TV Guide article: 102; pgB

[Orange Juice Bruce]

I-Mockery Movie, The : 2002 color

-Jixby Phillips (Norm MacDonald) and his 3 chorts, Chojin (Tony Danza), Max Burbank (Nicholas Cage) and Orange Juice Bruce (Tony Danza) are called into action by the U.S. government to help solve a crime pertaining to the Columbis Shuttle crash. Before they know what is going on, the 4 heroes get sucked into an overwhelming plot of good versus evil; hilarity ensues.

apprx run tim: 1 hour/25 minutes

**** out of *****

[Evil Robot]

you put yourself in that movie! thats so ........ uhh........

[Les Waste]

Tony Danza is a very talented actor to be able to play two roles at once :)

And Nicholas Cage isn't jewish enough to be Max Burbank >:

Jon Lovitz would play Max Burbank ;)

And I would be portrayed by nobody, as I would just be an extra in the film :(

[FS]

Oh Craptain, My Craptain : 2003

-The life story of Captain Robo (Joe Pesci). One young man struggles with early baldness while fighting for the acceptance of an Internet crowd. Cameos by Michael Richards as Chojin and Miguel Ferrer as Jerseyboy.

apprx. run time: 3 hrs

[Les Waste]

That's a long ass movie considering Captain Robo will die of a heroin overdose before he turns 24 :lol

[Orange Juice Bruce]

I like the plot, but it's just too long. Cut it down to 2 hours, make a sepcial edition extended DVD with some funny outakes, and you got yourself a show!!

[James]

Lord of the Zings: TBA

A young man, Jixby Phillips (played by Sean William Scott) finds himself in possession of a mysterious power, which he must used to rid the world of an evil bald dipshit named Jerseyboy (played by Verne Troyer)

Along his journey, he is joined by many allies: Miss Emma (played by Drew Barrymore), Wreck (played by Ice Cube), Max Burbank (played by Jason Lee), Willie (played by Horation Sanz), Legolars (played by Brendan Fraser), Chojin (played by Jet Li), Orange Juice Bruce (played by Chow Yun Fat), and FatSatan (played by Martin Short).

Rated R, for Ridiculous
Approximate Running Time: 3 1/2 hours

[Helm]

Drew Barrymore? You die now.

[Ninjavenom]

Better than Cameron Diaz. :ugh

[Orange Juice Bruce]

I-Mockery Movie 2, The : 2002 color

-After Jixby and the gang discover that Jersey Boy (Verne Troyer) was the culprit of the Columbia Shuttle Crash, they turn their attention to a Netherlands spook corrupting the mind of I-Mock genious: Fat Satan (Tony Danza). Now it's up to our team to discover the truth behind the possessions of the Netherlands.

apprx run time: 1 hour/24 minutes

** out of *****

[Jixby Phillips]

I WOULD BE PLAYED BY PRESIDENT BUSH :lol

[Captain Robo]

:troutslap :love :bestthread

I don't know about Joe Pesci though...

[Ninjavenom]

http://ninjablood.tripod.com/wombat.txt

:eek

[Zero Signal]

Mr. Mockery was in "Mars Attacks". :lol

[pissed off salesman]

I-mockery attacks

After years of being bashed and ridiculed by idiots retards and other scum i -mockery owner Mr. mockery (Danny Devito) constructs a deadly humor missile to wipe out idiot kind, and its up to a force of the top moron soldiers to destroy the missile lt. Bad mr. Frosty(Guy rolf) and general mr. fart. (sean connery) to destroy the missile but they are constantly being stalked by mockers Pissed off salesman (Mike Myers), Fatsatan(white plastic pig),and Unbanned willy (Joe Pesci)

color 2 hours

payed for by the gov. :obey

[Rez]

http://ninjablood.tripod.com/wombat.txt



:lol :lol :lol :lol

[Rev. Danno]

9:00 PM Channel 163 TVLAND Tuesday, 4
I Love Rog
I-Mockery in the Swiss Alps
30 min.
In Switzerland, Rog and Evil Abe Linlcon are caught in an abandoned cabin during an avalanche. It's one of Rog's own making (of course), and it leads to some soul-searching, Wacky space man, pickle hats and confessions. But not by Abe: ?I just wish some old guy would touch out butt holes, & save us!? They are---by an oompah band playing ?La Cucaracha.? Bandleader: Max Burbank. (VCR Plus+ 666

[Jixby Phillips]

I-MOCKERY SAVES THE DAY

THIS IS A VERY FUNNY MOVIE ABUOT HOW I-MOCKERY SAVES THE DAY!!!

2 HOURS OR SOEMTHING!

EVERY STAR

[Orange Juice Bruce]

I'm just bumping this thread because I wanna see more movie ideas from idiots who are bored! YES!

[LegoLars]

that's sick jamesman. :(