View Full Version : HILARIOUS JOKES THREAD
Feb 5th, 2003, 12:32 AM
THIS THREAD IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN FEEL FREE TO GO AHEAD AND POST ALL THE HILARIOUS JOKES.
THIS IS TO HELP THE BOARD GET MORE ORDER AND SO THE CHAOS AMOUNT GOES DOWN BECAUSE AT THE MOMENT THERE IS CHAOS EVERYWHERE AND NO ONE KNOWS WHERE ABOUTS THEY SHOULD GO AHEAD AND POST A HILARIOUS JOKE, SO IF YOU HAVE A HILARIOUS JOKE OR YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS ONE POST IT BELOW AND SOON HOPEFULLY WE WILL HAVE A WHOLE ENTIRE THREAD ABOUT HILARIOUS JOKES.
A HILARIOUS JOKE CAN BE ANY JOKE REALLY, AS LONG AS IT IS HILARIOUS ON A COMEDY LEVEL
I WILL DO EXAMPLE OF A HILARIOUS JOKE NOW SO EVERYONE CAN KNOW WHAT EXACLTY I AM TALKING ABOUT IN MORE DETAIL.
"SO I WAS IN THE SUPERMARKET THE OTHER DAY AND I SLIPPED OVER A ORANGE SKIN, AND THE SHOP MAN WHO WORKED THERE CAME OVER AND HE SAID, I AM SO SORRY, AND HE CAME UP TO THE ORANGE PEEL AND THREW IT AWAY AND THEN HE REPLACED IT WITH A BANANA PEEL, I FELT SO MUCH BETTER" :lol:lol:lol:lol
I AHVE TO GO NOW BECAUSE I AM CRYING OUT MY EYES TEARS THAT COME WHEN YOU LAUGH TOO MUCH :lol:lol:cryintg
Feb 5th, 2003, 12:45 AM
best joke ever.
Feb 5th, 2003, 12:52 AM
Feb 5th, 2003, 01:18 AM
i love how this board forces us to hit the spacebar in between certain emoticon tags. :lol:lol:lol
MY RIGHT THUMB WORKS ENOUGH ALREADY! FUCK YOU, NEW BOARD. >:>:>:
Feb 5th, 2003, 03:44 AM
HARDLEY WORKING OR HARDLY WORKING :lol
Feb 5th, 2003, 07:20 AM
MISTER FART :love :obey
Feb 5th, 2003, 09:58 AM
Why don't teddy bears eat?
Because they're alway stuffed.
Feb 5th, 2003, 10:07 AM
THAT JOKE GAVE MY BUM A HELL RIDE
Feb 5th, 2003, 10:11 AM
i will give your bum a hell ride with my foot mr fart. >:
Feb 5th, 2003, 11:18 AM
hahaha...huh? that wasn't a hilarious joke :(
Feb 5th, 2003, 12:22 PM
what's the difference between a gay guy and a refridgerator?
a refridgerator doesn't FART when you pull your meat out.
Feb 5th, 2003, 03:23 PM
Okay, this whore that my friend was fucking told me this joke at the bar last year.
What's the best thing about fucking a 7-year old girl?
Hearing the sound of her pelvic bones cracking.
Feb 5th, 2003, 03:25 PM
>: you suck
Cheap airsoft pistol (http://airsoft-shop.info/tag/pistol)
Feb 5th, 2003, 03:31 PM
That joke's not funny because it relies solely on its (tame) shock effect. :(
Feb 5th, 2003, 05:10 PM
That reminds me of "Whats the best way to eat bald pussy?"
"Step one: Pull off the diaper".
Anywhom... KNOCK KNOCK!
Feb 5th, 2003, 05:16 PM
What do you call a 300 pound woman with a yeast infection?
A whopper with cheese.
Feb 5th, 2003, 05:28 PM
Sweet fucking christ, these jokes suck
Mister fart should tell the one about Hamburgers at mcdonalds :lol
Feb 5th, 2003, 05:30 PM
I heard it already :lol
Synthetic Weed (http://syntheticweed.org)
Feb 5th, 2003, 05:34 PM
Jixby is the #1 Dad
Feb 5th, 2003, 05:49 PM
Generator is an idiot. >:
And don't say "BUT IT WAS THIS WHORE MY FRIEND WAS FUCKING WHO TOLD ME THE JOKE!!" because you're the refried idiot who told it again.
I hope you get run over by a very large bus >:
Feb 5th, 2003, 05:58 PM
I hope he gets ran over by a small bus so it drags him for 100 miles into the desert where he will be eaten by sand lizards
Feb 10th, 2003, 06:47 AM
OKAY OKAY, I WILL TELL THE JOKE THAT JIXBY MENTIONED TO SAY AND IT INVOLVES HAMBURGERS AND MCDONALDS, AND IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS
"HAMBURGERS WORK AT MCDONALDS"
:lOL :lol :lol :lol :lol
HAHAHA GET IT!!!!! IT IS THE CHEESE :lol :lol :lol :klio[/u]
Feb 10th, 2003, 04:43 PM
THANKS MR FART :)
Feb 10th, 2003, 05:04 PM
I made up one the other night when I was dwunk :(
Who's good in bed and maternally related to you?
It doesn't have a punchline. :(
Feb 10th, 2003, 10:25 PM
WHO'S THERE :)
Feb 10th, 2003, 11:11 PM
Whadda ya get when you throw a dead baby down the stairs? huh?
An erection. HAHAHAHAH
cause you're a real fuck head. HAHAHAHAHHA
gotdamn shock value.
fred the scalpel
Feb 10th, 2003, 11:45 PM
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead! :lol
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