HILARIOUS JOKES THREAD

[MISTER FART]

THIS THREAD IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO GO AHEAD AND POST ALL THE HILARIOUS JOKES.

THIS IS TO HELP THE BOARD GET MORE ORDER AND SO THE CHAOS AMOUNT GOES DOWN BECAUSE AT THE MOMENT THERE IS CHAOS EVERYWHERE AND NO ONE KNOWS WHERE ABOUTS THEY SHOULD GO AHEAD AND POST A HILARIOUS JOKE, SO IF YOU HAVE A HILARIOUS JOKE OR YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS ONE POST IT BELOW AND SOON HOPEFULLY WE WILL HAVE A WHOLE ENTIRE THREAD ABOUT HILARIOUS JOKES.

A HILARIOUS JOKE CAN BE ANY JOKE REALLY, AS LONG AS IT IS HILARIOUS ON A COMEDY LEVEL


I WILL DO EXAMPLE OF A HILARIOUS JOKE NOW SO EVERYONE CAN KNOW WHAT EXACLTY I AM TALKING ABOUT IN MORE DETAIL.


"SO I WAS IN THE SUPERMARKET THE OTHER DAY AND I SLIPPED OVER A ORANGE SKIN, AND THE SHOP MAN WHO WORKED THERE CAME OVER AND HE SAID, I AM SO SORRY, AND HE CAME UP TO THE ORANGE PEEL AND THREW IT AWAY AND THEN HE REPLACED IT WITH A BANANA PEEL, I FELT SO MUCH BETTER" :lol:lol:lol:lol

I AHVE TO GO NOW BECAUSE I AM CRYING OUT MY EYES TEARS THAT COME WHEN YOU LAUGH TOO MUCH :lol:lol:cryintg

[Spooky]

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/geo/ygeo.gif

best joke ever.

[MISTER FART]

:lol

[sadie]

i love how this board forces us to hit the spacebar in between certain emoticon tags. :lol:lol:lol
MY RIGHT THUMB WORKS ENOUGH ALREADY! FUCK YOU, NEW BOARD. >:>:>:

[Jixby Phillips]

HARDLEY WORKING OR HARDLY WORKING :lol

[Captain Robo]

MISTER FART :love :obey

[Geggy]

Why don't teddy bears eat?

Because they're alway stuffed.

:/

[MISTER FART]

:lol


THAT JOKE GAVE MY BUM A HELL RIDE

[george]

i will give your bum a hell ride with my foot mr fart. >:

[JeefGyle]

hahaha...huh? that wasn't a hilarious joke :(

[glowbelly]

what's the difference between a gay guy and a refridgerator?

a refridgerator doesn't FART when you pull your meat out.

>:

[Generator86]

Okay, this whore that my friend was fucking told me this joke at the bar last year.

What's the best thing about fucking a 7-year old girl?

Hearing the sound of her pelvic bones cracking.

[whoreable]

>: you suck
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[FS]

That joke's not funny because it relies solely on its (tame) shock effect. :(

I disapprove.

[Spooky]

That reminds me of "Whats the best way to eat bald pussy?"


"Step one: Pull off the diaper".


Anywhom... KNOCK KNOCK!

[GnrySgtHartman]

What do you call a 300 pound woman with a yeast infection?




A whopper with cheese.

[Jixby Phillips]

Sweet fucking christ, these jokes suck

Mister fart should tell the one about Hamburgers at mcdonalds :lol

[whoreable]

I heard it already :lol
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[GnrySgtHartman]

Jixby is the #1 Dad

[Les Waste]

Generator is an idiot. >:

And don't say "BUT IT WAS THIS WHORE MY FRIEND WAS FUCKING WHO TOLD ME THE JOKE!!" because you're the refried idiot who told it again.

I hope you get run over by a very large bus >:

[noob3]

I hope he gets ran over by a small bus so it drags him for 100 miles into the desert where he will be eaten by sand lizards

[MISTER FART]

OKAY OKAY, I WILL TELL THE JOKE THAT JIXBY MENTIONED TO SAY AND IT INVOLVES HAMBURGERS AND MCDONALDS, AND IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS



"HAMBURGERS WORK AT MCDONALDS"



:lOL :lol :lol :lol :lol

HAHAHA GET IT!!!!! IT IS THE CHEESE :lol :lol :lol :klio[/u]

[Jixby Phillips]

:lol

THANKS MR FART :)

[Anonymous]

I made up one the other night when I was dwunk :(

Who's good in bed and maternally related to you?




It doesn't have a punchline. :(

[executioneer]

WHO'S THERE :)

-willie

[JesusFishSticks]

Whadda ya get when you throw a dead baby down the stairs? huh?




An erection. HAHAHAHAH
cause you're a real fuck head. HAHAHAHAHHA
gotdamn shock value.

[fred the scalpel]

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?




Because it was dead! :lol