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Ninjavenom
May 1st, 2003, 03:16 PM
I like to walk around in the hallways practicing acoustic guitar for my shitty rock band! Incubus kicks so many leagues of ass, it's not even funny! I even LOOK LIKE BRANDON BOYD! I like to play guitar in the hallways because it shows people how skilled i am at guitar, and helps me promote my gay band! When you think of heavy sludge/doom/grindcore, i want you to think of my Incubus Tribute band, Succubus! See, i'm smart, too! I'll bet you didn't know that a succubus sits on MEN's faces, and not on WOMEN's! It's the opposite of an Incubus! Clever, huh? Some of my other favorite bands are Green Day, Taproot, Staind, and NIRVANA! :eek ! Next time you see me, i want you to take my guitar, and shove it up my ass! :)

Rongi
May 1st, 2003, 03:17 PM
:smack

Get a hold of yourself, man >:

Wiffles
May 1st, 2003, 03:31 PM
Wow thats cool ^_^

Captain Robo
May 1st, 2003, 03:35 PM
:rock

Rongi
May 1st, 2003, 03:48 PM
Character or not, wiffles sucks :|

Ninjavenom
May 1st, 2003, 04:12 PM
God i fucking hate these guys. They walk around ALL FUCKING DAY playing acoustic god damn guitar! They both love incubus, too. Incubus sucks. Unless you're a girl, there is no excuse for liking that fuckin' boy band. I think it would be in the best interest of both of these assholes to get hit in the crotch repeatedly with very heavy bricks, after being castrated by two very, very hungry sharks.

Ninjavenom
May 1st, 2003, 04:15 PM
Whoops.

whoreable
May 1st, 2003, 04:19 PM
You have alot of hate inside of you.

Jixby Phillips
May 1st, 2003, 04:25 PM
God i fucking hate these guys. They walk around ALL FUCKING DAY playing acoustic god damn guitar! They both love incubus, too. Incubus sucks. Unless you're a girl, there is no excuse for liking that fuckin' boy band. I think it would be in the best interest of both of these assholes to get hit in the crotch repeatedly with very heavy bricks, after being castrated by two very, very hungry sharks.

whoreable
May 1st, 2003, 04:29 PM
You have alot of hate inside of you.

whoreable
May 1st, 2003, 04:30 PM
You have alot of hate inside of you.

The Retro Kat
May 1st, 2003, 05:04 PM
Skulhedface sucks.

Ninjavenom
May 1st, 2003, 05:05 PM
God i fucking hate these guys. They walk around ALL FUCKING DAY playing acoustic god damn guitar! They both love incubus, too. Incubus sucks. Unless you're a girl, there is no excuse for liking that fuckin' boy band. I think it would be in the best interest of both of these assholes to get hit in the crotch repeatedly with very heavy bricks, after being castrated by two very, very hungry sharks.

noob3
May 1st, 2003, 05:14 PM
The early incubus stuff rocks

The Retro Kat
May 1st, 2003, 05:26 PM
They've gone to hell since then.

noob3
May 1st, 2003, 05:48 PM
Yeah, but still. Science is so awsome when you are comatosly blazed.

The Unseen
May 1st, 2003, 08:56 PM
Why is it that Radiohead sounds kinda like Incubus but is great and incubus completely sucks :(

Evil Robot
May 1st, 2003, 10:32 PM
All music is worthless. You should all listen to recordings from the end of an international airport's runway.

Helm
May 2nd, 2003, 03:12 AM
This thread didn't work very well, did it?

Wiffles
May 2nd, 2003, 05:33 AM
Air guitars are fun ^_^

Ninjavenom
May 2nd, 2003, 06:06 AM
It was SUPPOSED to be about me bitching. :(

Spectre X
May 2nd, 2003, 06:56 AM
bitch on, my friend :bitch

Generator86
May 6th, 2003, 04:28 PM
S.C.I.E.N.C.E. was a pretty good album. Unfortunately, somebody reminded the lead singer that he was cute, so they started submitting more videos to MTV and wrote sensitive songs that would appeal to girls. Hey, at least the bass player quit due to "creative differences", which probably means that he still had a shred of respect for himself.

Wait, I got off-topic.

Ninja, please continue bitching about the acoustic-loving duo in your school. The only two people I know that openly admit to playing guitars with holes in them are both addicted to Tenacious D, which isn't a whole lot better.

sadie
May 6th, 2003, 05:02 PM
i wanna be a groupie and scream and wiggle and squish beer cans with my boobies on videotape. :not

Sethomas
May 6th, 2003, 05:36 PM
Hi Ninjavenom! Wuz ^? :)

Ninjavenom
May 6th, 2003, 05:46 PM
lol sup

Jeanette X
May 6th, 2003, 06:03 PM
bet you didn't know that a succubus sits on MEN's faces, and not on WOMEN's!

A succubus sits on a man's chest, not his face.

noob3
May 6th, 2003, 06:34 PM
YOU WOULD KNOW, SLUT

Jeanette X
May 6th, 2003, 06:47 PM
YOU WOULD KNOW, SLUT

:rolleyes Of course I know...I fly around at night, walking through walls, entering the dreams of sleeping men and seducing them. :wank Then I collect their ejaculate so that I may concieve more demonic children to plague mankind! :troutslap

Ninjavenom
May 6th, 2003, 08:37 PM
yeah, i was going to put chest, but it didn't sound right, funnily enough. :/

FS
May 7th, 2003, 06:48 AM
:rolleyes Of course I know...I fly around at night, walking through walls, entering the dreams of sleeping men and seducing them. :wank Then I collect their ejaculate so that I may concieve more demonic children to plague mankind! :troutslap

Do you make housecalls? HAGHAGHAG I kill me.

Spectre X
May 7th, 2003, 07:00 AM
The only two people I know that openly admit to playing guitars with holes in them are both addicted to Tenacious D, which isn't a whole lot better.

I think that some Tenacious D songs are funny.

I'm going to get my ass kicked for this. :(