Esuohlim. [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 24th, 2003, 03:55 PM

I think I needed this for a while. I challenge you to a mock wars even though you already have one going, because other people must think you are as stupid as I think you are too.

Esuohlim

Apr 24th, 2003, 05:47 PM

Cap'n Crunch sucks.

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 24th, 2003, 10:05 PM

OMG, that was such a good comback! LOL!

Esuohlim

Apr 24th, 2003, 10:19 PM

Cap'n Crunch sucks.

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 24th, 2003, 10:22 PM

You are terrible at this. There goes another useless post. You are still a newbie, you aren't funny, so accept it. :(

Esuohlim

Apr 24th, 2003, 10:42 PM

Cap'n Crunch sucks.

The Retro Kat

Apr 25th, 2003, 12:14 AM

Cap'n Crunch sucks.

I remember when you mock warred me, and you sucked balls. Wait, you still do. Then you tried to get out of it, because you suck so bad. Good times.

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 25th, 2003, 03:14 PM

You live in the mock wars because everyone hates you. Go home. :( You wear a tie. :(

Esuohlim

Apr 25th, 2003, 08:52 PM

Cap'n Crunch sucks.

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 25th, 2003, 10:43 PM

You hate my cereal? I give you years on great tasting breakfast and this is how you repay me?

Schimid

Apr 25th, 2003, 11:19 PM

You dropped the ball, Cap'n. Why for did you have to make a cereal with all berries? It was an accident wasn't it? "Oops, All Berries!"? Well, I don't see you trying to correct it.

And you suck.

Esuohlim

Apr 25th, 2003, 11:52 PM

Cap'n Crunch sucks.

(AND YES THAT IS A DOUBLE MEANING, OK? >:)

Skulhedface

Apr 26th, 2003, 12:39 AM

Esuohlim sucks.

By the way, since he liked doing it so much in my topic, I will post a thousand times here in one day, all with that one magic sentence.

Perfect Suspect

Apr 26th, 2003, 01:47 PM

It's not magical at all, the real magic is when you kids could stop whining and have an actually GOOD Mock War.

Esuohlim

Apr 26th, 2003, 02:03 PM

I'm proud of this thread. Very proud indeed. :)

feelevil

Apr 26th, 2003, 06:10 PM

KLASH OF THA TITANS!!!!!

http://www.sports-point.com/images/Dumb%20and%20Dumber.jpg

Esuohlim

Apr 26th, 2003, 06:16 PM

Great, now it sucks. :(

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 26th, 2003, 06:19 PM

Esuohlim must be gay because on the Simpsons, Skinner pulled out a file that said Milhouse was gay, and since you love Milhouse so much, you must be a fucking queer.

Esuohlim sucks. >:

feelevil

Apr 26th, 2003, 06:20 PM

Something pointless and/or annoying. :(

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 26th, 2003, 06:25 PM

I think I figured it out, YOU.

Esuohlim

Apr 26th, 2003, 06:30 PM

Esuohlim must be gay because on the Simpsons, Skinner pulled out a file that said Milhouse was gay, and since you love Milhouse so much, you must be a fucking queer.

Esuohlim sucks. :(

:rolleyes

Schimid

Apr 26th, 2003, 08:06 PM

It's sad when newbies with 8 posts think this board has gone to Hell. :(

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 26th, 2003, 08:24 PM

It's sad when you post. >:

Schimid

Apr 26th, 2003, 08:31 PM

:fu

Perfect Suspect

Apr 27th, 2003, 12:38 AM

WHAT A COOL THREAD

Schimid

Apr 27th, 2003, 02:47 AM

Now you ruined it. >:

Skulhedface

Apr 27th, 2003, 06:56 PM

Esuohlim sucks.

Esuohlim

Apr 27th, 2003, 07:05 PM

Esuohlim sucks.

Skulhedface

Apr 27th, 2003, 07:08 PM

Glad we agree.

So does Cap'n Crunch.

Crunch Berries are better, fool.

Schimid

Apr 27th, 2003, 07:14 PM

But "Oops! All Berries!" is nothing BUT Crunch Berries.

And the berries taste like crap.

Original Cap'n Crunch. :rock

Esuohlim

Apr 27th, 2003, 07:22 PM

Esuohlim sucks.

Perfect Suspect

Apr 27th, 2003, 08:10 PM

Peanut Butter Crunch Is Better Than All OF YOU!

Schimid

Apr 27th, 2003, 08:18 PM

Peanut Butter Crunch sucks balls.

Fruity Pebbles is also better than Cocoa Pebbles.

Esuohlim

Apr 27th, 2003, 08:40 PM

Esuohlim sucks.

Skulhedface

Apr 27th, 2003, 09:06 PM

I like the berries.

The berries are the best part.

Cap'n Crunch sucks.

Esuohlim sucks.

Grazzt

Apr 27th, 2003, 10:01 PM

http://www.insanerantings.com/hell/gallery/cscenes/ftb.gif

Schimid

Apr 27th, 2003, 10:10 PM

That hurts. :(

The Retro Kat

Apr 28th, 2003, 05:15 PM

Yeah, this war does suck. And I hang around in the mock wars because they are fun and because everyone hates me but a handful. But it is indeed entertaining to see Cap'n Crunch continually get on his knees and suck at mock wars.

Schimid

Apr 28th, 2003, 06:38 PM

Retro Kat? Nah, I don't hate you. I've only been a regular poster for a few days though, so...yeh. I'm basically friends with everyone but Rongi. :/

The Retro Kat

Apr 28th, 2003, 06:41 PM

I understand. The thing about rongi is he sodomizes goats. So I see where you are coming from. I used to like to have fights with him until he got gay, with goats of course. Oh, those were the days.

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 7th, 2004, 11:55 PM

Skulhedface sucks. :lol

GADZOOKS

Apr 8th, 2004, 12:15 AM

Skullhedface Sucks

Schimid

Apr 8th, 2004, 12:20 AM

What's up with the whole "Revive Threads Where Schimid Was Lame" craze >:

Perndog

Apr 8th, 2004, 01:41 AM

Cap'n Crunch and Esuohlim both suck.

Skulhedface is cool.

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2004, 09:11 AM

this whole thread sucks :(

Mr. Vagiclean

Apr 8th, 2004, 01:02 PM

did someone break into Crunch's and Muslim's accounts? :(

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 8th, 2004, 01:11 PM

Perndog sucks. :lol

Esuohlim

Apr 8th, 2004, 01:16 PM

Hoyl shit I used a :) emoticon in this thread :eek

Right now I want a girlfriend that sucks :(

Cap'n Crunch

Apr 8th, 2004, 01:19 PM

I'm sorry about this whole fight, friend. :( Let's go get McDonalds. :kisses

Esuohlim

Apr 8th, 2004, 07:07 PM

OK. Let's partake in processed eggs, cheese, and meat, sandwich it in pancakes and pour syrup on it. I hear it's quite a ****** delicacy. :(

executioneer

Apr 8th, 2004, 11:04 PM

i only like the just sausage ones :/

-willie