worthless piece of crap (not about jamesman) [Archive]

dj bastard

May 19th, 2003, 04:32 PM

thats my opinion of the cowboy song.
it has to be the most inane piece of drivel i have ever had the misfortune to read through.
i mean whats the point ? its one boring post after another.
(its more boring that an holiday with jamesman)
sorry if i upset you mock, i mean if anything here is worth defending, i suppose it has to be your most stupad creation ever.
i cant believe after all the shit ive posted here you warn me about posting there. duh!

Esuohlim

May 19th, 2003, 04:45 PM

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

pickleninja

May 19th, 2003, 04:48 PM

dj bastard is wrong >:

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

Mockery

May 19th, 2003, 04:59 PM

Guess what DJ? Nobody gives a shit about your opinion. Furthermore, you weren't here when the original Cowboy Song shit went down, so you don't know just how special and awesome it really is. And that's fine by us. So quit your bitching, "The Cowboy Song" thread isn't going anywhere.

ItalianStereotype

May 19th, 2003, 05:11 PM

:strongarm

Rongi

May 19th, 2003, 05:19 PM

(its more boring that an holiday with jamesman)

You know, all this bitching about jamesman leads me to beleive that you are like the little girl in third grade who picked on some kid because that was your way of showing that you liked him :/.

James

May 19th, 2003, 06:36 PM

It all goes back before your time, Rongi.

You see when DJ Bastard first came around, he was known as Raver141 I think. And EVERYONE made fun of him on an hourly basis. Then once or twice, I made some comments about what an annoying faggot he was.

Well, Mr. Attention Whore didn't like that I wasn't attacking him every moment I had, so he's held a grudge against me every since.

Schimid

May 19th, 2003, 07:09 PM

I wasn't around when the original Cowboy Song shit went down. It's just fun to post.

Jixby Phillips

May 19th, 2003, 07:17 PM

What is your opinion on homosexuals dr bastard :picklehat

FartinMowler

May 19th, 2003, 07:24 PM

You know I looked at that thread and the only thing and that it's like some kind of test of wills. Am I willing to give into a pop culture thread of evil fun? or should I resist and go on with my colorful and ever changing life HMMM? I think I will watch American Idol and have some Lemming pie and think it over.

Cap'n Crunch

May 19th, 2003, 11:06 PM

Evil Robot

May 19th, 2003, 11:15 PM

Remeber when raver141 was stalking glowbelly cause he heared she was going to the UK? Stupid stalking bastard, everybody hates you.

Evil Robot

May 19th, 2003, 11:25 PM

http://theory.lcs.mit.edu/~madhu/img/mugshot.jpg

Skulhedface

May 19th, 2003, 11:41 PM

That pic looks like it'd have been pulled off of the FBI's 10 Most Wanted list.

It frightens me.

Captain Robo

May 19th, 2003, 11:47 PM

Tattoo it to the insides of your eyelids >:

I planned on singing the cowboy song with a deep country voice complete with a guitar accompaniment... but it didn't happen today :(

dj bastard

May 20th, 2003, 05:27 PM

haha, you wish jamesman, your comments to someone else led to my attacks on you, nothing else, so you newbies shut the fuck up, you aint got a clue.

mock, i didnt have to be here when your stupid "song" was first posted to see how pointlessly stupid it is.
also when were you nominated to air other ppls opinions on me, or are you a mind reader too or just a first rate fool.
( oooooh, i insulted the mod, im for it now)

robot, you dont realise how stupid your comment is do you fool.
long before your time i said i would nt meet anyone from here ever, even when i was asked.

ItalianStereotype

May 20th, 2003, 05:33 PM

that's okay raver, nobody seriously wanted to meet you. it was simply entertaining to watch you blunder about, desperately seeking the attention of your betters.

Grazzt

May 20th, 2003, 05:35 PM

COWBOY

dj bastard

May 20th, 2003, 05:41 PM

shut up italian an give me your inheritance.

ItalianStereotype

May 20th, 2003, 05:42 PM

the little that I have received is paying for my college, but for a little :blowme I might spare something.

ziggytrix

May 20th, 2003, 05:48 PM

You mean you wouldn't really have a pint with me if I came to the UK?

I'm heartbroken. :(

dj bastard

May 20th, 2003, 06:10 PM

yeah dude, as long as it was lucozade an you did a b2b with me for the cheesers.
im gonna listen to "shelter from a dream" by dougal an innovate 732 times now cos its a wicked tune and it may help me understand the repetitiveness of the cowboy song.

slapass

May 20th, 2003, 06:14 PM

What is it to burn?

James

May 20th, 2003, 06:58 PM

You hold a grudge against me because of me saying things to someone else? Wow, and I thought I didn't care back when I thought you anger was because of something I directly did to you.

So let me guess. Daisyhead? Erika? Jerseyboy? Sketch? Mariz? Gothypoo? Vinny? Those are the only people I can think of that I've actually gone out of my way to entertain any sort of bitchfest with (some more than others). Oddly enough, they're all women.

And also oddly enough, your association with any of them was/is a combination of none at all, and maybe a hello here and there. So I really don't know why you'd be so angry at me for anything concerning one of them. But whatever the reason, I'm sure it'd be hilarious if I cared enough to hear it.

Captain Robo

May 20th, 2003, 08:24 PM

Professor Cool

May 21st, 2003, 02:20 AM

Yeah but, what is it to burn?

dj bastard

May 21st, 2003, 04:44 PM

wrong again dude, i never heard of any of those ppl you mentioned.
i aint gonna say who it was cos its history an i dont want to
bring the whole thing back again just so you can insult the person again and gain some sorta twisted pleasure from it, just suffice to say i will hate you and wish you dead till the day i die.
yeah i act like a real asshole on these boards but
ppl who know the real me will tell you im a real nice guy, but be assured, if there is a mock meet again in the uk and you attend then so will i and we will sort it out then. mmmkay.

Rongi

May 21st, 2003, 04:45 PM

I LIKED YOU BETTER WHEN YOU NEVER TALKED :) :) :)

James

May 21st, 2003, 04:56 PM

i aint gonna say who it was cos its history

If it was history, then you wouldn't be holding a grudge. And the people I mentioned are the only ones that I've ever bothered with.

So kindly go kill yourself. Seriously. I'd love to find out that you were so upset over me making fun of your imaginary friend, that you blew what brains you have out the back of your filthy Englishman head.

dj bastard

May 21st, 2003, 04:58 PM

Yeah but, what is it to burn?

Ninjavenom

May 21st, 2003, 05:31 PM

How the hell are you not banned yet for being an obnoxious little shit?

Rongi

May 21st, 2003, 05:39 PM

Then again, why isn't captain robo banned for being a dumb little shit and why isn't Wiffles banned for being a stupid little cunt :/?

dj bastard

May 21st, 2003, 05:52 PM

How the hell are you not banned yet for being an obnoxious little shit?

i dunno ! weird that innit.?

sadie

May 21st, 2003, 07:09 PM

dj, though you're too ignorant to have learned that hate and revenge only serve to hurt oneself, i must say you have large balls. i respect that. however, if a thread on a message board is this irritating to you, i suggest you look inside yourself for the problem.

Captain Robo

May 21st, 2003, 07:16 PM

Then again, why isn't captain robo banned for being a dumb little shit and why isn't Wiffles banned for being a stupid little cunt :/?

Nobody likes you either :)

Evil Robot

May 21st, 2003, 07:57 PM

He tried looking inside himself, but he couldn't get the mirror that far up his ass.

Rongi

May 21st, 2003, 08:00 PM

Nobody likes you either :)

Oh come on robo, that was just weak :). You can do better my semi down-syndrome friend ;).

Captain Robo

May 21st, 2003, 09:18 PM

How about "LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE YOU POST?"

No? :(

sadie

May 22nd, 2003, 12:08 AM

He tried looking inside himself, but he couldn't get the mirror that far up his ass.

perhaps he wasn't using the appropriate tool?

http://www.happcontrols.com/images/90/92035000_color.jpg

Krythor

May 22nd, 2003, 10:51 AM

Hi DJ bastard :)

dj bastard

May 22nd, 2003, 05:44 PM

hiya krythor :rave
holy shit this is boring.
when i came here i just posted loads of irritating crap, i thought it was funny pissing off the regulars, now i realise its pointless, theyve seen it all before and its very boring.
im at a point now where i just cant be arsed to argue with newbies anymore, they think they can really hurt you with comments but the only pain you feel is banging your head on your monitor to releave the boredom, therefore i apologise to all the ppl who's brain i fried with all my boring posts when i first came here, hell im probably boring people with this post but so fuck at least i have something to say this time.
anyway from now on im not gonna react to stupid shithead newbies anymore, why the fuck should i, its very very boring, yawn.

Krythor

May 22nd, 2003, 05:46 PM

How are you DJ bastard? :)

dj bastard

May 22nd, 2003, 05:53 PM

im reflecting on my past here at the moment, my future too, im a little embarrased. :/
hows yourself. ?

Krythor

May 22nd, 2003, 06:00 PM

im dandy :) how is the weather? :)

dj bastard

May 22nd, 2003, 06:06 PM

crap as usual. i am in england though so i cant complain, we brits dont complain you know, its not in our nature. :/
i gotta go over to my regular boards now cos im hunting some rare hardcore tunes that i gotta get real soon, see you around dude. :)

Krythor

May 22nd, 2003, 06:09 PM

do you dj for a living? :confused :faint

dj bastard

May 24th, 2003, 04:54 PM

no way dude, its basically a hobby for me though i often play out reluctantly when asked, there isnt much money to be made from playing hardcore anyway.
tis fun to play to a crowd though, though i wouldnt like to do it for a living.

Krythor

May 24th, 2003, 08:49 PM

thats really cool that you have a hobby :) I wish I had a hobby :)

glowbelly

May 25th, 2003, 11:26 PM

hi dj bastardito ;)

The_Rorschach

May 26th, 2003, 08:23 AM

Hey DJ, don't worry too much about the Cowboy thing. You aren't the first one to wonder about it success. Protoclown tried posting a Tolkien poem there for awhile, and a few other people helped with it, but it never went very far.

Once I even tried making a comeback, but those threads were deleted within an hour ;)

Not sure what your beef is with James, but he's a pretty cool cat I think. Alot of the shit he posts here is just posturing.

Anyway, its 2:35 in the morning right now, and I feel pretty shitty. I don't even know why I'm online really, so I'm going to stop rambling. Take care of yourself

Helm

May 26th, 2003, 12:01 PM

A note to all you newbies that are so desperate to fit in: Don't post in the cowboy thread. You do not know what it is about, you do not know why it's supposed to be funny. And that's okay really, but because you simply do not get it, you look like overeager morons when you post there.