Holy Annoyance

[kellychaos]

I used to be a soldier so I'm used to taking orders and stuff but lately God's REALLY been getting on my nerves. It started off innocently enough when he'd only be around to advise me on major events in my life like leaving girlfriends, moving, ect. Now he's nosing into every facet of my life: "Thou shalt change your spark plugs!", "Thou shalt mow the lawn!", ect. What makes it even more annoying is he always has to try to push that bass voice of his. Ooooh, I'm scared! :eek That is sooooo Old Testament. :rolleyes Why can't he just call me? He's got my cell. >:

[Spectre X]

becasue you're from the army, go Gunnery Sargeant Hartman on his divine ass. Only make sure he's not called, or realted to a person named Gomer Piles.

[noob3]

Kelly sure is obnoxious.

[kellychaos]

... and now the left testicle ... please and thank you. :)

[FlakTrooper]

Kelly sure is obnoxious.

She does not come remotely close to you, oh Supreme Lord and Master of all things, Noob3.

[Daphne]

I thought Kelly was a guy?

[kellychaos]

I thought Kelly was a guy?

She is :)

[noob3]

Kelly sure is obnoxious.

She does not come remotely close to you, oh Supreme Lord and Master of all things, Noob3.

why are all these people i don't know acting like i act like i am supreme lord and master of all things? i never act like that, it's just that, kelly's obnoxious.

[FlakTrooper]

I just thought it would be a good title for you

[Johannas]

Hey, Leave KellyChaos alone. And FYI, HE is a male. But then again, im sure he can fight his own battles....*creeps back into his hole*

DTH
JOHANNAS

[kellychaos]

Yet you came to read a thread that you knew was originated by me. :rolleyes Here's a problem solver: Get outta my thread! That is all. Have a nice day. :)

[feelevil]

n00b get ur head out ur ass yo>>> u ain't betta than NOBODY PEACE

[noob3]

what the hell =( i dont think im better than anyone, not even kellychaos but that dosnt make him less obnoxious

[feelevil]

im jus playin' yo >> we cools :nutinbutluv d00d :love

[kellychaos]

Get out!!Get out!Get out!!! >:

[noob3]

gangsign

[feelevil]

kellychaos why don't YOU get out u obnoxious fuck>>

n that cell phone thing iz MY line reserved for ME AND MY CATBREAD yo get ur own gear

[noob3]

let us cap this whitey

[sadie]

you two are gonna be hurtin' if it turns out kelly's some kind of chosen saint-like person or something. i mean, god's speaking to him about the stuff of life. i'm just sayin' be careful. 8-)

[CrapOnAStick]

kellychaos why don't YOU get out u obnoxious fuck>>

n that cell phone thing iz MY line reserved for ME AND MY CATBREAD yo get ur own gear

I thought you left >:

[GnrySgtHartman]

I THINK IT WOULD BE GREAT TO HANG OUT WITH NOOB3 IN REAL LIFE

[Jixby Phillips]

Kelly sucks. So does Johannas.

[Johannas]

Im glad you care about me enough to put me in your post, Jixby :)

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Skulhedface]

Just wait until he cares about you enough to give you your own topic.

[Jixby Phillips]

Can't you get over the fact that you are stupid and annoying?

[Skulhedface]

Only if you could get over the fact that despite your ubernerd friends around here that stick their collective heads up your ass and realize you're not funny.

[Pub Lover]

Hey Skulhed, how is life as a pot? >:

[kellychaos]

you two are gonna be hurtin' if it turns out kelly's some kind of chosen saint-like person or something. i mean, god's speaking to him about the stuff of life. i'm just sayin' be careful. 8-)

I walked on water once but it was ice and I fell on my ass. :)

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