Im new and lonely

[SatnsAngel]

[center]I signed up for this page today. I finally found a place where there are fucked up people just like me. All i need now is someone to share my feeling with.

[Secret Agent Vomit]

[center]I signed up for this page today. I finally found a place where there are fucked up people just like me. All i need now is someone to share my feeling with.

Don't stereotype me, MR. >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

[center]I signed up for this page today. I finally found a place where there are fucked up people just like me. All i need now is someone to share my feeling with.

Are you goth, because you sound like it already. There is a thread down there where you can mock the goths or be mocked by them, your choice. :)

[Esuohlim]

Whiny Goth Kids Board is more your style, ma'am.

[whoreable]

I see something special inside this new one! Please be nice to this oerson I think we could have a real winner on our hands here!

[SatnsAngel]

thankyou everyone i wont dissapoint you :)

[Rongi]

ALRIGHT! NEW YOUNG BLOOD! TELL ME, HOW YOUNG ARE YOU, AND HOW HEALTHY ARE YOUR VALUABLE ORGANS ;)?

[Jeanette X]

If you want to be accepted here, READ THE RULES AND GUIDELINES! :newbie

[The Retro Kat]

ASL?

[FS]

Hello Satnsangel. It's great that you're very depressed and angsty. You're the final piece to the great sociologically diverse puzzle that is I-Mockery. I trust you'll be very comfortable in your new niche. If you've got any questions, don't hestitate to cut a question mark in your arm. :)

[Spectre X]

I wish that SatnsAngel would get eaten by a big 'ol man in a Barney suit, while singing "I love you, you love me" etc. That would be the worst death imaginable.

[Grazzt]

Are you a character?

[Spectre X]

me? no.

[Captain Robo]

This thread is a newbie magnet.

You can tell because lots of people are butchering great jokes :(

[Helm]

If you've got any questions, don't hestitate to cut a question mark in your arm.

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/lol.jpg

[Secret Agent Vomit]

That doesn't look like a question mark to me.

[carey]

[center:9d49762138] hi! I'm new here. does that mean i get the pickle hat for my prosthetic head? and if so, which one?:lol

btw, does anyone here like anime like I do? it's the mad bomb!

the truth is, I'm not very socially adept, so I like to play on the internet and pretend I'm someone I'm not , but I guess that violates the rules for this forum.

ok, the real truth is, I'm very depressed. I thought about climing into a dryer the other day and turning it on, but I culdn't reach the switch from the inside. does anyone have any advice on how to accomplish this?

oh, ok, the actual real truth is that I'm 4 days sleep deprived and have no real concept of what may be entertaining or fun to talk about on this forums. and I think I may do bodily harm to myself...

still not impressed? ok, forget all that other stuff, I'm actually the only guy at school who thinks the backstreet boyz are rolemodels, and I wish I was leonardo decaprio. and I've tried to pick up chicks on the internet but noone wants to meet me actually because I don't have a "pic" I can trade, and when I send them one of leonardo they accuse me of using a phoney picture. but they're right, of course.

so, does anyone here like anime or chess?[/center:9d49762138]

[n00bward]

[center:4876149e01] so, does anyone here like anime or chess?[/center:4876149e01]

>: Wiffles get in here immediately! >:

[Grazzt]

No moron, I was asking the initiator of this thread.