Let me see whatchu look like..im curious :)

[MaRiZ33]

Post a pic of urself, please....i want to see what you people look like ;) ....im kinda curious


thanks!!!

[Schimid]

SHE WANTS CHILD PORN! >:

[punkgrrrlie10]

:die

[Jeanette X]

May I direct you to the "Post Your Picture Here" thread? :rolleyes

[MaRiZ33]

SHE WANTS CHILD PORN! >:

so you're saying all of you are little children?

[Schimid]

OBVIOUSLY. :rolleyes

Anyway, there's another thread for this.

[MaRiZ33]

May I direct you to the "Post Your Picture Here" thread? :rolleyes

oops...i wasnt paying attention...didnt see it...sorry...then dont post ur pix here if you dont wanna... im sure lots of the pix are bs pix anyway :/

[MaRiZ33]

theres way too many pages to flip through and im curious to see what a few of you look like...too hard to find... hmm... this sux

[Schimid]

Good luck getting anyone to put pics here. :/

[MaRiZ33]

hmm... ?????'s for you ppl :::
ur opinions (post a pic if you can) --> include urself if ya want :)
who is the most unique looking on this site?
who is the sexiest? ;)
who looks the goofiest?
and anymore u can think of ....

[James]

oops...i wasnt paying attention...didnt see it...sorry...then dont post ur pix here if you dont wanna... im sure lots of the pix are bs pix anyway :/

As opposed to your little modelling portfolio you have in your sig? :rolleyes Speaking of which, you can consider yourself banned if you don't shrink that down.

The pictures are real. The ones that aren't are obvious jokes.

Double-posting is utterly stupid. Edit buttons are your friend.

And you're a complete moron. Now go take your preteen whore ass back to the 50 Cent fan pages where it belongs.

[Schimid]

See? I'm nice. :)

[MaRiZ33]

May I direct you to the "Post Your Picture Here" thread? :rolleyes

oops...i wasnt paying attention...didnt see it...sorry...then dont post ur pix here if you dont wanna... im sure lots of the pix are bs pix anyway :/

As opposed to your little modelling portfolio you have in your sig? :rolleyes Speaking of which, you can consider yourself banned if you don't shrink that down.

The pictures are real. The ones that aren't are obvious jokes.

Double-posting is utterly stupid. Edit buttons are your friend.

And you're a complete moron. Now go take your preteen whore ass back to the 50 Cent fan pages where it belongs.

ohh okay....scared to post a pic..scared you have a face like a warthog that has been stung by a wasp or that i was going to have to smack you in the face... but then realize nature beat me to it.....If I wanted to hear from an asshole.... I'd fart! Why don't you shut that mobile sperm bank you call a mouth.... before I put your big ass on a straight knuckles and molars diet? BITCH - lmfao at you

[James]

My goat. It has been got. :rolleyes

If you could overcome your ADHD for about 3 minutes, I believe you could find pics of my warthog/wasp sting/bitch lmfao@u face on one of the first two pages of the thread where pictures are supposed to go.

[MaRiZ33]

AND ...u r the immature youngn' who feels the need to cry and complain about a signature... boohoo you little shit...and if you think of something to say...don't mention it.

[MaRiZ33]

My goat. It has been got. :rolleyes

If you could overcome your ADHD for about 3 minutes, I believe you could find pics of my warthog/wasp sting/bitch lmfao@u face on one of the first two pages of the thread where pictures are supposed to go.

you were not one of the ppl i was wanting to see.... and im sure its way too frightening to look at *cringes with the thought of what u may look like* think im gonna take a look tho...

[ItalianStereotype]

AND ...u r the immature youngn' who feels the need to cry and complain about a signature... boohoo you little shit...and if you think of something to say...don't mention it.

actually, sig size is just board policy.

[James]

Double posting again? Edit button is sad you don't like him.

No, I'm the competent human being who is aware of the rules and guidelines, because I have the ability to read and write - Something "u" obviously need some work on.

Who exactly are you looking to see? Christ, who the hell do you even KNOW? You just registered and started tarding things up, so how can you say, "Hmm, I wonder what Max looks like?"

In other words, I put you in your place, so you're just trying to act like you don't care what I have to say. You're like the kid who says, "Fine, I didn't want to hang out with you anyway!" after they get told to fuck off.

[Mockery]

actually, sig size is just board policy.

Indeed. And I removed her sig and sent her a private message linking to the board rules & guidelines. Hopefully this noob will read them before continuing to post... I doubt that'll happen though.

[Schimid]

*cringes with the thought of what u may look like*

:(

[ItalianStereotype]

actually, sig size is just board policy.

Indeed. And I removed her sig and sent her a private message linking to the board rules & guidelines. Hopefully this noob will read them before continuing to post... I doubt that'll happen though.

:strongarm

[MaRiZ33]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/CYOA3/booooobs.jpg

What a putrid putrid waste of a penis you are, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box.... you couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser..... you're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid.... you're damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly.... you have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares.... how much would you change to haunt a house? You should stop smoking pot and get out and vote every couple of years, you pseudo-liberal bum.... people like you are the reason cults exist. If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to run a piss ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming.....I bet the highway patrol make you wear a sign on your fat ass that reads, 'Caution: Wide Load!' I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? ....Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards. Take several deep breaths. Sprint forward at full speed.... do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole. [/img]

[James]

Rog, please allow me to make that my new sig! :lol

[Mockery]

If you're really "a cali girl at heart", I think we should nuke California immediately. Right after Texas.

[MaRiZ33]

doesnt surprise me...u have nothin to say....not bc ur too mature for it..or too big for that...but because your lame ass can't think of anything to say. ha ha

YOU ARE FUCKING OWNED!

[Cap'n Crunch]

Jerk-in-the-Box? How old are you, 14? Crap, I was going to write something about that California thing, but Mock took it.

[James]

If you think what you're saying has any effect other than laughter, then you really need to stay in the AOL chatrooms. You haven't graduated to be with real human beings yet.

[Schimid]

She makes me giggle.

How she speaks of immaturity and such.

[MaRiZ33]

PLEASE...im ive been waiting to see somebody insult me better than i have any of you....and it hasnt happened...im leaving this site for now... only bc uve drove me to boredom... me..14? no.. and ur the one with ninja turtles...If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head to grease the dynamo on a lightening bugs ass ...Youve got a big hole in your head, now shut it..... when you are at a loss for words, your loss is my gain..... As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."



bye for now!

[MaRiZ33]

by the way...this is all fun and games...u shouldnt take me so seriously! ha...u gotta admit...its funny...

bye bye

[James]

Bye forever. :)

[CastroMotorOil]

Jamesman you were
http://users.adelphia.net/~khaosvoid/images/owned.jpg

well not really, but mariz says so so it must be true.

[Mockery]

YOU ARE FUCKING OWNED!

Owned??? What the fuck are you talking about? Were you playing Quake online and just fragged somebody and somehow confused it with a message board discussion? Please shut the fuck up you empty little simp... you obviously have nothing to contribute to the discussions on these forums. You could read the board rules & guidelines fiftyfold and still never post anything worth reading. In less than an hour you have proven to be a completely useless, trite little fool. Impressive.

-RoG-

[Rongi]

If you're really "a cali girl at heart", I think we should nuke California immediately. Right after Texas.

Don't forget New York...please ;(

[Schimid]

I'm 14 and would kill myself if Mariz was our standard.

[Cap'n Crunch]

What a whiny little bitch, isn't she?

[CastroMotorOil]

I think we can safely say that newbies have hit a new low :(

[Psycho Squid]

Meet MaRiZ33... the new feelevil :(

[JonSwift]

It looks like "she" used an insult generator over and over. :/

[Schimid]

I couldn't tell if feelevil was a character, though...

Mariz is a real person. There is no god. :(

[Evil Robot]

This MiRAzZwhatever shit head came here for insults. If it wants insults, then it should go somewhere else and claim to have been from here. Then come back and get more assholes to post on here and make complete idiots out of themselves and. This should keep up for 2-5 days and then suddenly stop without warning, at which point we continue to make fun of them for the next 1-2 days.
Thats the way it always happens, so go on and get it over with.

[whoreable]

Haha, ranked best bored on "the online" by me.

[punkgrrrlie10]

She would vote "Justin for president". :/

And don't nuke cali. Ca. is my friend. She is in GA. Perhaps she is going to the segregated prom. I can agree that no purpose is served by Georgia. If you got rid of it, the trip to Florida would be shorter.

[mew barios]

he might've passed up GA as a target for nuking because i live there. o.o

or is my ego running wild again. :(

[Mockery]

You're the one thing keeping Georgia nuke-safe from me right now, Mew.

[ItalianStereotype]

yet there is nothing, not even Kevin, Whore, and myself, protecting Texas?

[Johannas]

Hey, did you notice this person resembles the writing style of two of our most favorite people on the board? Im talkin about Waterwitch and GothNAPrepsbody. I gotta wonder if this might be one of them...hrmmmm...

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Mockery]

Nothing could save Texas. If I lived there, I'd still nuke it.

[Johannas]

Oh, and something i havent done yet...

HI RoG!!!

DTH
JOHANNAS

[n00bward]

If you do decide to nuke Cali. can I atleast move out first? :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Was my post deleted?

[Esuohlim]

Mine was deleted too. :(

[FS]

I think the board may be a little screwy. I've been seeing names of people who've posted last in a thread on the forum page that don't match with the actual last reply in that thread.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I guess I am the only one protecting Pennsylvania. You can nuke us if you want, we are good for nothing, except produce.

[noob3]

YOUR PRODUCE SUCKS

[Jeanette X]

Nothing could save Texas. If I lived there, I'd still nuke it.

Make sure that Dubya is there if you do.

[Schimid]

Maryland is the state known for it's ROADS.

Keep the ROADS SAFE. And me. :(

[Anonymous]

maryland is known for me

[Schimid]

Anne Arundel County is known for it's roads. Best roads in the country, I'm told. :)

Our teachers are about to strike. :/

[pickleninja]

May I direct you to the "Post Your Picture Here" thread? :rolleyes


she probably can't even find the homepage

[ItalianStereotype]

I guess I am the only one protecting Pennsylvania. You can nuke us if you want, we are good for nothing, except produce.

actually, killing you and your relations would probably be the only legitimate reason to nuke pennsylvania.

[feelevil]

I guess I am the only one protecting Pennsylvania. You can nuke us if you want, we are good for nothing, except produce.

actually, killing you and your relations would probably be the only legitimate reason to nuke pennsylvania.

:lol sorry Crunch :nutinbutluv 4 ya n im tryin 2 be good n shit but yo that made me fucking spit up some of my 40 :lol

[Vibecrewangel]

If you're really "a cali girl at heart", I think we should nuke California immediately. Right after Texas.

I better pack fast

[Protoclown]

Jixby, I've had a couple of my posts eaten by the boards before too. I can assure you that your post was most definitely not deleted.

This thread made me LOL. :(

Either that girl was one of the dumbest posters we've had around here in ages, or it was one of the funniest characters I've seen in a while.

[James]

Either that girl was one of the dumbest posters we've had around here in ages, or it was one of the funniest characters I've seen in a while.

How quickly people forget about Erica Krystal, or however it was spelled.