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sspadowsky
Apr 29th, 2003, 02:58 PM
Just a thought- Why not shut down GB for a week or something? Maybe after 7 days or so away from the board, people might have something worth talking about when they come back. It would be like that Simpsons where Itchy & Scratchy got taken off the air, and the kids discovered there was a whole world outside.

Then we could all come back here and continue squandering our lives again. But at least a break might be good for our collective psyche.
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mburbank
Apr 29th, 2003, 03:15 PM
I GOTCHER MODEST PROPOSAL SWINGIN', YOU SLICK SON-OF-A-BEE! GOOD GOD, TIME WAS IDDA CUTCHA A NEW BLOWHOLE FOR THAT ONE! SWEET MA MERE BLUE JESUS ON A DING DONG?!


WHAT'S NEXT? AIR CONDITIONING?!? COLOR TV?!? DESK TOP COMPUTATERS?!
Protoclown
Apr 29th, 2003, 03:30 PM
The voice in my head that I heard Burbank's post in was quite extraordinary.
mburbank
Apr 29th, 2003, 03:33 PM
Excellent. The "eaming divce" has begun to function. Now only those with access to tin foil will be able to resist my will.
Les Waste
Apr 29th, 2003, 03:45 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about eating Irish babies.
sspadowsky
Apr 29th, 2003, 05:06 PM
Maybe that's what we can do during our time off. :yum
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Les Waste
Apr 29th, 2003, 09:33 PM
They taste like potatos that have been soaking in whiskey, yet they're still so tender! :love
Hobo Renee
Apr 29th, 2003, 10:00 PM
BOOK FORUM.

-A side note, my American friend told me that Catholic babies taste extra tender.
Schimid
Apr 29th, 2003, 10:02 PM
I thought they only ate babies in Korea. :(
executioneer
Apr 29th, 2003, 10:22 PM
quit stealing my jokes bobo >:

-willie
Les Waste
Apr 30th, 2003, 12:32 AM
I can't steal your jokes if you don't say them, Willie. >: :( :/
Mockery
Apr 30th, 2003, 12:34 AM
BOOK FORUM.

so true... :love
kellychaos
Apr 30th, 2003, 10:05 AM
Those irish potatoes are made of people! ... THEY'RE PEOPLE! 8-)
Hobo Renee
May 2nd, 2003, 02:05 AM
Okay, now that a little time has gone by I'll explain the joke to KellyChaos...no wait, that would ruin the fun.
kellychaos
May 2nd, 2003, 10:09 AM
Okay, now that a little time has gone by I'll explain the joke to KellyChaos...no wait, that would ruin the fun.

I understood the whole Jonathan Swift reference to his A Modest Proposal essay about cannibalizing Irish babies. We read it high school. Mine was simply an off-topic "Soilyent Green" reference. Thank you for your concern, though. :)
glowbelly
May 2nd, 2003, 11:25 AM
i'm sorry, but i don't have a friggin on/off switch. YOU CAN'T SHUT ME DOWN THAT EASILY. >:
whoreable
May 2nd, 2003, 11:54 AM
Maybe if you did we could appreciate you more >:
Captain Robo
May 2nd, 2003, 11:59 AM
OMG YOU SAID IT :(
kellychaos
May 2nd, 2003, 12:02 PM
Maybe if you did we could appreciate you more >:

Impossible ... that's just crazy talk! >:
glowbelly
May 2nd, 2003, 01:49 PM
Maybe if you did we could appreciate you more >:

maybe if YOU did we could keep you turned on all the time and run you through some kind of super hyperactivity machine and make you do special robot dances for us until your circuits couldn't take the juice anymore and you died an awful horrible frying metallic death.
FlakTrooper
May 2nd, 2003, 04:20 PM
maybe if YOU did we could keep you turned on all the time and run you through some kind of super hyperactivity machine and make you do special robot dances for us until your circuits couldn't take the juice anymore and you died an awful horrible frying metallic death.

Thats sounds llike a shitty anime
The Unseen
May 2nd, 2003, 06:09 PM
well, youre a shitty flaktrooper :(
FlakTrooper
May 3rd, 2003, 01:45 AM
You're shitty at being unseen.
Professor Cool
May 3rd, 2003, 01:56 AM
After reading that, break time doesn't sound that bad of an idea.
kellychaos
May 3rd, 2003, 09:38 AM
maybe if YOU did we could keep you turned on all the time and run you through some kind of super hyperactivity machine and make you do special robot dances for us until your circuits couldn't take the juice anymore and you died an awful horrible frying metallic death.

Robo needs a "time out".
Matt Harty
May 3rd, 2003, 10:22 PM
I've been taking a time out :/