I feel like such a fool...

[Lenor]

I hate you, but I love you, i cant stop thinking of you...

[sspadowsky]

Hey, look, ease up, OK? We barely know each other, for god's sake!
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[Wiffles]

Im sure some Wiffles will make your day better ^_^

[Les Waste]

Wiffles' ass tastes like candy.

And he is completely smooth. He has no hair on his body besides the cute little puff that rests on top of his adoreable melon.

I wanna take Wiffles home with me and kill him because I know, deep within me, I can never be Wiffles. Thanks a lot, God. >:

[punkgrrrlie10]

Don't be so hard on yourself. I think you could be Wiffles...but you'd have to be Wiffles_1. Not the same but close enough.

[Les Waste]

Yeah, I could name myself Wiffles_X or WiffIes or something, but it's just not the same. :(

Only Wiffles' ass tastes like candy and smells like flowers. I can never duplicate that, no matter how many flowers I eat or how many Reeses Peanut Butter Cups I keep lodged in my crack.

:(

[Wiffles]

O.o

*hides*

[Perfect Suspect]

The wiffles candy gave me horrible stomach cramps. No matter how fluffly and adorable you are. I want to file a complaint.

[Esuohlim]

GET READY FOR SOMETHING EXTREMELY CLEVER. o.O

Wiffles is way too sugary sweet for my tastes. :(

[NIGhtMAre]

yea..clever :/

[Captain Robo]

http://letterman.iscool.com/february/mona.jpg
YOUR HEAD'S A THICK CANDY SHELL LOLOLOLOL!!!11!!1

:(

[Matt Harty]

ROBO WINS >: :lol

[NIGhtMAre]

I win. Wiffles Suck.

[whoreable]

You fucking suck Nightmare. Someone needed to tell you.

[HickMan]

Wiffles never did any harm to anybody. He's the cool guy around all of us losers fighting about gay-ass things that don't matter. Wiffles is the dude that will never do any wrong. God bless you Wiffles. :picklehat

[Secret Agent Vomit]

We can always count on Hickman to put things in perspective and make us think about the important things in Life.