wow...what's this...how pathetic!

[MaRiZ33]

From: Jamesman
To: MaRiZ33
Posted: Wed May 14, 2003 2:36 am
Subject: Yo yo!
Heya sexy. I'm sorry. Let's not fight. You are sexy and I like sexy girls. So maybe you can give me your AIM name and we can cyber one day?

How old are you?

Luv ya,
James

I doubt this was a joke too - fuckin perv! ha, if you werent such a dick.. i wouldve loved to talk to you as a friend..oh well - - bye

[MrAdventure]

(shitty, i know....im a cali girl at heart)

[whoreable]

:lol

[Pub Lover]

MaRiZ33 is 'Erika Krystal'-Lite. :lol

[Evil Robot]

But last time it was more war like. Wheres the hostility dammit?

[James]

OMG I AM SOOOOO EMBARASSED AND UPSET :tear

[Captain Robo]

MaRiZ33 is 'Erika Krystal'-Lite

Not at all. More like "Twice as much bitch!"

[executioneer]

YEAH BUT THAT'S NOT AS FUNNY, BECAUSE THERE'S NO LOL-OUT-LOUD PUN IN IT >:

-willie

[sadie]

yet another shining example of robo's not getting it. ohyay.

and to whoever started this thread: i'm glad you were able to recognize jamesman's sincerity in that pm. you must be very wise.

[CastroMotorOil]

This just gets funnier all the time.

[Daphne]

Jamesman, how you gonna play me like that? >:

[Schimid]

As far as I'm concerned, this is the funniest thread on the boards. :dunce :(

[MaRiZ33]

As far as I'm concerned, this is the funniest thread on the boards. :dunce :(

When I want your monkey-brained opinion.......I'll rattle your cage!!

[Esuohlim]

NO, I'LL RATTLE YOUR CAGE LOL

[Grazzt]

Hey you want me rattlin' your cage very nice *waggles eyebrows*

[NIGhtMAre]

I dont have a cage. Bitch!

[executioneer]

U SURE TOLD HER, D00D :highfive

-willie

[Cap'n Crunch]

I wouldn't be surprised if all of her posts were all remarks of something we said.

[Mister Sarcastic]

Oh, THAT'S intelligent :rolleyes

[Skulhedface]

WOW! WHAT WACKY THINGS WILL YOU SAY NEXT?

[SatnsAngel]

[quote]From: Jamesman
To: MaRiZ33
Posted: Wed May 14, 2003 2:36 am
Subject: Yo yo!
Heya sexy. I'm sorry. Let's not fight. You are sexy and I like sexy girls. So maybe you can give me your AIM name and we can cyber one day?

How old are you?

Luv ya,
James [/quote

WTF he he :lol

[pickleninja]

(shitty, i know....im a cali girl at heart)

nuh uh!

http://home.att.net/~cpaward/cc_cape1.jpg
this is her pic :O

[The Retro Kat]

Hey man, don't even compare Cobra Commander to Avril Maria. Cobra is so much cooler and hotter. C'mon. And Cobra has more intellegence than Avril could ever want.

[pickleninja]

Hey man, don't even compare Cobra Commander to Avril Maria. Cobra is so much cooler and hotter. C'mon. And Cobra has more intellegence than Avril could ever want.

but isn't cobra commander evil in G.I. Joe?

[The Retro Kat]

Yes, he is. But he still is of the uttermost badassness, unlike Avril Maria.

[MaRiZ33]

From: Jamesman
To: MaRiZ33
Posted: Fri May 16, 2003 8:53 pm
Subject: I'm Falling For You
Seriously, how old are you? I hope you're under 16. I don't like those older girls. Besides, the younger you are, the more time we have to spend in love together.

And it's OK. I'm not a cop, so it's allowed. I think. Who cares? You have great tits. I think.

[MaRiZ33]

and only a sick fucking pedophile would think of a messege like that...and i'm 18 for ur info - still young i know...but i thank god i dont look like you - centuries older than my age with a penis so wrinkly and shriveled like yours im assuming...ur balls are so ashamed by the looks of ur cock that they inverted forever - u fuckin she- male.. u r such a waste of thought...by the way.. my little brother is 16 - u wanna do him in the ass? im sure you do!!! SICK FUCK! u are nastier than a five-dollar whore getting a shit enema.... ur a waste of time... space.... air... flesh...and the rectum you were born from, Fucktard!

[Jixby Phillips]

:lol What a fucken loser!!! :lol

*high 5s MaRiZ33*

[Esuohlim]

You sure told Jamesman off! He'll never bother you again now! :lol

[starz]

I hope mariz is a character, she has to be the most annoying person on this board :/

[AChimp]

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/marissa.jpg

:eek

[Daphne]

nice tits....almost as big as her nose :lol

http://www.pbase.com/image/10756292
HA CHA CHA CHA

MarRiZmyNosetoobig? :eek

[FS]

Is she doing a striptease in a daycare center?

[Rongi]

Fat satan made me LOL :(

Yeesh, she has one ugly face if I ever did see one ;(

[Cap'n Crunch]

OMG, she has a bellybutton piercing, how daring! Her nose looks like a bird's beak.

[GnrySgtHartman]

I'm gonna be the underdog and say that each and every one of you need professional therapy.

[Rongi]

I love you too ;>

[GnrySgtHartman]

YOU DONT BELIEVE IN LOVE REMEMBER?!??!?!?!??!

[Rongi]

Shut up and kiss me you fool.

[The Retro Kat]

I hope she has fun paying her $23 a year.

[Helm]

This thread makes me sad.

[MaRiZ33]

hmmm... glad you guys had fun with my pictures...it's so big of you to point out what you think are my flaws...hmm...but its okay :) i know i'm decent looking...by the way... all my posts teasing any of you are jokes...not to be taken seriously in any way as ive said before! i did not come on this board to fight...unlike most of you think.....BUT i simply was expressing my opinions about how i dont think it's alright for ppl to stereo-type and all that kinda stuff... most of u got on my case right away for not bein so narrow minded...so..to play games...i threw fucked up comments back...but have stated.. U SHOULD NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!i was just going along with ur games... unfortunately... some of you seem to have and felt the need to TRUELY try and lower my self esteem -- its okay though because some people on here do like me and comments from ppl who were so quick to NOT give me a fair chance do not mean anything to me...ppl like that are little and close-mined - un-like me! i like myslef - sorry if u don't; it's your loss..and dont say its not bc u never gave me a chance - so how would u know? that's about it for now... sorry if any of my previous comments offended anybody...and thank you to the people who are kind to me *muah* :)

[Helm]

This was your worst post so far.

[glowbelly]

i'm going to stop taking her so seriously now

[Rongi]

U SHOULD NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!

I neva tuk u seriousli in duh fust playce.

[The Retro Kat]

Ok. What the fuck does *Muah* mean? Does it mean that you are planning the opposite of what you are saying, as in, Muahahahahahah, evil style?

[Schimid]

I don't think she'll ever understand. :/

[Captain Robo]

REMINDS ME OF MY GOOD FRIEND ERIKA KRYSTAL.

[Captain Robo]

http://image.pbase.com/u27/mariz33/upload/16352803.goth9.bmp

Now GothNAPrepsBody can finally lose his virginity.

[The Retro Kat]

If she were a guy, maybe.

[Krythor]

She is sarcastic and... cynical don't take her.... seriously... you guys...

[Captain Robo]

SCARRED FOR LIFE

HOLY SHIT

NIGHTMARES

http://www.angelfire.com/in4/mayhem/baffler/anna.txt

[JonSwift]

:bestthread

[Jixby Phillips]

I happen to think that you are a cunt.

[Captain Robo]

You stole that from Doug because it says cunt.

[kellychaos]

i'm going to stop taking her so seriously now

I never started ... friggin "Beaver Hunt" entries. :/

[GothNAPrepsBody]

As far as I'm concerned, this is the funniest thread on the boards. :dunce :(

When I want your monkey-brained opinion.......I'll rattle your cage!!

I am definately changing my cig

[Matt Harty]

Now you'll be a totally different person!

[GothNAPrepsBody]

http://image.pbase.com/u27/mariz33/upload/16352803.goth9.bmp

Now GothNAPrepsBody can finally lose his virginity.


You obviously don't understand the concept of my ex-girlfriend having a baby but of all the people to mention it it was you you really are a crackup just remember she offered james her brother maybee you could ask if you could have him

[Jixby Phillips]

what?

[Bennett]

I've been looking for something new, this will be perfect, thanks!!!

[Schimid]

Looks like I've been owned. :(

[sadie]

I am definately changing my cig
i hope it's filterless and burns the flesh off your fingers before you do.

[Captain Robo]

You obviously don't understand the concept of my ex-girlfriend having a baby

Nope, then again, I don't recall you saying anything about it.

but of all the people to mention it it was you you really are a crackup just remember she offered james her brother maybee you could ask if you could have him

PUNCTUATION!

[kellychaos]

:gayisabattlefield >:

[Captain Robo]

Are you a private or a general :D

[ItalianStereotype]

robo, don't you find it ironic that you are posting in a thread about pathetic people?

[Jeanette X]

http://image.pbase.com/u27/mariz33/upload/16352803.goth9.bmp

Now GothNAPrepsBody can finally lose his virginity.


You obviously don't understand the concept of my ex-girlfriend having a baby but of all the people to mention it it was you you really are a crackup just remember she offered james her brother maybee you could ask if you could have him

So let me see if I am understanding you correctly...you claim that you knocked up your girlfriend, who is now your ex girlfriend? Way to go, champ. If this isn't more bullshit that you made up, you are some piece of work. You were too stupid to use birth control, too stupid to get her an abortion, and too stupid to stick with her and actually support the baby. You have just convinced me you are even more of a loser than I thought you were.

[James]

The only bitches stupid enough to let Gothypoo slip is soggy willy into their putrid cunts are those who deserve to get pregnant with his pathetic manseed.

I hope she dies during childbirth, or from an infection caused by a coat hanger abortion. And I hope you become so filled with grief (if you can fit more into yourself), that you write poems about how much Slipknot means to you, and then you hang yourself in your room.

And if the baby manages to make it out of that wretched slut's vagina, I hope somebody takes a sledgehammer to it's oh-so soft skull. Last thing we need is the demon spawn of some pathetic, whiny, irritating little shit like yourself.

[dj bastard]

I S wrote
robo, don't you find it ironic that you are posting in a thread about pathetic people?
:lol

[GothNAPrepsBody]

http://image.pbase.com/u27/mariz33/upload/16352803.goth9.bmp

Now GothNAPrepsBody can finally lose his virginity.


You obviously don't understand the concept of my ex-girlfriend having a baby but of all the people to mention it it was you you really are a crackup just remember she offered james her brother maybee you could ask if you could have him

So let me see if I am understanding you correctly...you claim that you knocked up your girlfriend, who is now your ex girlfriend? Way to go, champ. If this isn't more bullshit that you made up, you are some piece of work. You were too stupid to use birth control, too stupid to get her an abortion, and too stupid to stick with her and actually support the baby. You have just convinced me you are even more of a loser than I thought you were.



Abortions are murder, and I do support the bab. The reason we broke up is that a month after the baby was born we decided not to go out so people wouldn't find out who the dad was.


Also, you have now proved to me what a pathetic and narrow minded person you are, thankyou.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

The only bitches stupid enough to let Gothypoo slip is soggy willy into their putrid cunts are those who deserve to get pregnant with his pathetic manseed.

I hope she dies during childbirth, or from an infection caused by a coat hanger abortion. And I hope you become so filled with grief (if you can fit more into yourself), that you write poems about how much Slipknot means to you, and then you hang yourself in your room.

And if the baby manages to make it out of that wretched slut's vagina, I hope somebody takes a sledgehammer to it's oh-so soft skull. Last thing we need is the demon spawn of some pathetic, whiny, irritating little shit like yourself.


She's not a slut, and you don't know either of us.

[Ninjavenom]

The first suspect when a baby is born is the last person the woman was with. How does breaking up with her make you any less of a prime target?

[Daphne]

how do you support the baby? Your mom won't even let you have spikey hair, I can't imagine she let's you leave her overprotective bosom to go to work......or is that why you're a 'model' :lol

[James]

Jesus Christ, the baby's already born? That thing's going to grow up to become the next Hitler.

Seriously, what did you name it? Draco Abyss Darkmoon? I bet you make it wear eyeliner and a dog collar. How can people not tell it's yours? It's probably pale and whines all the fucking time just like you. It's first word is probably going to be "sorrow."

And yes, she is a slut. Any girl that would fuck someone that looks like an albino Backstreet Boy who lost his puppy would fuck anyone else who whipped it out. Maybe you don't have to worry about that kid being yours after all. Maybe it's the school janitor's. Besides, being the young age you and her are at further proves her sluthood.

I think all three of you should just be eaten by crocodiles.

[Captain Robo]

The first suspect when a baby is born is the last person the woman was with. How does breaking up with her make you any less of a prime target?

By making her look like a slut :lol

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Actually yes thats why I do the modeling, so the baby can be supported and I have cash for the two of us, and she was virgin and she named her, her names Jordan Ruther. (her last name).

[Zosimus]

wait a minute! You impregnated a girl, and now you are pretending that you aren't the father?! What kind of an irresponsible numbskull, are you? How old is she?

I hope to hell that you are going to pull your little ass together and start taking some responsibility for your share of the "burden".

Did you say that you were 17 years old, who is helping her?

[James]

Posing for members of NAMBLA isn't modeling, Gothypoo.

[Jeanette X]

Actually yes thats why I do the modeling, so the baby can be supported and I have cash for the two of us, and she was virgin and she named her, her names Jordan Ruther. (her last name).

If you didn't have the sense to use birth control, you are, by definition, a retard. If the baby is already here, no doubt questions are being asked. It is your responsibility to admit that you are the father. What do you have to lose, since you claim you are already supporting her and the baby now?

[James]

Knowing him, he's probably wanting to get with other girls, and they won't want to get with him if they find out he gets girls knocked up. Stand up guy, that Gothypoo.

Think about it, he breaks up with the girl, but will "support" the kid with his "modeling job." That way he can pretend to be a good person, while allowing himself to hook up with other girls.

Like any of them would want to in the first place. Not everyone's a dumb slut like that fat bitch that was easy enough to let this pathetic pasty cabbage patch kid fill her womb.

[Bennett]

james,

you forgot to mention how Gothy's girlfriend moved to Niagra Falls after they broke up.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

wait a minute! You impregnated a girl, and now you are pretending that you aren't the father?! What kind of an irresponsible numbskull, are you? How old is she?

I hope to hell that you are going to pull your little ass together and start taking some responsibility for your share of the "burden".

Did you say that you were 17 years old, who is helping her?



Dumbass,
I've already said I support the baby and I do take responsiblity, and I'm almost 16 as I've said before

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Actually yes thats why I do the modeling, so the baby can be supported and I have cash for the two of us, and she was virgin and she named her, her names Jordan Ruther. (her last name).

If you didn't have the sense to use birth control, you are, by definition, a retard. If the baby is already here, no doubt questions are being asked. It is your responsibility to admit that you are the father. What do you have to lose, since you claim you are already supporting her and the baby now?


At the time we didn't want questions people know now. And the reason all this shit happened is that she called from a party drunk and needed a driver, I guess I'm not such a loser huh?

[Anonymous]

according to whom, now?

[Daphne]

At the time we didn't want questions people know now. And the reason all this shit happened is that she called from a party drunk and needed a driver, I guess I'm not such a loser huh?

So...you got her pregnant by taking advantage of a drunk girl? And why would she call you, you're not old enough to drive?

Stick to writing sad poems and making up weird dragon facts, because you're not very good at writing fiction.

[kellychaos]

So...you got her pregnant by taking advantage of a drunk girl? And why would she call you, you're not old enough to drive?

Stick to writing sad poems and making up weird dragon facts, because you're not very good at writing fiction.

Seeing through BS is SUCH an admirable quality. Good job Daphne! :)

:lol @ Nigara Falls reference. http://www.971fm.net/bbs/html/emoticons/thumb.gif

[GothNAPrepsBody]

At the time we didn't want questions people know now. And the reason all this shit happened is that she called from a party drunk and needed a driver, I guess I'm not such a loser huh?

So...you got her pregnant by taking advantage of a drunk girl? And why would she call you, you're not old enough to drive?

Stick to writing sad poems and making up weird dragon facts, because you're not very good at writing fiction.



Fuck alicense a could probably drive better than any of you and actually she laid me over all so really no I didn't.

[Daphne]

When you tell us that you're better at doing things (so grownup of you, by the way) it really goes a long way to making us believe you!

And your mom won't let you have spikey hair, but she lets you drive underage?

Is this your baby?

http://community.webshots.com/album/73980555TngkuF

[Rongi]

:puke

[Johannas]

Dumbass,
I've already said I support the baby and I do take responsiblity, and I'm almost 16 as I've said before

YOUR 15 AND YOU GOT A GIRL PREGNENT??? What the hell were you thinking? How old is she?

DTH
JOHANNAS

[James]

WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT GOTHYPOO:

1. His mom won't let him wear spikes, but she allows him to drive without a license.

2. He got a drunk 15-year old pregnant, but she may have been 14 then.

3. His child is the new Hitler. His name is Draco Abyss Darkmoon.

4. He broke up with her so that nobody would suspect he was the father, thus removing any sense of responsibility for his actions, even though everyone knows anyway.

5. He supports the demon spawn by posing nude for NAMBLA and letting big hairy men suck on his asshole.

6. He looks like a pale Backstreet Boy who lost his puppy.

7. His ex-girlfriend is a slut, as demonstrated by her being a 15-year old who gets drunks and fucks people like Gothypoo without any sort of protection.

8. He wrote a book all about Dragons, which was referenced in the Harry Potter series.

9. He changes his user pic every 3 days.

10. We'd all be much happier if him, and people like him, were removed from this board. We might even be inclined to show our appreciation though donations.

[FS]

Actually yes thats why I do the modeling, so the baby can be supported and I have cash for the two of us, and she was virgin and she named her, her names Jordan Ruther. (her last name).

Hey Goth, got her address for us too? Eh? Dickhead?

[Zosimus]

[quote]
Dumbass,
I've already said I support the baby and I do take responsiblity, and I'm almost 16 as I've said before

Congratulations on your mature decisions! But, I have to agree with and quote Jeanette X: "You were too stupid to use birth control, too stupid to get her an abortion, and too stupid to stick with her and actually support the baby. You have just convinced me you are even more of a loser than I thought you were."....and as goes for the last part of your post...it doesn't take an Einstien to figure whom the dumb-ass here is!!

[Anonymous]

From: Jamesman
To: MaRiZ33
Posted: Wed May 14, 2003 2:36 am
Subject: Yo yo!
Heya sexy. I'm sorry. Let's not fight. You are sexy and I like sexy girls. So maybe you can give me your AIM name and we can cyber one day?

How old are you?

Luv ya,
James

I doubt this was a joke too - fuckin perv! ha, if you werent such a dick.. i wouldve loved to talk to you as a friend..oh well - - bye

Auto response from HNICPantitude: a/s/l

[Jeanette X]

At the time we didn't want questions people know now. And the reason all this shit happened is that she called from a party drunk and needed a driver, I guess I'm not such a loser huh?

So you took advantage of a drunk girl? Wow, you are an even lower scumbag than I thought. You had sex with a girl who was too drunk to make the right decision. And I don't care if she was all over you, it was still the wrong thing to do. And you still should have used birth control, moron. Why didn't you? Now you have to raise a baby.
And you are too young to drive, dipshit.
Does your mom know about all this?

[ziggytrix]

"We'd all be much happier if him, and people like him, were removed from this board."

And happier still if he was removed from the human genepool. :(

I hope you get hit by a truck!

[James]

I just realized something.

Engaging in sexual acts with someone who is not of sound mind to give proper consent is considered an act of rape, is it not?

Gothypoo's an admitted rapist. That HAS to be grounds to ban him.

[The Retro Kat]

Dumbass,
I've already said I support the baby and I do take responsiblity, and I'm almost 16 as I've said before


The funny thing is I've banged plenty of chicks, sound of mind, and none of them were knocked up (of course I had my friend, Trojan Man help me). Then there is a fucked up looking model peice of shit scumbag like you who raped a chick and got her knocked up on your first time. You sure are a low, stupid fuckhead.

The important thing is your story is bullshit.
If anyone believes him :swiftkickinnuts

[Captain Robo]

Goth, every post you make digs you into a deeper hole. Why the hell are you defending yourself? You fucked up. In fact, mentioning that you're a teenage father was a horrible mistake in itself.

If any of you people had doubts that goth is a RETARD, let them now be shattered.

Keep it up and you might hit china, goth.

[Captain Robo]

I think "gothypoo's" next move will be to say he was joking/being sarcastic and none of it ever happened.

:rolleyes.

[Esuohlim]

Didn't he pull the father thing out of nowhere? Someone was like "Gothypoo, you are retarded for looking like Aaron Carter and wearing spikes LOL", and then Goth says "yor farggoting teh factthat i have a kid idiot..............."

Like it was bragging or something.

[The Retro Kat]

http://image.pbase.com/u27/mariz33/upload/16352803.goth9.bmp

Now GothNAPrepsBody can finally lose his virginity.


You obviously don't understand the concept of my ex-girlfriend having a baby but of all the people to mention it it was you you really are a crackup just remember she offered james her brother maybee you could ask if you could have him

That is out of no where, I mean, of course we wouldn't understand the concept seeing how it was out of the blue, in cracked grammer might I ad. I mean, it makes no sense what he said, and the only thing I got out of it is baby.

[Zosimus]

[quote]

So you took advantage of a drunk girl? Wow, you are an even lower scumbag than I thought. You had sex with a girl who was too drunk to make the right decision. And I don't care if she was all over you, it was still the wrong thing to do. And you still should have used birth control, moron. Why didn't you? Now you have to raise a baby.
And you are too young to drive, dipshit.
Does your mom know about all this?

Jeanette don't lose your breath over him. he is one out of a million if this story even checks out!

http://www.attrition.org/gallery/priceless/tn/hand_pants.jpg.html

On this pic, they forgot to mention how priceless a gift they would receive 9 months later!

[GothNAPrepsBody]

When you tell us that you're better at doing things (so grownup of you, by the way) it really goes a long way to making us believe you!

And your mom won't let you have spikey hair, but she lets you drive underage?

Is this your baby?

http://community.webshots.com/album/73980555TngkuF



I said she wouldn't let me wear spikes, where do you just pull spikey hair outa you ass like that?

[GothNAPrepsBody]

I just realized something.

Engaging in sexual acts with someone who is not of sound mind to give proper consent is considered an act of rape, is it not?

Gothypoo's an admitted rapist. That HAS to be grounds to ban him.


Actually she wasn't drunk she had just had a drink and being mature she called me so her dad wouldn't kill her and both our parents know my dad helped me find a job and her dads fine he doesn't hate me he told me he admired me for supporting the baby and not leaving her. Also we basically go out without going out now we plan on getting married at 19.

[James]

Cry about it. You faggot.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

No bodys crying Im just making a point.

[Johannas]

Actually she wasn't drunk she had just had a drink and being mature she called me so her dad wouldn't kill her and both our parents know my dad helped me find a job and her dads fine he doesn't hate me he told me he admired me for supporting the baby and not leaving her. Also we basically go out without going out now we plan on getting married at 19.

Ok dude....you gotta get your BS story straight. First you said you left her. Then you say you left her and supported her. Now you say that her dad is PROUD of you for not leaving her? And your going to MARRY HER? Get your story straight, kid. Also, if some goth dumbass had gotten my daughter pregnent, i woulda hunted him down and slit his throat. Especially if he was a stupid as you, goth.

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Professor Cool]

wow...what's this...how pathetic! >:

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Actually she wasn't drunk she had just had a drink and being mature she called me so her dad wouldn't kill her and both our parents know my dad helped me find a job and her dads fine he doesn't hate me he told me he admired me for supporting the baby and not leaving her. Also we basically go out without going out now we plan on getting married at 19.

Ok dude....you gotta get your BS story straight. First you said you left her. Then you say you left her and supported her. Now you say that her dad is PROUD of you for not leaving her? And your going to MARRY HER? Get your story straight, kid. Also, if some goth dumbass had gotten my daughter pregnent, i woulda hunted him down and slit his throat. Especially if he was a stupid as you, goth.

DTH
JOHANNAS


I've got my story straight he isn't proud he was just glad I had the dignity to tell him, and we stopped going out only so people wouldn't ask questions I didn't say I left her

And yes I'm going to marry her.

[The Retro Kat]

BULLSHIT STORY.

But it kept me entertained. Stupid people make me laugh.

[liquidstatik]

Fucking Rapist >:

[Daphne]

this story has more holes in it, than the bullet-riddled corpse of the last lying goth I met.

[Captain Robo]

wow...what's this...how pathetic! >:

LMAO

[pyroguy97]

Captain Robo,
I've been mainly looking over posts and it seems that even goth's make more sense than yours. After, all all you really do is leave little stupid quotes, oh and maybe a few emoticons, at least Mairz and the other people you make fun of really come up with something.<think about it>

[Captain Robo]

If only we had some kind of "I-mockery war" forum for a thread like this.

Or perhaps a "grabby for attention and acceptance, so we post random, unprovoked attacks on people that other people seem to dislike" forum.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Pyro you have a good point but you really shouldnt put my posts with all my greatness down to such a low level as robos after all it is a disgrace just remember to lock your windows and doors or your sure to die.

[Jeanette X]

Pyro you have a good point but you really shouldnt put my posts with all my greatness down to such a low level as robos after all it is a disgrace just remember to lock your windows and doors or your sure to die.

More empty threats. You don't even know where he lives.

[FS]

His elemental dragon witchcraft cannot be barred by stone nor steel!

[James]

Gothypoo, the Bringer-downer of Souls!

He's rides about on a wave of tears, shooting looks of pouty and sad at all those who oppose him.

Having full knowledge of every suburban and upper-class area in the world (because that's where the preppies are), he enters homes through open windows, and attacks his enemies with stories of pregnant 15-year-olds, until their heads burst from laughing so hard.

Be afraid. Be... very afraid.

[kellychaos]

Pyro you have a good point but you really shouldnt put my posts with all my greatness down to such a low level as robos after all it is a disgrace just remember to lock your windows and doors or your sure to die.

Bearshit! :bestthread

[hardcrow]

OK this shit is getting ridiculous

From: Jamesman
To: hardcrow
Posted: Wed May 28, 2003 4:52 am
Subject: I THINK IM IN LOVE!
Hiya newbe! Just from your few new posts I know that you are HOT, from the tone of them I think your a boy. I hope so Ive been wanting to expierence some man love, with and IN me/you if you know what I mean...wink.

How old are you?

Your future boy toy,
James


WTF? >:

[James]

Oh, you stupid little bitch. First off, I didn't even know you existed until just now, let alone PM you. You're trying to capitalize on something. And once I figure out what that something is, I'll laugh at you.

Besides, everyone knows I sexually harass young boys in public only. After all, I want everyone to know how I'd make you beg to feel my throbbing pole of manflesh invade your sensitive den of anal tissue. You sassy little boy.

[hardcrow]

If there was a smiley that was running away and pukeing I would use it right now you sick fuck...

[Captain Robo]

Pyro you have a good point but you really shouldnt put my posts with all my greatness down to such a low level as robos after all it is a disgrace just remember to lock your windows and doors or your sure to die.

So, what you're really trying to say is that you're a dumbshit?

I don't know if I should :lol or :rolleyes.

[CaptainBubba]

This thread compells me to make a "I swear I'm not a virgin...really I'm not thread" in loveline.

Gothy: I had sex with my step-sister when we were 8 and she got Aids and died. :tear I know what its like to go through an unexpected spontaneous and akward sexual experience.

In case, and I don't know WHY this would be the case, you don't find it believable here are some details! Her name was rachel and she had brown hair and she cried alot when I gave her my Aids. It was sad. Her mom still won't forgive me. I go there every Sunday and appologize for killign here daughter with my Aids. Sometimes we do it. The end.

[GothNAPrepsBody]

If there was a smiley that was running away and pukeing I would use it right now you sick fuck...



Heres Close 8-) :puke

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Inbox :: Message
From: Chojin
To: GothNAPrepsBody
Posted: Wed May 28, 2003 3:40 pm
Subject: hear me out
Just saw your picture, so now I have a face to match with the name. You're not going out with that girl anymore, right? Or at least not for a while? We could have some good times, my sweet Drakely. I long to slip my lance far beyond where the light of our world shines. I know beneath your scaly frame you share this passion. Your parents won't understand, I know. No-one but me can. But that's all you'll need, Drakely. All you'll ever need.


You're legal, right?


Crow, Mariz... I need the fucking barf bucket pass it over


Oh.. and robo maybe you should... :goth

[Schimid]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, CAN YOU BE THAT STUPID? >:

[kellychaos]

If there was a smiley that was running away and pukeing I would use it right now you sick fuck...

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? :)

P.S. Chojin, you used to post more directly to me when I was new and you thought my sweet ass was up for grabs. Just 'cause I'm not ... you know ... doesn't mean I don't like the attention. :)

[Pub Lover]

Inbox :: Message
From: Chojin
To: GothNAPrepsBody
Posted: Wed May 28, 2003 3:40 pm
Subject: hear me out
Just saw your picture, so now I have a face to match with the name. You're not going out with that girl anymore, right? Or at least not for a while? We could have some good times, my sweet Drakely. I long to slip my lance far beyond where the light of our world shines. I know beneath your scaly frame you share this passion. Your parents won't understand, I know. No-one but me can. But that's all you'll need, Drakely. All you'll ever need.


You're legal, right?
Why do I never get the good PM's? :(

[Captain Robo]

Oh.. and robo maybe you should... :goth

In case you haven't noticed, you're a goth.

[Schimid]

Oh.. and robo maybe you should... :goth

In case you haven't noticed, you're a goth.

:lol

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Oh.. and robo maybe you should... :goth

In case you haven't noticed, you're a goth.



Yeah so I don't run around depressed or mutilating myself but god if only you would comit suicide

[Captain Robo]

You want God to commit suicide? :lol

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Only if your god

[Anonymous]

I see you've been keeping our secrets to yourself like a good little slave, Drakely. ;)

[Anonymous]

Drakely, you haven't written back...I'm beginning to afear that your inbox is full and can't receive pms.

I don't even know your e-mail. So I suppose I've have to swallow my pride and post my message to you here. But fear not, gentle Drakely; I have nothing to hide.

From: Chojin
To: GothNAPrepsBody
Posted: Thu May 29, 2003 1:26 pm
Subject: Drakely, Drakely, Drakely...

That message was for your eyes only, sweetness. But it's okay; Now that you know, I'm sure you'll obey my every command as if I were teasing you with a pack of razors.

The more you think about it, the more it excites you, doesn't it? Just think, Drakely - I'm the perfect girlfriend. You won't be able to get me pregnant. No matter how drunk I might get.

I've been thinking about it, turning it over in my head where our first encounter should take place. I've settled on someplace magical. A place far above the woes of this grey world. A place you call a treehouse. The echoes of our nubile eloping lost to the world in the timeless branches of suburban woods. That is where I will make you a man, Drakely.

Playfully yours,
Chojin

[Johannas]

i want one too!

DTH
JOHANNAS

[Jixby Phillips]

wow...what's this...how pathetic!

[FS]

Just think, Drakely - I'm the perfect girlfriend. You won't be able to get me pregnant.

:lol

[kellychaos]

I've settled on someplace magical. A place far above the woes of this grey world. A place you call a treehouse. The echoes of our nubile eloping lost to the world in the timeless branches of suburban woods

You should feel lucky. The location I was offered in "man-making" was an interstate truck stop. I turned it down because I wanted it to be more special ... plus I needed to be cuddled afterward. :love