Thanks for the support... [Archive]

Mockery

Apr 23rd, 2003, 07:13 PM

Just wanted to thank all of you who've been checking out our sponsors on the main page (http://www.i-mockery.com/main.asp) lately. All of them seem to be quite happy with their campaigns thus far. Who woulda thought you guys wanted Viagra that much.

o.O

Matt Harty

Apr 23rd, 2003, 07:15 PM

It was for my grandpa! >:

Mockery

Apr 23rd, 2003, 07:18 PM

Is that why you like sitting on his lap so much? And all this time I thought it was the Werther's Original candies he'd give you. You know... the shiny wrapper 'n all always lures in the kids.

Les Waste

Apr 23rd, 2003, 07:32 PM

Getting sodomized by my grandpa is a small price to pay for those creamy delicious treats ;)

Mockery

Apr 23rd, 2003, 07:45 PM

No argument there man...

NIGhtMAre

Apr 23rd, 2003, 09:08 PM

heheheh :)

ziggytrix

Apr 23rd, 2003, 10:09 PM

Getting sodomized for candy is a wholesome family tradition according to their commercial.

Wasn't that the point of their TV ads? It's been a while...

Jixby Phillips

Apr 23rd, 2003, 10:56 PM

heheheh :)

BEST POST YET :eek

whoreable

Apr 23rd, 2003, 11:46 PM

Thanks for pointing that out, I cant beleive I almost missed that little gem.

Protoclown

Apr 24th, 2003, 12:16 AM

heheheh :)

BEST POST YET :eek

hahaha :)

Apr 24th, 2003, 05:14 AM

Getting sodomized by my grandpa is a small price to pay for those creamy delicious treats ;)

Getting sodomized by my grandpa is the ONLY way to get those creamy delicious treats :eek :wank

Anyone else notice they've stopped trying to push cookies, candy and treats by way of the commercial starring a grandpa who gets it from his grandpa, then later gives it to his own grandson with an eerily suggestive grin?

WHY is that?

MrAdventure

Apr 24th, 2003, 05:29 AM

Grandpas & Grandmas are all working for me now. >:

Jixby Phillips

Apr 24th, 2003, 05:37 AM

GRANDPAS AND GRANDMAS ARE WORKING FOR MR ADVENTURE :lol

Wiffles

Apr 24th, 2003, 06:38 AM

I love my grandparents, they are so nice to me ^_^

Brandon

Apr 24th, 2003, 08:52 AM

Grandpa gave me a Wurther's to smother Grandma with a pillow after she went wacky.

Zomboid

Apr 24th, 2003, 09:04 AM

Did anyone see the "milkfuls" commercials?

"My grandma loved to tell me to reach into her pocket for a surprise. I loved those milkfuls and now I can share them with my daughter" .

:x

kellychaos

Apr 24th, 2003, 10:03 AM

Mom, have you ever had that "not so fresh" feeling? :/

mburbank

Apr 24th, 2003, 10:22 AM

If one of you bastards knows a wayy to get candy BESIDES being sodomized I wish to hell you'd have told me thirty two years ago.

I'd probably have ended up killing a lot less hookers.

I'm just saying.

kellychaos

Apr 24th, 2003, 10:26 AM

Mental note: Don't go in Max's basement. 8-)

That "some beer in a cooler in the basement" joke kind loses something after the first time. :/

Matt Harty

Apr 24th, 2003, 10:33 AM

You know... the shiny wrapper 'n all always lures in the kids.

I couldn't resist :lol

kellychaos

Apr 24th, 2003, 10:48 AM

I didn't much care for the "reaching in his pocket to get the candy" part either. Pockets are NOT supposed to have holes cut in them! >:

Mockery

Apr 24th, 2003, 02:57 PM

Yes indeed, one of the splendors of I-Mockery is that you can always count on a thread about "thanking people for supporting the site" to quickly turn into a thread about "grandparents sodomizing you in exchange for candy".

It's the I-Mockery way.

:bow

Apr 24th, 2003, 05:33 PM

What always creeped me out is that the grandpa in the Werter's originals commercial looks exactly like his own grandpa in the flashback. Down to the clothes.

I mean, inbreeding is such an ugly word, but...

HickMan

Apr 24th, 2003, 08:48 PM

My grandparents are dead. All dead. I miss the candy...

:tear

Johannas

Apr 25th, 2003, 12:27 AM

and being sodomized too?

kellychaos

Apr 28th, 2003, 11:38 AM

[center:5a91747328]SPOT THE PEDOPHILE![/center:5a91747328]

http://www.werthers.com/deutsch/img/colani164.gif

P.S. The "Super Dickman's" was a bonus pic! Thanks for playing. :)

P.P.S. BTW Mockery, the actor's name who played "Grandpa" in those commercials is (was?) Robert Rockwell. Of course, that didn't help me in my Google search but it may fit well into wherever you choose to file useless trivia.

Carnivore

Apr 28th, 2003, 10:52 PM

I thought this thread was going to be Mockery's tribute to the man-ssiere he wears to support his massive man-boobs. Words cannot describe my disappointment :(

Immortal Goat

Apr 28th, 2003, 11:13 PM

I can appreciate a good joke, but hey. Don't make fun of someone's grandparents if they are DEAD! Maybe im taking this too personally, seeing as how Hick Man is my little bro, but its only been a couple years since our last grandparent died. Please try to be more sensitive to this stuff.

whoreable

Apr 28th, 2003, 11:16 PM

If only he was here for the jerseyboy saga.

Matt Harty

Apr 29th, 2003, 12:24 PM

I can appreciate a good joke

Obviously you can't, your taking all of it seriously.