Guzman?". They bring thier kids up from the bronx to go to suburban schools and not pay for it. they are all dirty spics and I consider you thier scapegoat.

[mburbank]

Evil Robot doesn't know what irony is.

[Kalashnikov]

It's nice to see the TRUE face of I-Mockery.

Come to I-Mockery, where RACISM is as American as apple pie.

[Anonymous]

Come to I-Mockery, where Jersey's dad is just as dead as last week.

[James]

Actually, the true face of I-Mockery is oiled up homo wrestling orgies.

[Evil Robot]

I am aware of the irony of having to sell my home to a mud race, but on the other hand, I got to move to a more white area.

[Anonymous]

ER, as much as I appreciate you attacking Jerseybald, do shut the fuck up.

[James]

I am aware of the irony of having to sell my home to a mud race, but on the other hand, I got to move to a more white area.

China?

[Rongi]

Come to I-Mockery and watch Jerseyboy cry his bald little head off :)

[Kalashnikov]

Yup, come to I-Mockery, the popular site where hispanics and blacks are not welcome. Just like you read on Anti-Racist Action.

[Anonymous]

http://www.comiquitas.net/george/GeorgeoftheJungle.jpg

DAD, DAD, DAD OF THE JERSEY
WATCH OUT FOR THAT COP!


OH



OH FUCK


SHIT



RUN, DUDE!

[george]

you really ought to put down the bong and pull yourself togehter jersy. just because we hate you, and want to make you sad does not mean we hate all bean eaters.

just the other day when the two spics that wash the windows at my building were having their lunch of beans and flat bread, i stopped by and said "man your crappy lunch makes me glad i am not some dirty window washing piece of latin crap"

NOW TELL ME I AM A RACIST. THOSE ARE MY AMIGOS!!!!!!!!

jerk.

>:

[James]

http://www.geocities.com/jamesman_x/Mockkk.txt

[mburbank]

Evil Robot is the suck.

Blacks and Hispanics are totally welcome here, as long as they are not stinking Jews or Evil Robot.

[Evil Robot]

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1924/nazipos.gif
anti-rascist action is a great site, for ******s!

[Rongi]

Jerseyboy, if you hate it here so much and hate everyone, whats the point of being here? You're not doing any damage and your getting beaten to the floor.

[Kalashnikov]

Thanks Jamesman, you supplied me with what I needed exactly. :)

[Helm]

LOL

[Thetawaves]

Jersey, how about a nice warm glass of shut the fuck up :)

[Anonymous]

Can you cry about it some more? Thanks. :)


PS. Your FATHER is DEAD.

[Rongi]

I think jersey needs a lethal dossage of shut the fuck up.

[whoreable]

HEY CHOJIN YOU SHOULD PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR SIG ABOUT JERSEYS BOY DAD BEING DEAD :lol
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[Evil Robot]

Oh no! kalishnakov is going to report us to some rascist action website! This cant be good, or can it........ MWHAHAHAHAHAA!

[Kalashnikov]

I know I'm not wanted here. But I won't let everybody celebrate victory saying that they got rid of me. I most of you are white, and don't want any minorities posting here, but I ain't giving up yet.

[george]

jamesman made me LOL

[Helm]

I despise morons like you. You, figured this is some sort of free for all and decided to fling your shirt around so you can fit in. Guess what? We hate you even more than Jerseyboys' dead dad hated his bald gay son. We want you to choke, to aspyxiate, to turn all purply and bloated, to die in indescripable pain. You are the living proof that there's something to this bad genes theory, but how I wish you were dead proof.

Die. Die. Die.

[Evil Robot]

nobody cared about you being a minority until you raised a whole big shit about it. Now go tell on us to someone who cant do anything.

[glowbelly]

good god, chojin is ruthless. :lol

[Misinformation Man]

DID YOU KNOW:

The KKK's started burning crosses because the varnish caused them to light up faster and burn longer.

[Anonymous]

Jersey, do you even have a job?

I bet you're one of those cocksmokes that calls up talk radio shows to give political opinions founded in how dead their fathers are.


...How did that get in there. :(

[Kalashnikov]

I just wonder why Mock doesn't put in a disclaimer saying "No Spics, ******s, Jews Allowed", instead of bitching about extra-large signatures.

[Thetawaves]

How long did it take you to look that up >:

[James]

Little does Jerseyboy know, the KKK has recently reformed their image, and now allow black people as members. :MrShow

[Evil Robot]

Attention Jamesman: I'm sorry I said you were the same person as jersyboy. I realize now that there is an infinite amount of suck in his brain that can not be contained with current technology.

[Helm]

Shut the fuck up Thetawaves. Be silent. Do not post any more. You are not welcome here any more than jerseylad is.

[Thetawaves]

Of course I am

[Orange Juice Bruce]

Now now, Jerseybald. We aren't racist, per se...
we hatem all minorities the same. :)

[Anonymous]

I just wonder why you need to cry about the fact that your dad couldn't have just fucked a nice white girl. :)

Well, I mean, during the impregnation process. I'm sure there's a reason the police were there in the first place. :)

[george]

can you see my picture yet?

[Orange Juice Bruce]

No George...this time, try harder.

[Jixby Phillips]

I BET YOU ALL HATE MINORITIES EBCAUSE JERSEYBOY IS A MINORITY AND YOU HATE HIM >: >: >:

[Les Waste]

Jixby wins.

[GnrySgtHartman]

My sig wins.

[noob3]

The retarded signature race.

[Slinky Ferret]

Why is everyone being so horrible to jerseyboy.
Is it true that his dad has died? Okay fair enough make comments about him but I think it is horrific to make comments about someone who is dead.

Not sure if this is another sick joke but I don't find it funny. :( I may be white but I try hard not to be racist. My town has all sorts of nationalities and I believe everyone has a right to stay in my country but I think they should all work and contribute to the community.

[GnrySgtHartman]

well said.

[wreckreation]

FUCK YOU FAGETS. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Spectre X]

I like to draw, watch TV, surf on the internet, and all other kinds of.......STUFF! like, molesting little children, and then eating their brain while singing hotel California, by the Eagles.

[wreckreation]

IS INTERESTING

[noob3]

lol maybe u can teach me how to be so funny specter! lol BRAINS

[Evil Robot]

singing hotel California, by the Eagles.
Ha you fag! hotel california was by kid rock! god you young people know nothing!

[Rez]

Look fatty, I know that being fat and gay really makes you think God is unfair. No, he's not unfair. He just has a sense of humor. :lol

you're not as bad as hartman, you're just the same type of person.

fuck off. no ones likes an asshat.

[Anonymous]

Welcome to the greatest thread ever :<

[Rongi]

Does this avatar make me look gay?

[Esuohlim]

I liked your old avatar with the guy tied to the chair. :/

I'M CONSIDERING BRINGING BACK MY DEWEY AVATAR. WHO'S WITH ME? >:

[Pantaliamon]

My avatar is the best.

[Esuohlim]

OR, I could combine all the avatars I've ever had into one 128x130 collectors addition ;)

http://www.vi2.com/getFile/219884.jpg

Eh? Eh? ;) ;)

[Pantaliamon]

That's pretty cool, actually. *considers stealing it*

[soundtest]

I liked Rongi's tied up guy avatar too. I like all of your avatars except Dewey, milhousE. Panaliamon that's a GREAT idea! LOL *evil grin*

Now let's talk about notches...

http://www.barrett-interiors.co.uk/bed%20images/headboard.jpg

I think I got that virus Fartin Mowler got... FUCK YOU HACKERS

goodbye forever