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Captain Robo
May 7th, 2003, 12:01 AM
I just saw a commercial that included some little black kid rapping about "Skippy Peanut Butter in a Squeeze tube!"

Apparently, the "Go-Gurt" craze has reached new levels, as many food companies have put out annoying advertising campaigns showing off their latest "Go-Gurt" proxy. Following suit quickly behind Dannon and Jello, Skippy Peanut Butter will now be sold in "squeeze tubes" for "on the go snacking."

First of all, who the fuck would eat peanut butter out of a squeeze bag? Skippy isn't even that great anyway.

Second, it's not crunchy peanut butter.

Third, it's not crunchy peanut butter.

Fourth, you know that this "newfangled thing" from Skippy is going to pose a threat to JIF. In fact, I predict that JIF will start producing their own line of "Go-Gurt" ripoffs just to combat Skippy's sales!

Fifth, it's not crunchy peanut butter.

Sixth, I'm tired of writing this and I'm going to bed. You should too.
Esuohlim
May 7th, 2003, 03:46 PM
Squeeze tubes for "on the go snacking"???

Are they out of their minds? That's like putting ketchup in a fucking squeeze tube for "on the go snacking". It doesn't work. >:
CyborgDuckPenis
May 8th, 2003, 02:15 PM
People shouldn't make foods that have a colour resembling turds into squeeze tubes. Or maybe they should...
CrapOnAStick
May 8th, 2003, 07:02 PM
Puting sticky peanut-flavored fat in a tube and calling it a snack is pretty unbelieveable >:
pjalne
May 8th, 2003, 07:07 PM
Like people need it to be any easier to grow horribly fat.
CrapOnAStick
May 8th, 2003, 07:09 PM
Like people need it to be any easier to grow horribly fat.

Fat America :(
mischief
May 14th, 2003, 08:12 AM
Skippy peanut butter doesn't taste all that skippy to me.
CyborgDuckPenis
May 14th, 2003, 12:44 PM
My brother is obsessed with Skippy peanut butter, to the point where he won't eat any other brand. Which sucks seeing as it's kind of hard to find in this country.
Cap'n Crunch
May 18th, 2003, 09:27 PM
It is the Skippy you squeeze! I don't have to scrub peanut butter out of the spoon now. :)
executioneer
May 19th, 2003, 12:44 AM
I only eat Adams 100% Natural :lol It tastes better and doesn't have sugar and shortening added to it :eek

-willie
Grazzt
May 20th, 2003, 07:36 AM
SUCK MY DICK SKIPPY
Cap'n Crunch
May 20th, 2003, 09:37 PM
I only eat Adams 100% Natural :lol It tastes better and doesn't have sugar and shortening added to it :eek

Is that apple juice?
executioneer
May 20th, 2003, 10:01 PM
are we TALKING about apple juice? >:

-willie
Captain Robo
May 21st, 2003, 09:51 PM
Get out of my thread Captain Cruch :(
Cap'n Crunch
May 21st, 2003, 11:07 PM
You forgot the N. It sounded like Apple Juice. I buy Pathmark kind cuz it is cheaper.
Captain Robo
May 23rd, 2003, 09:16 PM
o I did't
Super-Chunk
Jun 1st, 2003, 12:03 PM
i saw that comercial too
[i]it really makes me wanna hop right outta my chair and go buy some peanut butter in a tube wen i have two full jars in my how

i had em once... and once is enaough
and did u see the box its such a coppy off of gogurt!