NEW ADVERTISER: Magic & Novelties

[Mockery]

We've got another new advertiser on I-Mockery's main page - MAGICANDNOVELTIES.COM (http://www.magicandnovelties.com/affiliates/score.php?aff_id=53&return=). They've got a bunch of cool items on there, and they do accept PayPal payments (which is nice cuz too many online stores don't). They've even got the keychains where you squeeze the animals until poop comes out of their asses. How can you go wrong with that?

As usual, please help support I-Mockery by checking out our sponsors and supporting them. http://www.I-Mockery.com/main.asp

Thankee :bow

-RoG-

[Protoclown]

FUCKING SPAMMER >:

[whoreable]

I THINK OUR RESIDENT WITCH MIGHT ENJOY THIS :HAT

[Mockery]

They have squirting quarters :o

I haven't used one of those since I was a kid.

[Protoclown]

WOW, YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE PENIS THEN! :eek

mine is still a "squirting quarter" i'm afraid :(

[whoreable]

That might be the largest selection of suprising snakes I have ever seen!

[Mockery]

mine is still a "squirting quarter" i'm afraid :(

According to some of the spam emails I get, you can enlarge your "squirting quarter" to a "gushing silver dollar" in under 2 weeks, simply by taking their patented herbal medication. :eek

[Cap'n Crunch]

Heh, I can get most of those things out of a 50 cents machine. I'll click it just for you to make money. :)

[Mockery]

Your 50 cent machines must be better than mine, cuz I sure can't get a switchblade-comb out of mine. ;)

[Cap'n Crunch]

HOLY SHIT, A SWITCHBLADE COMB! I can comb my hair and then stab someone. I NEED THIS OBJECT!

[Matt Harty]

And then comb the person you stabbed?

[Mockery]

Matt, he's confused. Let's just let him do it and learn from his mistakes.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Sorry, I forgot to take my medicine.

[Mockery]

And you also forgot to stop replying to every post. >:

[sadie]

:lol